Micro 911: Technically Normal

[Salamence20]

VOTE: Slimer

[Salamence20]

VOTE: slimer

Salamence20: The IC.
Stand: Speedhammer

[Salamence20]

Hello everyone!

I'm going to try something new for this game

(

also because maybe it will help end RVS sooner?

) after I've typed up each of my posts

I will reread them

and

decide if I feel any bits are alignment indicative

. Then I will

italicize anything I think is townish

and

bold anything I think is scummish

.

This is for the benefit of town

and also myself

.

VOTE: slimer

What, is RQS dead or something?

Also wouldn’t be the first time I’ve hit l-1 for not doing rvs

Both of you have terrible opens by the way.

[Salamence20]

VOTE: chamber

Serious vote. I think my neighbor is scum.

It is WAY too early for this

[Salamence20]

VOTE: wimpy
putting pressure on more scummy ppl while allowing others to join the slimer wagon without it going to l-1

Overreacting here, but I like the vote

[Salamence20]

VOTE: chamber

Serious vote. I think my neighbor is scum.

It is WAY too early for this

I don't think the neighbourhood reveal is all that meaningful. I almost did so as well (though in my case I'm annoyed that he hasn't posted in it at all and that absolutely contributes to my read on him).

Im mean ok, but even then do we need to start hood paranoia already?

[Salamence20]

I think slimers is just town, chamber

Goobles you're pinging me all around. Did you roll scum

VOTE: wimpy
putting pressure on more scummy ppl while allowing others to join the slimer wagon without it going to l-1

Hmm...

Do not like this.

Why is this bad and why is bugs pray scum? What's the tell you saw?

Your posts feel agenda-y as if you're "intending to vote" bugs pray and then finding reasons to do so, rather than building up read naturally.

DDL did you get a red pm?

[Salamence20]

wimpy you sound like a reddit atheist who posts on t_d

Wtf?

I seriously believe you to be scum. If I’m wrong you need to do something to change my mind. Your early posts are very scummy and you look like you’re doing something but actually aren’t.

Both of you are going to flip town, thats how this works. You get paranoid and then you tunnel and it derails the game. Knock it off for now.

Where is Amrun?

[Salamence20]

Lol really?

How did yall miss crucial information?

[Salamence20]

Too distracted by scum PT.

I feel scum would be more aware, no?

[Salamence20]

Sigh.

Bug are you in a hood, yes or no.

[Salamence20]

As in I'm not in a neighborhood jic that's some named or (I'm not claiming hermit)

VOTE: Bugspray

[Salamence20]

I'm predicting masons

Unless you think wimpy/chamber are masons or you are a mason this makes no sense.

[Salamence20]

I'm predicting masons

Unless you think wimpy/chamber are masons or you are a mason this makes no sense.

I made that predicting under incorrect knowledge about what constitutes a normal game

Can you please explain your mindset?

[Salamence20]

VOTE: Looker

Why not Amrun?

VOTE: slime

Why Slime?

[Salamence20]

Ummm. Great first post.

Why slimer? Who are you? Do you have any reads? Why do you assume im playing the role of town leader?

[Salamence20]

didnt seem like sarcasm to me.

Talk to your friendly neighborhood IC about the game. Are you caught up

[Salamence20]

I remember when chamber had a red color on his name.

[Salamence20]

Have you two talked in hood yet?

[Salamence20]

Honestly, if there is mafia in hood, its chamber.

Scum wouldnt attract attention to their hood like wimpy has

[Salamence20]

Yeah Ive seen people before and Ive done it myself where you get paranoid about being in a neighborhood.

Pretty sure it comes from a town mindset. Scum wouldnt ignore the hood especially with chambertown in it. These hoods usually end up being T-T tricks. If you ask me (and Im sure as hell no expert of mafia) its better to go in trusting a neighbor to start rather than be defensive.

Honestly, if there is mafia in hood, its chamber.

Scum wouldnt attract attention to their hood like wimpy has

Why wouldn’t scum do this?

Why would scum come out of the gate and vote their neighbor who they know is town? Its too risky with little payoff.

[Salamence20]

Do you think theres mafia in the hood?

[Salamence20]

Nah that parts NAI.

[Salamence20]

It seems like we won’t get past this 1v1. Everyone choose a side and let’s just keep the game moving forward.

Nope fuck this.

VOTE: DDL

This guy is scum.

