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I'm cuttingDanny Pinkfrom Doctor Who, played by jasonT1981. Doctor Who had several notable characters leave in early votes. Even the first vote, K9, has a meme dedicated to him. But Danny Pink is the only person from this game I have absolutely nothing to say about. There is no story to this character.- Klick
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Bernie Sanders, AKA Elbirn from #2016 is my next cut. Same reasoning as my Danny cut really, this is the only person who seems to have had absolutely no impact on their game. I guess Bernie's existence in the game made it so that Hillary would survive her first tribe and go on to make it to Final Three, but that's about it.- Klick
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Considering this only covers anon Survivors, I also don't expect to see a Bahamas cut for quite some time.In post 85, D3f3nd3r wrote:I actually see Bahamas staying fully intact for a decent amount of time. Nobody can forget Bananakai!
457. Riddler (kdowns) - Arkham City Survivor
"It feels oh so good to be in a survivor game again. I am really glad that I finally have the availability to commit to this game."- Riddler
That quote is from the first of three posts in Riddler's confessional. Ridder's internet died shortly after this. This led to inactivity, disinterest, and eventually elimination. Riddler survived longer than Ozy and Clock King, but both of them have somewhat interesting stories.- Klick
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444. Black Mask (TheIrishPope) - Arkham Asylum
In looking back for things to say about Black Mask, I just realized that I started on the same tribe as him. I had been assuming up to that point that Black Mask started on the opposing tribe. He talked so little that I forgot he was on my tribe. That's impressive inactivity.- Klick
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In post 130, Drench wrote:443. Agitha (Cybele) - Hyrule
Look, flaking is probably the worst. It just disrupts the game flow, it's generally bad, eugh. Sure, Cybele probably had good reasons, but there was so much potential in Agitha and for it all to peter out in a flake is honestly a bit more disappointing than someone who just flaked off the bat without that promise. So, time to go.
I'm looking at everyone else around Agitha at this point of the list. Agitha was a much stronger character than any of these. In fact, I'd argue that Agitha was a stronger character in her short time in the game than several characters that have made merge. I can even list other games by Cybele that I'd easily say are weaker than Agitha - Jenn and Queen Bee come to mind immediately as much inferior versions of Agitha. Her great potential led to disappointment, but it was great while it was relevant.
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433. Taric (randomidget) - League of Legends
"I have like a 1.5% chance of winning tbh."
Taric was cool! I liked Taric! He tried! But he didn't quite know what to expect coming into the game and was underwhelming. His abs proved too distracting during the first challenge, and his tribe sent him out first. One notable thing is that his elimination arguably stopped the eventual winner of the game from being voted out. That's pretty neat!- Klick
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427. Ron (Blackpawn14) - Hogwarts
"Well, we're screwed.
At least, I'm screwed."
To Ron's credit, I really like his confessional upon a read for this cut. He was surprisingly self-aware, knowing he was most likely the first vote on his tribe, and had he been more active, I think he could have been a fun character. If he tried as hard in PMs as in his confessional, he could have gone places. Sadly, Ron was relatively inactive on a tribe full of interesting characters (and George) and disappeared during his elimination.- Klick
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420 (blaze it). Aria T'Loak (JDGA) - Mass Effect
"You know how I said I wouldn't play another survivor?
PSYCHE."
Aria came into the game ready to play. There was a lot of pre-planning done in Aria's confessional. She had learned from her mistakes in previous games and was prepared to be the Sole Survivor of Mass Effect. But... she had to disappear. And that's that.- Klick
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414. Sephiroth (Rhinox) - Destiny Islands
"Probably my fault we lost.
I'm obviously not safe "
I know hardly anything about Destiny Islands, but I have ani's blessing on this cut! Apparently he got voted out with three votes out of seven after being the reason his tribe lost the first challenge. His confessional has seven posts. The end.- Klick
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407. Rorschach 1.0 (Axxle) - Conclave
"I think Zod might be going home on the other tribe, he seems to be less of a presence."
