Mini 2134 Gin's Joint Pick4U - GAME OVER

[Alisae]

so who do i vote in rvs
do i vote lld who is always scum
or do i vote bulbasaur
or do i vote maria for this shit pick

[Alisae]

decisions decisions

[Alisae]

@Gin wtf is an eavesdropper and engineer? also whats the Spiked Kool-Aid, Acid, and Death Strokes

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[Alisae]

VOTE: Your face

[Alisae]

VOTE: Bulba

[Alisae]

VOTE: enter
you know what I think PB slipped Enter is scum because in my hood he greated Enter but he didn't post

[Alisae]

VOTE: Alisae

Or pink ball?

The waves are nice on the sea shore.
I cried the one time I did pit, so check me out!

Alisae read this and then your first post in the PT and then read PINK BALl's Haiku

lmao
VOTE: your face

[Alisae]

Hi guys.
I'm a third party whose wincon is to have everyone who is town in the game masturbate. This, very explicitly, will not end the game, the game will continue after I achieve my wincon, but like. I'm just here to get a good fuck, I'll help the town in exchange for them giving my win in any way that I can but like. I'm not gonna lie, bluntly, I've got one goal in this game and that's to get y'all to masturbate.

not in my mafia game
VOTE: mastina

[Alisae]

Mastina could be lieing about her role when she explicitly said “only town need to do this”

[Alisae]

Mastina could be lieing about her role when she explicitly said “only town need to do this”

Why would she lie?

so she can achieve her wincon?

[Alisae]

Like, when I said "I am a masonizer who wins when my masonry makes up 50% of the playerlist", that was, very very VERY explicitly, a reference to Ginngie's last game, where I was a cult leader. Who claimed masonizer. And who did win when my 'masonry' got to 50% of the living playerlist.

It is ABUNDANTLY clear that I wasn't fucking lying about my actual claim.
I am a Chronic Masturbator--I win when every living town player has masturbated. This does not end the game. Me winning doesn't cause the town to lose. It does literally nothing to hurt the town.

But if more than town need to masterbate, how is she achieving her wincon by having them not masterbate?

if you incentivize your wincon by saying “only town need to masterbate” then scum are going to do so as well to blend in

[Alisae]

Wait Ali I think Maria is trying to communicate with us!

Lets refuse to make any attempt to understand her.
Because that would be bullying

[Alisae]

I definitely agree
Maria is in fact a dummy

[Alisae]

Peyote is a spanish word derived from the Aztec origin meaning glistening.

[Alisae]

is dumb

[Alisae]

[Alisae]

bruh im ded

[Alisae]

Maria has a post restriction or is faking a post restriction, and it appears her quoting does not count and put her onto the list.

What does that mean mastina?

she has a post restriction

[Alisae]

oh i forgot i was faking a post restriction kekw
but yeah, everyone in my hood knows that her post restriction is in fact real

[Alisae]

mod edited one of her posts

[Alisae]

mod edited one of her posts

What does that have to do with your neighborhood?

they edited their posts
in the hood

[Alisae]

she can't
she's objectively lame

[Alisae]

Bulbazak
more like
Bulbasaur

[Alisae]

i need to find those bulba memes chesskid posted

[Alisae]

VOTE: bulbasaur

[Alisae]

glad to know i can turn off my brain and sheep dunnstral

[Alisae]

i think the size increases implies a timer of some sort tbh

[Alisae]

But it didn't increase between 289 and 290, it stayed the same size, 116. I think she's trying to tell us something

nah i think that was just a user error tbh
it seems like a pretty easy pr to fuck up so i think its slightly forgiving

[Alisae]

oh it increases every page got it

[Alisae]

every 2 posts it increases

[Alisae]

Dunny, can we kill Pine if Bulba flips town

[Alisae]

ur scummy

[Alisae]

you don't like my playstyle
cool

[Alisae]

btw
ari is scum
not sure if anyone knew
but now they do

[Alisae]

I mean...yeah, I think that's super suspect and as good a D1 vote as we're likely to get.

Mastina, seriously, you need to learn to keep it in your pants.

VOTE: mastina

Know that you are my top scum suspect.

