First & foremost:
@Everyone else:
Congratulations on having me as your beacon in this game. (No, I spelled that right. With an E).
I'll be right to the point.. according to some ancient document (dating back to 3000 BC) uncovered recently, I should be regarded as your leader and you shall all be treating me as you leader (until I flip by the end of N1, that is). It's a FACT that all historians unanimously have verified to be true.
From here on I shall be assessing you individually to see who qualifies to be with me in the leadership chamber. My word is LAW. Anyone who dares go against my divine will shall be harshly reprimanded and sent directly to their room without supper. I hope my declaration is clear enough. Now let's proceed. Who wants to be first to be examined by me? (P.S. Don't be alarmed. It's A50 not AP)
Disclaimer: Seph, PP and Radja are exempted from the duties described above. Seph has a short temper and I don't wish to upset him. Radja hasn't played me enough yet (neither did Seph, but his experience with me was most recent). PP -of course- runs the two most important queue threads on the planet and I don't want him missing me signing up to a game by mere chance.
So, ladies and gentlemen of the jury; I hereby conclude my case and trust that you shall return the correct verdict on each and every one of the defendants. God bless and
Signed:
Note I ran this by as many celebrities as I could, and they all said the same thing:
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VOTE: Nako
Only player I've never heard of before. Must be an out of town assassin who was hired to shoot me.