Rorschach started off very quietly, only surviving the first Tribal Council because Black Canary said absolutely nothing as opposed to almost nothing. He went on to never lose a challenge in the next tribe; if the Heroes lost a challenge, Rorschach was a fairly likely first vote. He then won a tribe-picking challenge and got to basically rig a tribe in his favor. Despite this, he was the first player voted out of this tribe. While the Tribal Council in which he was eliminated was certainly interesting, it was mostly because his tribemates were considering making a big move as opposed to just voting Rorschach. All in all, he didn't do much!- Klick
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Starfire!In post 281, Cheery Dog wrote:Have there ever been any tribe-picking winners that have actually managed to pick a tribe that would actually benefit the end user?- Klick
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ftfyIn post 295, animorpherv1 wrote:405. Froslass (Klick) - Eon
"I'm pretending to be a first time player
AND a somewhat ditzy female
there's no way this strategy can backfire"
Basically the opposite of everything that's ever good for the game's health. Pardon me if this was said before, but playing like you're new to the game (and especially claiming as such) will actually turn out worse for you because it's really, really,REALLYfucking obvious who's new and who isn't. The only reason it worked for Xalxe is Seafoam is because no one had done it up to that point. Since Xalxe had won with it, now everyone's on guard, and since it's become a popular tactic, most people assume people who outright claim newbies are actually vets or are at least suspicious of it.
Add that claiming a newbie and pretending to be a gender you aren't makes you a bad trope of a character, and you've got a disinteresting character at best and an outright bad one at worst.- Klick
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400. Golem (TheBadOne) - Sky Pillar
It looks like my end has already come. This game has been too short for me
First of all, the spreadsheet has him as Graveler, but he's definitely Golem!
Golem had a decent start. He made a few close friends in typical TBO fashion and was looking pretty strong. He was a part of a very interesting Tribal Council in his first tribe, but played a very minimal role; his confessional is mostly commenting on how the vote could have been much easier, while others' confessionals on the event talk about the actual insanity of the vote itself. After this, he gets swap-screwed with a bunch of Forinas, loses activity, and gets voted out first on Izabe. He had potential for sure, but it didn't wind up going anywhere.- Klick
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393. Gambit (Framm 18) - Conclave
Even if I get eliminated first TC I attend. I am the last person to go to one. *woohoo*
Gambit was apparently somewhat active on his first tribe, but all accounts suggest that he was on the bottom half. On Corona, he attempted to start a large alliance primarily consisting of people he had talked to in the past, but he quickly became inactive for the most part, and people moved on and made alliances of their own. He proceeded to get swap-screwed as the only hero on a tribe of six in Cyttorak, which ended exactly how you'd expect.- Klick
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386. Homer (D3f3nd3r) - Season Finale
"No talk or discussions just yet. Maybe I should start?"
Homer is from Purple Reign, arguably the most boring tribe in MS Survivor history. He doesn't seem to have been a major part of anyone's plans. Homer was unceremoniously voted out third in the tribe. There wasn't any controversy to the vote; Hawkeye was interesting in a negative way, and Barney was apparently cool I don't know I've been told Barney was entertaining, but Homer was just... Homer.- Klick
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379. Gastly (DeathNote) - Eon
"I am progressively becoming less and less silly and more and more serious which kinda sucks because I don't want to stress about the game."
There's not that much that can be said about Gastly based on his confessional. It seems as though he knew he was somewhat on the outs of the tribe - he didn't necessarily think he was at the very bottom, but he knew he wasn't at the top. From what I heard from others after Gastly's elimination, he was too trusting of his tribe as a whole, openly talking about the hidden map pieces in the game. People didn't talk to him much and failed to trust him for some reason, and this led to him being eliminated over Ralts, who missed the challenge but was somewhat more popular.- Klick
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Didn't realize it was my turn...
372. Claire (Keybladewielder) - Greece
"Just saying; I freaking called it. I knew it."
