2078: Any Non-Dead Person Can Post In This Mafia Game [end]

[ofrhz]

Yah yeet

[ofrhz]

Can someone here ask one of psyche, Zoroaster, majiffy, broseidon, or drench to make a post here that’s related to us politics ^_^

[ofrhz]

Trump sucks lol

It has to be from one of those five people

[ofrhz]

if you are not a player in this game, you may discuss this game elsewhere for the purpose of encouraging others to post in this thread.

Look at the rules people -- I WANT YOU

TO TELL OTHER PEOPLE

TO POST IN THIS THREAD

DOOOOOO ITTTTT

Same

Specifically the top 5 posters in the us politics thread wheeeeee

[ofrhz]

This is a game

[ofrhz]

Who should I sheep this game?

[ofrhz]

Who should I sheep this game?

If you weren't referring to me then you would have said Whom, thus clearly you were referring to me.

Though don't sheep me just yet, give Pine time to respond before bring things to L-1.

oh you!

[ofrhz]

I'd be down for a Jingle policy lynch

[ofrhz]

Ofrhz I'm sorry but you'd be one of the more tempting vote targets if I left Pine.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[ofrhz]

i want you to tell me ofhrz's alignment!

I can tell you if you’d like!

[ofrhz]

VOTE: penguin

[ofrhz]

@Ausuka ofrhz is town.

:O Have I played with you before?

[ofrhz]

I need Zoroaster to make a post related to us politics here!

[ofrhz]

We can kill two birds with one Zoroaster!

[ofrhz]

I need Zoroaster to make a post related to us politics here!

Hmmm, ofrhz, are there four other people who would qualify?

Yes!

[ofrhz]

I have 1 scum caught dead to rights

But I'm not putting them unless I get something in return

If you're good at something never do it for free

What would you like RC?

[ofrhz]

Shall I try Creature-style hyperposting this game?

[ofrhz]

okay no one has objected in the last 5 mins so here we go

[ofrhz]

A pagetop!

[ofrhz]

Oh perfect timing.
So this will presumably be shown in a VC the moment it comes true, but just in case it doesn't, I'm a conditional hated; the condition is 25 people posting in this thread.
Given the game's theme, that's going to happen in, what, like, 24 hours? Soyeah basically I'm hated for the full game length. Pretty sure it doesn't go away in lylo, either, so lylo's a day earlier if I'm still alive unless I'm the lynch the day before lylo.

Maybe I can help you

[ofrhz]

Oh, dost thou wish me to out it? I believe I currently observe it and tentatively AGREE though I feel it is TOO preemptive to make a real judgement.

Sure, I want to see if we're seeing the same thing.

It's never too early to jump to conclusions!

Feeling Ausuka town

[ofrhz]

Who could be scum

[ofrhz]

Hey guys.

Once 25 of you post I'm going to go boom and all the mafia die!

And Mastina claimed to go boom at 25. A bold claim.

Is it towny tho

[ofrhz]

I am gamma. Please be nice to logical players. Town logic gets treated so bad sometimes.

Hi titus! Pine posted a stilted entrance, voted on a non player, then ignored the main events of the thread. You should totally join his wagon.

ohoho

[ofrhz]

VOTE: Who

roster might be town

[ofrhz]

zzz this hyperposting thing is hard

How do people do it? It's like tweeting every thought into the void

[ofrhz]

@players: who would you say is the best person on site at reading you?

It used to be Mathdino back when he still played

[ofrhz]

zzz this hyperposting thing is hard

How do people do it? It's like tweeting every thought into the void

It's hard to do when you are scum

Jk

I'm town!

[ofrhz]

Idk about Who being scum anymore

I'm definitely going to end up just sheeping this game lol

[ofrhz]

@players: who would you say is the best person on site at reading you?

It used to be Mathdino back when he still played

Yes I played with Ellibereth but Math is also better at reading me.

Mmm the one and only time I played with Ellibereth was on an anonymous hydra in Jester Nightless where both of us kind of just trolled the entire time and Elli correctly townread us

[ofrhz]

K come up with a better system for differentiating players and non-players and get back to me

Some dipshit talking in rainbow text for several pages: A-okay

Me being useful: yeah you'll just be ignored

I have two monitors, one just has the OP pulled up

[ofrhz]

if you are not a player in this game, you may discuss this game elsewhere for the purpose of encouraging others to post in this thread.

Look at the rules people -- I WANT YOU

TO TELL OTHER PEOPLE

TO POST IN THIS THREAD

DOOOOOO ITTTTT

Same

Specifically the top 5 posters in the us politics thread wheeeeee

Am I still in the top 5? I haven't been in Speakeasy in months.

