Micro 950: Lovers Mafia

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

vote Tuxedo Mask

100% scum

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Yea you scared

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

he scared cuz he scum

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I like the smell of fear dripping off your fingers

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

btw what r the rules, how many scum are in this game

do the scum get paired as lovers? is it just randomly shuffled

whats the dealio I can't bother to read shit

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

he scared cuz he scum

I think being scared is more townie. You seem really scummy so far. Very happy with my vote on your slot.

Thanks for letting me know you're voting me.

unvote

vote SleepySoul

Die Die Die Die Die

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Should've kept your mouth shut but you revealed yourself.

Prepare to be mauled by an angry bear.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Hey guys, it's my second game! First game is still ongoing in day 1.

My goal this game is to try not to do anything too stupid on day 1.

Super Scummy First Post

Kill this scumbag

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I kinda like bugs, so....

VOTE: bugspray

Horrible Reason for a vote - sooooo scum

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I say we just lynch sleeper and all hi5 each other for a quality D1.

Would that really be quality though? Sounds kinda boring. There should be more drama!

Look at this weak emo defense.

Murder this kid pls

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

K guys, I'm going to be sheeping votato the whole game

Gives up his voting rights because he doesn't want to try to catch scum

probly because he is scum and isn't interesting in finding any bad guys

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Well my only read so far is very slightly scummy on votato for not wanting to claim, so I'm not entirely opposed.

so weak

claims his lover is slightly scummy for some nonsense reason lololol

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I can actually help town by getting myself lynched! Hahaha I like this setup!

I'll help you get lynched

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Guys I've been busy in another game..... based on that game and the PT my town read on votato is pretty strong. I'll try to catch up later.

some BS flip right here on his lover from slight scum to town

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Okay I'll be nice
UNVOTE: khan

But I trust votato's play

p-edit: oh thanks tux, nevermind VOTE: khan

what type of clown unvotes and revotes in the same post

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

But I trust votato.

Literally no reason given for trusting his lover

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I re-read all of SleepyScum's posts in 5 minutes

I don't understand how he is still alive.

I've never seen a more obvious scumbag in my 20 years of playing mafia.

Let's kill this guy go go go

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Sorry Votato but I didn't make you fall in love with a mafia - that shit's on beeboy - but it's in the town's best interests to lynch your badboy love so I need you to vote for him ok thanks

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I feel like you're grasping at straws.... You know the beginning of the game usually contains a lot of non-serious banter, right?

Bro you joined the site 11 days ago and I joined 18 years ago so don't try to give me a lesson on how to play mafia ok? not my fault you got dealt the scum role here.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

why would i defend khan

I'm not a psychic

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

If votato votes on me then he's your scum partner.

rofl if votato was my scum partner I wouldn't be voting you because you dying equals votato my scum partner dying

learn some basic logic before you post nonsense plz

now die scum die

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

if I'm scum and votato is scum I wouldn't vote you, I'd just kill you off in the middle of the night to protect my scumbuddy votato or let you follow him around like a lost puppy since you apparently turned your brain off for this game.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I'm clearly not mafia

i didnt even know there weren't nightkills

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

If Votato is my scumpartner why would I be voting you? You dying is the same as my scumpartner dying.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Sleepersoul

if you want to prove you are a townie

then vote yourself

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Sleepersoul having an epic meltdown right here

watching his entire scum game fall apart in real time when his targetted victim suddenly morphs into an angry bear.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Live Look at SleepySoul Right Now

[img]https://media.tenor.com/images/0081f160 ... /tenor.gif[

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Live Look at SleepySoul Right Now

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Okay, this makes sense, I wasn't thinking about the setup properly. Pooky seems a lot less scummy to me now.

Trying to desperately escape his mauling!!

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

The flip flopping from SleepyScum is hard to follow

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Sleepy I give you one chance to redeem yourself if you're town

pledge your vote to me for all eternity and unvote me

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Khan resigned cuz he's terrible at the game

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I didn't even re-read what he posted but it's probably 99% nonsense if he had to press the bailout in terror button.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I like Pooky for a town lean. I don't like his choice of push

What push do you like?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

UNVOTE:

First good decision you've made all game.

unvote

follow me I got this

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

ok let's do it

vote Drew

Sleepy my Boy let's go!

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

You don't need votato

I'm your new lover now.

