Micro 882: Public Cop 9P [Game over!]

[Zulfy]

Oh dang this game is already over

[Zulfy]

VOTE: Shoshin

None of this matters

[Zulfy]

This game is moving too slow for me

[Zulfy]

Oh so should I still react?

[Zulfy]

So if "Katy" could go dormant for a bit, thanks. Ridiculous.

And then yea we just do whatever RC wants.

[Zulfy]

"KATY" DONT SAY ANYTHING JUST LEAVE IT

[Zulfy]

Yea that's ideal

[Zulfy]

Are you Katy? I guess usernames have been abolished I thougbt that was u

[Zulfy]

I know I said we do whatever RC wants but Katy and him making the rubber duck in the bathtub bob is the one exception

[Zulfy]

Shishone or whlever shit

[Zulfy]

Rc: I'm phone posting and it's hard but, basically, you're gonna win amd whatever haplenspes I'm gonna sigh.

Leaving the typo so u can see the ordeal of this phoneposting

[Zulfy]

Oh so that´s the post that determined my alignment? Well shit.

On laptop now. Woo.

[Zulfy]

"Oh hi, yea I´m RC. Fuck yea I´m RC, you know it. Fuck yea I am. What? Hmm? What´s going on? I don´t understand!"

[Zulfy]

So just to summarize:

1) I get YANKED into this game, right
2) RC has this boulder, RC

is

this boulder
3) Shorishone or whoever is a big wet puddle
4) RC drops the boulder and it's just like 3 or 4 pages of splashing idk, it doesn't matter. It's the Austrian School.
5) Holy shit Schadd and everyone else fucking post already shit.

[Zulfy]

shoshinshush

[Zulfy]

Shoshin what actions must I perform to get you to stop saying anything about or to RC

[Zulfy]

No one is going to hold it against your skill as a mafia player, I mean.

Whereas if I mislynch you on my main I get so much flak

Look at this shit. This is impenetrable.

[Zulfy]

Oh so you´re just here for a bad time then.

[Zulfy]

Commie Catgirl Coalition? LUV? Firebringer, does the chair have wheels?

[Zulfy]

Are you really still pushing that Shoshin

Pushing what?

yea so what do you mean by "what" here?

[Zulfy]

Oh really I thought when you said that you wouldn't stop talking to or about RC until he was lynched which he won't be, and then the 3 to 4 pages of you inflating the posting count with a bunch of self-eating back and forth with the guy it meant that you did have some intention dang.

[Zulfy]

RC who do I vote for

[Zulfy]

put the kettle on for tea.

thanks for the reminder I'm gonna drink some ROOIBOS

[Zulfy]

Shoshin you're so unabashed holy hell.

[Zulfy]

You're really just gonna keep talking to the guy ain't ya

[Zulfy]

I can't tell if this is town you fucking with me or scum you fucking with me.

It's the lack of rooibos in the drawer fucking with me

[Zulfy]

RC why haven't you yet told me who to vote for

[Zulfy]

I've never said I wasn't ever gonna vote for RC.

[Zulfy]

You think the man wants an L-1? My word

Pedit: See

[Zulfy]

Thanks for that Dunnstral my "fake" claim was IMMINENT

[Zulfy]

Wait what was directed at me? The fucking with one? I said Rooibos

[Zulfy]

I'm sorry I can't hold it in anymore, why "Fuck you Katy" when CCC hadn't posted yet??????????????????

[Zulfy]

I don't get why people like Zulfy

same

[Zulfy]

Rumor has it Shoshin isn't the real real.

[Zulfy]

So I know the first time you didn't get to react test me because you're a body of water, but that's all you got for the second one? "are you fucking with me or are you not fucking with me?"?? You should keep going.

[Zulfy]

what a weird question on its face

[Zulfy]

on its face to me it was I was hoping you'd explain the deal but you won't? Alright.

[Zulfy]

I liked mine better

[Zulfy]

That one's not to me now, I'm sure of it

[Zulfy]

pls consider that using the public cop on the player who is getting nightkilled at least 80% of the time and ending up with no result isn't the best usage of that PR

srry but he said that already

[Zulfy]

How are you gonna lynch a shepherd without his sheep?

