Monster Under the Bed (NY214 SK Notebook)

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9/07/2018
dear diary,
today pine reminded me that you exist.
i'm usually very social and love spewing all of my thoughts into the thread in mafia. but when presented with a pt, naturally, that will do as well.
unfortunately insofar as this game goes, my general thoughts have been "

K

I

L

L

T

H

E

M

A

L

L

", which nobody tends to respond particularly warmly to. : (
i'll write you later and maybe do a reread to document some entertaining anecdotes

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so got a tracker soft inno on Taly last night. kewl.
the way he and MoI pushed me off the dramwagon was so annoying. but honestly MoI clumsily positioning me for scum based on my bad take on mechanics (which secretly is a tw town tell but let's not tell them that) was exceptionally gross.

I think MoI is getting stabby n2 if I don't blow up at him later this phase.


Also would notttttttt be surprised if I was the NK target last night. I guess I'll keep my ability hidden for now and just make my tracker targets super fucking obvious so if I do bite the dust they can help for what they're worth.

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dramonic - Inferno390, Taly, the worst, HitAlt, HeWhoSwims
HitAlt - Andrius, Skygazer, dramonic, xyzzy, Flubbernugget, Raskolnikov

feel like the dram wagon is full of town + there is probably going to be more than just dram for scum on Hitalt? so one or more of {andrius, skygazer, xyzzy}

This is a good take cuz
need to check what his scum buds did around the time of his wagon's peak

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Andrius turn around on his HARD META READ of dram is awful.

n2 stabby stabby pool {MoI, Andrius}

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so last night I targeted dram and taly

I don't see what the hell result Hit could have got to think I'm scum who targeted him last night.

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Andrius turn around on his HARD META READ of dram is awful.

n2 stabby stabby pool {MoI, Andrius}

this pool is now awful. MoI is by no means confirmed town but I'm like 90% clear on Andrius. I'd be really surprised if MoI chainsawed his scumbud Dram on d1 and then came back d2 (still wielding the chainsaw) and defended another scumbud.

Andrius probtown
MoI flip helps town with solve too much

frustrating as it is since I don't think he's town and he's known for reading me well, I can't shoot MoI yet.


I think my relative n2 kill is my secret scumread

Spoiler:

Rask :0

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so my secret scumread is conftown how stupid

I'm gonna kill Elbirn prolly

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Welp

so my only hope here is that town keeps me leashed and the scum think I'm full bp conspicuously trying to bait the night kill. I still kinda want to shoot the A50/Elbirn slot but also shooting in {profii, xyzzy} sounds really satisfying

nnnhhhhh decisions decisions

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you totally get me pine.

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hopefully this EOD shooting Rask farce will keep the night kill off him......... I'll try and be as serious about it as I can within the scope of its very obviously a shitpost

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Rask thinking I'm gonna nk him is a little heartbreaking

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this is a hard kill. most likely the nokill n1 was bc i was unsubtly crumbing PR. I've kept that up today in the hopes the scumteam just thinks I'm a conspicuously bulletproof serial killer. But it's all gambity and there's almost certainly scum amongst the power role fuckery.

So if I'm feeling ambitious I kill MoI tonight on account of the fact I don't give a fuuuuuck and I'm probably also dead

buuuuuut if I don't die tonight if this is scum I probably need to shoot HWS and if this is town I probably need to shoot A50.

gamestate actually felt reasonably? consistent with wagoning two scumbags who were trying not to bus so I maintain hope.....still. This doesn't feel balanced. which means something is super super wrong.

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huh okay I didn't expect to survive. did my bluff work? I'm like fairly sure I'm now without my BP shot and I should probably be careful with people who aren't putting a lot of effort into sorting me. still, being alive is EXCITING because now I can get stabby with more people and pray to the mafia gods (mith, zoraster and pine) that I survive long enough to taste victory!!!

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I was hoping someone would slip that I'm obv BP and unfortunately it was Rask who is exactly the kind of player who would correctly read me as BP for trying to bait the nk over and over



now I need town to die fml

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Subject: NY214: Project Pinecone (Day Five)

Skygazer has died! She was a

Mafia Ninja!

GODFUCKINGDAMNIT SKY YOU WERE MEANT TO FLIP GREEN BUT LAZY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AUDACITY (and why do I still luff u)

also @pine I'm yelling in the pt to avoid waking pinecone

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so so so so so so fucked
like 80% chance I've just single handedly shredded most of the scumteam as an exposed serial killer and I'm just like hyperventilating into the void in the game thread

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I'm also suddenly realising maybe Ausuka vended me and I'mma have to claim no fruit but I just have to HOPE she didn't (I think optimal play is to keep vending into the maybe???town pool and just lynching me regardless and I think she agrees but we'll see)

if she did vend me like I might actually be walking into having to claim nk immune miller vig here

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a more honourable ducky would ask Pine if he'd consider letting me concede

LUCKILY I'm not an honourable ducky

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INITIATE:
OPERATION FLAILING DUCKY

PHASE ONE:
> SQUIRM WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE

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INITIATE:
OPERATION FLAILING DUCKY

PHASE ONE:
> SQUIRM WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE

PHASE ONE COMPLETE.

PHASE TWO:
BIZARRE COMBINATION OF APPEALING TO EMOTIONS AND SELF META WHICH MAY OR MAY NOT APPEAR AS TOO DESPERATE (OR TOO SOLID?) TO COME FROM SCUM!DUCKY

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omg Nos is my favourite

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Please release. I'm down with people seeing my evil scheming (= fluffposting???)