[Salamence20]

I swear neighborhoods are negative utility for town ffs.

[Salamence20]

Wimpy is Robbnva obvs.

[Salamence20]

And I get the feeling that there might be masons

I think at least one of the neighbors is not town aligned, probably both.

I'm going to tinfoil predict that they are both sk

Bugspray said he wasnt in a hood.

He says theres masons (Which is someone else besides Chamber/Wimp)

He says that Chamber/Wimp is SK (even if that was in a normal setup, wtf?)

Honestly I don't think its scum, its downright stupid. I cant even comprehend it tbh.

You're MagnaOfIllusion aren't you? Ugh.

You're MagnaOfIllusion aren't you? Ugh.

No that's me

I don't see enough wall posts from yall.

[Salamence20]

Fuck off I literally said I thought there might be masons"
Think vs know message to indicate I'm speculating
Might to really show I'm not sure of it

Why are y'all making such a big deal about it?

How the fuck does one think "hmmm theres a claim out that theres neighbors. I wonder if masons are in this game of 9 people?"

Like how does the two thoughts even come up?

[Salamence20]

I am not sure bug is playing with a full deck. he essentially admitted he wants to pl me for posting too much

This is a really deft defensive scum move. He yake this chance to ad hominem attack me who is pushing him to discredit me while also intentionally using the wrong pronoun and then incorrectly reframes my argument with a subtle strawman

A towny would not do grossly construe my words in good faith, I just don't think a townie would ever post this. It also reeks of omgus

I am also not sure you are playing with a full deck as well for suggesting theres a possibility of masons with an IC and neighbors

[Salamence20]

Where did slimer disappear?

[Salamence20]

Where did slimer disappear?

To the scum PT

Brb Imma check

[Salamence20]

Anyone played with looker before?

Is this how much effort he normally brings or is it because of vla

[Salamence20]

DDL > Slimer > Chamber

Town win?

[Salamence20]

salamence you've been scumreading me wrong every game we played. maybe adjust your play rather than repeat the same mistake you made?

Well youre playing this game differently than the last two so...

Other than gobbles, whos scum?

[Salamence20]

Nope we are getting DDL today.

His posting contrasts other games we’ve been in together, so the odds of him flipping scum is good. Also having no alternate read outside of Gobbles rubs me the wrong way.

Hood is T-T for now. If Im wrong, give me chamber for scum but Im pretty good at guessing MollaMods.

Gobbles is a strong TR tbh. So is bugspray, because... well... he doesnt seem bright so far.

I liked Slimer’s responses enough for him to survive.

Amrun and Looker are wild cards. The voices in my head say Amrun is probably town.

So: DDL > Looker > Chamber.

I wont be voting in hoods, bugspray, or Gobble today. Make of that as you will.

[Salamence20]

i have my reasons.

Lynch DDL. I die tonight, things become alot clearer, i promise you.

[Salamence20]

I cant say anymore im afraid.

[Salamence20]

Look, disregard all of that if you want.

The main point is that DDL is posting like hes honestly trying. I dont know DDL to be a person who actually tries. Hes tunneling gobble and doesnt have another read. Hes scum this time, his posting is more bold and upfront, compared to the lax nature im used to. he would be more relaxed if he was town.

If you dont want to follow, then just ignore each other and go after someone else. The hood business is going to drag the game and Im not lynching Chamber or you D1.

[Salamence20]

Since we are on a new page:

Chamber and Wimpy, if you cant get along with each other D1, find something else to do.

[Salamence20]

First things first. DDL is L-1

[Salamence20]

Secondly Jesus Christ 4 fucking pages overnight. Can both of you shut the fuck and stop having your pissing match for five fucking seconds?

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[Salamence20]

Who is you referring to in that post Looker? Salamence20?
Was wimpy town in that game? I think Wimpy is just a player who plays with a lot of emotion. I can see how that’s putting off Chamber.

The latter part was directed towards me

[Salamence20]

Ive played one game with chamber before. The reason I brought it up was because I thought he got into a pissing match with another player, but I was incorrect.

The posting seems to be similar enough; he was town btw (granted that its 9 years old and meta is terrible) albeit a little more agressive here fighting with wimpy.

Anyone got info on chamberscum?

[Salamence20]

chamber and wimpy is svs im like 50% sure of this

Chamber isnt much of the gambiting type.

