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VOTE: Yume

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hmm.

Can anyone guess who I am?

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Yume is IC. Again.

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VOTE: Postie

*hits that was easy button*

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No, you're just scum.

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Like, you're claiming that you're intentionally being scummy so that I read you as scum and I can lynch you and you can say HA FOOLED YOU BY SCUMCLAIMING.

That's, no.

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I've always wondered what Ircher would look like as scum. I tried to tell him in previous games (after I exploited it) that his gameplay is way too easy to lynch, and that that wasn't going to serve him well no matter WHAT alignment he was. Seems like that is still the case.

... that, however, in no way means he's town. So Postie, you're really going to have to walk me through that unvote.

Nah, I lurk more as scum --> I literally let RC hand me a victory in Newbie 1708.

No, you let the fail newbies hand you a victory.

I was trying to vote scum on MyLo.

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In fact for that

VOTE: Ircher

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VOTE: postie

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Thats not how town postie would talk to me here.

Cakez dont be bad.

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Postie learned to bus from me.

Massive may be scum but postie is scum 100%

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Ya rly.

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Shotty isn't a bad scumread for me.

I'm not unvoting Postie.

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Not townreading this rxn.

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I just think RC is scum

No, you don't. I'm getting systematically lynched in general atm because I don't have the time to play and people can't look past it.

You did not catch me in Smeagol's game, you got lucky that my slot in fact happened to be scum when you would have pushed on me anyway.

I am town here. if you say one more word about me being scum I'm voting you and not unvoting.

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I will answer that question in twilight if Postie gets lynched.

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Nah.

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VOTE: RC
k then

Also even if you don't count Smeagol's game I was also correct on you in 635.

You didn't scumread me in 635?

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VOTE: Sircakez

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And yet you didn't vote me in LyLo.

Like fuck

look at all of these people going, "hmmm I'm fine lynching Cakez" in MyLo. There's no way that's how scum goes down in this scenario.

Because there's literally no resistance to my lynch at all., I'm a go-to mislynch in MyLo (see: Open 623, Legend of Zelda), obvscum like Titus have been pushing me all game, I wouldn't have killed Heartless who was townreading me, etc.
Most certain Thor is scum in the VTs
Then mhsmith

this excludes the possibility of me being scum even.
why are you pretending that you are able to read me?
stop.

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I will selfhammer at L-1 before I do anything else while you are all voting me.

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I do what I do for a reason. You are fully aware that I can break games wide open via unconventional strategies and just generally knowing how to scumhunt, if you weren't before I had the game solved before I even replaced into 1706.

Leave me alone until I'm ready.

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Postie, why should I believe that you're town if I'm scumreading you as hard as I am?

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VOTE: Postie

goodbye!

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My big scumreads here outside of Postie are {Massive/Catdog}.

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If you're wrong I'm really sorry but there's no way in hell I wasn't lynching you day one.

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VOTE: Fate

lynch this. I am a seeking mason. I am Annie looking for Tibbers. Catdog is not tibbers.

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fake as fuck.

there is no framer in this setup. don't let anything stop you from lynching this clown today or tomorrow.

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There is no fucking framer in this setup and if you don't lynch Fate tomorrow I am going to kill you all.

Scum planned this fake guilty. it's the only reason I wasn't killed last night.

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I'm not answering jack squat today.

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There's 0 reason for an actual framer to target me because I can talk my way out of a guilty and anyone with a brain wouldn't cop me n1 because of the high odds of me getting NKed.

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Nah, I'm not doing it. town doesn't deserve it.

Autolynch Fate tomorrow. he's going to claim framed, don't let him.

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VOTE: RC

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VOTE: RC

Sorry, but there is no reason not to believe this guilty as of now.

You'll learn better for next time.

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vote remains.

I think it's more likely that Fate decided to claim a guilty to get me lynched and confuse town after than that he decided to fakeclaim that guilty as town.

and no shit I didn't target randomly. the only people who would pick Tibbers are Yume, Ranger, Postie, and Catdog. Ranger has a post restriction so that basically leaves CatDog.

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UNVOTE:

town should feel ashamed.

VOTE: Massive

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As bad as my meta guilties have been recently, I am fairly sure Massive is scum here.