Are you Majiffy? Please make a post related to U.S. politics on your main!

[ofrhz]

inb4 Majiffy never checks this thread again

[ofrhz]

Does market analysis agree with my readslist?

I don't have any big problems with it so far but I'm probably not going to lynch Nick while he's clearly having fun, so I'd move her up to town for now

I don't... think?... I've ever actually been alive in a game at the same time as Pine so if you have experience with him or can explain why he's scum that would be cool

Hi Krazy

[ofrhz]

Been working more than usual lately so that kind of sucks

But otherwise I'm aight. You?

[ofrhz]

Thoughts on this:

Town:

mastina
Jingle
Titus
PenguinPower
Wagonomics
Ausuka

Scum
Pine
Who
EeveeLution Army
rosterfoster



Eh

nomnomnom
Lavender
ofrhz

Reposting incessantly for visibility.

Why is PP town?

[ofrhz]

Yeah fuck it, there's no reason to hide it.

I am a survivor with an additional wincon.

Does this mean you need to survive

and

get the admins to post here?

or you need to survive

or

get the admins to post here?

[ofrhz]

Nice

[ofrhz]

I said yeah to that earlier

Top 5 posters in us politics thread in speakeasy

[ofrhz]

Oh spicy

[ofrhz]

Not really. Mine is top five in Relationships, and Majiffy counts for both.

Ofrhz, I pretty much consider you an IC now, and am even more certain of nom’s guilt, given how out of step it is with our requirements

I have an additional requirement that any of those top 5 posters need to make a thread related to us politics here

and whether or not a post is "related to us politics" is left to xyzzy's divine judgment

[ofrhz]

*need to make a post, not thread

[ofrhz]

are the top 5 set in stone or can i go flood the us politics thread and help u out ofrhz

jk not about to spam >2000 posts in the us politics thread

Not set in stone. I appreciate the sentiment tho

[ofrhz]

Can someone get ruru to shitpost in here

Tia

[ofrhz]

PAGING ROOROO

[ofrhz]

no this is a shitshow

Hi RCE

[ofrhz]

Pagetop!

[ofrhz]

me

[ofrhz]

who the fuck is tet

[ofrhz]

[ofrhz]

RCE is town

[ofrhz]

Skygazerrrrrrrrrrr can you yell at ruru to come shitpost here

[ofrhz]

do you guys think I can be the top poster this game? that would be quite the achievement

[ofrhz]

Yay! I would like to nom Skygazer for a scummie for her play this game

[ofrhz]

no you're supposed to be v/la

[ofrhz]

As long as Nancy continues to rotate between her 42 alts, I still stand a fighting chance at outposting her.

[ofrhz]

schadd_!

[ofrhz]

omg ruru still hasn't posted, she must be scum

[ofrhz]

playing mafia without playing mafia

wHaT cOuLd Be BeTtEr

[ofrhz]

I like how xyzzy doesn't realize that all his viewers are me on different accounts. Dont believe me? watch me post this on my other accounts

[ofrhz]

Penguin and Pine are both town?

[ofrhz]

I think Penguin is scum!

[ofrhz]

I think PP usually gives more reads by now if he were town

And also GUT

[ofrhz]

Wait @Who you really think I reach day 4?

tbh Kison doesn't seem to post regularly here so we'd need someone in contact with him outside of MS

[ofrhz]

I'm also masons with Ausuka btw

Wait what? So the whole masons with Jingle thing didn’t happen? Jingle card to comment? Ausuka care to comment?

Ignore this didn’t see the page top and preview didn’t warn me for some reason.

Wait but you thought they were masons?

[ofrhz]

Chicken are you town?

[ofrhz]

VOTE: who

[ofrhz]

Been there, done that

[ofrhz]

Been there, done that

Using my highly sophisticated bad egg detection system (trademarked), this post is an attempt to subconsciously make us believe that Ordaz shouldn’t be the D1 lynch.

Unfortunately for him it was a pagebottom so the detection system paid special attention to it.

Bruh

[ofrhz]

inb4 Majiffy never checks this thread again

:crying:

[ofrhz]

I'm here to learn from Creature the ways of the hyperpost

[ofrhz]

mfw zoraster posted without talking about us politics

[ofrhz]

Wagonomics, would you be interested in running for elected office in the us under a third party?