Screw that guy

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

look at these creepy evil looking eyes

I dont even need to read his posts

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

@Raya
@SleepySoul
@Votato
@Tuxedo Marx

Let's lynch this bad boi

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

And then when Pooky comes in throwing body punch after body punch to you, you just cave and cower and follow him to the next convenient wagon, because uh oh....you don't have the balls to keep trying to push that wagon.

Real recognize real

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

in what fantasy world do you not change your mind when it's obvious the person you're voting is the towniest town to ever play this game

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

This is aggressive Drew btw, I may end up dying toDay, but I want to make sure I see you in hell as well.

Pre Edit: lol stealing my line, kinda like that.

And why should your lover automatically town read you? Or vice versa.

Unless your lover is scum THE HAVE NO IDEA IF YOU ARE TOWN OR NOT.

But let's keep chatting, you are exposing yourself more and more.

This is aggressive Drew btw, I may end up dying toDay, but I want to make sure I see you in hell as well.Pre Edit: lol stealing my line, kinda like that.And why should your lover automatically town read you? Or vice versa.Unless your lover is scum THE HAVE NO IDEA IF YOU ARE TOWN OR NOT.But let's keep chatting, you are exposing yourself more and more.

Lot of talk for somebody who isn't even voting sleepersoul

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I missed it because he spammed so much nonsense in there

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

guys real talk let's lynch Drew already

he's caught like a deer in the headlights

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

seriously I am so lit right now I think I got this game nailed solid

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I missed it because he spammed so much nonsense in there

Hi pot, my name's kettle.

Bro none of my posts go past 3 lines. I just TLDR your shit cuz I don't do mafia that way

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

This game's been going on for 3 days now.

that's 2 days too many - let's lynch drew and get it CRACKING

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Real talk the average time my mafia games take is about 15 minutes. I'm a real time player, let's go go go where my players at

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

We good Sleepy

get votato to come lynch drew already ok thx

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I've already solved this game

enjoy dying scumbag

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Pooky what are your thoughts on Votato?
Also I thought you thought sleepy was scum?

When sleepy bent the knee I took mercy on him

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

and 70% of me taking mercy on him was you telling me he wasn't a good push

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Drew you here?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Drew up to 85% scum keep digging bro

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I'm reading about this setup now

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

hush noob I got this

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

it's gonna take me like 5 minutes to figure out the optimal way to play this setup i didnt know this was open setup

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

ok huddle around guys it's galaxy brain time

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I literally solved this setup in 2 minutes but I had to spend 5 minutes looking for a decent galaxy brain image to meme with

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

This setup has a history of 30% town wins - https://wiki.mafiascum.net/index.php?title=True_Love

That's ATROCIOUS compared to what the actual town win rate should be if you played it completely randomly - just pick a random team, lynch all the other teams you'd win 50% of the time - since the probability of picking a town team is like 50%,

So instead of trying to figure who is scum, let's just figure out who is town. If we are 100% sure that 1 team is definitely 100% town - we can just lynch all 3 other teams and win the game if we're right.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

but honestly that's probably not as fun as lynching drew and watching him squeal

so let's just lynch drew.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

sleeper do you actually have a reason for thinking votato is town or scum? Like I have a list of things that my lover bugspray has done and I just add/minus points based on what he does in the future.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I agree if Raya is mafia she's a god at this game

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Drew x Khan scum

Like Bugspray suspecting me of being scum is why I think he's probably town - doesn't make sense to believe your lover is scum if you're scum, though he might be gambitting.


However Bugspray was playing a private chess game with Genghis Khan in his PT - and Bugspray used the Sicilian defense - and we all know Sicilians are all Mafia.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Now, I am looking at this through my eyes, but lynching me also gets rid of someone basically universally town read(a valuable thing in this set up) and leaves a lover pair(sleeper/votato) with lots of suspicion behind them.

who you talking about?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

wow Raya is your lover?

Can I switch with you

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

if someone as amazing as raya is willing to commit suicide to lynch you, you gotta be scum

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

the thought of raya dying makes me sad

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

why did you have to turn to a life of crime Drew?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Raya before you go pls find drew's evil mafia partner for us too ok? thanks <3

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

this is a pretty dire situation huh

do we keep scumbag Drew alive just to preserve our sparkling heroine Raya to lead us

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

if drew was town we'd 100% win this game easy


too bad he's scum

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

sleeper i'm afraid your buddy votato is probly scum since he won't lynch his scumbuddy drew with us

so tommorrow gonna have to ask you to make the ultimate sacrifice for us ok?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

fuck equity, just lynch scum

Or listen to someone who has experience in this setup.