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If forced to choose between Radiant-sempai and Fate-hakase, I'll lynch Fate-hakase~~~
VOTE: Clumsy-kun.
Regardless of which in {Radiant-sempai, Fate-hakase} is a meanie, Clumsy-kun's reaction is clearly that of a baddie!

Why are you dancing around this guilty? Either RC is guilty and is scum, or the guilty is fake and Fate needs to die. Why are you not picking between these?

Assuming that Fate is in fact faking a guilty, why can he not be faking a guilty as town?
I don't personally think it is likely but I don't see why you've suddenly come around to concurring on that assessment.
Also, you were the one who tried to argue with my assessment of the likelihood of a framer: why can't I be framed town?

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Also, I think it's pretty fucking obvious that Fate was 'retracting' his guilty. Why are you pretending that he didn't and trying to get me quicklynched with known scum?

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Ranger, what's your read on Massive?

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Like, I could do clumsy before Massive I guess but I'm more certain that Massive is scum based on the way he dealt with Postie yesterday.

Clumsy can trigger my scumdar off of the sheer ridiculous badness of his play sometimes when he's town. I know Massive a little better and this is straight up his alley as scum. he's cheeky as fuck and this reminds me of the plays that he made in the game we lost because yall fuckers didn't lynch him after I called the scumteam and the gameplay just generally feels similar in ways that are hard to express.

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PIsskop shouldn't have been dead at all, frankly. He's a PoS but he didn't lose us that game. When you have terrible players like [redacted] alive you don't waste time on PLs on Performer. You go for scum.

Blame Boonskiies and town in general for that, not PK.

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LOL. no.

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I literally would not be surprised if it was Shotty/Clumsy/Massive.

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Yume, you have been online and not unvoted me. Why?

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There is no fucking tibbers

you all are fucking awful. you owe me an apology in postgame.

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like no seriously.

this is the game beyond any other game where I am telling you that you should feel fucking ashamed.

any town voting me should never play a mafia game instead and is going to be policy lynch for me from now on.

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Fate is still scum. Massive is still scum. Clumsy may be scum as well.

Priority lynch is Massive, if we have an actual investigative they should check fate.

seriously you guys are really terrible. this is the most disgustingly bad wagon I have seen in all my years of mafia playing.

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like news fucking flash I've been getting lynched left right and center this year because people are like OMG WE HAVE TO LYNCH RC BECAUSE BANNER AND WONT IT BE SO COOL
further news fucking flash
when you vote me every single game regardless of alignment it doesn't mean fuck if you actually mange to catch me someday when I'm scum.
all it means is that you're useless trash who can't play the game and is more concerned with your fragile as fuck egos than actually winning the game

you are sheeping a wagon that anyone who has the slightest bit of mafia IQ should realize is being led by mafia.
get fucking better.

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yes, I am pretty fucking angry.

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fuck you.

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regardless of alignment. even if you are scum. you're just the worst.

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You should ask your mother that, not me.

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I'm done playing the game.

I'm just waiting to get hammered so you can all realize just how shitty you're playing.

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What, you want me to be professional and shut up and lie down and get lynched and everyone forgets about my reads? no.

I learned a long time ago that if you're going to get lynched you make a spectacle of it or everyone just forgets what you were doing.

with the quality of this town I think there's about a 0% chance a single scum gets lynched this game but I'm going to play this game like I'm playing it. I literally don't care at all about your objections when you're voting me and possibly scum.

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like, you want to unvote me and force people to make themselves accountable for their votes on me before I get lynched instead of after? then this is a conversation that we can have.

but when town's voting me, especially with several obvious gigantic scumfucks and refusing to engage me in any other alignment indicative way then I'm going to do what I have to do to make a fucking point.

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Like I'm not going to comment on Clumsy's vote, because frankly you're terrible as either alignment. If you're town you're making yourself a free mislynch tomorrow and if you're scum you're done anyway. literally no combination of players in this game as your scumpartners would put themselves on the line defending you with how badly you're playing.

As for the others? Let's take a look at some!

VOTE: RC

Blank vote. 0 comment. From someone who seemed to be townreading me on day 1.

Man my Scum Theater bells are ringing.

RC balking on his promise to answer the question about Ircher's claim is trash.

VOTE: RadiantCowbells

WHY ARE WE QUICKLYNCHING?????

Thanks for reminding me I want you to hang as well still.

