What Killed Jake The Wolfie?

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #0 (isolation #0) » Sat May 29, 2021 4:16 pm

Hey all! If you are hearing this, it means I have died. It is up to you to figure out who did it!

I have left you my last Journal (2nd drawer, next to the mini pentagram) which should have notes to summon me in case I die.

The rules are simple:

You may ask me any question, and any amount of questions. I will never provide false information, but I may provide no information at all.
After page 2, you may submit (via PM or Discord DM) one of 3 things which relate to my death: Person, Place, and Weapon.
If your submission is incorrect by 1 item, I will reply back with "Incorrect". If your submission is entirely correct, you win.
I will provide hints from time to time if you seem to be on the wrong track, or are lost.

Now, What Killed Jake The Wolfie?

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #2 (isolation #1) » Sat May 29, 2021 4:33 pm

In post 1, Ircher wrote:
Was what killed you living or not living?

Was the place you were killed real or fictional?

Was the thing that killed you real or imaginary?

Living.
Fictional.
Real.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #5 (isolation #2) » Mon May 31, 2021 6:00 am

In post 3, Ircher wrote:
Was your killer you born before 1800 or after 1800?

Was the place you were killed from a story or not?

Was what killed you found in most kitchens?

In post 4, Sirius9121 wrote:
Was the killer a Mafiascum player?
Is the place you were killed in Mafiascum.net?
Was what killed you related to Mafia?

After.
Yes.
No.
No.
No.
Tangentially, Yes.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #7 (isolation #3) » Mon May 31, 2021 11:29 pm

In post 6, Sirius9121 wrote:
Is the killer american?
Is the place you were killed in america?
Was what killed you probably produced in America?

No.
No.
No.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #9 (isolation #4) » Tue Jun 01, 2021 3:13 am

In post 8, Sirius9121 wrote:
Is the killer either Japanese or Chinese?
Is the place you were killed in Japan or China?
Was what killed you probably produced in Japan or China?

No.
No.
No.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #10 (isolation #5) » Tue Jun 01, 2021 3:14 am

I will give you a massive hint:

I did not die on Earth, or near (<1 Lightyear) Earth.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #12 (isolation #6) » Tue Jun 01, 2021 1:23 pm

In post 11, Sirius9121 wrote:
Does the killer live in the Milky Way?
Is the place you were killed in the Milky Way?
Was what killed you probably produced in The Mily Way?

No
No
No

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #14 (isolation #7) » Tue Jun 01, 2021 4:05 pm

In post 13, Ircher wrote:
Was where you were killed from the book Nineteen Eighty-Four?

No.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #17 (isolation #8) » Wed Jun 02, 2021 12:26 am

In post 15, Ircher wrote:
What science fiction novels/stories have you recently read? (Within past decade.)

In post 16, Sirius9121 wrote:
Does the killer live in the this universe?
Is the place you were killed in this universe?
Was what killed you probably produced in this universe?

No Answer
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #20 (isolation #9) » Sat Jun 05, 2021 3:13 am

In post 18, Farren wrote:Were you murdered? (Did a sentient being specifically act in such a fashion as to deliberately and knowingly cause your death?)

In post 19, Sirius9121 wrote:
Does the killer know magic?
Were you killed in outer space?
Was what killed you related to magic closely?

Yes.
No.
No.
No.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #22 (isolation #10) » Sat Jun 05, 2021 4:41 pm

In post 21, lendunistus wrote:
Were you hanged?

No.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #24 (isolation #11) » Sat Jun 05, 2021 5:03 pm

In post 23, Farren wrote:How well did you know your murderer?

I created them.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #26 (isolation #12) » Sat Jun 05, 2021 5:16 pm

In post 25, Sirius9121 wrote:What year were you killed in?

No Answers

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #28 (isolation #13) » Sat Jun 05, 2021 5:25 pm

In post 27, Farren wrote:How many sentient beings participated in your murder?

1

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #30 (isolation #14) » Sat Jun 05, 2021 5:47 pm

In post 29, Sirius9121 wrote:Did any kinds of artificial intellegence participate in your murder directly?

No.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #33 (isolation #15) » Sun Jun 06, 2021 11:17 am

In post 31, StrangerCoug wrote:Is it possible to produce the weapon that killed you on Earth using the technology currently available to Earth?

In post 32, StrangerCoug wrote:Were you killed within the Laniakea Supercluster?

Yes.
No.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #35 (isolation #16) » Sun Jun 06, 2021 2:20 pm

In post 34, Farren wrote:Is it possible to produce (or reproduce) the sentient being that murdered you (or a member of that being's species) on Earth, using the technology currently available on Earth?

No.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #38 (isolation #17) » Sun Jun 06, 2021 4:01 pm

In post 36, StrangerCoug wrote:Could I acquire the weapon used to kill you for less than $1,000?
Can the murderer travel faster than light, either on their own or with the help of a vehicle they have access to?

No
No

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #39 (isolation #18) » Sun Jun 06, 2021 4:02 pm

Hint time!

The most important answer so far is "I created them"

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #42 (isolation #19) » Sun Jun 06, 2021 5:37 pm

In post 40, StrangerCoug wrote:When you created the sentient being that killed you, did you grant them any superhuman powers?
Did you create others of the same species as the sentient being that killed you?
Were you killed in a place you created?

In post 41, Farren wrote:Are you a divine being?

No.
Not yet.
Yes.
No.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #45 (isolation #20) » Sun Jun 06, 2021 11:31 pm

In post 43, Farren wrote:Was your murderer organic, or mostly organic?

In post 44, Sirius9121 wrote:
Do you have any offspring?

Yes
No

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #48 (isolation #21) » Mon Jun 07, 2021 2:16 am

In post 46, StrangerCoug wrote:Does the place you created in which you were killed observe the same physical laws as this universe?