Lol Experience - town only won 30% of the time or about half as likely as they should win - so if there's any experience it's bad experience

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Sleeper a fucking G I love it

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

sleeper i'm afraid your buddy votato is probly scum since he won't lynch his scumbuddy drew with us

so tommorrow gonna have to ask you to make the

ultimate sacrifice

for us ok?

I'm actually tearing up because I watched

https://youtu.be/bvouc8Qs_MI?t=62

earlier

God Save the Queen

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Has bugspray been fairly active in the PT?

there's like 10 posts total in our PT

the last 2 posts are me intro-ing myself to him as his new lover and asking all friendly like what's up

and he responds to me with something along the lines of fuck off i think you're scum so i won't talk to you

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

this is really messed up

Drew got the hot super townie lover

and I got the crazy psycho lover who can't form a complete sentence

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

fuck equity, just lynch scum

Or listen to someone who has experience in this setup.

Lol Experience - town only won 30% of the time or about half as likely as they should win - so if there's any experience it's bad experience

I was scum the other times I played.

If you think i'm gonna let you continue your scum winning streak you must be nuts

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I mean I can see how pooky's posts could be interpreted as garbage. That was my first reaction. But pooky is town.

preach

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Flip. I'm alright with the push target, but scum lean on mr pork

that's a funny insult coming from horseface over here

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

votato has been quiet in the PT so I hope he's coming up with something really townie to post here

This is what I was getting at.

You have this heavenly sent townread on votato, yet you keep expressing doubt in it at every turn.

A townie is filled with doubt and terror that he may be sleeping with a bad guy

Sleeper a real G

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Expect half of the context/the rest of the quotes that you cut out explains sleeper's posts better.

I don't do context

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

One of your points against sleeper was that he gave his vote to votato. Upon pressuring him, you demand that they give you access to their vote and sheep you?

Cuz I'm 100% Town and I will lead you guys to the promised land

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

This is a bowl. It represents your skull.

You see how there is nothing in it? This symbolizes the clownfestia going on right now. Logic had gone out the window a long time ago. I suggest filling it with something like soup.

This was brought to you by the English major gang

I have 3x your posts and I've only been playing for 4 hours - you've been playing for 4 days and gotten nowhere. Sit down and follow my vote, I'll show you how to win this game.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

don't worry sleeper

I'm your new lover now

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

holden is such a donkey i can't bring myself to read his posts I like fall asleep when I'm about 4 words in

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

if drew flips scum holden is like 75% his scumbuddy

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

actually holden could just be a terrible town player

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

let's lynch scumDrew already guys what r we waiting for

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

let's lynch scumDrew already guys what r we waiting for

I will go find the mod and have him change my alignment, so then maybe you get your wish.

there's no way you're town

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I don't do cases

I smell scum through the computer

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

@drew, my bad I totally messed up what I was saying. I meant "I don't think Drew is scum. So if we all assume that for a moment, who Is it?" My bad.

if drew/raya aren't scum, we should just lynch every other team and town wins. you wanna do that?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

btw this game is easy, just figure out 1 townpair and lynch everyone else and the game is over

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

actually I have an idea

let's all vote for our favorite townpair of players

whichever townpair gets the most votes gets to live happily ever after and everyone else dies.

if that townpair is actually double town the entire town wins

easy peasy

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

and you can't vote for your own pair as town ofc

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

You can't find scum, how the hell are you gonna find town?

way easier to find town than scum noob

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I don't hate that idea.

Pre Edit: Than why are you bad at it?

Keep wiggling scumDrew

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I think Holden and I are the pure group.

can't vote for yourself

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

well if every1 agrees TuxedoHolden gets to live together happily ever after we can just lynch everyone else and get this game over with

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

PureVote Count So Far:

2 TuxedoHolden (Drew, Raya)

need everyone else to vote

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

this game is hilarious

why isn't drew dead yet?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

this game is hilarious

why isn't drew dead yet?

Because not everyone here is an idiot.

Pre Edit: This setup makes it very difficult to win if your faction doesn't get the desired lynch on D1.

