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Post Post #0 (ISO) » Mon Sep 02, 2019 2:11 am

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Mini Normal 2099 | Newbie Quotes
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Playerlist
  1. rosterfoster
    Something_Smart
  2. NotMySpamAccount
  3. Tchill13
  4. Elements
  5. ReaperOfSouls
  6. Azuresky
  7. AaronFrost
  8. Hectic
  9. skitter30
Alive

Spoiler: 6/9
  1. rosterfoster
  2. NotMySpamAccount
  3. Tchill13
  4. AaronFrost
  5. Hectic
  6. skitter30


Dead

Spoiler: 3/9
ReaperOfSouls - lynched Day 1 -
Vanilla Townie

Azuresky - killed Night 1 -
3-Shot Roleblocker

Elements - lynched Day 2 -
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Mon Sep 02, 2019 2:21 am

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Rules


Inspired by Plotinus' ruleset.

important bit
  • 14-day day phase, 48 hour night phase
  • Majority lynches
  • 48 hours before prod, 24 hours before replacement, 24 hour weekends
  • Bah posts allowed (limit: 1, free of game related content)
  • I have some unusual rules about animated GIFs, tiny text, proxying, prodging, last words, quoting PTs, twilight, and fall back kills. Scroll down for details.
  • Don’t be a dick

  1. Follow all site rules
    .
  2. Mod colour
    - My mod colour is
    #FF8000
    ; refrain from using it.
  3. Behaviour
    - Don’t be a dick. This is a heated game but below the belt attacks will not be tolerated. Attack the play not the player.
  4. Don't talk about ongoing games
    - You may not talk to each other about this game outside of threads I have created for this purpose. You may not talk about other ongoing games in this thread.
  5. Animated GIFs
    - are of the devil, but they are permitted behind spoilers if clearly labelled as such.
  6. Tiny text
    - is also of the devil, keep it 70+ please.
  7. Provable randomness
    - is against the rules. Saying that you rolled a dice is fine, using dice tags or random.org is not.
  8. Cryptography
    - is forbidden. Breadcrumbing is okay.
  9. Confirmation
    - You have about 48 hours to confirm your role and your alignment by PM. Game will start sooner if everyone confirms. Posting in a private topic counts as confirmation.
  10. Days
    - Days last about 14 days, starting at 8am GMT and ending at 1 PM GMT. Extensions may be granted if there are replacements.
  11. Activity
    - You must post at least once every 48 hours or I will Prod you. You then have 24 hours to post in the game thread or I will replace you. The activity timers run at half-speed on weekends. If you need to be absent for longer than this, you should declare
    V/LA
    in bold in the thread like this: [
    b]
    @Mod: I will be v/la until Thursday
    [
    /b].
  12. Proxying
    - When you post v/la in the thread, you can proxy your vote to another player like so [
    b]
    v/la until Thursday, proxy vote to Plotinus
    [
    /b], then Plotinus will be able to move your vote like [
    b]
    YYYY votes: XXXX
    [
    /b], [
    b]
    YYYY room votes: AAA, BBB, CCC
    [
    /b]. I am not picky about the formatting but it needs to be clear which vote they're voting with. Your vote will be returned to your control automatically when you return from V/LA or at the end of the day phase.
  13. Prodging
    - A naked "prod dodge" does not reset the prod timer. To avoid being prodded/replaced for inactivity, include some game advancing content in your prodges, such as "got prodded; xxxx is still scum."
  14. Last words
    - If you replace out, you may PM me with a message to leave for the person who replaces you and I'll pass it on to them.
  15. Quoting
    - You can always directly quote
    from
    the public thread
    into
    any private threads I have given you access to, and
    from
    any neighbourhood threads
    into
    your scum PT. You can always quote yourself, unless it contains text that you haven't yourself written. Everything else must be paraphrased
    in a manner that clearly indicates it is a paraphrase
    . This includes but is not limited to: private mod communication including role pms and answers to questions,
    from
    neighbourhoods
    into
    public thread,
    from
    neighbourhoods
    into
    each other,
    from
    mafia PT
    into
    anywhere.
  16. Voting
    - Votes must be in bold in the format VOTE: Plotinus or
    Vote: Plotinus
    . Strong preference for using vote tags instead of bold tags. Unvotes are nice but not required. If I think it’s a vote, it’s a vote, no tricks. Type [
    v]Plotinus[
    /v] to vote and [
    uv]Plotinus[
    /uv] to unvote.
  17. Lynching
    - Days end early when a simple majority of players (50% of living players + 1 rounded down) vote to lynch somebody. If a majority is not reached at deadline or if a majority of the players vote for no lynch, the day will end without a lynch. At evens, 50% is sufficient for no lynch.
  18. Twilight
    - Begins when a majority is reached and lasts until I lock the thread: usually at the next pagetop. Later if I was afk, sooner if the flipped person requests it. You're still alive until I flip you so you can talk in any game threads you have access to until then, but no votes or unvotes will be counted.
  19. Night
    - Night lasts about 48 hours, ending at 8am GMT.
  20. Action submissions
    - You may submit actions via PM (if town) or PT (if scum). If the actions are not submitted by the deadline then you do nothing that night unless you're scum in which case I'll use an algorithm to determine a fallback kill for you because inactivity nokills are lame. You can change your mind as many times as you like before the deadline.
  21. Reminders
    - If I don't hear from you about your night actions, I'll PM you 24 hours before the deadline. This doesn't count as a prod. If I still don't hear from you, you will take no action (with the exception of the scum factional kill).
  22. Play to Win
    - and have fun!
Game specific information
  • Daytalk is allowed


