Micro 1056: Moderators of the Discord Server [game over]

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

this flavor is fucking lit

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

wtf dwlee how you going to pick a place alrdy

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i didnt even post yet

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

sup pengy missed u

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

As a moderator, I shall be modkilling everyone else

Modkill: RH9
Modkill: Save the Dragons
Modkill: Faker
Modkill: PenguinPower
Modkill: Meuh
Modkill: marcistar
Modkill: PookyTheMagicalBear
Modkill: Dwlee99

lol luke rolled scum again

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

ok dwlee is town

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

luke + marci are both scum

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

wtf dwlee how you going to pick a place alrdy

If you loved me you'd help me kill Marci

I'm tempted to join just to help you yeet this Canadian but my talents might be needed elsewhere

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Why Luke he called out Marci first

its fake distancing bullshit if luke actually BELIEVED that shit he would've gotten his modkit and jumped into SGB to yeet her

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

marci why did you join SGB b4 we all got a chance to talk

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

who put you up to this

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

was it lukewarm so he could do his shitty scum theatre reenactment

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

peng is my boi

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

uh based on what

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

in Stop Getting Banned, there are no special rules. moderators must eliminate the hacker to win.

this minigame is literally the hardest one for town to win

why did you think it would be the most fun one

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

it makes sense if she's scum cuz its literally the easiest game for scum lolollolololol

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

maybe it's the M&M girls

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

they got matching outfits and everything

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

lukewarm absolutely in hiding ever since i showed up

where they at

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

you can't confuse a pro level scum hunter like me with your sexy sundresses

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Spoiler: page 4 hero solve

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT PART

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

lukewarm absolutely in hiding ever since i showed up

where they at

At work.

Sorry about that

a likely story

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

what is there that i should be using to solve right now? its page 4 and not even everyone has checked in..

name names

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

VOTE: sillyposting

easiest game of my life

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

VOTE: sillyposting

easiest game of my life

Because you know I am town? <3

lol dont play dumb luke

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

unlikely

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

im p sure luke and marci r scum together and this game is over gg

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

my solve literally arranging themselves into little groups its so cute

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I think that STD should be in Stop getting Banned personally.

because?

Because I feel like you are someone who is easier to read, and therefore someone I think would make sense to have in the hardest game for us to win.

so you think marci is scum

but u also think that mini game is hard to win

like cant have it both ways

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

shouldnt you want someone hard for you to read in sgb if you think marci is scum

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

only 1 baddie can be in each mini game

so if we r yeeting marci it doesnt matter what the other 2 slots r

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i personally believe whoever locks in first without letting everyone else talk should get autoyeeted because its +++ scum win con to lock in without discussion

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i believe in pengy

silly post with me

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i have never misread penguin in my life

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i actually have a longer streak than skitter since she messed up last time

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

he is too young to feel existential pain and suffering

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

you all are making me way too nervous that you are going to take pooky away from me

pockit'd

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

it would be so hard to play this game

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

>says it would be helpful for everyone to get readlists going before finalized assignments
>locked into her game on page 1

yea ok

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

what r ur reads

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

we actually shouldnt give reads and help scum figure out swaps

lets get this show on the road

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i want meuh to join sgb

if im right about m&m being s/s one of them has to get swapped out

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

as a bonus it will mean theres no way scum can rescue luke from me

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I think that me, pooky, and penguin in particular should not be talking about reads anymore

Other people might need to a little bit to figure out games / who they would want to be with

i will not be silenced

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Pooky, do you realize that your reads are : Everyone who posted on page 1 is scum?