Such an Obvscum comment

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Guys I suck as scum. Check my scum games if you don't believe me. It's almost embarrassing. When I'm town I'm usually obvtown

Can you link to some? This post feels weird when I'm the only one pressuring you.

Also, @Drew if the day 1 lynch does matter so much, then wouldn't it make sense for scum!Ray to sacrifice themselves day 2 to secure it? Especially if the alternative seems to be them dying day 1?

Yo why bother pressuring Ray who has no votes when you can lynch Ray if you just help me vote off Drew

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I think Bugspray is town because they said some nonsense about their lover being scum.

But they're busy playing chess with me in the PT and won't post here so that's kinda scummy. It's like 50/50 RN

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

My townteam is TuxedoHolden, I'm too lazy to read this game and Raya seems smart and thinks you two are obvtown so I can just blame her if things go bad

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Yo why bother pressuring Ray who has no votes when you can lynch Ray if you just help me vote off Drew

That's a fair point, but I don't feel like lynching anyone right now. I'll hammer drew to kill Ray if I feel it is needed, but right now I'm okay questioning things. Also I minimum want to wait till Holden returns. I think he'll either agree with me strongly or want a divorce.

What are we waiting for? If we drag this out the scum won't just give up and reveal themselves. let's get on with the lynchy lynch

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Inventing what? I literally am describing how each faction should optimally play D1 when Tux was saying a potential scumRay could throw her scum buddy under the bus toDay.

Please explain what you mean by 'inventing'?

Keep Digging Your own Grave Scum-Scum

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Starting to think this is a meme account......never saw you around before this game.

And I have an older account.

yea I made a meme account 17 years ago to come troll you today

good theory bro

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

TuxedoBro

if you really think Ray is scum, just vote Drew

let's go.

I want to see if Raya will actually hammer her lover

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Actually, I should say a troll account......beginning to think he is just trolling and doesn't care about the game.

I don't care about this game but I'm #1 post count here and I've only been playing for 5 hours. pls you clowning now

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

That's a horrible idea. don't trust me that much! Lol

I believe in you

after we lynch ScumDrew, we will lynch ScumVotato and if I'm wrong about one of those I will hammer myself so TuxedoHolden can live on happily ever after

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

{Votato, Drew, Pooky/Bug} is my order rn

raya do you still think drew is scum?

Stay Strong Sleepy.

Don't let ScumDrew scare you with his BS

he's literally a scum caught on the hook trying to desperately get off

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

IE you just joined in to troll......awesome.

I'm not trolling

i'm lynching you because you're scum

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

if the town don't listen to me and end up losing I don't really care

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

IE you just joined in to troll......awesome.

I'm not trolling

i'm lynching you because you're scum

First game in 9 years?

99% of the mafia games I play are realtime - this mode is way too slow for me

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Just occurred to me that all scenarios include Pooky or Bugs as scum... so why not lynch there then decide between votato and drew after we get that info?

VOTE: Pooky

This is a terrible idea Raya

but I mean Bugs could be scum so whatever I won't mind if you guys still end up losing when drew-scum wins that'll be hilarious tho haha

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I'd be willing to fight drew to the death 1v1 in a game of chance just to prove to ya'all he's scum

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

look at that scumDrew go off

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I will literally hammer myself if you guys promise to lynch scumDrew tommorrow for me

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

ok let's do it loser leads his own lynch wagon?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Ray and Sleeper both pivoting to Pooky is pinging the heck out of me. Pooky and Drew how do you feel about it?

Also Mini 2140 is warping my brain. All I glossed was MT had balls of steel for their gambit with Rampage.

Drew is voting me so it's pretty obv he's scum at this point

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

ok let's do it loser leads his own lynch wagon?

I have a strong jaw, and a quick hook.

Bring it.

I will roll a d6,

Odds you die
Even I die

Deal?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

it will look like this

Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (5) = 5

Next one will be for real - life and death

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

is that allowed
what if you play chess instead

Don't be scared loverboy

I am the best dice roller in the world

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Yeah, well everything he's done is apparently obv scum. I'm going to need you to find a different note on that keyboard of yours. How do you feel about Sleeper?