Claire seems to have been living in her own little world. If you read just her confessional, she was doing a great job until swap and got voted out in an exciting TC. But if you look at it from anyone else's perspective, Claire is essentially invisible. As a player that was never on Claire's tribe, I heard somewhat interesting things, but I also heard that she was likely to be eliminated early on. Before making this write-up, I didn't actually realize how amusing Claire's story was! I have a new appreciation for her. She tried her best, and it made for a fun little arc, but she had relatively little impact on the game as a whole, and that's why I see now as a good time for her to go.- Klick
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In the theme of bad late-game characters...
365. Dora (Klick) - Season Finale
"I am now Jesse's ally, and I really hope that goes far. I like Jesse a lot. "
Dora was basically the reason Season Finale turned out as boring as it did. She and Jesse held power over the Final Ten vote, back when the very first tribes were 5-5, but Dora willingly voted out a member of her own tribe that she didn't totally trust in order to appeal to Jesse. She then allowed Holly to be eliminated afterward without that much contest, further cementing the Purple majority. She attempted to make a move the round after this, but it was too little too late; by then, the game was already decided. Dora had a silly speaking gimmick which was fun, but all in all as a character she let the game down.- Klick
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I might have done this first:
359. Justine (Malakittens) - Greece
"Alliances? What's an alliance?"
I was apparently Justine's closest ally, along with Stiles! I couldn't really tell during the game though, I apparently talked to her the most and was one of the few people hearing from her on a regular basis. Justine was very busy during this game and I respect that, but she was practically nonexistent as a player.- Klick
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This. In particular, I lagged out at ten balls.In post 613, BROseidon wrote:The issue with balls, though, was that spotty/inconsistent wifi could fuck you.
That was a legitimate complaint about the challenge. Otherwise it was timing/physical endurance.- Klick
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I could have sworn I did this last night!
352. Colin (pickemgenius) - Hyrule
"Hey everybody,
If you are getting this it is to inform you that I have now become the perfect goat."
If, as CC said, we're at the point where we're cutting people who actively diminished seasons, I think this is an appropriate time to cut Colin. Colin was incredibly UTR all game and didn't have much of a story. He was on Zora, which was a very interesting tribe, but was overshadowed by the other characters on it. When the first merge vote didn't go his way because of an idol, he decided he would act as a universal goat and essentially stop playing the game. This got him voted out immediately.- Klick
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It wasn't boring for anyone that was involved in it. It actually turned out pretty unpredictable. Maybe it seemed boring because confessionals weren't the best?
345. English Toffee (PrivateI) - Pretty Super Vanilla
"Sorry, fam. Life is busy, life is hard."
It's hard to write paragraphs about characters that weren't really notable. English Toffee had a decent start, making a good alliance with the strongest member of his tribe, Banana. But he was very UTR, probably because life was busy for him at the time. Banana was blindsided in an exciting vote that English Toffee didn't have much to do with, and he was unceremoniously eliminated right after. (Love you Monty, but I'm predicting a Monty streak pretty soon. )- Klick
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331. Clara Oswald (PrivateI) - Doctor Who
"What the heck, I'm in Europe, why not have a lot of fun, take some risks, and win Survivor: Doctor Who?"
Clara was a member of the trainwreck that was Sontaran. She was in arguably the best spot on the tribe for its duration, forming a strong alliance with Amy and Nefertiti while avoiding the negative attention those two got from being dominant personalities. However, upon a swap Clara's game crumbled because she lost activity, and her closest ally Amy blew up both of their games by meddling in time travel. She quit the game due to IRL circumstances during a shipwreck, messing up the subsequent tribe swap in the process.
Clara was fun and lively in conversation, but with one exception, her confessional was never posted in after the first two days. Clara had great potential as a character, but her inactivity and her allies' incompetence puts her here.- Klick
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324. Faramir (Cybele) - Middle Earth
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Everything Faramir said was in the form of a drawing like the one above. That alone has gotten Faramir this far. While this is indeed amazing, it does not necessarily mean Faramir was a great character. Everyone loved his drawings at first, but soon enough people connected, and as you may expect, Faramir didn't connect as well as others. He was entertaining, but he didn't do much.
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317. Captain Narom (GuyInFreezer) - Mass Effect
"Note to self: try hard, but not too hard."
