COMRADES! The flames of our righteous town cursade has been relit under the growing shadow of a new dark, sinful scum team! Last time we were successful in the elimination of
Bugsbespray
and the holy conversion of
Humaneatingmonkey
. Now, we must band together in order to stop evil once again! Maybe we can make it a bit more dramatic this time? My holy sacrifice last game got interrupted by you all's self-center and highly narcissistic lynching of HEM. If it was not against our heavenly lord, Mith, agenda I would personally SMITE each on of you for your actions.
But my angelic blood lust is showing isn't it? Bah, let me align the lenses of my supernatural reading glasses and see what we have here...acmh...
Datasni? Datnsani? Dasanai? Datsi!
Oh your face Datsi! Once I thought it afixed to your skull so well, but now I see it is nothing more than a mask. You have been coughing a lot of plem as well. Are you suffering from being cold in your soul? I know thou are cursed to be the leper king, but this is unnatural. It seems other's have caught on, no doubt trying to send you home to your leper colony.
Shiki!
Our noble scribe of the ancient tales of meta! Have though uncover any new secrets about our newest members. Do any reek of heretical knowledge?
Looking sexy as always me! Keep up gods work!
humaneatingmonkey
you better have successfully converted this time. Your entire existence is a cannibalistic abomination, so might as well do some good for once before I finally take you to back of the shed with my 22. Holy Shotgun
Madoka
I.....What was your role again in this? Ah thats right! The NAY sayer! It is always important to have someone say NAY! Do we spare the captives? Nay! Do we stop for the night? Nay! Does anyone want to talk to the better business Bureau about crusaders rights? Nay! Are you still being our Nay sayer?
And the man who was also right about HEM d1,
Hiraki!
You have my sacred decree to be as ruthless as possible in your "faith" evaluations on the rest of the party. If those around us arent being holy, I want to know.
GeorgeBailey
Our Coffee guy! I put up the first supply camp today as I constructed a goat pin. I would like a double expresso stat.
That leaves our two new comers. Honestly, Hoctac and Umlaut, you are going to have to prove your worth on my crusading team. Considering the last scum lords had an evil can of bug spray, logic implies that Umlaut isn't a scummy heretic. Therefore Hoctac, you are on the block!
VOTE: Hoctac