VT Role PMHello XXXX,


You are a
town Vanilla Townie
.


During the day, you may vote for players you think are scummy and may use your words to convince other players to vote with you. During the night, you may reread the game thread in search of scumslips you missed during the daytime.


Alignment/win condition
: You are a
town
aligned
Vanilla Townie
who can win with the
town
, which will happen when all
threats
to the
town
have been eliminated.


Good luck and have fun!


Confirm:
by PMing me your role and alignment.
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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Mon Sep 02, 2019 2:24 am

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Sending out Role PMs...
Starting game in ~36 hours or when I have 7/9 confirmations


Confirmations: 9/9
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:14 am

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Day 1 BEGINS




VC 1.0
In [url=https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?p=10929346]Newbie 1930[/url] TTTT wrote:
In post 162, CapnCrunch wrote:I literally don’t think you’re scum but you’re obsessed with me.
In post 162, CapnCrunch wrote:you’re obsessed with me.
In post 162, CapnCrunch wrote:obsessed with me.
In post 162, CapnCrunch wrote:
obsessed
I mean...
the friendly smile
the blue eyes
the 'stache
the uniform
Image
Not Voting (9) -
rosterfoster, NotMySpamAccount, Tchill13, Elements, ReaperOfSouls, Azuresky, AaronFrost, Hectic, skitter30

With
9
alive, it takes
5
to hammer.
Day 1 ends in
(expired on 2019-09-17 11:00:00)


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- Elements will be V/LA on the 4th and 5th of Sept
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:16 am

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I've been waiting 11 hours to do this:
VOTE: Elements
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:16 am

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I love RVS
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:18 am

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hey all!

@saladman
i am regularly v/la on fridays and saturdays

VOTE: azuresky

elements, why the selfvote ?
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:19 am

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It's something I've always wanted to do as thee first post of a game but never done before
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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:22 am

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How does one quote from past newbie games?
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:41 am

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In post 8, Elements wrote:How does one quote from past newbie games?
Like this.

VOTE: Elements

I see a wagon, I join a wagon.
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:53 am

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does one vote class as a wagon?
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:56 am

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In post 7, Elements wrote:It's something I've always wanted to do as thee first post of a game but never done before
So you decide to enter the game with a self-vote, eh? We just had to roll one of these jokers in our game, didn't we? You're either brain dead or you're scum. I sincerely hope for your own sake that you're the latter.

Let me tell you something, clown: Mafia doesn't work if people want to banter or joke around like it's a barbeque. Excessive joking around makes it really difficult to differentiate jokey behaviour from scummy behaviour, and allows people with memey backgrounds to build smoke screens for themselves for when they do roll scum. Your self-vote falls perfectly into that category, and I would be VERY surprised if I didn't see similar disgusting behaviour if I went looking through your past games.

Thing about this one self-vote of yours in particular though, is that it is INEHERENTLY scum-indicative. Town has no time to fuck around, every town member comes in with a subconscious mentality - whether they like it or not - of wanting to lynch scum and therefore win the game as town. Town NEVER self-vote, it doesn't make any sense to progress their win condition, does it? Scum come in with the mentality of wanting to MANIPULATE the town and lynch anyone, as long as it's not them or their scummy buddies. In this case, a self-vote causes confusion and can be perceived to lesser town players as a funny vote by a simple townie who's just joking around, or fishing for reads. WRONG, fortunately for us, I'm not an idiot. Show me a game, just ONE game where you've come into a game and self-voted as town. Oh wait, I don't need to wait, because I know there's no fucking chance you have.

In fact, you should know something about me; I take mafia VERY fucking seriously. And if I see some chickeneater like you go around self-voting like you're doing us all some favour, and helping progress the game, you are so so wrong.

Ironically though, you are doing us a favour; you're claiming scum. And you've just made this game 100 times easier for us. But I'm not going to thank you for that. In fact, I want you to feel REAL bad about it. Think about your idiotic actions and really drown yourself in misery for a few days. Ask yourself "why oh why would I ever commit to such an idiotic strat as scum, did I really think all the others players would be imbeciles?" Really contemplate your actions, especially that previous point, and you may just realise the error of your ways, and maybe, just maybe, you can return to this site a better man, and a better player.

