Mini Theme 2100 - It's a Metalocalypse Thing! GAME OVER

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I'm going to bed. Lemme wake up to some shit shaking things up, yeah?

Assume I'm a lazy fucklord who cbf to read 20 pages.

What happened?
Who are we lynching?

Is that a fucking claim? What am I getting into??

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WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY CLAIMS ALREADY.

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GreyICE what's up bro? You scum or nah?

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VOTE: Elbirn

You what mate?

GI, I gotchu bruh.

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People should start explaining why the fuck they're still on the Drew wagon.

I'm less than excited about the whole lot of you, but vote parking on an anti-cult PR claim is dog shit and you should stop doing it.

I mean holy ballsacks, we might as well mass claim at this point with how many of you just willy nilly showed your cards. Not serious, but that's how incredibly disappointing this all was to read through.

It's like the master of puppets are pulling your strings.

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The game composition reminds me of a game I still hold very dear to my heart. It was an ATHF themed mini run by Untrod that was bastard in its own right. It had everyone as the antagonists of the show being town with meatwad and shake being mason scum. They didn't have a kill. They didn't even KNOW they were scum. It was hilarious. I was an odd night vigilante and ended up winning the game by killing one of them and setting up for the others lynch on my way to the tree.

Anyway, hey Korina. Since you've shared everything else, what's your flavor? I may have missed it. Apologies if I did and all. You can just shoot a number if that's the case.

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Brutal.

Is there any indication in your flavor as to why only two of you are mason?

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Your role PM says... aliens?

Curious as to why you hadn't alluded to that previously.

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Oh hi BEF.

Unvote the fuckin anti-cult role, yeah?

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Do you often ask people (esp. ones you couldn't possibly have a proper read on) what to do with

your

vote?

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To not be pedantic and answer your question with a question, I think you should investigate another read of yours. I'm killing the DD train if I have to caps rage and monologue paragraphs to do it.

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Why solely on the wagon tho

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Yes.

Titus, why are you unvoting Doctor Drew -- the CLAIMED ANTI-CULT ROLE -- if you DoN't BeLiEvE tHeRe'S a CuLt??

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Elbirn wants rope.

OBLIGE HIM

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I get being aggressive. I'm aggressive. GreyICE was aggressive in that reads post. But you're just cursing at people while poorly defending yourself. Do you always play like this or Is a post restriction associated with this?

This is actually starting to read like jester to me.

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UNVOTE: elbirn
VOTE: mordhaus

Elbirns knee jerk reactions seem genuine. He goes in the frustrated town like for now.

"Dr Rockso" can die.

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Fuck phones. Like = pile.

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That L-1 vote is atrocious and we both know he doesn't mean you single handedly did a Goddamn thing. Add reaching and passive dismissal without actual defense to why this is the right lynch, town.

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Jesus Christ this town is frustrating.

GreyICE, my man. Come in and help me one way or the other.

Pedit: I wasn't in the game yet. Flail harder, scum.

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Curious as to why a single vote of pressure made your cartoon character posting disappear though. Now THAT'S funny.

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But you kept doing the character after someone claimed Rockso tho.

Idc what you do, I'm just noticing NOW that the characters dropped. It's neither towny nor scummy. Just something I noticed.

My Elbirn vote was pressure for him coming in and telling whomever it was to fuck off. I thought that was strange. The more he has posted, though, the more I'm not seeing him as scum. It seems genuine in the sense that this is how he responds to pressure. I'll eat my own asshole later if I'm wrong, sure, but he's town for now.

Your haphazard L-1 vote is garbage and scummy. Your flail after just makes me want to rope you more.

And now I MUST BE SCUM because I don't like the way you're holding yourself here? Fucking classic.

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Elbrin, if you legit want to die, I will vote you.

Don't do that.

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@MOD: Do you, personally, consider cult bastard or semi-bastard?

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A fake claim that doesn't last long enough for him to endgame.

You shouldn't just widely and openly insult everybody. That's garbage play and IDGAF what you're going through. That's not an excuse. I've going through a divorce as well, maybe not as nasty or whatever (I don't know or need to know your life), but I'm not in here insulting everybody's fucking intelligence. Knock that shit off.

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If you still believe DD is scum make a fucking case and fight for it. This AtE shit didn't fly in our last game and it doesn't fly here.

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Good enough answer for me, bitches!

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Come oooooon GI you can't be serious.

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So if Nips was culted, that leaves me, Titus, Flubbs, mord, and an outside chance of Elbirn.

My votes good.

Titus wanting the anti cult role dead points that direction though.

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FUCKING VOTE MORD

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If you're town, sheep me.

If you're scum, easy associative post flip mislynch so sheep me any fuckin way.

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Spoiler alert: you don't.

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WhAt HaPpEnS wHeN wE fLiP tOwN

Is also what scum says. Flail harder.

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Why

the FUCK

are we lynching the vengeful?

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The fact that there's a fucking GUNSMITH legitimizes their claim further.

Pedit: AND POTENTIALLY SHOOT ANOTHER TOWNIE WTF ARE YOU EVEN ON ABOUT

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That's not how lynching works.

Like

It's fucking BIZARRE to me that I have to have this conversation with you.

There's a GUNSMITH

NOT A COP

A. FUCKING. GUNSMITH.

THAT MAKES HIS CLAIM LIKE 99.99999999999999999999999999%

CONFIRMED

HOW BOUT WE LYNCH FROM THAT POOL INSTEAD

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If you come at me with LeT's SeE iF iT's ReAl I'm going to apply that same logic to you.

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Mord has not claimed, is in the pool, and is a scum butt.

Lynch the scumbutt.

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Titus is town. I'm not making that mistake again.

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> towncases Elbirn (thanks?)
> votes me with no case (lolwut)

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I forgot that motherfucker was in this game tbh.

NuggerFlubbit, drop a vote.

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Have you played with GI before?

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I've played with ICE before. Like, a lot. Idgaf about your ObJeCtIvElY sCuMmY things for two reasons:

1. He was forced to claim from a garbage newb!town play. Who was that, by the way, that did that? OHSHI-- ahem, anyway. From the style of claim/your role (which you didn't confirm was a x-shot gunsmith, I can just tell it is), it 100% makes sense that there would be townies that trigger your role. Because duh.

2. Meta by itself is garbo salad, but from what I remember ICE is the type of motherfucker that doesn't care about looking scummy. Neither do I. It should be the last thing you should give a shit about. Period. My job isn't to look town, it's to find scum. Ruffling feathers is par for the course.

What I find SUPER FUCKING CUTE, though, is your quick-to-action meta to discredit me. You get cool points for that one. Question: yo prof maf, what's it like to get lynched d2 as serial killer in a 13p game? I'm asking because I wouldn't know anything about that.

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MMM

Y tho

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Mordhaus, do not claim unless a hammer is provoked.

I feel like this isn't something I should have to say, but like, you've already advocated for and been okay with mass claiming. (I'm aware this goes against my read on you, hi.) Don't do that.

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Ughhhhhh

UNVOTE: Mordhaus
VOTE: GreyICE

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Balancing cults are difficult.

Thanks mod for the game.

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tbf I was all rose shades in this game.

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I'm jelly af tbh

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All the flavors in the world and you chose to be salty.