[Zulfy]

Who's even a sheep here? Ik

I'm

not

[Zulfy]

Someone, someone out there, someone take a look at that I think it's twice now.

[Zulfy]

I like how the hydra, the two people in one account, are never going to post again.

[Zulfy]

Does anyone have anything important to say?

[Zulfy]

Oh fuck you two pre inned together. This is like a whole thing for you two fuck.

[Zulfy]

where did they go

is the tea ready

[Zulfy]

I'm not freaking out my Dunn. I'm not freaking out in the slightest.

Pedit: I win.

[Zulfy]

now it's a party

[Zulfy]

Spoiler:

[Zulfy]

Yeah but honestly it’s been a while. I think he misreads me more than average but that’s all I can really remember.

What's average?

[Zulfy]

If schadd doesnt post it's cuz he's scum.

Hell yea, I'm cooperating.

[Zulfy]

+ I want flubber asking the questions.

[Zulfy]

Is schadd drunk, no no it cant be

[Zulfy]

That's foreboding

[Zulfy]

Schadd I meant, they asked me to play so now here I am

[Zulfy]

Is that the question?

It was shinshan

[Zulfy]

Only flubber is allowed to ask questions.
Also wulfy was my favorite weird twitter profile, right next to jomnisun.

[Zulfy]

Is LUV a lurker

[Zulfy]

RC I´m thinking of voting on Oversoul.
Mainly cuz Oversoul is voting Oversoul.

[Zulfy]

RC: I´m gonna vote for Oversoul in a bit.

[Zulfy]

Oh dang, Katy did post. (So did porforcet or whatever) Idk why I missed that.

I´m zapped tho. Someone sort the hydra for me.

[Zulfy]

wait

im sweinf a therapist

she cancelled this week

therapist cancelled

[Zulfy]

VOTE: Oversoul

[Zulfy]

Thats no fun

UNVOTE:

[Zulfy]

Oversoul what are your reads

[Zulfy]

Also I'm p sure it's impossible for you to be p sure of that

[Zulfy]

Big lurker energy from LUV

[Zulfy]

Whats LHF

[Zulfy]

Ftr I dont know Flubbernugget but all this seems v flubbernuggety

[Zulfy]

But yea whats LHF

[Zulfy]

Quick reads: LUV continues to lurk profusely and thats scummy to me what can you do.

Shoshin: went to the dogs

RC: idk

CCC: idk

[Zulfy]

Congrats

[Zulfy]

Not everyone can think I'm town

[Zulfy]

Should we push RC tho

[Zulfy]

Nah

[Zulfy]

VOTE: LUV

[Zulfy]

How would that be an attack? What the hell?

These two questions are also attacks. Do you see it now?

[Zulfy]

Do you see it now?

This one's not an attack tho

[Zulfy]

Scumreading LUV.

[Zulfy]

Oh wow intentions? You wanna talk about intentions? I didn't know we could do that

[Zulfy]

Btw if the road to hell is paved with good intentions what's the road to heaven paved with? Good intentions too, right? Fucking axims.

[Zulfy]

I am "scumreading" LUV, btw.

[Zulfy]

I wanna say scare quotes but I don't think that's the right term.

[Zulfy]

Shoshin I got a better grasp on. I'm still very flimsy, excuse my clumsiness.

Pedit: is it Name User?

[Zulfy]

So the read is weak then?

No no no, I mean to say I am reading LUV as scum, everything he posts is scummy, but I am not reading LUV and deciding he's scum.

[Zulfy]

Read Schadd iso, read CCC iso, then read LUV iso.

[Zulfy]

Yes, that.

It's a DEMAND

[Zulfy]

RC jumping the gun

[Zulfy]

RC why are you guns blazong on scum reading two people but hedging on me

Was this part of your deal RC?

[Zulfy]

I know RC's hyperbolic so I'll try to simmer.

Schadd: not gonna vote flubber.
Me:not gonna vote flubber
Shoshin: Not gonna vobber?

[Zulfy]

mental gymnastics

Look at this folks. Show me the summersaults bro.

[Zulfy]

Okay he might vote flubber but he really shouldnt.

[Zulfy]

why not vote flubber? he's done absolutely fucking nothing

Thats not ur argument

[Zulfy]

i shouldnt vote flubber ??