Read Kirrahe's cut description and you'll get Narom, except with one less self-vote and not having a strong start. Narom's longevity relied heavily on luck combined with small tribes. Legion took a liking to Narom very early on and ensured he would stay safe during the two Blood Pack votes. If Blood Pack went to a third TC, Narom was the next target. On Cyanide, Narom was saved by Kasumi's connection with Samara, combined with there being a Red vs. Purple thing going on. During merge, moves were big, and they stayed big, which kept Narom safe until the winning group had no other options. Narom's game plan was to go to the end with his allies from the start, Legion and Kasumi. However, he contributed to his group's failure by self-voting at one of the pivotal Tribal Councils.
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I've wanted to do this before, but I chickened out because I didn't want to piss mods/spectators off. CC in Hyrule (Happy Mask Salesman) started off the game pretending he had no idea what he was doing in his confessional, and it took spectators a while to find out he was faking. Also, pika pika.In post 1123, BROseidon wrote:It's a shame that PMs can't get catalogued and published post-game.
I'd love for someone who's always popular in games to, as performance art, have no confessionals at all (literally none), so that they're only talked about by everyone else as being really great, but the specs have no idea what's going on.
310. Storm (xRECKONERx) - Conclave
"I'm not actually that drunk. I can type fine. But someone told me, 'Maybe people will get to know you better and feel better about you if they see you goofing off and having fun like a drunkie,' so I'm playing it to full effect. Hope this is a net positive instead of just annoying people."- Starfire
"Storm has not sent me a message in six days. Storm will hopefully be eliminated within six more days."
Storm's confessional has 16 posts and gives very little information about what she did in the game... not that she really did much. She started on Marvel Heroes and was considered on of the three people on the tribe who didn't really do much early on. She moved on to Corona and, uh, continued to not do much. During these two tribes, Storm never went to TC, and her game was pretty much stagnant. She had a small amount of support from Marvel Heroes, but no DC Heroes were interested in keeping her alive for long.
Enter the DOOM challenge. Starfire wins a tribe-drafting spot and puts Storm (and Doctor Doom) on her tribe as vote fodder. Storm attempts to pick up her game at this point and becomes somewhat social. Furthermore, she's smart and realizes that something was up with Starfire's drafting. She expresses her concerns to Doctor Doom and Moon Knight, and come first TC on Ekron, she pushes very hard against Mysterio. Unfortunately, Moony tells on Storm, and Doom doesn't care much for the idea of voting Mysterio either. Storm's slight connections with Wolverine and Moon Knight keep her alive over Doctor Doom for the first vote, but she's gone at the second.
Storm was Reck's return to Survivor games. He didn't do much in this game until shortly before his elimination, but this was the calm before the storm (believe it or not, this pun wasn't intended when I typed it) that was characters like Jack Harkness, Simba, and Batwoman.- Klick
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KAces was responding to this, not to Reck's games.In post 1123, BROseidon wrote:I'd love for someone who's always popular in games to, as performance art, have no confessionals at all (literally none), so that they're only talked about by everyone else as being really great, but the specs have no idea what's going on.- Klick
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296. Xander (Pizzadudes7) - Greece
"So.......hi. My name is Xander, and I really hate my tribe. My tribe originally spoke of how strong we were, but when it came down to it, they sucked. Nobody is as strong as they said they were and some don't even show up to challenges. I'm sick of myself, Monika, and Gus (who basically run this tribe) pulling all the weight of the tribe. We need to start winning, or we're gonna get steamrolled by Zante."
That quote is so wrong and so right at the same time.
Xander was one of the more interesting members of Cergio 1.0. He didn't post in his confessional much at all, but he was in the gray area between being one of the strong active members of the tribe and, uh, not. When I met him on Lefkas... he didn't say very much! Fortunately for him, Gus said less, and he was kept around as a potential number. Come merge, he was in between a Lefkas alliance and an Old Cergio alliance that were conflicting. He could have played both sides fairly well, but he voted Gobias against his allies during the Monika vote and came to lose the trust of both sides. Everyone stopped giving him any information, and he was unceremoniously voted out "second" in merge. - Klick
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