Open 831: Hanahaki Disease [game over!]

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Currently on a beach. Be back later.

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Wanna vote Pooky?

How dare you.

VOTE: Deimos

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VOTE: deimos

Ah. So glad you are my soul mason this game.

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I’m counting deimos as mine caught scum, just fyi.

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my*

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Page 1 catch even.

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Before Dats’ first pagetop vote count even.

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Obviously you haven’t met Datisi.

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Datisi can make the first pagetop vote count be on page 1 or even 0 if he so chooses.

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either I look bad

You already look bad. You aren''t nm.

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boop

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i'm just annoyed to have deimos die
i generally like jumping on any early wagons because pressure = content and content = good but i guess i'll have to start unvoting every night before bed
i'd just woken up for like barely five minutes, hadn't even read the posts yet, i presume deimos was sleeping as well considering his time zone is earlier than mine
scum or not i'm just generally frustrated with gamma atm

good post.

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broken clock idiom

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Given his post here it doesn't seem like he wants to take you on as an apprentice.

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Absolutely wild that people aspire to play like nm

w i l d

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Absolutely wild that people aspire to play like nm

w i l d

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Yeah - that statement deserved a double post

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you deprived us of a lot of info and I'm basically tunnel voting you today.

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sorry queen

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sorry dats

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peng feels weird and different

i dont have exp with penguin but i was thinking this

How do I feel weird and different if you don’t have experience with me?

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Pengy did you roll scum again or something

Yes

You should still be soul masons with me.

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not opening up room for conversation on why maybe scum paired them, not waiting until queen showed up, etc
yeah doesn't seem town

I think it would've been scummier to wait for queen to post (assuming this isn't sarcastic)

....????????

gamma the whole point is you can reject people you think are scum

I'm TRing queen
try to keep up

I think I'm the least enthused about pooky+redtea's deimos votes

why are you making us poke you to give a "why" when you're on the hotplate

why

pooky's vote had a faux-serious vibe
yours was very weirdly rationalized, I don't entirely trust how you put the reasoning after

Why are you tring queen, gamma?

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peng feels weird and different

i dont have exp with penguin but i was thinking this

How do I feel weird and different if you don’t have experience with me?

thought it was implied i meant the "weird" part, not the "different" part

VOTE: redtea
that's the second time he's made bad meta comments, first time was about me

second time- where?
as for the first time... t3 agrees with me >.>

I mean - it goes for both parts. How can I sound weird if you don’t know what’s normal for me?

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if you want me to meta you, all you have to do is ask

One would assume you would have done that prior to making a substantive comment based on my meta.

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lol

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apparently the student is now the master

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Why Are You Talking With An Capitalization Of Every Single Sentence, I Find It Odd And Also Distracting. Not To Mention I'ts Tiresome Having To Constantly Press Caps Lock On And Off. How Do You Keep Doing This Without Going Insane?

Use The Shift Key?

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VOTE: gamma

finally proper wagons

that's nm's e-1 on both

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UNVOTE:

Glares at NM

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The risk of eliminating 1 slot VS two slots is making me mess inclined to want Gamma for today.

counterpoint: if scum was ballsy the risk of delaying eliminating gamma is higher

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UNVOTE:

Glares at NM

PinguFlamethrower pls

but...but...i want it

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Then why are you voting gamma?

You sure are throwing shade without much action.

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You want the hammer?

Nah...i'm not that mean. I wouldn't take it from you.

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Why Are You Talking With An Capitalization Of Every Single Sentence, I Find It Odd And Also Distracting. Not To Mention I'ts Tiresome Having To Constantly Press Caps Lock On And Off. How Do You Keep Doing This Without Going Insane?

Use The Shift Key?

you're here
but you're not commenting on anything and fluffing
which in of itself is usually nai but also i think town you would be more serious

please don't pretend to know how i play anymore after this...plskthxbye

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thanks for solidifying my point?

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You don't and I'm getting pretty tired of the seal stuff tbh.

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Would you hammer pooky?

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Interesting.

VOTE: pooky

Don’t worry mason bro. Just trying something out.

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UNVOTE:

Cool. Cool.

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NorwegianboyEE do you want to take the vote gamma challenge?

If you give me a good reason why i should.

Because you scum read gamma?

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I mean - that makes me want what he is selling.

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Mmm - that’s a bit harsh. Mellow out.

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Me wanting your head because you adapted his lolhammering? Sorry if that feels personal.

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adopted*

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Even if it feel personal your response was an overreaction

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Seems to be a you problem.

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Yeah. I don’t like that either.

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Still a millennial.

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Oooooh

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I can STEAL THE HAMMER

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lol - are you serious with that line?

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I promised I wouldn’t steal the hammer.

Boo.

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lol - are you serious with that line?

guess we'll see huh

No - i mean regardless it was a suuuuper lame line.

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NM already said he wasn’t hammering pooky and has been tested. Try to keep up.

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Well, I guess I have 23 posts of spam to make now

i am animal friend and will help

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VOTE: gamma

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How were you working with him here?

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just going zzzzzzzzzzz is definitely helpful if town...like...the most helpful thing you could do. don't listen to pooky

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i dunno - i'm at the beach and a couple wines in. I think so.

