Identity Reboot [post-Round 10]

[racefan12]

/in both

[racefan12]

I was in kindergarten, and already was feeling kinda out of it that day, so I wasn't paying much attention when going through the cafeteria line and putting food on my tray. The combination of the flavor being wildly different than i was expecting along with already not feeling great made me throw up.

I didn't eat mashed potatoes for a long time after that.

[racefan12]

Hey!

I'm gonna start with Split Identity, and since I'm lazy, I'll just do a split of the top 6 identities on the list (through D
Saints Row 2) from the bottom 6.

[racefan12]

Okay so I'm gonna ramble a bit here partly to organize my thoughts and partly so everyone can laugh later about how wrong all of this is going to be.

Top group:
I feel like I remember reading something in the Mish Mash Discord about growing plants during the shutdown (maybe Mina?) but I could be totally imagining it.
Saints Row 2 safe driving sounds like possibly an Ariel thing.
None of these immediately jump to mind to connect with Haschel, though maaaaaybe suing the fitness center?
I'm also not sure who in that group would be most likely to see someone riding a horse - maybe lilith?
pablito seems like a fairly extensive traveler so I could see him being the international border one.

In the bottom group, I'm thinking that the group photo one isn't Vash or Meme.
I could see Vash being the vinyl record one, and I could see Meme maybe being the swimming one.

The other strangers I don't know well enough to even guess at.

So uh yeah I have a question and I'm gonna use it. I think I have a better chance of getting the top group sorted so I'm gonna start there.

pablito: Which international border were you crossing and why did you cross it?

[racefan12]

For me, getting to hear stories like that is almost a bigger benefit to asking questions than getting more information about the game is.

A tiny part of me is actually a little skeptical of a story with that much detail, but I'm not gonna overthink it.

pablito illegally crossed an international border

[racefan12]

I'd like to use Tri-dentity on "Heard 'Old Town Road' on the radio, then looked outside and saw someone riding a horse"

[racefan12]

Well Ariel and Mina were the two people I was thinking would be least likely to fit that identity, so I'm gonna go ahead and take a stab that

CreativeMod1 saw someone riding a horse while listening to Old Town Road

They do still have horses across the pond, after all...

[racefan12]

Well darn.

I'm not even sure what question I could ask to help out with this one so I'm gonna go ahead and try to

match Ariel to Old Town Road

because... my gut tells me that's the more likely choice.

[racefan12]

Haschel: what was the outcome of you suing the fitness center?

[racefan12]

Meh, call me gullible, but

Match Haschel to suing the fitness center

[racefan12]

lilith and CreativeMod: Why did you sue the fitness center?

[racefan12]

I'm thinking the identity wouldn't have been worded quite the same way if CreativeMod's story were true, so I'm gonna

match lilith to suing the fitness center

.

[racefan12]

Well now this is just totally embarrassing.

Might as well get the extra help though.

Match Ariel to suing the fitness center.

[racefan12]

I guess I just didn't think of a 4 year old being the person suing.

I'll double dip Ariel and lilith for Saints Row 2 because that doesn't sound like something Haschel would do.

[racefan12]

Haschel: How did you tie your shoelaces before learning the correct way?

[racefan12]

I didn't think either of these belonged to Haschel but one of them has to.

Match Haschel to tying shoelaces

[racefan12]

I'm gonna have fun with this and ask each stranger a question about the identity that's beside them

Aristophanes: How many people did you end up actually hitting with the lacrosse stick?

CaptainMeme: How did you come to be someone who listened to vinyl records?

SJReaver: Why did you end up swapping college majors?

VashtaNeurotic: Why didn't you want to join the competitive swimming scene?

Wickedestjr: How many people were in the group photo in total?

Zaphkael: What game was the tournament for, and how did you end up doing?

I'd also like to

ask xofelf to be my phone-a-friend

, if she's cool with that.

[racefan12]

I'd... well, I'd have never gotten that one, so I'm gonna go with xof and

lock in those lyrics

say that Vash was originally a Criminology major.

[racefan12]

Uh sure why not

Meme-swimming classes
Wickedestjr-Planet Suite
Ari-lacrosse
Zaphkael-$100 for tournament
SJReaver-group photo