Identity Reboot [post-Round 10]

[Iprobablysuck]

I’ll /in as just a stranger for now. I’ll send some stuffs over soon

[Iprobablysuck]

If anyone’s curious, my parents had previous marriages before meeting each other, each having some kids. It’s just a coincidence they both happened to have daughters with the same name when they met

[Iprobablysuck]

I am very single so idk what you’re talking about re: that joke

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I didn’t drown it, I picked it up and put it in the tub to dry :p

[Iprobablysuck]

(there's a semi possibly amusing story but i'll save it till the end of the game)

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the cat dunk story:

So when I was very young, I think like 4 or 5, we got a stray cat off of my Uncle's kind-of-a-farm-but-not-technically property. Named her Cinnamon. Apparently it really fucking stunk, because everybody was constantly complaining complaining complaining abut how smelly this cat was. Now, I was never a bright child, and I got annoyed easily. So I thought i'd solve the problem and give the cat a bath. Unfortunately dad wasn't fast enough to catch me and....you know the rest. that cat hated me for the rest of it's life

[Iprobablysuck]

/i'll join the contestant queue for once

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I was given this keyboard a few years ago by my mother, and they were already halfway faded then for some reason. My constant computer usage probably didn't help matters any, I guess N and M are just keys that get a lot of usage?

[Iprobablysuck]

you have won yourself a fabulous prize! NOTHING!

(well, one thing: ariel telling you you're right!)

[Iprobablysuck]

I thought the N and M keys was faded because of hardcore osu playing.

But why though?

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Not even gonna try, Jumble?

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He did not cry! Just jumped out of his skin a little....a lot

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Nah

.....just kidding

The cop was over at our house a few years ago. for privacy reasons I won't explain why we had a state cop visit our house, but he was there to help, not throw us in the slammer.

Anyway, it was late at night and I was sitting in my bedroom with the light out, so you couldn't really see me if you were walking by in the hallway. The cop was walking down the hall and I said ''Hello, Officer!'' and he jumped out of skin and made the aforementioned girl scream.

I got to look at the cop car though that was pretty cool

[Iprobablysuck]

Throw Pablito in there

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Went to a convention near Pittsburgh and met Kane, who in Wrestling lore has the ability to control hellfire and shit. I did one of the bog standard is-this-your-card tricks, he thought it was cool

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Can I swap into the back of the queue

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Oh yes I better explain mine as well

Ok so, I used to collect bottle caps. And I also collected Nintendo 64 games (at a very slow pace, still do!)

So one day for a gift I was given a bag of bottle caps. Unbeknownst to me, I was also given a 64 game in the same bag. I didn’t realize this until later that night when I discovered that somehow, the bag burst, and there was the gene in a pile of bottle caps.

To add to the strangeness: the game was Virtual Chess 64 of all fucking things

[Iprobablysuck]

Gonna have to /out from the player que for the time being