[Alisae]

i mean
why play the game
when other people can play the game for you
(basically when i feel like it)

[Alisae]

hitoshrug

[Alisae]

I think Taly is a bird

[Alisae]

/me shoots the bird with a shotgun

[Alisae]

We’re supposed to fight in our PT not in public gawd

[Alisae]

and you like Reservoir Dogs so your opinion is invalid

[Alisae]

and you like Reservoir Dogs so your opinion is invalid

Wow. Do you not like reservoir dogs?

bTW it's not an opinion, it's a fact

Pulp Fiction is better tho I do need to re-watch it I haven't seen it in years

[Alisae]

Do you at least like inglorious bastards?

this is actually the one film I haven't seen yet tbh.

pedit: You gonna bark all day or are you gonna bite

[Alisae]

and you like Reservoir Dogs so your opinion is invalid

Wow. Do you not like reservoir dogs?

bTW it's not an opinion, it's a fact

Pulp Fiction is better tho I do need to re-watch it I haven't seen it in years

Pulp fiction feels so randommmmm

you are actually wrong

[Alisae]

Like pulp fiction is fun but reservoir dogs is not only a great classic movie, but also by far the best implementation of mafia in cinema

oh THATS why you like it.

[Alisae]

Do you at least like inglorious bastards?

this is actually the one film I haven't seen yet tbh.

pedit: You gonna bark all day or are you gonna bite

It's a really enjoyable movie, IMO. Quite a few intricacies and ironies with no lack of gratification.

i need to revisit it tbh

[Alisae]

Quentin Tarantino is a pretty good director in general, IMO

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood wasn't for me

[Alisae]

Quentin Tarantino is a pretty good director in general, IMO

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood wasn't for me

Agreed.

Hateful 8 also felt like a bit of a waste of my time

i don't exactly remember hateful 8 as well

[Alisae]

and this is why i want to flip bulba instead of flipping pine
if bulba flips scum, then i like pine for town

[Alisae]

god why does Sherlock look so ugly dude

[Alisae]

it actually triggers me

[Alisae]

Dunny, can we kill Pine if Bulba flips town

I mean, Bulb's definitely flipping town and Pine's definitely flipping scum so why do tomorrow what we can just as easily do today?

because im not as sure as you

[Alisae]

zzz

[Alisae]

even i can see it

[Alisae]

There’s a vote count number missing from the following vote count. Why didn’t you see that, Dunn?

I mean
I think he saw it
just didn't make the connection right away

[Alisae]

outed/shaded everyone there

whats the issue with this?

[Alisae]

csgo and other tactical shooters was made for people who aren't good at quake like shooters
and why play those shooters when you can play tf2, the objectively more fun game

[Alisae]

btw
ari is scum
not sure if anyone knew
but now they do

What makes you say this?
As I remind people every game nowadays, I am a low poster who is often disengaged from things and will go multiple prod ranges before posting anything helpful. This is NAI.

In all honesty, I was watching Star Trek: Voyager in my downtime between work shifts. I may go back to that soon actually.

because I’m delusional and want to pretend its ai

[Alisae]

excuse me, role name is literally

masturbating

not masturbation

ok
weird question
not particularly to you Reck since I don't think you would know but

I swear that the survey asks for "4 drugs legal or illicit, real fake, a drug" and I don't see how it fits with the theme?
I'm probably just stupid and missing something tho

[Alisae]

DB

what game was this again

[Alisae]

>_<

[Alisae]

Donnie Brasco. You were obvscum pretty much immediately, which means I don't mind trusting that my ability to read you has degraded too much. Thus, I trust the town read for now.

you realized I was intentionally obvscum in that game right?

[Alisae]

like i didn't understand the setup
but i was objectively trolling my team

[Alisae]

like you did it
you correctly read me as scum when i wanted to be read as scum

[Alisae]

Fair, but the point stands. I don't remember reading you as town when you were scum. I remember having trouble reading you on occasion, but I trust that the read I have is accurate.

Do you disagree that I have a decent record at reading you? Do you think I shouldn't be townreading you here?

no im moreso just complaining that you're basically saying DB is an actual representation of my play

[Alisae]

uh ok those enter posts were weird

[Alisae]

I can't tell if Alisae is scum or purposely dense but I lean the latter

i am always super dense.

[Alisae]

Post a chill song for me to smoke too. Any player that posts a song by the end of 4/22/20 will earn $1.

The challenge lasts from 4/20/20 to 4/22/20 because 4/22 is 4/20 too.

