Newbie 2068 | Lofi Beats to Play Mafia To | Game Over

[Cook]

CRASH

The skylight breaks open.

Down on a bungee cord, Cook comes sailing down in all her majesty. Into an earpiece, he responds to someone, "

See what I told you? It worked,

" before addressing the rest of the shocked patrons.

Okay, first of all, very rude initial vote on me. Second, VFP, you've played with me before, I was just running the game. Sorry about the misgame by the way. And the infrequent votecounts.

it was my first time, okay?

Now, to the rest of you. Hello, I'm

Cook

, and I play Mafia sometimes. Pronouns – basically all of them, haven't explored neopronouns. There's very little way to disrespect 'em. Look for what I use to refer to myself.

I recognize VFP, T3, and MiniMegabyte. Welcome, newcomers!

Cook searches her coat. "

I left my random vote in here somewhere... AHA! Wait, don't want to cast a vote for T3...

"

Furious scribbling occurs.

VOTE: Zyla

[Cook]

no, i won't be doing that all this game.

i'm kind of a loki situation. don't worry too much about my gender. i certainly don't.

[Cook]

silence condemner

can't i just give a friendly introduction to myself?

gotta confuse the newbies somehow.

[Cook]

Okay, first of all, very rude initial vote on me. Second, VFP, you've played with me before, I was just running the game. Sorry about the misgame by the way. And the infrequent votecounts. it was my first time, okay?

I think you did fine don't beat yourself up over it.
And don't let it stop you moddong more!

oh i still am modding more

just didn't do it completely right the first time

gotta suck before you succeed.

[Cook]

Thats true!
Like this game, if you're scum, you just gotta suck so I can lim you!

please be a good neighbor. don't suspect your former mods.

[Cook]

Spoiler:

CRASH

The skylight breaks open.

Down on a bungee cord, Cook comes sailing down in all her majesty. Into an earpiece, he responds to someone, "

See what I told you? It worked,

" before addressing the rest of the shocked patrons.

Okay, first of all, very rude initial vote on me. Second, VFP, you've played with me before, I was just running the game. Sorry about the misgame by the way. And the infrequent votecounts.

it was my first time, okay?

Now, to the rest of you. Hello, I'm

Cook

, and I play Mafia sometimes. Pronouns – basically all of them, haven't explored neopronouns. There's very little way to disrespect 'em. Look for what I use to refer to myself.

I recognize VFP, T3, and MiniMegabyte. Welcome, newcomers!

Cook searches her coat. "

I left my random vote in here somewhere... AHA! Wait, don't want to cast a vote for T3...

"

Furious scribbling occurs.

VOTE: Zyla

I was curious and looked through some of your threads, of the ones that I checked, this is the only one with this type of opening. What made the cook decide to spice up the meal today?

Kinda just felt like it.

[Cook]

val posts infrequently and walls. noted.

[Cook]

I don't post anything over 5 lines unless I'm scum.

I believe that's called a "trust tell."

[Cook]

'twas attending a party

[Cook]

TR VFP
SL James
SR GrandpaMo, Val89, MiniMegabyte

[Cook]

TR VFP
SL James
SR GrandpaMo, Val89, MiniMegabyte

i forgot u were someone in this game

can u explain ur reads?

I modded for Scum!VFP. Play here isn't indicative of that play there.
At the time, JamesTheNames gave me

vibes

of scumminess, same with Mo and Val.

Low content and in a quick burst from MM.

[Cook]

VOTE: VFP

i'm alright with this

[Cook]

I call it laying low and trying to avoid being scum read.

Why is that important to a townie?

I don't want to be the lim today >:|

VOTE: VFP

i'm alright with this

This is a dishonourable betrayal!

Inverted BBB's Gambit

By claiming Town and expressing a desire to not die to the elimination, Town will proceed to eliminate you.

Then, using IBBB's Gambit, you can then, as scum, draw association to whoever you want so that any attacks made by that person to you, dead confscum, appear to be scum distancing.

[Cook]

this is the real flailing scum

imagine if this post was referring to yourself

and realize how accurate that feels as well

VOTE: GrandpaMo

In my current solvestate, James or Mo goes today.

[Cook]

this is the real flailing scum

Oh and also:

[Cook]

hmm, yes, "flailing scum"

who has half of your post count

and is THIRD in posting amount

yes, clearly, flailing

[Cook]

Cook, I'm assuming this is coming from a place of trying to helpful rather than mislead, but if you had been around a little earlier, that table would look VERY different.

I'm not all that familiar with the forum software, but is it possible to generate from as-of, say, six hours ago?

nope, sadly

[Cook]

no

[Cook]

does anyoone wanna pivot to me

yeah alright i'll pivot to you

VOTE: GrandpaMo

my vote might have already have been there, doesn't matter

[Cook]

When you make posts, do you usually just write what you're thinking and hit send?

Me? I summarize my thoughts and let the people with actually decent process of elimination do the thinking out loud

[Cook]

They*, sorry.

eh, w/e

i realize now i can just update my pronouns every five minutes

that'll be a better solution

[Cook]

Okay, Grampa is just screaming scum now.

TL;DR,

(vfp impression)

Oh My God You Suck, GrandpaMo

(normal voice) Sounds like VFP's going today.

VOTE: VFP

[Cook]

yeah i can understand why i look suspicious

[Cook]

Unrelated to Val's, Mo is my lim target.

VOTE: GrandpaMo

[Cook]

Cook is town and I will not explain why.

interesting.

[Cook]

GrandpaMo, please pre-emptively claim.

[Cook]

What's everyone's read on Cook?

my read is that she's town, but they're historically a very scummy player.

[Cook]

UNVOTE: GrandpaMo to stop a scum quickhammer.

[Cook]

7 players are alive...

and there were three people on Mo's wagon.

That means a scum player could pre-empt a hammer, forcing us into ELo tomorrow.

[Cook]

That means a scum player could pre-empt a hammer, forcing us into ELo tomorrow.

It'd only be ElO if Grandpa is town here.
Is that what you're suggesting?

that's true, and considering that scum didn't hammer at that point...

VOTE: GrandpaMo

I think this may be a scum.

[Cook]

I don't understand what Cook just did.

had a very silly thought process was what i did

[Cook]

Cook unvoted to prevent all odds of a quickhammer. Cook then votes again after 27 minutes? Does this mean Cook thinks GrandpaMo is scum and that one of the 2 others voting GrandpaMo are scum?

Why would scum quickhammer scum? Who does that benefit?

[Cook]

Cook, can I say why?

sure

[Cook]

claiming FN right here and now

i'm giving who i hugged last night about (expired on 2021-06-27 22:14:00) until i lockscum them.

[Cook]

i'd like to point out as well this is a great way to fakeclaim FN

you pretend you hugged your scumpartner, then do this thing i'm doing here

wait for nobody to respond

tell everyone who you hugged

and then get 'em run up for lying

[Cook]

hypothetical: T3 is rolecop

[Cook]

why would he suddenly come out with a hard townread on me when the only thing I did that was remotely town indicative was crumb FN at the start of the game.

[Cook]

VOTE: T3

hugged myself last night so as to check if i'd gotten roleblocked

seeing as scum can't have a roleblocker...

g'bye

[Cook]

k

[Cook]

O_O

[Cook]

true but it's significantly more likely that the mafia gets limmed before that

[Cook]

thanks for modding. nahdia newbies are very well run.

[Cook]

Glad yall enjoyed. Hope to continue to see everyone around the site.

Oh, hey, you should advert the Discord server here!

Everyone in this game now qualifies to enter it.