[ofrhz]

Thoughts on this:

Town:

Jingle
Wagonomics
PenguinPower
Ausuka
Who
Titus

Hmm.
Pine
mastina

Scum
EeveeLution Army
rosterfoster
nomnomnom (But we're ignoring pending thingies.)

Eh
Lavender
ofrhz

Reposting incessantly for visibility.

Updates.

I should probably work on reading Sgt. Angle. Titus not making the word noises is immensely troubling to me.

I am aligned with the town, mr messenger

[ofrhz]

Wagonomics is third party. Thank you and goodnight.

zoraster posted

[ofrhz]

Kisons made like 10 posts in the last four months so this should be

easy

[ofrhz]

Maybe that’s why this game has no deadlines

[ofrhz]

Congrats nom!

[ofrhz]

Petition for nom to count as alive so she can still post

[ofrhz]

Plot twist

[ofrhz]

Can you give me a tldr of whatever reads you have nom?

[ofrhz]

Sigh

[ofrhz]

Idk I think that’s one of the more believable posts from who

[ofrhz]

I actually hate this game now

[ofrhz]

I doubt nom is an sk

I want to think they’re town but ugh did you really

[ofrhz]

Yeah

Paprika spicy

[ofrhz]

Oh fuck this got spicier

[ofrhz]

This game is quickly collapsing.

What did you mean by this?

[ofrhz]

idk how to compare them lol

[ofrhz]

idk how to compare them lol

Their roles are probably stronger

[ofrhz]

I don't think Nom is scum. 3P? Maybe, but why would they make themself center of attention if their only goal was survive? Nom is most likely a town. Also goodnight.

Oh shit, you're Nako???

[ofrhz]

I'd be down for a roster lynch.

[ofrhz]

I don't think Nom is scum. 3P? Maybe, but why would they make themself center of attention if their only goal was survive? Nom is most likely a town. Also goodnight.

Oh shit, you're Nako???

Yes, how did you understand it from that post?

You call people "a town" instead of just "town."

"Nom is most likely a town."

"Why are people voting for OkaPoka? He is obviously a town."

[ofrhz]

That's fair English can be silly sometimes

[ofrhz]

That's fair English can be silly sometimes

Did you check my wiki page

Just did haha

I don't think your English is bad at all, the "a town" was just a thing I noticed back from our last game together.

[ofrhz]

Pagetop!

[ofrhz]

VOTE: roster

[ofrhz]

UNVOTE:

I think we should wait for jingle to chime in first

I don’t think Pines role condition has been met yet either

[ofrhz]

It's fajitas today

oh hype

[ofrhz]

I scumread roster independently but I’m kind of confused at what scum are doing given the last vc

[ofrhz]

Oh well

I think Pine claimed hammer rights so I’ll let him do the honors

[ofrhz]

Could we get Majiffy to post about us politics here?

[ofrhz]

Mine doesn’t count if people post at night though

[ofrhz]

I don’t give in depth reasons for these things.

Like I fundamentally disagree with the view that it is possible to give a huge case on someone. I gave reasons for some of my thoughts earlier.

Mastina is town because (contrary to what people think) she struggles to fake anger and she has anger here.

Alright, in your last answer you said you find motivation for town/scum, may you quote some of my posts and tell me what motivation you see there?

I still prefer who

[ofrhz]

I'm exhaust

Ehh I prefer heal and flash instead.

what are you referencing :[

league of legends

[ofrhz]

What happened to the vig shot?

[ofrhz]

Krazy is the only person on this site who can't post in this thread. It must be lonely.

[ofrhz]

If Titus was a scum hydra recruiter, would I waste an entire half hour finding a plushie, posing it to mimick her avatar, and editing it in paint? Obviously not.

I am naturally suspicious of this other hydra!

Wait Titus picked you to be in the hydra?

[ofrhz]

oh shit if you're an actual newbie that makes you an IC, I don't really see you having the resources to make up that role.

And if you put an alt through the newbie queue it's a big nono on site rules to misuse the newbie queue that way.
So...
Cool.
Do you wanna help us lynch Eevee once mastina clarifies it's a guilty.

Prob town

[ofrhz]

Who, why did you pick RC?

[ofrhz]

VOTE: eevee

[ofrhz]

Pagetop!

[ofrhz]

We should aim for even # posters just in case

[ofrhz]

Oh chicken is also in the dead thread to keep krazy company.

[ofrhz]

I don't think that's beneficial right now.

Why not?

[ofrhz]

Ok let’s just do whatever lol

I don’t even know what the poster count is

[ofrhz]

I think ausuka is town if it helps

[ofrhz]

A vig isn't very beneficial to us right now and if we have even vig we likely have an useful odd for symmetry which I think could be a lot more helpful.