In post 47, Sirius9121 wrote:Is gravity in the place you were killed?
Did you, in any point of this game, lie?

Yes.
?
No.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #50 (isolation #22) » Mon Jun 07, 2021 2:20 am

In post 49, Sirius9121 wrote:Were you on a planet when you were killed.

Yes.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #55 (isolation #23) » Mon Jun 07, 2021 2:35 am

In post 51, Sirius9121 wrote:Did anything other living organism exist on the planet besides you and your creation/reason of death?

In post 52, Sirius9121 wrote:Would anything in this game make you lie?

In post 53, StrangerCoug wrote:Did you create the entire planet on which you were killed?
Can there reasonably be measured a distance between Earth and the planet on which you were killed?
Were you killed by throwing or shooting any type of projectile at you?

In post 54, Sirius9121 wrote:Can your killer fly?
Could fire therotically exist in the place you were killed?

Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
Yes.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #58 (isolation #24) » Mon Jun 07, 2021 3:54 am

In post 56, StrangerCoug wrote:If an Earthling were to see a picture of the sentient being that killed you, would the Earthling be likely to recognize the sentient being as sentient or probably sentient?

In post 57, Sirius9121 wrote:Does your killer have blood?

Yes
Yes

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #60 (isolation #25) » Mon Jun 07, 2021 6:37 am

In post 59, StrangerCoug wrote:Were you shot?
Can humans survive without special accommodations on the planet on which you were killed?

Yes.
No.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #62 (isolation #26) » Mon Jun 07, 2021 9:44 am

In post 61, StrangerCoug wrote:What special accommodations would be necessary for humans to survive on the planet on which you were killed?
Were you shot with a projectile that exists ready-made on Earth?

They would need specialized suits, food, water, and their own suppy of oxygen.
Yes.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #64 (isolation #27) » Mon Jun 07, 2021 9:47 am

In post 63, StrangerCoug wrote:Did the shot compromise any of the accommodations you just described to an extent sufficient to cause your death, and if so, was such compromise the primary cause of such death?

No.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #66 (isolation #28) » Mon Jun 07, 2021 9:53 am

In post 65, StrangerCoug wrote:Were you shot with a firearm?
Were you shot with a weapon that exists ready-made on Earth?

Yes.
Yes.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #68 (isolation #29) » Mon Jun 07, 2021 10:09 am

In post 67, StrangerCoug wrote:Would an American be accustomed to a police officer and/or a hunter being armed with the murder weapon?

Yes.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #70 (isolation #30) » Mon Jun 07, 2021 4:16 pm

In post 69, StrangerCoug wrote:Is the murderer humanoid?

Yes.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #72 (isolation #31) » Mon Jun 07, 2021 6:00 pm

In post 71, StrangerCoug wrote:Does the murderer use binary pronouns?
Did the murderer have help from any conspirators?
How did the murderer come to acquire the weapon used to kill you?

Yes.
No.
Capitalism.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #74 (isolation #32) » Mon Jun 07, 2021 6:09 pm

In post 73, Farren wrote:What currency did the murderer use when acquiring the murder weapon?

Zinc.oin

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #76 (isolation #33) » Tue Jun 08, 2021 1:50 am

In post 75, StrangerCoug wrote:Does your murderer use the pronoun "he"?
Was the murderer employed at the time of your death?

Yes.
Yes?

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #78 (isolation #34) » Tue Jun 08, 2021 9:55 am

In post 77, StrangerCoug wrote:Would a drawing of your killer look out of place if uploaded to FurAffinity?

Yes.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #80 (isolation #35) » Tue Jun 08, 2021 2:17 pm

In post 79, Farren wrote:On a scale of 0-10, how closely does your killer resemble Frankenstein's Monster?

0

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #82 (isolation #36) » Tue Jun 08, 2021 2:54 pm

In post 81, Zyla wrote:On a scale of 0-10, how closely does your killer resemble you?

0

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #84 (isolation #37) » Tue Jun 08, 2021 4:04 pm

In post 83, StrangerCoug wrote:Does your killer's species have a lifespan comparable to that of humans?

No answer.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #86 (isolation #38) » Wed Jun 09, 2021 5:47 am

In post 85, Sirius9121 wrote:What letter does the murderer's name start with?

M

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #88 (isolation #39) » Wed Jun 09, 2021 7:59 am

In post 87, StrangerCoug wrote:Does the planet on which you were killed have at least one continent and at least one ocean?

Yes.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #90 (isolation #40) » Wed Jun 09, 2021 10:31 am

In post 89, StrangerCoug wrote:How many of each does your killer's culture recognize on his planet?

No answer.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #92 (isolation #41) » Wed Jun 09, 2021 4:34 pm

In post 91, StrangerCoug wrote:Are there multiple climate zones on the planet on which your killer lives?

Not Really.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #93 (isolation #42) » Fri Jun 11, 2021 7:12 pm

This will probably be the biggest hint I give:

The weapon, person, and location were made by me.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #95 (isolation #43) » Sat Jun 12, 2021 3:55 am

In post 94, Zyla wrote:Did this happen in your imagination?

No.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #97 (isolation #44) » Sat Jun 12, 2021 9:11 am

In post 96, StrangerCoug wrote:Did you create more than one of the weapon used to killed you?

No.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #98 (isolation #45) » Sat Jun 12, 2021 9:14 am

In post 93, Jake The Wolfie wrote:This will probably be the biggest hint I give:

The weapon, person, and location were made by me.

I think you need to hover a bit more on this hint.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #100 (isolation #46) » Sat Jun 12, 2021 11:48 am

In post 99, StrangerCoug wrote:Do all three of the weapon, person, and location appear on that Tumblr page?

Yes.