[Salamence20]

It cant be svs if its unplanned though.

Assuming theres only 2 mafia (thats the norm in micros), that would mean you two intended to start this and it wouldnt be legitimate.

[Salamence20]

I've seen inexperienced scum blow up on each other over unplanned busing before.

Yeah But I dont think youre that “inexperienced”

[Salamence20]

Look, disregard all of that if you want.

The main point is that DDL is posting like hes honestly trying. I dont know DDL to be a person who actually tries. Hes tunneling gobble and doesnt have another read. Hes scum this time, his posting is more bold and upfront, compared to the lax nature im used to. he would be more relaxed if he was town.

If you dont want to follow, then just ignore each other and go after someone else. The hood business is going to drag the game and Im not lynching Chamber or you D1.

My bad, you answered later. I think this is a terrible reason to SR DDL and I don’t think it’s an accurate meta read at all.

DDL still might have rolled scum but not for this reason.
Gobble’s case is much better. I would vote DDL today but I think slimer has a much higher chance of flipping scum.

Prove me wrong then.

[Salamence20]

VOTE: ddl
making a post in my personal pt on why i trust salamance that i'll probably post early on in d2

Salamence20 is an IC. Gross post.

Bug is confirmed dumb.

Just disregard him.

[Salamence20]

Btw. Chamber has made 43 posts and has yet to “engage with the scum finding of the game”

So if making 3 is scummy. 43 has to be like really really scummy

I disagree with this assessment. Chamber had the most early game scum hunting of anyone. Has only fallen off recently but not worth noting IMO.

Pushing somebody without placing a vote isn’t really scum hunting imo.

????

[Salamence20]

Amrun give me reason my metaread on DDL is wrong plz

[Salamence20]

DDL have anything else to add or just hanging around?

[Salamence20]

Lol tuesday.

Gobbles is not scum lol

[Salamence20]

Amrun will you intent?

[Salamence20]

Hey Wimpy, I keep getting this feeling we’ve met before.

Youre not a female are you?

[Salamence20]

Bugspray, you are so fucking annoying.

[Salamence20]

All of you get on DDL.

[Salamence20]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF I WAKE UP TO YOU TWO GOING ON FOR 5 PAGES OVERNIGHT AGAIN IMMA LOSE IT

[Salamence20]

Listen to me very closely, wimpy. I believe I know who you are.

Im going to die tonight unless we have a doc, but doubtful. You are still going to carry on attacking chamber but I hope you can listen to reason tomorrow and get looker tomorrow. You two are most likely town-town, despite what you think/will think is common knowledge.

[Salamence20]

DDL > Looker > Amrun/Slimer if DDL is red.

DDL > Amrun > Slimer if DDL is green

In lylo where no scum are dead, Bugspray > Chamber > Looker.

3p Lylo Chamber > Looker > Wimpy

Gobbles is most likely town, bug is dumb, wimpy is probtown, everyone else can die.

[Salamence20]

I really dont like the way DDL is up and gone.

No V/LA heads up is sus. I like this lynch

[Salamence20]

Molla, if you end up force-replacing someone, please be wimpy for instigating.

[Salamence20]

Wimpy is TSE btw.

[Salamence20]

SHUT THE FUCK UP WIMPY.

[Salamence20]

Wimpy, is DDL town?

I don’t know. He’s lurking and hasn’t posted enough. I don’t see how anyone could town or scum read him and nobody has provided reason for why he’s scum.

DDL would be posting fluff right now if he was town.

Hes more of an active lurker

[Salamence20]

Amrun, I cant go into detail other than “poe.”

My townreading radar is on point this game. As long as I am right with the hood being t-t town has a very good chance at winning this.

Right now the only roadmaps in which I lose is the scumteam is Chamber/Wimpy (which is near mod confirmed it cant be), or Bugspray/Wimpy + X (Im currently willing to let Bugspray/Wimpy win as mafia because I dont think THEY (Spray) are smart enough to be mafia, and Wimpy I still feel is town because who the fuck does this as scum and carries on about it as he/she/it/they/heheue does).

[Salamence20]

I haven’t done anything bam worthy actually. Chamber has but he used to be a mod or something so I’m sure he won’t either.

Yeah but youre instigating it so you can go first.

[Salamence20]

I hope the dead thread is having a ball betting on who is gonna get banned. My money is on wimpy

I wish I had fans who would spectate me.