Content with my vote. RC, you should tell your buddy Ircher not to vote right after you and make it obvious.

Massive called me scum for not answering about Ircher when every single person in this game knows that Ircher did in fact do it or I would have fucking said something.
Then he called Ircher and Fate both my scumbuddies by calling Fake's terrible fake guilty a 'Scum Theater' bell and implying that Ircher voting after me makes us both scum?
Like that's not at all how this game fucking works.

VOTE: rc
time to die.

you know what there is a stigma that rc is never lynched as scum, and it's things like this. VOTE: rc this needs to happen. Just because fate faked a guilty(i think) doesn't clear rc

literally no reason that I'm scum besides that OMG IF RC IS ACTUALLY SCUM THIS WILL BE SO FUCKING COOL RIGHT WE LYNCHED THE MOST CUNNING MANIPULATOR RIGHT

VOTE: RC

Sorry, but there is no reason not to believe this guilty as of now.

Conftown vote is still only there because of the terrible fake guilty. Jeanne's still an idiot for not unvoting me though, because she was definitely on today.


So yeah. I am mad. I am not going to calm myself down because to calm myself down and not shout at people and make myself heard is straight up against my win condition.

I am not going to make a case on Fate at the moment but I think that Fate and Massive are both incredibly likely to be scum in this game.

Clumsy is PROBABLY scum as well but could potentially be town but frankly if he's town I'm good to see him lynched anyway just so he learns to not be totally awful.

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I mean I'll put up with Katsuki in general but I'd be lying if I said that I would pay attention to any of his reads ever.
I have strong negative feelings towards Yume in general right now and would rather not deal with her anyway.
Massive's scum, w/e.
I don't think I need to explain further my feelings towards clumsy or Shotty, since I've made those both perfectly clear in other forums?

so yes. any of you are town I am thoroughly finished with you. bank on it.

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RC I find it a bit funny that you of all people can't see why I faked a guilty

as much as I don't want to vote on the same wagon with drmy I'm not going to go trusting RC's reads this game

no, you're just caught scum now thats mad

You know what?

Everyone's checked in. The only one defending you is Ranger

I don't see how Tibbers can have Ranger's post restriction.

hmmmm wait theres one more to

Klingon either claim tibbers or hammer RC, you have no other choices

like, does anyone think this is a reasonable or rational thought process?

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Like, I thought it was obvious in my first post that I believed that there was in fact no Tibbers. I thought that was obvious to everyone else.

Fate coming in and saying all this garbage about me getting lynched because I don't have someone backing me up is complete and utter nonsense.

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oh, and one last exercise for you. find a scum game where I've ever been this pissed off in such a protracted way. you can't, because it's never happened and it never will.

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Fate and Massive are both scum.

Lynch them in either order.

Town, you're the absolute worst.

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Don't not lynch Fate.
I've done fake guilties as town. I know how it plays out, I know how it works. That was NOT a town fake guilty by any means.
Fate wanted to get me lynched and blame framer or redirection and then cry that he would never have done this as scum.
There's no chance that Town!Anyone would have quicklynched me in this manner.

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OH, and his case for why I'm scum is fucking awful. Why would I ever kill Sircakez for scumreading me. 100% bunk, and also 100% that there's no way that he actually believes it.

Clumsy may be scum but don't get diverted trying to lynch him before Fate is dead, who dies tomorrow, and Massive is dead, who dies the day after.

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Shut up you gutter born troglodyte.

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Because I called you the fuck out.

I have nothing more to say in this game. bye.

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No, no one in this game honestly believes that I'm scum still. You pretending is basically scumclaiming at this point. Not that you didn't already do that with the fake guilty that wasn't a town one whatsoever.

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I'm not sure how you're ego blinds your vision so much that you think you went from "Someone I don't even feel like using a NK on" to "OMG BETTER FAKE A GUILTY THIS GUY NEEDS TO DIE" with my scum strategy

Doc protection, you thinking you'll get towncred for fake guiltying someone, and people asking questions about why I died and my Massive scumread. Your claimed positions this entire day have been disingenuous as fuck and you're clearly posturing your fucking ass out trying to act like you're scumreading me here. It's also POSSIBLE that you always planned on retracting: but your fake guilty did not come from town. I know town fake guilties and that was not at all it.