Yea

[Zulfy]

Idk what that means. RC has the most posts in this deal

[Zulfy]

I'm probably a socdem tbh, like on tuesdays.

[Zulfy]

I'm flubberreading flubber.

[Zulfy]

I'm serious. Read him and tell me you can't say the same.

[Zulfy]

Yea ALL these reasons

[Zulfy]

Oh i didnt know that. Matter of fact I don't even know who you are. Are we sure this isn't a Kain Tepes (/kīn teps/) alt?

[Zulfy]

You can get what you want RC, but I have to play the game.

If you're gonna eat your own cud you can't call it a second meal!

[Zulfy]

For those watching at home: The cud here being one post that's not connected to anything else he did, and you calling it a second meal is writing a big spiel about that 1 thing.

[Zulfy]

How do you type a lenny face.

I'm not being evasive. I'm right in front of you.

[Zulfy]

I want LUV.

[Zulfy]

That's not at all the argument we were having

[Zulfy]

I FUCKIN told you I flubberread him, I dom't see anything that makes him anything other than literally what an AI impostor of flubbernugget would be.

[Zulfy]

I dont even know what to say, really.

[Zulfy]

I´m treating it like I don´t see what´s not there

[Zulfy]

vote LUV with me

[Zulfy]

sigh

[Zulfy]

just to be clear you´ve earned a handful of scum points RC

[Zulfy]

RIP me

[Zulfy]

Okay if that's the case we just do what RC wants.

VOTE: Flubbernugget

[Zulfy]

I'm glad she townread me before she stopped reading my post.

Gotta repeat tho that not everybody can townread me.

[Zulfy]

Posts*

[Zulfy]

the biggest mistake of your life tbh

[Zulfy]

I guess that's fine Mr. Schadd

[Zulfy]

Oh fuck you two pre inned together. This is like a whole thing for you two fuck.

This kind of post rarely comes from scum.

Thats a strange take

[Zulfy]

I understand Flub dont worry

[Zulfy]

He's, like anyone who paid attention, just caught off guard by the case you made on him.

[Zulfy]

Look at all those liiiines

[Zulfy]

keeps defending you while simultaneously not asserting a townread on you.

be succinct

[Zulfy]

Oh fuck you two pre inned together. This is like a whole thing for you two fuck.

This kind of post rarely comes from scum.

This?

Pffft

Yea shinsho tbh I don´t see how that´s a towntell.

[Zulfy]

UNVOTE:

[Zulfy]

I don't see carefree in Schadd's posting, I see preoccupation.

[Zulfy]

i'm also still thinking a lot about lynching CCC instead, they're still being scummy scums.

I'd be down

[Zulfy]

Oh fuck you two pre inned together. This is like a whole thing for you two fuck.

This kind of post rarely comes from scum.

This?

Pffft

Yea shinsho tbh I don´t see how that´s a towntell.

I think it's rare that scum check the sign up thread for information about players, shows some sort of internal thought process aimed at sorting alignments. I can say empirically this type of almost always comes from town, at least I've never seen it come from scum.

sweet

[Zulfy]

like my reasons for scumreading flubber are worse than my reasons for scumreading CCC basically

props for the honesty

[Zulfy]

If RC tells me not to vote for Flub I won't vote for Flub

[Zulfy]

We're gonna have to critically analyze what you mean by commentary.

[Zulfy]

I think Dunn's just a lazy old fuck

[Zulfy]

No he's right Flub.

[Zulfy]

how is _uzi_ not a lazy old fuck .. /??? ?

uzi's just plain old scum.

Also: I townread Flub now.

[Zulfy]

^ see what i mean?

[Zulfy]

Dunn isn't a solid vote. He's not even someone you'd vote apparently

Dunn's at the top of my suspect list. He's playing exactly like he did in another game where he was scum, making some setup comments, saying nothing about alignments.

It's even in the post of yours I quoted lmaoooo

She's saying "solid vote on Dunn", why the "apparently"?

[Zulfy]

Null: LUV

oh so

[Zulfy]

only RC's allowed nulls is what I mean.

[Zulfy]

O

Pedit: I'm attacking ur argument more than defending anybody. Was.

[Zulfy]

i never got the impressino you actually understood my argument

It was a shit argument that's all.

