Identity Reboot [post-Round 10]

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #18 (isolation #0) » Tue Nov 12, 2019 12:25 pm

/in as contestant. Will also /in as stranger when I think of identities.

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #154 (isolation #1) » Wed Dec 11, 2019 4:15 pm

I have a few card tricks that I'm pretty good at, and I know a couple different ways to reveal "your card" so it looks like I know more tricks than I do. I also can do the magic trick where I make it look like one of my fingers is jumping off of my hand onto the other hand. I do the latter trick all the goddamn time and the card tricks occasionally but only when I have a new audience.

I assume you're asking how I do the orange one, and that actually isn't my trick. A magician came to my college and a friend was chosen to come on-stage. The magician asked him for a dollar but he didn't have one, so I ran up to the stage and gave him one. He signed the dollar, the dollar got destroyed, and the pieces of the dollar were revealed to be in an orange. Afterwards the magicians gave me another orange and told me there was a replacement dollar inside, which there was.

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #303 (isolation #2) » Sat Jan 04, 2020 3:17 pm

It was the border between France and The Kingdom of the Netherlands. We crossed it because we wanted to see beaches on both sides of the border but had to get back to our hotel on the Dutch side.

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #365 (isolation #3) » Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:28 am

For the arrow thing, I took an arrow, put the point right on my throat, and then braced the other end against a wall so the arrow was held up by the wall and my throat. Then I slowly took a step forward and the arrow snapped in two before the point actually punctured my throat.

It was an "overcome your fears!" thing a motivational speaker had us do.

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #371 (isolation #4) » Sat Feb 15, 2020 4:46 pm

Interesting. For once there aren't any that I 100% know for sure, although I swear I've heard at least one of these stories before. Give me a moment while I decide how I want to split them.

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #372 (isolation #5) » Sat Feb 15, 2020 4:51 pm

Group like so, please:

Mercury thermometer
Cat food and dog food
BDSM Grandma
Fly to another country and back
Luca Magnotta
Frog Video

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #374 (isolation #6) » Sat Feb 15, 2020 5:50 pm

Tridentity on BDSM Grandma

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #376 (isolation #7) » Sat Feb 15, 2020 6:52 pm

CreativeMod1 has an adventurous grandma.

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #381 (isolation #8) » Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:50 am

Tatsuya, what frog video is it and why does it make you cry?

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #383 (isolation #9) » Thu Feb 20, 2020 8:14 am

I swear I've heard the cat/dog food story before but I can't remember from whom. I thought before the split it was EP and since that's still valid

EP has opinions on dog food.

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #385 (isolation #10) » Thu Feb 20, 2020 10:21 am

RC's mom knew Luca Magnotta.

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #388 (isolation #11) » Thu Feb 20, 2020 2:38 pm

EP, what frog video was it and why does it make you cry?

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #390 (isolation #12) » Sun Feb 23, 2020 7:42 am

Equinox broke a thermometer.

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #392 (isolation #13) » Sun Feb 23, 2020 9:34 am

EP for the frog, please.

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #394 (isolation #14) » Sun Feb 23, 2020 10:06 am

Ugh, this is tough. Both the remaining players are no stranger to international travel and both live in areas where I can see a day trip to another country make sense. I could Double-Dip but I want to save that for the other side.

I can't shake the feeling I've heard the pet food story before and I guess

Radja

was most likely to have told me that?

Radja for pet food, I guess.

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #397 (isolation #15) » Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:04 pm

In post 396, Tatsuya Kaname wrote:I'm scared of frogs, by the way.

Also, traveling abroad is a big deal for me; I actually have never travelled anywhere outside my country

But I have booked a round ticket to Japan in July to attend my favorite singer's live concert and planned to just go home after the event finished. Sounds weird, isn't it? But I don't have that much money to travel around for many days so I just do my priority first. Next time I'll do a proper one.

I thought you traveled last summer and were almost able to make Survivormeet because of it.

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #401 (isolation #16) » Wed Feb 26, 2020 7:30 pm

I'm on a work trip so I may be slow to make my next move.

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #403 (isolation #17) » Thu Mar 05, 2020 12:19 pm

CaptainMeme, N: How did you find yourself running an RPG shop in a telescope dome?

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #407 (isolation #18) » Fri Mar 06, 2020 10:13 am

That's exactly what I was thinking before I asked the question.

Cancel question to N. CaptainMeme set up the shop.

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #409 (isolation #19) » Fri Mar 06, 2020 11:44 am

StrangerCoug, Vash, Fen: Where were to travelling to and from when your car died?

N, Something_Smart: What were your contributions to Meowgic?

N: Why do you still have that microwave?

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #411 (isolation #20) » Fri Mar 06, 2020 11:49 am

In post 410, NotAJumbleOfNumbers wrote:uh, you keep the questions

p sure I don't; this came up in Clash of the Mash.

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #413 (isolation #21) » Fri Mar 06, 2020 11:57 am

Hold up, withdraw all car questions.