Sleeper 100% town, no way he promises to help me lynch votato tommorrow if he's scum

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

ScumDrew FEELING SHOOK RIGHT NOW

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I've cracked the game wide open

Drew literally begging the mod to get him out of this situation

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

100% Drew is busy PMing Beeboy and begging him to dis-allow dice rolls

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

oh snap that's like one of the rules huh

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

didn't even notice the mod disallowed randomization

oh you're so lucky drew

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Drew since there's no randomization allowed we can play chess for life/death instead I think.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

or you guys can just trust me and lynch Drew-Scum

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

this is mafia

to fight to the death against a scum.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

{Votato, Drew, Pooky/Bug} is my order rn

raya do you still think drew is scum?

Yes. I'd be willing to go drew or votato although I'd prefer votato rn

Drew and Votato are the 2 scum, why would you lynch me first

this is nonsense

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Where did every1 go

my PT chess thread is more active than this game right now

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Let's lynchity lynch lynch already

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

my bad boss

won't happen again

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

lol I'm 1 away from getting lynched by the obvscum Doctor Drew

Hilarious

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

if i'm scum where's my scum partner? did he fall asleep or something?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.p ... #p11298367

Btw this is a funny post from the other Lover's Game I found that DD played in. look at that, same thing happened this game, DD as Obvscum leads a lynchwagon of a townie who calls him out as obvscum but everyone ignores him.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

After I flip town you guys better lynch Doctor Drew for being obvscum- if you don't you're just bad players lolol

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=129kuDCQtHs

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i wouldn't have 4 votes on me if i were scum.

whoever is town voting me needs to change their vote and stop being trash.

This is a good line from the other game so I'll steal it

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

rofl i'm reading Prince of Renais ISO from the other game right now as he tries to lynch Drew-Scum and he sounds exactly like me hahahahaha


https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.p ... er_sort=Go

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Seriously guys lynch Drew, this is the most obv-scum in the history of the site.

if he's town I will hammer myself tommorrow

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Reading this other game literally has me laughing so hard right now.

If Drew can puill off 2 wins in a row playing the most obvscum mafia lover ever hahahahahaha

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Why wouldn't I search your meta are you retarded or something?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

literally playing against the most transparent obvscum on the site and he has me at L-1 . Town needs to wake up and unvote me and vote this obvscum Drew

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I have 152 posts in this game and it hasn't even been 12 hours since I replaced in, there's no fucking way I'm scum. you guys need to get a clue

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

@ Raya

https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?f=94&t=81024


this is Drew's PT from the last lovers game.

just letting you know what type of snake you're in bed with

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

You didn't do it before, even when I mentioned I had experience in this set up.

You only waited until you were L-1.

You mean I did more research into you after you voted me? Gee I wonder why I would do that!?!?!?!? LOL

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

rofl you're a joke kid

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Bask in the glory of how to play as scum.....because you clearly need guidance Pooky.

DrewScum is literally laughing at the town for being so dumb that they won't lynch him as he plays super obvscum in another lovers game,

you guys need to take your blinders off and lynch this guy or you just deserve to lose

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I just can't get over how funny this situation is

in the last Lovers Game DrewScum plays in, he plays TERRIBLY gets called out by Prince of Renais as obvscum, the town is retarded and follows DrewScum into lynching Prince and Prince on his literal lynchbed just has it and lynches himself and tells the town to stop being retards and lynch the obvscum Drew.

The town ignores Prince and promptly loses the next day because they're total fucking idiots lolololol.

And to cap it off DrewScum is literally doing it again.

Honestly I don't even care at this point if you guys lynch me. You guys want to lose go ahead.

Drew is scum That's where my vote stays. If he flips town I will hammer myself tommorrow. Bank it.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

How about you read the whole game that you linked?

And I am serious, after this game ends I can teach you, the actual scum, how to play this setup.

It's the least I could do.

Please bro, there's no way you're town.

Because there's no way a decent town player could possibly believe I am scum. I literally subbed in less than 12 hours ago and went to Post count 1 within 4 hours. Scum don't play like that.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Show me a single game on this site where a scum player subs in and posts 100+ posts inside 12 hours. That's not how scum play mafia. Scum do sneaky shit and manipulate and fucking hide.

I don't play that way. I'm the towniest town that ever towned at this game and if you guys lynch me you're pretty much braindead.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Reading Prince of Renais posts from the other lovers game and fucking feeling it hahaha:


https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.p ... #p11290718
https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.p ... #p11290725
https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.p ... #p11290751

and this absolute gem:

https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.p ... #p11298367

You guys need to not make the same mistake the last town made. Lynch drew-scum and this game is so easy I gurantee we win this.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

How about you read the whole game that you linked?