[Salamence20]

Im going to bed.

If I wake up to extra pages or chamber being force-replaced Im going to be in a bad mood.

And the patriots lost today so Im already in a bad mood so dont compound my bad mood kthxbyegoodnightvoteddlandgetaclaim

P-Edit: Fine, I dont care between Looker/Slimer. DDL should flip red and you should have some mislynches to play with.

[Salamence20]

Chamber let me know how you feel about your new neighbor please.

[Salamence20]

People want to wait until DDL posts on Tuesday and "give him a fair chance to play."

First things first, why? If hes busy hes busy and doesn't have time to play, which he has not said here or signified by going V/LA.

And secondly, the guy has been posting, he has been paying attention, he was aware he was at L-1, hes been tunneling gobbles, and hasn't formed another scumread as of this time.

The only thing DDL is going to do is come in here, blast me for leading a wagon against him, and probably vote slimer/looker.

[Salamence20]

Did I say something wrong?
VOTE: theslimer3

Is this typically what Wimpy does? He did it in another game and then replaced out after getting upset. I'm not impressed by this cult of alts this site has going on.

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You're probably going to die N1, so I'm comfortable sheeping you D1. Make your one-shot count.
VOTE: DrDolittle

Can we please just kill DDL and take night as a breather

VOTE: Slimer

I don't trust you, gobble.
VOTE: gobbledygook
Your votes have no conviction and you're pushing for the night.

How do I feel about this, how do I feel about this?

[Salamence20]

Lol voting bugspray D1

[Salamence20]

I could move to looker, maaaaaybe slimer.

But ummm. DDL is still optimal

[Salamence20]

VOTE: Slimer

Heres my compromise.

[Salamence20]

Slimer/DDL sounds good tbh, assuming hood is TT.

Im not familar with looker but this posting looks to be lazy town

[Salamence20]

hmmm.

Im now curious to see what DDL does when he comes back.

[Salamence20]

I could move to looker, maaaaaybe slimer.

But ummm. DDL is still optimal

VOTE: Slimer

Heres my compromise.

also at the moment i think a slimer lynch is just straight up non optimal

in terms of wolfiness and in terms of removing people we want dead before it gets to late game i would vote pretty much any of ddl, looker and bugspray before slimer

why vote slimer first here?

Im waiting on DDL, Looker isnt doing anything of note, his posting is NAI, and bugspray is mislynch bait until lylo.

Ill reevaluate when DDL comes back.

[Salamence20]

Maybe its just the bugspray vote but slimers readspost sucked.

[Salamence20]

why though

Yeah Bugspray, tell him why

[Salamence20]

I'm so glad you're an IC

If you couldnt figure out why I told bugspray to answer that first idk what to tell you.

[Salamence20]

And Im glad I did because bug is so obvious town we may as well make him backup IC.

[Salamence20]

Me, Gobbles, Bugspray.
chamber/red, looker.

Amrun (I lean town here though).

DDL Slimer

[Salamence20]

I think you choose me to be the more "real" scum in that farcelist because you're afraid of me

This is ignorant noob-town mentality.

Also why did I ask him to answer first? To make sure he wasnt just sheeping my opinion or your list

[Salamence20]

And finally, after going back on it a couple of times, i dont like your reads myself because they feel “vanilla.”

Youre just posting obvious things and not really giving insight to anything (bugspray is disruptive, chamber is emotional, looker/ddl havent done anything). Gives me a fake scumhunting vibe tbh

[Salamence20]

Bugspray is dumbtown. THEY are also softing a pr, possibly cop and acting all high and mighty because of it.

We arent playing setup spec today. Let THEM be for today.

And trust me Im aware that dumb isnt confirmed town (I invented dumbscum), but I have a better feeling you/DDL/Looker have significantly higher chances of flipping red today.

So if I were you, Id votepark DDL instead of bait.

[Salamence20]

Stop calling me he you fucking jabroni

Im not doing it intentionally.

I get you're maybe salty in the same way that people who know fighting game theory get salty when they lose to button Mashers and that losing to a town like me sucks as scum

Do you have any completed games on site?

[Salamence20]

I also just noticed DDL, Looker, and Ruby arent big fans of a slimer wagon.

Interesting.

[Salamence20]

I bet slime is a scum pr and they are panicking with ddl trying but bus ddl instead haha

How did you get “panicked” from slimers posts?