VOTE:

[Alisae]

Also, happy 20/04/2020

ah boy here we go

[Alisae]

ok back to lurking

[Alisae]

if i didn't know any better i would scumread pine here as well tbh

[Alisae]

if i knew for sure bulba was town then pine is def scum tho

[Alisae]

i think its interesting that both lld and pine are anti-reck and lld is pushing pine for it

[Alisae]

pls posit to me a role i could have that involves getting everyone to jerk off other than what ive claimed

The Collectors was

stabbed

! They were...

Spoiler:

Neutral Wincon Jack of All Trades Neighbor

Welcome to Krazy's Post-Apocalypse upick!



You are Arthur Dent, a

neutral wincon jack of all trades

Mech: You may only use or handle one item or ability at night. You can only activate one wincon per day.

DAY-ABILITY: Wincon Activation. During the first 100 hours of each dayphase, you may activate a win condition for the day. You must BOLD the activation code in the main game thread (not in a spoiler). The word "ACTIVATE" must be caps and in bold before the number code.

ACTIVATE: 1142

-- Codename: JESTER -- If you are lynched this day, you win the game.

ACTIVATE: 2269

-- Codename: LYNCHER -- As soon as possible, the mod will assign you a lynch target among living players. This lynch target will be randomly determined and not restricted to alignment. If that player is lynched, you will exit the game as a winner at the end of the dayphase.

ACTIVATE: 33666

-- Codename: UNJESTER -- if you are successfully killed by a night action the following night, you will win the game.

PASSIVE ITEM: You have a solar-powered walkie talkie. So long as it is DAY, you can talk in a neighborhood to any other individuals with a solar-powered walkie talkie on frequency 4815. The following topic will open during the day: https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?f=90&t=81913

Win:

If none of the above win conditions are met, you win with any other faction as a survivor.

Game thread here: https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=81907

Confirm:

Please confirm by responding with your alignment and role name

*Note, only the hydra has access to the neighborhood

*Note, the Collectors did not achieve their wincon

Shit I forgot about that one. Mostly because I never posted. Menalque was supposed to carry us through D1 and we got stabbed N1.

i honestly feel bad for mena

[Alisae]

here are the people who are not masturbating
- me
- pine
- lld
- mariar
- dunnstral

im town
1 of them is town

[Alisae]

like at a minimum there's 2 town in there.

[Alisae]

also this pine is
slightly more committed and caring about d1 compared to pine who serial lurked out multiple d1s and tried to lurk

however i don't think its ai and i think he plays depending on his mood.

i think in general i would like to flip something that would help me understand the game, but I haven't sat down and actually thought about this game yet.

Maybe I'll do it by page 50
/shrug

[Alisae]

i think its interesting that both lld and pine are anti-reck and lld is pushing pine for it

this is a misrep. You are falsely claiming I am <pushing pine for pushing reck> when I have been pushing Pine since the moment I stepped in this game and before he was anti-reck.

Trying to decide if you are scum pushing this narrative or if you are just super arrogant and will use any method to get what you want despite not being half as good as you think you are.

Thinking emoji.

Thats really cool and I don’t really care

[Alisae]

but no seriously

Ali
Maria
Dunn
Pine

All masturbate. Leave me as the only one to not masturbate. If reck leaves the game you know I am scum. If reck does not leave the game, either reck is lying in which case we can lynch reck or reck is telling the truth in which case we can lynch pine.

and if Pine refuses, we can lynch Pine, because whether he is masturbating or dead doesnt matter for this plan

any questions

yeah i don’t believe that you suddenly care about this

[Alisae]

are you stupid or something

mastina claimed she is a third party

who does not win with town

and deos something with an alternate mechanic

that requires all alive twnieos to be masturbating

that is anti town she does ton want or care to lynch scum

we lynch her beaucse she is strictly not town, has claimed as much, adn will not help us.

And has equity to lose su the game.

Remove it.

[Alisae]

cheated

what the fuck are you talking about?

[Alisae]

cheated

what the fuck are you talking about?

Oh so you forgot all about angleshooting in that game?

a had a masonry of katsuki and greyICE
I expressed my feelings about you to GreyICE really early
he said
"Yeah thats because she's probably scum"
and then I lynched you day 1 for it.

[Alisae]

and kats agreed
so we pushed you

[Alisae]

like i explicitly told greyice
"lld feels manipulative"
and his response was
"yeah thats because she's scum"
so I'm cheating for trusting him?????

[Alisae]

who is being toxic here

[Alisae]

or if you are just super arrogant and will use any method to get what you want despite not being half as good as you think you are.

Fucking dumbass. I see you have not improved since you more or less cheated in a game against me last.

