Goodfellas 2019

Celebrating the Best of Mafiascum
Forum rules
Post Reply
User avatar
Scummies
Scummies
Goon
User avatar
User avatar
Scummies
Goon
Goon
Posts: 219
Joined: June 25, 2009

Goodfellas 2019

Post Post #0 (ISO) » Thu Feb 20, 2020 1:35 pm

Post by Scummies »

Pine Barrens
New Jersey shore
4:02 AM


The four men drove along in silence. The smell of burnt coffee lingered in the sleek black towncar and on the breath of the driver. The man in the passenger seat chewed his gum loudly, blowing bubble after bubble until one of the backseat passengers reached forward slapped him suddenly on the back, causing the gum-chewer to choke and swallow it.

"What the hell, man?"

"What the hell yourself? Chew your gum quieter or don't chew it at all."

"Hey, you know my girl wants me to quit smoking. It's this or a cigarette."

"Well...okay then. Just shut up about it."

"Both of you shut up," barks the driver, "We're here."

The car parked on the side of the road, and the four men piled out. They smoothed the wrinkles in their cheap, rumpled suits, and the driver popped the trunk. A fifth man, a skinny, balding man, lay in the trunk, bound hand and foot and gagged. The suited man, with scarred hands the size of hams, reached out and lifted the unfortunate passenger by the belt with one hand. The passenger screamed around his gag when the gum-chewer produced a large knife, but he just cut the cords around the prisoner's ankles. "Walk, Vinny." The prisoner shook his head furiously, his jowls flapping back and forth. How does a skinny man have jowls, anyway? The man looked like a half-starved bulldog. "Hey, hey! Vinny! You know how this goes. You skim off the top a little, the boss looks the other way. You skim too much, and we take a walk. We had some good times in our day, but if you make a scene, we do this the hard way. The slow way." The gum-chewer hefted his knife in emphasis.

Vinny stops struggling, going pale. He mumbles around the gag, and nods. The four mobsters circle around their charge and walk into the woods, the ham-handed man grabbing a pair of shovels. They chat as they walk, talking about inconsequential things. How the Knicks were doing, their wives, mistresses, and girlfriends, the upcoming wedding of the driver's sister to the gum-chewer's cousin. "This is the spot, I think. Yeah. We did Tony over by that tree what looks like my Uncle Joe. Hey Vinny, got anything to say?" The ham-handed man worked the gag out of Vinny's mouth. "I - I - tell my wife..."

BLAM

"What the shit, Creature!" yelled the driver. You got some of Vinny on my shoes! Creature popped another piece of gum in his mouth and just shrugged impassively. "Sorry, chennisden. Alright, Fuscosco, RadiantCowbells, we buried the last one. Vinny's all yours, we'll wait in the car. Jeez, It's freezing out here."
Last edited by Scummies on Thu Feb 20, 2020 1:40 pm, edited 1 time in total.
User avatar
Scummies
Scummies
Goon
User avatar
User avatar
Scummies
Goon
Goon
Posts: 219
Joined: June 25, 2009

Post Post #1 (ISO) » Thu Feb 20, 2020 1:37 pm

Post by Scummies »

Congratulations to the 2019 winners of the 'Goodfellas' award,


Creature, RadiantCowbells, chennisden, and Fuscosco!


For their performance in gameshow Mafia!


This thread is now open.
User avatar
Ircher
Ircher
He / Him / His
What A Grand Idea
User avatar
User avatar
Ircher
He / Him / His
What A Grand Idea
What A Grand Idea
Posts: 14133
Joined: November 9, 2015
Pronoun: He / Him / His
Location: CST/CDT

Post Post #2 (ISO) » Thu Feb 20, 2020 3:39 pm

Post by Ircher »

congratulations to the award-receivers!
Links: User Page | Player Ratings | GTKAS | Test
"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."
User avatar
the worst
the worst
Snuggly Duckling
User avatar
User avatar
the worst
Snuggly Duckling
Snuggly Duckling
Posts: 34628
Joined: November 7, 2015
Location: pond

Post Post #3 (ISO) » Thu Feb 20, 2020 4:31 pm

Post by the worst »

congratulations all of you!

this was a really ridiculous game. i don't have the first-hand context i wish i had but like.. in practice town should have won this setup 80%+ of the time. this was won the right way - through absolute grueling brutal dayplay. and it was excruciating to watch but it is really pretty delightful that it happened.

well done.
User avatar
Awoo
Awoo
Mafia Scum
User avatar
User avatar
Awoo
Mafia Scum
Mafia Scum
Posts: 1096
Joined: September 1, 2017
Location: lmao city

Post Post #4 (ISO) » Thu Feb 20, 2020 4:53 pm

Post by Awoo »

I watched this game from afar. It was cool to watch. Very impressive win.
User avatar
Dannflor
Dannflor
he/him
White Knight
User avatar
User avatar
Dannflor
he/him
White Knight
White Knight
Posts: 11982
Joined: May 25, 2012
Pronoun: he/him

Post Post #5 (ISO) » Thu Feb 20, 2020 6:09 pm

Post by Dannflor »

let's also not forget the scum team won despite outside interference that prevented my slot from being used as a pocket in LyLo as it mechanically should have been able to
User avatar
RadiantCowbells
RadiantCowbells
Smooth Criminal
User avatar
User avatar
RadiantCowbells
Smooth Criminal
Smooth Criminal
Posts: 70566
Joined: February 24, 2013
Contact:

Post Post #6 (ISO) » Thu Feb 20, 2020 7:56 pm

Post by RadiantCowbells »

"RC is scum, he wouldn't be alive right now if he was town. He didn't convince me to do shit and him pretending he did is shitty. He's trying to convince you even if he's scum you should let him win. How about instead you kick his ass? He's driven so many mls this game and brought overkill of all people to the end as the final ML. you know what to do here."

-MariaR
2019 stats: Town WR 76.7%, overall WR 81.667%, 1 scum defeat involving a major mod error in lylo vs 8 scum wins.
User avatar
popsofctown
popsofctown
Survivor
User avatar
User avatar
popsofctown
Survivor
Survivor
Posts: 12356
Joined: September 23, 2008

Post Post #7 (ISO) » Thu Feb 20, 2020 7:58 pm

Post by popsofctown »

I like MariaR

Great goodfellas
"Let us say that you are right and there are two worlds. How much, then, is this 'other world' worth to you? What do you have there that you do not have here? Money? Power? Something worth causing the prince so much pain for?'"
"Well, I..."
"What? Nothing? You would make the prince suffer over... nothing?"
User avatar
northsidegal
northsidegal
Survivor
User avatar
User avatar
northsidegal
Survivor
Survivor
Posts: 11481
Joined: August 23, 2017

Post Post #8 (ISO) » Fri Feb 21, 2020 2:10 am

Post by northsidegal »

congrats! didn't spectate this game but i knew about it, seemed like an impressive victory
wiki | modded | Newbie NewD3 Stats | scripts

things fall apart
User avatar
profii
profii
Jack of All Trades
User avatar
User avatar
profii
Jack of All Trades
Jack of All Trades
Posts: 6791
Joined: December 19, 2017

Post Post #9 (ISO) » Fri Feb 21, 2020 3:27 am

Post by profii »

eyyyyyyyyy
User avatar
chennisden
chennisden
Macho Pichu
User avatar
User avatar
chennisden
Macho Pichu
Macho Pichu
Posts: 8907
Joined: February 11, 2019
Location: sheltered in place

Post Post #10 (ISO) » Sun Mar 01, 2020 7:20 am

Post by chennisden »

<--- carried
Post Reply