[Salamence20]

I have no regrets, but we do kinda have 9 days left so I’d rather not do this now

You are not DDL so you dont get this excuse

[Salamence20]

We are going to take some time to listen to Gobbles and DDL before we get a claim.

[Salamence20]

I think i know what bugspray is doing.

And it isnt going to work.

[Salamence20]

Happy “DDL Judgement Day”

Im so excited

[Salamence20]

Yeah exactly it's NOT true

Like even if I was I'm not worried because a smart ic is scarier than a dumb cop so I don't think they will night kill me

You really should learn to hush hush

[Salamence20]

Zzzzzz This celebration sucks.

DDL lets a go!

[Salamence20]

Frankly two out of three of you are the scum team assuming I’m right about everything which could be proven tomorrow. Looker wagon is not good and DDL going against slimer looks bad.

Carry on.

[Salamence20]

Wait disregard. BRB

[Salamence20]

Chamber whats been going on in the hood?

[Salamence20]

Frankly two out of three of you are the scum team assuming I’m right about everything which could be proven tomorrow. Looker wagon is not good and DDL going against slimer looks bad.

Carry on.

I forgot Amrun, who could be scum. I dont think he is, but im not super confident, the voice in my head cant figure it out either. Im willing to let her go for today.

That said Slimer/DDL feels right, looker feels like the mislynch today. Im not interested in looker today.

The hesitence on slimer from non-confirms gives me worry.

[Salamence20]

I would like to get drunk on whiskey sour

I swear DDL is masking his usual play guys.

This is the most productive ive seen the guy.

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@Scum: I’d like to reiterate that bugspray has crumbed cop. Just in case you forgot

In what situation does town!slime make this post?

Meh. Youre not wrong.

But in the endWho gives a shit. You softed it dude.

[Salamence20]

I was also unaware the amrun thing was ongoing.

Sorry to hear that.

[Salamence20]

No joke I am RC in BBmollamods

[Salamence20]

Gobbles can you unvote and intent plz

[Salamence20]

The spectator thread is probably going crazy as fuck rn lmao

Doubtful

[Salamence20]

My phones going to die and I probably wont be back for another 24 so incase something happens.

I love you all

[Salamence20]

Claim: George Bush

[Salamence20]

Id really perfer the turkey disregard both questions for today and intent slimer before someone hammers looker.

[Salamence20]

But I dont speak for him

[Salamence20]

Wait why the hell you on RR lol.

And where is RR?

[Salamence20]

Holy fuck RR needs a prod

[Salamence20]

Holy fuck RR needs

a prod

to come back

[Salamence20]

Why does it look like youre trying to set up chamber tomorrow

[Salamence20]

I really dont think the neighbors are scum.

You’ll find out why I think this way soon enough.

[Salamence20]

What in the actual...

[Salamence20]

GOBBLES COME AND DO THE THING.

[Salamence20]

How do you see those three posts from bugspray and want a quickhammer??

Bugsprays posting is negatively affecting the gamestate.

THEY should stop talking.

[Salamence20]

Im aware

[Salamence20]

Cool

consider me V/LA the rest of the day then.

Chamber before your hiatus were you generally an accurate player?

Do you want my answer or just chamber’s?

???

Where did he ask you?

[Salamence20]

Chamber, I asked the fans about your performance this game and they seem to think you may be scum fencesitting on RR.

Without some confidence in other players right now Im kinda worry about you mate.

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Amrun, the fans also think you really havent done enough either. They say the team is Amrun/Chamber but I find that preposterous.

[Salamence20]

Salamence20 are you literally talking to fans? Like the ones that blow air?

Yes.

RR is getting replaced. Rip.

[Salamence20]

Dodge

[Salamence20]

Fans want me to vote amrun

[Salamence20]

Get well soon molla

[Salamence20]

Actually dont bother getting up for this Molla the VC hasnt changed.

Votecount 1.06

Looker - 4 - Ruby Red, gobbledygook, theslimer3, DrDolittle

theslimer3 - 3 - Salamence20, Looker, Amrun
Ruby Red - 1 - chamber

Not Voting: bugspray,

Deadline: (expired on 2020-01-16 06:42:00)

With 9 alive, it takes 5 to lynch.[/area]

Prodding Ruby Red

[Salamence20]

Chamber plz