[Zulfy]

^ see what i mean?

No I dont

This post wasnt serious

[Zulfy]

I can believe it

[Zulfy]

impressino

Spoiler:

IMPRESSIIIIIINO

[Zulfy]

That sounds like a v intriguing argument tbh u should expand on it

[Zulfy]

Well, how much can you bench?

[Zulfy]

Lol have we ever played together LUV?
Luv's scum, by the way.

[Zulfy]

Okay

[Zulfy]

So CCC then?

[Zulfy]

I'm pretty happy with the RC ISO so far.

As in, its contents. Disclosure tho I never read that Shoshin-RC XvX bit.

[Zulfy]

As in: the things that are in there should be useful.

[Zulfy]

^this is her last post

[Zulfy]

no i don't like this

[Zulfy]

This talk reveals nothing, I'll wait for a Shoshin-Dunnstral interaction

[Zulfy]

When really I just don't want to have to interact with RC and his made up numbers

Thats a take!

[Zulfy]

This talk reveals nothing

no

Nothing to me

[Zulfy]

Half-right

[Zulfy]

Sheeping's a misnomer tho

[Zulfy]

Ok 1 scum is obvious

Yea LUV

[Zulfy]

Theres the other bit, yea.

Also keep in mind Oversoul was voting themselves. Absurd.

[Zulfy]

There's no reason to unvote immediately afterwards because somebody else unvoted

It's not an L1 anymore mr. Stral

[Zulfy]

VOTE: Schadd

pathetic.jpg

[Zulfy]

What does Ayn have to do with this

[Zulfy]

Schadd told me he was no good at playing scum, so I'm waiting to see if that's true.

[Zulfy]

im waiting for a dream

[Zulfy]

Arsey, tell me what to do

[Zulfy]

Y does Katy have 7 names.

Or is gigs someone else

[Zulfy]

Locke is scum this game I think

lol

[Zulfy]

There's nothing for a guy like me or Flub or Oversoul to say here

[Zulfy]

She broke her scale

[Zulfy]

We could just lynch Oversoul

Idk I feel uncomfortably uncertain of my reads

This came outta left field

[Zulfy]

Dunn tell me about the fake numbers

[Zulfy]

Dunnumbers

[Zulfy]

Agh

[Zulfy]

He does! Okay

[Zulfy]

I'm in a pocket so I can't say shit rn

[Zulfy]

Let the other catgirl post

[Zulfy]

775 is expertly handled.

[Zulfy]

Theres 2 scum

[Zulfy]

Yeah but like

If Gigs isn't scum then both of the scum didn't really ping me

And that makes me MAD.

That just means you were the scum all along

[Zulfy]

Can we judge page 25 shoshin on page 33 terms?

There's this little something called material conditions, folx

[Zulfy]

VOTE: schadd

[Zulfy]

Or were u being serious about the dunn read Arse?

[Zulfy]

RC :

[Zulfy]

VOTE: Dunnstral?

[Zulfy]

I will say scumreading me when he did wasn't the most expedient thing to do.

[Zulfy]

Lol RC's gone, that's trash

G'night this looks good.

[Zulfy]

You're fuck
UNVOTE:
VOTE: schadd

[Zulfy]

What a sf

[Zulfy]

If we lynched LUV I would be so happy

[Zulfy]

thats against the rules

[Zulfy]

Regarding my wolfiness: im just tryna stay on top of things. If I lose my grip I'll stop posting cuz I'm terrible at catching up

[Zulfy]

Me too!
I think you mean like, I'm trying to control the flow of things, which is sorta true. I'm trying to keep the flow from pouring down on me and drowning me out

[Zulfy]

Oh so you're just eating shit and asking if I want some? No thanks!

[Zulfy]

You should push for a LUV vote or might end up being lynched

[Zulfy]

If you're not enjoying it then replace out

[Zulfy]

The worst type of scum

[Zulfy]

ceci n'est pas une pipe

[Zulfy]

Vote luv

[Zulfy]

then die

[Zulfy]

My scumreads are Zulfy Oversoul Schadd in that order

Zulfy's a scumread for putting your top scumread of Oversoul at L-1? How does this compute?

I think it was more that I unvoted him.