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psh - detective cow man doesn't have a game named after him

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psh - detective cow man doesn't have a game named after him

Detective Cow Man is an adventure game duology developed and published by Nintendo for the Family Computer Disk System. The first entry, The Missing Heir,[d] was released in 1988, followed by a prequel released the next year titled The Girl Who Stands Behind.[e] In both games, the player takes on the role of a young man solving murder mysteries in the Japanese countryside.

Satoru Okada is a genius.

Okay - not a mafia game on this site named after him.

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if that was non-serious you need to work on your delivery.

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pooky - tell me who is scum. I need to be carried.

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bruh u owe me a scum flip

uh - i gave you one yesterday.

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the dreaded modtisi just stalking us

only mod who truly scares me

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uh what i voted him first homie

Only 'cus I wanted to hammer.

you deprived us of a lot of info and I'm basically tunnel voting you today.

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Oooh - Animal Police Dept. Have I been reinstated?

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hell yea

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Pengy, can you fly?

I tried last week and did so briefly but came crashing down.

So.....no.

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That was helpful.

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Pengy town

I know this already....you need to tell me who scum is!

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conversely, why is a bird that can fly town?

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and where is everyone

where are you?

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no longer at the beach

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conversely, why is a bird that can fly town?

^
relevant question though

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bc if pooky is scum that was the dumbest play I'd ever seen
I just can't see scum putting pooky in that position in the first place unless pooky is town and they were hoping to get 2 town kills out of today
I mean MAYBE they were trying to do some major wifom play, or maybe norwee's reads were really dangerous, which I'll look into later

but with that rejection, I doubt he's scum.

like it only makes sense for scum to pair up a town-wide sr

and my interpretation is that pooky didn't want to play the game scum was trying to set him up for

looked over the past day properlyVOTE: pooky
I was kinda split on pooky or vulture, but in the end I was feeling vulture's "i don't think you're this obtuse", so i'll vote pooky and we'll see where it goes.

This is a bad progression. You also had a bad progression with Gamma.

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Content-containing pagetop…hell yeah.

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VOTE: redtea

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Spoiler: Why the sudden change in heart?

uh then vote redtea?

kekw

no

so you dont actually believe hes bussing me.

you are just making shit up?

cool story

VOTE: redtea

so you dont actually believe hes bussing me.

you are just making shit up?

cool story

I think they’re bussing you. I think you’re more likely to be scum.

VOTE: redtea

VOTE: redtea
Sure

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yes
and
yes

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?

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¿

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get a room you two

i mean - this is kinda their room for this phase...so...

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well yeah it's funny because if they accept eachother they literally get a room together c:
unless im misremembering

lovers not neighbors

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tbf you haven't really done anything

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so you are paying attention to the game. that's good.

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so...uh...what are you doing pooky?

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do you....expect that to happen in reality?

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wake me up when we're in the next phase then

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let me know when you're done catching up ythan

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Cool. Only 11 left to go.

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boop

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reasonable conclusion - so either one of pooky/ythan is scum or one of you/clemency is scum.

ythan is unlikely scum because why put yourself in that position vs. town!pooky so we'll narrow that down to at least one scum in {pooky, t3, clemency}

pooky/nm would be a fun team given nm's outright insistence on not hammering pooky when given the chance

i have no idea how to read clemency's contributions to this game and you just come across as scummy so I'm kinda in ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ mode but will probably vote pooky because i don't want to drag this on forever and there's a fair shot i've been blind.

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counterpoint: scum pairing two townies when one of them (pooky) seems like an easy push almost guarantees a win in Elo.

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VOTE: pooky

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Don’t like Penguin’s interactions with the Pooky pairing and elim, just seems like scum prodding it along without taking too hard a stance

sorry for thinking it through?

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nm can only be scum with pooky which would make me sad because it should have been me, not gamma, on that team.

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I have been prodded.

hammer bear

this is the only way the game moves forward...otherwise we stall out.

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even if detective pengy has turned from the light

maybe its because of the whiskey

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dude even if you rolled red I still love you

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I know it's your turn but maybe next time we can be the same alignment (both as scum would be fun).

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Ythan save us from this hell

this tbh

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ballsy move but possible

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although then ythan would just vote me

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i think scum went for the low info love and decided to match 2 obvtown with the each other but idk

either way i think accepting clemency is the best play here

rejecting Clem gets us off evens and removes the potential of a deepwolf despite how unlikely that is. accepting/rejecting doesn't change that the next elimination is the last one.

It's almost certainly nm so do what you want to do though.

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probably let clem speak first

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oh ok

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VOTE: nm

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wow….you went an ruined it.

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whatever - if nm is actually town here there was no way he was voting t3 and the loss was an inevitability. Pretty mad nm didn’t get hammered though.

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That paired with the whole ythan/pooky comment on the heels of saying extremely unlikely made me reconsider on nm which is why i waited so long to vote...wanted to see if t3 would.

alas, in the end i knew nm would never vote t3 so i didn't want to waste any effort.

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Both Penguin and N_M are the best town slots scum could ever hope to bring to ElO because they don't towntell, and didn't put in any effort whatsoever into solving the game.

lol - fuck off

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