Let's get this over with:

VOTE: Elements
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:57 am

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Good evening! It has been awhile.

VOTE: Elements
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:58 am

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oh dear

is that like .... a serious post ? are you usually so over the top ... ?

pedit @hectic
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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Mon Sep 02, 2019 12:00 pm

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also that's l-1
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Mon Sep 02, 2019 12:01 pm

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In post 11, Hectic wrote:And if I see some
chickeneater
like you go around self-voting like you're doing us all some favour, and helping progress the game, you are so so wrong.
I like you <3
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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Mon Sep 02, 2019 12:01 pm

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A hammer on post 17 would be spicy.
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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Mon Sep 02, 2019 12:01 pm

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In post 13, skitter30 wrote:oh dear

is that like .... a serious post ? are you usually so over the top ... ?

pedit @hectic
You're in for a wild ride

UNVOTE:

I don't like being on L-1 on the first page
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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Mon Sep 02, 2019 12:02 pm

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In post 11, Hectic wrote:
In post 7, Elements wrote:It's something I've always wanted to do as thee first post of a game but never done before
So you decide to enter the game with a self-vote, eh? We just had to roll one of these jokers in our game, didn't we? You're either brain dead or you're scum. I sincerely hope for your own sake that you're the latter.

Let me tell you something, clown: Mafia doesn't work if people want to banter or joke around like it's a barbeque. Excessive joking around makes it really difficult to differentiate jokey behaviour from scummy behaviour, and allows people with memey backgrounds to build smoke screens for themselves for when they do roll scum. Your self-vote falls perfectly into that category, and I would be VERY surprised if I didn't see similar disgusting behaviour if I went looking through your past games.

Thing about this one self-vote of yours in particular though, is that it is INEHERENTLY scum-indicative. Town has no time to fuck around, every town member comes in with a subconscious mentality - whether they like it or not - of wanting to lynch scum and therefore win the game as town. Town NEVER self-vote, it doesn't make any sense to progress their win condition, does it? Scum come in with the mentality of wanting to MANIPULATE the town and lynch anyone, as long as it's not them or their scummy buddies. In this case, a self-vote causes confusion and can be perceived to lesser town players as a funny vote by a simple townie who's just joking around, or fishing for reads. WRONG, fortunately for us, I'm not an idiot. Show me a game, just ONE game where you've come into a game and self-voted as town. Oh wait, I don't need to wait, because I know there's no fucking chance you have.

In fact, you should know something about me; I take mafia VERY fucking seriously. And if I see some chickeneater like you go around self-voting like you're doing us all some favour, and helping progress the game, you are so so wrong.

Ironically though, you are doing us a favour; you're claiming scum. And you've just made this game 100 times easier for us. But I'm not going to thank you for that. In fact, I want you to feel REAL bad about it. Think about your idiotic actions and really drown yourself in misery for a few days. Ask yourself "why oh why would I ever commit to such an idiotic strat as scum, did I really think all the others players would be imbeciles?" Really contemplate your actions, especially that previous point, and you may just realise the error of your ways, and maybe, just maybe, you can return to this site a better man, and a better player.

Let's get this over with:

VOTE: Elements
This is the funniest post I've ever read.
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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Mon Sep 02, 2019 12:02 pm

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In post 13, skitter30 wrote:oh dear

is that like .... a serious post ? are you usually so over the top ... ?

pedit @hectic
In post 14, skitter30 wrote:also that's l-1
UNVOTE:
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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Mon Sep 02, 2019 12:02 pm

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elements have you played with hectic before? does he usually post like that ?

thoughts on roster?
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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Mon Sep 02, 2019 12:03 pm

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In post 19, ReaperOfSouls wrote:
In post 13, skitter30 wrote:oh dear

is that like .... a serious post ? are you usually so over the top ... ?

pedit @hectic
In post 14, skitter30 wrote:also that's l-1
UNVOTE:
did u realize u were making hte l-1 post ?
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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Mon Sep 02, 2019 12:03 pm

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VOTE: Reaper of Souls

Srsvote
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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Mon Sep 02, 2019 12:05 pm

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In post 21, skitter30 wrote:
In post 19, ReaperOfSouls wrote:
In post 13, skitter30 wrote:oh dear

is that like .... a serious post ? are you usually so over the top ... ?

pedit @hectic
In post 14, skitter30 wrote:also that's l-1
UNVOTE:
did u realize u were making hte l-1 post ?
No
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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Mon Sep 02, 2019 12:05 pm

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In post 20, skitter30 wrote:elements have you played with hectic before? does he usually post like that ?
If you look up memeing on the mafiascum wiki you get redirected to Hectic's profile
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