That has nothing to do with the number of posters.

?

I think nom saying that her role doesn’t depend on the number of posters to work

I wanted to get evens just because there was the hypothesis that who is odd commuter

[ofrhz]

I don’t think you’re lynched? In any case, I voted for you after nom

[ofrhz]

what do you think about ausuka?

[ofrhz]

What’s happenin guys

We just waiting for NSG?

[ofrhz]

Regale us

[ofrhz]

oof

Did you have fun at the Cayman islands tho is the real question

[ofrhz]

Pagetop!

[ofrhz]

I’m still voting ELA

[ofrhz]

Sleep tight puppers (and seals)

[ofrhz]

mastina
Jingle
Ausuka
PenguinPower
Titus
Pine
Who
ofrhz

Ausuka and PP are unclaimed and that should change.

I haven’t claimed either though I suppose my role is obvious to anyone who is following along

[ofrhz]

What’s a triangular number

[ofrhz]

Oh nvm

[ofrhz]

I believe that claim

[ofrhz]

Mastina, Jingle, Ausuka, Titus town

I will be voting in Penguin, Pine, and Who today

[ofrhz]

I’m a conditional governor. Conditional on one of the top 5 posters from the us politics thread making a post here that’s relate to us politics

[ofrhz]

I can only stop a lynch, not redirect it onto someone else. Day would end in a no lynch.

I also cannot self target.

[ofrhz]

I don't see why we would need to test my role if you believe Pine's. Ours are so similar:

Top 5 posters in us politics thread -- Governor
Top 5 posters in relationships thread -- Cupid

[ofrhz]

Yo what’s happenin

How has PP still not claimed

Kinda unfortunate for him but we know he read this page at the very least and someone mentioned that we’re waiting for him to claim zzzz

[ofrhz]

Yo what’s happenin

How has PP still not claimed

Kinda unfortunate for him but we know he read this page at the very least and someone mentioned that we’re waiting for him to claim zzzz

Well, we know he’s read the previous page

[ofrhz]

VOTE: penguin

[ofrhz]

VOTE: pine

[ofrhz]

Shouldn’t we still lynch Pine tho

[ofrhz]

1000

[ofrhz]

Pages

[ofrhz]

Here

[ofrhz]

We

[ofrhz]

Go

[ofrhz]

UNVOTE:

[ofrhz]

How are you counting that? Activity overview?

[ofrhz]

I think I’ll wait for everyone to have caught up before spamming

[ofrhz]

Only ten more posts until a pagetop though

[ofrhz]

Whee

[ofrhz]

Gotta

[ofrhz]

Get

[ofrhz]

That

[ofrhz]

Must be annoying modding this game

[ofrhz]

Pagetop

[ofrhz]

!

[ofrhz]

hi I think we're at like 111 posters rn? could someone please post with two alts before hammer? thanks!

Mobile rn, I’ll spam the shit out of the thread tonight.

Pp why didn’t you claim 1000p IC day one when I claimed 100p IC?

[ofrhz]

Hi sky!

[ofrhz]

Nice maybe I’ll type up a novel

One word at a time

[ofrhz]

War

[ofrhz]

And

[ofrhz]

Lmao

[ofrhz]

Peace

[ofrhz]

By

[ofrhz]

Oh I’m in Quebec so google books automatically gave me the French translation
Interesting

[ofrhz]

Count

[ofrhz]

Leon

[ofrhz]

Tolstoy

[ofrhz]

Chapter 1

[ofrhz]

Well

[ofrhz]

Prince

[ofrhz]

What

[ofrhz]

Did

[ofrhz]

I

[ofrhz]

Tell

[ofrhz]

You

[ofrhz]

Genoa

[ofrhz]

And

[ofrhz]

Lucca

[ofrhz]

Have

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Become

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Property

[ofrhz]

Of

[ofrhz]

The

[ofrhz]

Bonapartes

[ofrhz]

Now

[ofrhz]

I

[ofrhz]

Give

[ofrhz]

You

[ofrhz]

Fair

[ofrhz]

Why is everyone so sleepy today

[ofrhz]

I’m a moron I should just write a script

[ofrhz]

Maybe will do that later tonight

[ofrhz]

Scripting feels kinda like cheating. I know xyzzy probably didn't imagine a rule for that but it doesn't feel in the spirit of the game?

Oh true I’ll ask

[ofrhz]

Looks like we’re doing some old fashioned soamming

[ofrhz]

A

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A

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A

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A

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A

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A