Police Lineup (Conclusion + 4/9 final guess lists in pms)

[Malkon05]

/in

I jaywalked going from one starbucks to another.

[Malkon05]

More starbucks please.

[Malkon05]

I love being suspected because it means someone cares enough to want to talk to me xoxo.

For breakfast I ate a bit of humility served on a bed of fresh social justice.

I like my memes with a bit of humility served on a bed of fresh social justice.

I actually have 15 starbucks receipts which should show you my activity on that day in question. I mean you could probably ask the baristas?

[Malkon05]

*sigh* you’ve caught me. Yes I illegally force starbucks employees to pour alcohol into my beverage when they prepare the drink.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweet_Revenge_(liqueur)

“Sweet, sweet revenge” is just because I like my sweet revenge coffee, extra sweet.

And if it wasn’t for those meddling employees and their accurate receipt documentation skills I would have continued to illegally get my amazing alcoholic coffee beverages for years to come.

[Malkon05]

I love being suspected because it means someone cares enough to want to talk to me xoxo.

malkon

's sus y'all. he has a motive

I'm super duper sus. I also love that you are talking about me <3 <3

Keep making me relevant xoxo.

[Malkon05]

Your hate, it nourishes me >:)

[Malkon05]

Malkon wants it too much, and that in itself is sus.

Malkon, do you ever make coffee at home?

Yes but only my Starbucks Peppermint Mocha xoxo <3 Starbucks for life <3

The sweet sweet release of death is something that we all yearn for from time to time. It's no wonder I am so eager >:)

[Malkon05]

Question to all 3 suspects: Have you ever sent a PM of any kind?

Not since this game started tbh. Have you ever sent a PM of any kind?

[Malkon05]

Question to all 3 suspects: Have you ever sent a PM of any kind?

Not since this game started tbh. Have you ever sent a PM of any kind?

That's irrelevant, because I'm not the one under interrogation.

Also your time frame for having sent PM's does line up with the time of the crime.

But I'm just a nosey bastard who likes to know irrelevant things <3

I mean wow <3 by that logic that would incriminate all of us since we aren't supposed to be PMing each other <3

[Malkon05]

I have to assume I don’t vote?

[Malkon05]

Yesssss yessss give me your votes mwahahaha.

[Malkon05]

*orders a hateorade mocha frap*

[Malkon05]

Bwahaha jokes on you all I have two more final boss forms >:)

[Malkon05]

Is it bad I never really understood what I was doing in this game? Lol

[Malkon05]

Or not enough *rubs chin* choices.

[Malkon05]

So yeah why are you at a diner instead of starbucks?

[Malkon05]

And that’s not an answer.

vote bugspray

[Malkon05]

Honestly I’m in the middle of a move anyways so the slow nature of this has worked well for me.

[Malkon05]

Which one of you knows what paragraph 5 subsection 3 of the terms of use on the Starbucks App says?

[Malkon05]

For shame N for shame:

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2018/07/20/sta ... ilure.html

It was easy enough to debunk that there are in fact starbucks in australia. So if a simple google search can debunk your statement what else have you been lying about?!?!?!?

As for the other two, there is no 5.3 of the starbucks app. Anyone who even accessed their app briefly would know there are no numbers at all! If you aren’t reading the terms and conditions of a simple app how are we supposed to trust that you are reading the terms and conditions for anything?!?!?!

[Malkon05]

Currently I dislike the sugary, good townie attitude the worst has in talking to people. Everyone has secrets. No one is innocent.

That being said I don't have any reason to currently vote any of them. I still find it highly suspicious that N doesn't know there are starbucks in australia. Not sure how helpful that is at this point.

[Malkon05]

Surely you'd remember whether you saw numbered sections on something regardless of whether or not there were terms. In your own words before I mentioned the lack of numbers "Ya'know I have read it but it's been so long. Maybe something about corporate liability (and specifically the lack thereof) if you use the app for non-intended purposes, like robbing banks, or laundering money, or scalding tourists with the coffee you buy?"

I mean you, yourself stated you read it. Regardless of how long it's been, how would you forget the sections not being numbered at all?

[Malkon05]

Okay so at this point I’m probably leaning to voting the worst or gamma, I probably will not vote N.

Not 100% sold either way unless other detectives have thoughts.

[Malkon05]

I didn’t vote rip rip.