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I don't know what you'll flip at this point. I've kept up the charade as scum post hammer plenty of time just for extra psychological effect.

Bye, scumlicias.

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It's super fucking obvious that Fate wanted to rush my lynch before people unvoted me for my responses last night. If you don't lynch him tomorrow I have no words for the terribleness.

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I am incredibly sorry that you don't have the english language skills to understand a double negative when you see one. For your edification, 'Don't not' = do. There's no contradiction.

If your feelings that this is god damn scum theatre lead you to vote Fate tomorrow then I don't give a fuck what you think, but I am flipping town and the fact that you don't realize it yet is disgusting and says a lot about your mafia skill.

If you're town, don't join another game with me in it. Moment this game ends I'm autovoting you if you are.

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Nah you know what screw it I'll just not play with that group anymore so we avoid any sort of being forced to not vote scum. Bye!

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Oh, and one more thing about Fake's fake guilty: perhaps he planned to use it to then claim that my reaction was scummy but my reaction was too townie for that to work so he ended up pulling the shit he pulled out of a mix of panic from me calling him out immediately for that crap and being scared because town was eminently likely to wagon his scumbuddy Massive and he wanted to forestall it.

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I don't think I need to add that Fate's comment about Sircakez's death making me scum makes a terrible nightkill make a lot more sense. I'm pretty sure that scum trying to lynch me as a group was fully planned.

Congratulations on giving scum whatever ego points they wanted for lynching me. I hope you're super proud of how well you've played.

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I have only insulted people's play and not the people behind it, besides for saying that people should feel bad.
Perhaps I've crossed over the line? but people have also crossed over the lines in terms of sheer awfulness of the gamestate on this day and if I don't hold people accountable no one who is town in this game will.
Yes, I am disgusted. I feel something between revulsion and hatred for the fact that I managed to get lynched here even though I was fucking obviously town. Pity me for that if you need to!

The only things I could interpret as personal insults are calling people trash, which should be fully understood as calling people trash at mafia, and calling Fate a gutter born troglodyte, which should be obvious that I wouldn't insult scum personally because I wouldn't be mad at them in the same way and was just a reference to Fire Emblem: Awakening since his name is similar to Fates. I like Maribelle's insults, they're awesome.

Maybe the one where I used the F word about 20 times and told everyone they should feel ashamed was over the line? but I stand by the fact that any town voting me should take a break and read this game over for a couple months until they fully understand just why I'm so hardline against playing with any of them because of just how obvious it was that scum were trying to rush my lynch.

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But that's not even how I judge my actions to be over the line, it's not even how I think about it.
I'm plenty willing to go way farther than I've ever gone on this site a la things that I do on SCMafia or back in my CoD days, but not for the sake of throwing heavier comments out. It's about the message.
It's about startling people and pulling them out of their current terrible thought processes and making the voice of someone who is otherwise getting lynched and easy as fuck to ignore heard.

I judge whether I'm over the line by the reactions of others. When your reaction is to denigrate me and not discuss my reads at all with me it indicates I probably didn't go far enough.
The only person whose reaction I'm actually concerned about is Yume, but she will be dead anyway and if there's a problem I will be able to sort it out with her privately.
And believe me, I can tell when I have genuinely upset someone and that's never what I'm after, but you don't make any waves by going down quietly.

Vote Fate tomorrow.

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Town, you are not allowed to vote Clumsy until Massive and Fate are dead. Understood? They MAY be the third scum: I'm not saying that it's impossible. But Fate/Massive team should be basically confirmed at this point by Fate freaking out when the Massive wagon got going and by their awful associatives through yesterday and today. And don't you dare end up townreading one if they bus the other: they are scumpartners, pure and simple.

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I mean scum didn't do badly certainly but I think this was more of a town loss than a scum win in my opinion.

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I'm looking at all their ISOs and I'm really seeing nothing besides play low profile and let town self destruct. I can't support a scummy nom here.

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Like, the 3 lowest post counts were scum. Scum total had half the posts that a single player did who got lynched day 1.

They won but I don't think any of them played at all noteworthy.

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Ranger definitely was the strongest of the scum players but I don't think her play was like amazing scummy nom worthy? Maybe just my opinion.

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lol.

I've had games that I swept where I did nothing, and I've had games that I swept that there were a result of good play by me and my teammates. I can tell the difference.