And I am serious, after this game ends I can teach you, the actual scum, how to play this setup.

It's the least I could do.

Please bro, there's no way you're town.

Because there's no way a decent town player could possibly believe I am scum. I literally subbed in less than 12 hours ago and went to Post count 1 within 4 hours. Scum don't play like that.

The offer is still on the table.......clearly you saw how good I am at scum in this setup.

I won't even charge you anything.

But, and I know how crazy this sounds, maybe Bug is scum if you arent?

ROFL YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT DUDE HAHAHA

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

DrewScum literally votes me, posts all this shit about how I should learn to play scum like him since i'm scum in this game and now he's saying maybe Bug is scum.

If I'm scum then bug can't be scum DUUUUH BUT YOU KNOW IM NOT SCUM BECAUSE YOU ARE SCUM

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

But, and I know how crazy this sounds, maybe Bug is scum if you arent?

This is the biggest scumslip scumDrew could possibly make.

He knows I'm not scum, he's already let it slip that he knows I ain't scum in this post.

Think about it, why would DrewScum even say that above quote to me UNLESS HE REALLY BELIEVES I'M TOWN.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

If you guys don't turn around and unvote me after DrewScum literally let it slip that he believes I'm town but is voting me anyway because "maybe bug is scum" then you guys really need to get your heads examined

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

After Prince of Renais self-hammers because he's tired of dealing with the retarded town in the other game who refuse to follow him on Drew, he gave them some advice:

https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.p ... #p11298384
https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.p ... #p11298389
https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.p ... #p11298404


He literally committed suicide in order to prove his own towniness so that the town would then go lynch Obvscum Dr. Drew.

But the idiot townies instead chose not to lynch Drew and lose the game instead.

Don't be like the idiots in that other game. Vote Drewscum out today thanks.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

DrewScum literally votes me, posts all this shit about how I should learn to play scum like him since i'm scum in this game and now he's saying maybe Bug is scum.

If I'm scum then bug can't be scum DUUUUH BUT YOU KNOW IM NOT SCUM BECAUSE YOU ARE SCUM

You are literally either the dumbest person on this site, or as I said before, just trolling.

You are not even considering that, in a situation that you are town, that maybe Bug is scum.

I actually did consider it multiple times. I thought hey it's not even that bad to be lynched cuz my buddy bug might be scum.

But you're 100% obvscum so way better to lynch you instead.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

DrewScum literally votes me, posts all this shit about how I should learn to play scum like him since i'm scum in this game and now he's saying maybe Bug is scum.

If I'm scum then bug can't be scum DUUUUH BUT YOU KNOW IM NOT SCUM BECAUSE YOU ARE SCUM

You are literally either the dumbest person on this site, or as I said before, just trolling.

You are not even considering that, in a situation that you are town, that maybe Bug is scum.

You're a terrible player and if the town was even remotely paying attention you'd be lynched by now.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

DrewScum literally votes me, posts all this shit about how I should learn to play scum like him since i'm scum in this game and now he's saying maybe Bug is scum.

If I'm scum then bug can't be scum DUUUUH BUT YOU KNOW IM NOT SCUM BECAUSE YOU ARE SCUM

You are literally either the dumbest person on this site, or as I said before, just trolling.

You are not even considering that, in a situation that you are town, that maybe Bug is scum.

If bug was scum you wouldn't be voting me because you wouldn't want your mafia lover Bug to die on D1. Learn to logic 101 noobscum

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I don't understand how you can be this terrible at this game and actually win

do people not know how to read scum anymore

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

and if bug was your mafia buddy he wouldn't have voted you

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Drew literally the scummiest scum to ever scum at this game.

can we lynch him already guys? cmon this is an open and shut game

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Guys I really don't know how to express how obvious DrewScum is.

Look at these quotes:

And I am serious, after this game ends I can teach you, the actual scum, how to play this setup.

But, and I know how crazy this sounds, maybe Bug is scum if you arent?

So 1 post he says I'm actually scum,

2 minutes later he's asking me to consider my lover to be scum.

If I'm scum - my lover can't be scum, so there's no way it makes sense for Drew to ask me to consider my lover Bug to be scum if he thinks I'm scum.

He's basically telling me hey don't fight being lynched so hard, maybe your lover is scum... which means he knows that I'm TOWN - since the ONLY WAY I would even consider my lover being scum is if I am TOWN.