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #414 (isolation #22) » Fri Mar 06, 2020 12:11 pm

Okay, re-asking the car question but to Vash only.

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #418 (isolation #23) » Sat Mar 07, 2020 6:59 pm

Eh.

StrangerCoug, your turn. Same question.

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #421 (isolation #24) » Wed Mar 11, 2020 9:28 am

Vash, why did you hate your friend enough to buy them a Hannity book?

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #423 (isolation #25) » Wed Mar 11, 2020 10:22 am

Double Dip Fen/Something_Smart for Meowgic.

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #425 (isolation #26) » Thu Mar 12, 2020 9:23 am

Something_Smart, where were you traveling to and from when your car died?

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #428 (isolation #27) » Sun Mar 15, 2020 9:39 am

Ugh. "A place in the Adirondacks" is so vague. The story seems to have it die right before the driveway, though. Albuquerque is too far away from El Paso. Vash's Facebook in this era doesn't mention a girlfriend but he does have a friend who went to Brown. Again, though, the driving distance doesn't quite work.

Time to gamble.

StrangerCoug made Wheel of Fortune games.

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #430 (isolation #28) » Sun Mar 15, 2020 10:38 am

Oh good, that gives me a question.

N, the question about the car now goes to you.

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #433 (isolation #29) » Sun Mar 15, 2020 12:41 pm

Eh, in that case you didn't drive a 3.5-hour drive, you drove 3.5 hours of a 4.5 hour drive. Not buying it.

Alright. I don't think N made the drive. I have seen N's refrigerator and it is fancy. Do I buy that he would have a fancy refrigerator and an old-ass microwave?

Vash said he "still doesn't know what to do with" the Hannity book. He just moved to a new state, though, and I imagine he wouldn't have taken the book with him. I have seen his oven and it's not that old.

I have seen Something_Smart's dishwasher and I know that okay fine I haven't seen his dishwasher but I wanted to keep the theme going.

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #434 (isolation #30) » Sun Mar 15, 2020 12:43 pm

Fuck it,

Vash for the broken car

.

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #436 (isolation #31) » Sun Mar 15, 2020 2:26 pm

Nooooooooooo

I wanted a perfect score so bad. :-/

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #437 (isolation #32) » Sun Mar 15, 2020 2:28 pm

Vash, what are the model numbers of your microwave/stove/fridge/dishwasher?

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #439 (isolation #33) » Mon Mar 16, 2020 4:41 pm

Alright, I still don't believe N was driving the car.

Something_Smart had the car die.

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #441 (isolation #34) » Mon Mar 16, 2020 5:45 pm

Vash bought the book, N has the old microwave.

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #444 (isolation #35) » Mon Mar 16, 2020 9:13 pm

Well, not your specific fridge, but you posted a picture of the same model in a previous Identity game.

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #468 (isolation #36) » Sun Mar 29, 2020 6:23 pm

It was "Bananaphone" by Raffi, and it kept me out of grad school for a whole year.

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #471 (isolation #37) » Sun Mar 29, 2020 7:14 pm

In post 470, Plotinus wrote:
In post 468, Haschel Cedricson wrote:It was "Bananaphone" by Raffi, and it kept me out of grad school for a whole year.
ooh that's a great idea for a ringtone

YOU'D THINK SO BUT NO

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #681 (isolation #38) » Wed Jul 15, 2020 7:11 am

Hey hey!

I am reasonably positive that Xof owns the dollhouse.

Skrew once ran a Pokemon RPG in Mishmash and is familiar with the competitive scene; he would be my choice for that one.

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #700 (isolation #39) » Tue Jul 21, 2020 10:19 am

I just noticed Ari's identity and I know it's against the rules to request topless pics of a scummer but

come on.

Mods please take this post as the joke that it is.

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #724 (isolation #40) » Sun Aug 02, 2020 2:18 pm

I am actually not allowed to get into specifics, but the short version is they tried to claim that the membership contract required all disputes to be resolved through arbitration, a state law preempted arbitration clauses for the issue in question, and they settled for a small but legally unspecified amount.

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #741 (isolation #41) » Sat Aug 08, 2020 12:32 pm

Basically the steps were the same as the correct way but I'd have the starting knot tied in the same direction as the finishing bow, which makes the knot a granny knot instead of a bow knot and it becomes undone a lot more easily.

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #822 (isolation #42) » Sun Nov 29, 2020 4:32 pm

My mom accidentally shut the bathroom door and trapped her in there for most of the day. When we opened the door she had unraveled the entire roll of toilet paper and basically made a shredded mess of things. Her official name became "Tabitha Pearl Tomlinson" because that allowed us to call her "T.P.".

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #830 (isolation #43) » Tue Dec 01, 2020 10:19 am

I was in Dresden with my parents. My mom is into pottery, and there's a nearby town called Meissen that is famous for their porcelain she wanted to see. I noped out of that excursion and just rode the streetcar all over the city. Eventually I found a random museum, which turned out to be the Museum of Hygiene. That's the official translation and it implies stuff like toothbrushes and whatnot but in actuality it was more about science/biology.