[Alisae]

because i called you scum?

[Alisae]

in this game
you decided that i am the same
when i just called you scum
thats it
I started a read on you

pedit: and how does that relate to this game again?

[Alisae]

like
im not interested in engaging with you
only reason why i decide to engage with you is because you described me as a "cheater" which doesn't make sense at all.

[Alisae]

I am pretending it didn't happen because I don't want to guilt trip you.
I felt bad for it the whole game.

[Alisae]

like
im not interested in engaging with you
only reason why i decide to engage with you is because you described me as a "cheater" which doesn't make sense at all.

you literally pre-game faked a guilty on me.

do you not remember this

by page 70-80 something i faked a guilty

[Alisae]

on page 60 or so i endorsed you and the read was one I had even earlier then that.

[Alisae]

i'm pretending it didn't happen, because i want to move on.
it was a thing, it happened, i feel bad for it.
There is literally no reason to just dwell on it.

[Alisae]

i'm pretending it didn't happen, because i want to move on.
it was a thing, it happened, i feel bad for it.
There is literally no reason to just dwell on it.

Part of what you did there was apologize and then immediately renege on those promises.

And I come back a year later and you are still doing the same shit treating people the same way like

I quit for a year because of what you did

I am not over it. I tried to be over it, but see the last page and a half for reasons why I am not.

I get that, and I understand that there is nothing I can do to change that.

[Alisae]

even if there was something i could do, it takes time.
If you see no change after a year, then idunno what to tell ya other then I feel like you're being unfair but justified.
I am very narcissistic.
Have I made any strides to do anything about it?
No I don't know how and I think its gonna take awhile.

[Alisae]

like
honestly
you're right
i am still very narcissitic
i hold grudges
im arrogant, delusional

there hasn't been a change.

Theres your answer.

[Alisae]

again, im not sure how me defending myself validates that and im the one being toxic, but i'm delusional, what do i know

[Alisae]

Now that I think about it, I'm not sure what Pine thinks I've done since then to actively make progress or try to be better.
but I don't remember a conversation where Pine actually talked to me about my "narcissitic tendencies"
I'll give him the benefit of the doubt to say that it happened if it did, my memory is bad.

but to say I made progress I meaaaaaaaaan
I'm aware of it now
thats all
still don't know how to go about doing anything about it.

yeah ima be talking about this all night if I don't get some sleep im out

[Alisae]

E feels like e is playing to an agenda

lol

[Alisae]

Luckily I don’t exactly plan on bringing it up again so...

[Alisae]

I think the turkey is frustrated

[Alisae]

Gun to head town
I haven’t read much of the game

[Alisae]

I think its weird when ur saying I’m pushing an agenda when I’m not even interested in the game but I think after I completely eliminated you as scum I think associating me with “pushing agendas” as scum is fine when I say things like “I want to flip X person first before I flip Y” is fine its just something I do as town a lot as well.

[Alisae]

Like thats actually just my playstyle

[Alisae]

And won

[Alisae]

And somehow did not get lynched d1
Despite how fucking hard you tried to lynch me

[Alisae]

I was going to duel you but then IdiotChan stole that.
You can lead a horse to water but can’t make it drink mean something to you Ali? That town was made of pure idiots.

100% skill

[Alisae]

I’m not going to squabble about this. You got your scum win. I called your team day 1. You fear nightkilled me N1. Everyone did what they were supposed to do to get their pride satisfied. Ok moving on. Do you have any real reads?

no

[Alisae]

Relaaaax turkey, im just pushin ur buttons a little bit. just a tiny bit.

[Alisae]

Why isn’t pine teamed with Bingle again?

[Alisae]

you after observing you

I belong in a museum

[Alisae]

VOTE: pine
Surely nothing could possibly go wrong if I kill this

[Alisae]

ur not scum

[Alisae]

ur a third party!

[Alisae]

No i don’t want to

[Alisae]

well done on the gif but not the pagetop

[Alisae]

ugggggggggggh

fiiiiiiiiiiiine
i'll go after dunn

[Alisae]

i masturbate

i honestly hope this just ends the game and there are strings attached.

[Alisae]

im town kekw

[Alisae]

now obv we wait for a vc

[Alisae]

ok now maria is actually being kinda scummy ngl

[Alisae]

VOTE: maria

[Alisae]

im just gonna beg the mod bc this is like a bastard game so who cares

I don’t care all that much tbh because its a bastard game so relatable