DrewScum the most blatantly obvious scum ever.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

People are asleep, you're just screaming into the void. Also spamming empty insults into the thread is how you're inflating your ost count. It isn't actually a townie look.

I'm 100% town, you'd have to be insane to think I could possibly be scum at this point.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

alright gnight

hope you guys wake up and unvote and lynch drew thanks

and if for some reason I get lynched

after i flip town pls lynch drew tommorrow thanks don't be like the dumb townies in the other game who let drew walk all over them

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

there's a good chance I'm going to get mislynched.

there's a really good chance that my partner bug is also town so when we flip, it will be t-t flip

that means you need all 4 town votes to lynch drew-scum tommorrow.


so in the words of Prince of Renais my new hero:

"whether it's scum or town, speedlynch Doctor Drew slot tomorrow"

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

man drew got me so worked up I can't even sleep

I'm really town guys

let's lynch drew ok? thx

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

good point

welcome to the good team

can u unvote me now pls

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

thank god i can go to sleep now

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

What happened to being fine hammering yourself?

i already said if Drew flips town I hammer myself tommorrow no problem

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

can't say the same for Bugs. And by PoE one of you has a very high chance of being scum. Also if you have 17 years of experience I'm sure you're great at posting a lot as scum

I don't post a lot as scum - I sit back and let townies murder each other and manipulate. I only get hyper active when I'm town

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I really want Pooky and Bug lynched today guys and I think the traction pulling away from them suggests their buddy going after someone else.

Drew and votato/sleeper are extremely unlikely to be buddies. Holden/Tuxedo are very likely to be pure. So that means bugs and pooky contain 1 scum. Think about it

I will get Holden/Tuxedo to the promised land, you need to get your vote on your scumbuddy-drew

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

like you got Prince of Renais to hammer himself last game and then the town just let you waltz to a win? hell no

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

besides I'm at 3 votes so I can't even hammer myself. You're at 4 votes, if you want me dead just hammer yourself. If you flip town I 100% lead the lynch-wagon on myself tommorrow. Book it

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

100% Drew-Scum doesn't hammer himself because he knows he will flip scum and look like a fool

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Need somebody to put the hammer down on Drew-Scum

Let's go!

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

wow drew probably the worst town I've ever seen play this game. Raya really deserved a better love.

vote Pooky

let's get it done

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

there's a chance votato and bugspray are the 2 scum.

Raya and Drew both said Holden/Tuxedo are guranteed pure-town and I know they're both town players so if the solve is wrong it's on them not me

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Are you really that convinced Spray is scum? Or Holden and I are town? Or do you just like throwing games?

how would I know anything about bugspray

he doesnt talk here and he doesnt talk in our PT all he does is play chess with me.

If he's town he obv doesn't care about this game lolol

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

if we're all agreed that TuxedoHolden is pure-town let's do it

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

does it matter what order we kill me/votato in

if it''s decided that TuxedoHolden live to the end we gotta kill Votato and Me anyway to get there

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I don't want to rush through this day though.

why no

the end result is going to be TuxedoHolden living at the end

if they are pure-town we win

if one of them is scum we lose.

let's lynchity lynch and see where the cards lie

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

ngl this game is straight

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

true

i gotta give Drew that.

even though he was a misguided townie he put up a good fight

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

when you use

don't put the link in between the tags, just put what is after v=

so in your example it would be oAatPPEaZDA

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

@bugspray

say something funny to increase your pair's fun equity.

bugspray doesn't do funny

he's the silent grouchy type

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

yo if you guys just woke up and don't want to read through 10 pages of me and drew fighting, here's a summary:



he dead now

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

What's with the cockiness? We were wrong, extremely so.

He came at the King and he missed

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Well, posts like this make me feel better about Holden.

lol sleepysoul is like a mirror, he just reflects whoever posted last before him

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I'm vetoing the holden/tuxedo dream town team carry plan btw.

Something isnt right about the gamestate and I need to interrogate my lover because I'm not as sold on him being town yet.

Can people give me reasons they town read him beyond PoE?

Drew and Raya both said TuxedoHolden was 100% PureTown so if we let them live happily ever after and it turns out this is wrong, I have some ammo when I tell Drew he's a bad player post-game.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

honestly sometimes I have trouble distinguishing between my own emotions and the emotions of others