I don't even understand the point of this question

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Pooky, you were noticeably silent in voicing any thoughts on what game I should go in. Did you have any thoughts on it, even before Sillyposting filled?

i think you should go to the IC game cuz either

(1) you get IC'd and I don't have to worry about you

or

(2) you get to 1v1 and I probly think you're mafia cuz I dunno who would voluntarily decide to 1v1 vs you sounds painful

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Dwlee going after Marci feels like Batman going after the Joker

I love that zero hesitation go on the hunt style play

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

if u r trying to say you have pocketed me that is cheeky af

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

what r we waiting for at this point

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

let's get this show on the road

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

vote count 1.04

with 3 possible channels to be assigned to, it takes 2 full channels to end the day. day 1 deadline is in (expired on 2022-06-23 12:30:00).

assignments

Sillyposting [3]:

Lukewarm, PookyTheMagicalBear, PenguinPower

[HAMMER]

Mafia Discussion [1]:

RH9

Stop Getting Banned [2]:

marcistar, Dwlee99

unassigned [3]:

Save the Dragons, Faker, Meuh

mod notes

~ highlighting one of the rules here: if the day deadline runs out, the hackers will immediately win.
~ this is a mod note.

I think the next person should lock into SGB to avoid the nightmare scenario of maybe 2 scum waiting for the last townie to lock into MD so they can autowin via rules exploit.

I don't actually expect 2 scum in the last 3 but we might as well avoid the risk

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I am ready to vote Penguin after I receive assurances that Marci will be immediately murdered for being on the run from the law.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

if you ask me if new information changes my mind

i would tell you resoundingly

hell to the no

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I am ready to vote Penguin after I receive assurances that Marci will be immediately murdered for being on the run from the law.

If I was told to vote right now, i would also be inclined to vote for penguin lol

ok we are agreed then

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i'm not going to pretend i can read prism for shit in a mini game

but I know Marci and that's scum on the run if i've ever seen one

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I don't care what faker tells me I'm voting for penguin

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I've literally never misread my drinking buddy in 15 years

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

should've stayed in SGB hun

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

did marci just scum claim

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

wtf does chat mafia even have to do with this

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

luke we literally don't even have to point fingers at each other

we already agreed on penguin being town

so penguin is advancing

there's literally no incentive for you to say i'm scum cuz i'm not going anywhere

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

im like 95% sure we win just by going penguin-marci full send but ill let faker do stuff so she doesnt get mad at me for not taking this game seriously.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

im like 95% sure we win just by going penguin-marci full send but ill let faker do stuff so she doesnt get mad at me for not taking this game seriously.

Why does Lukewarm pick the hardest minigame again? Is the theory here WIFOM redemption? iirc you joined second. Perhaps he hoped I'd join instead, but shrug.

i think if luke really thought marci was scum he wouldve joined sgb to yeet her

him going to sillyposting feels like him trying again redemption saga

maybe he thinks he did it wrong the last time and now hes going to try again by shading me

like lol good luck with that strat

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

ngl, if penguin is scum it feels like we already lost, because the more pooky posts the more sure I am not voting for him.

So, yeah, I changed my mind and we can go first.

your mindgames will never work on me lol

i was born in wifom

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I am ready to vote Penguin after I receive assurances that Marci will be immediately murdered for being on the run from the law.

If I was told to vote right now, i would also be inclined to vote for penguin lol

what was ur reason for this again?

I don't trust any post that pooky has made all game

when luke flips scum remember this is scum distancing with marci

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

hope you feel better marci!!!!

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I feel no guilt in being wrong and the fact that you are innocent just makes me more confident of my other reads

in fact they probly IC'd you just to try to shake my confidence but my heart is made of steel

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Or was I just a fun extra inclusion to your Marci and Lukewarm read? I'm legitmately curious as to what the thought process behind that whole solve was, even if half-joking.

M&M Girls had a nice ring to it and you two had the cutest matching outfits(I don't really think very hard)

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

And he has latched onto the line that if I were town, I would have locked into SGB -- while simultaneously not having locked into the SGB game himself lol

this is a scum claim from luke

he knows in his scum heart that if given the choice between going to SGB to hunt down Marci and going to SP to solo yeet Luke that I would choose SP 1000 times out of 1000 just to show up my sister who is easily pocketed by smooth talking villains (bless her heart that girl is going to be the death of me)

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i'm not going to pretend i can read prism for shit in a mini game

but I know Marci and that's scum on the run if i've ever seen one

Also this is a bizarre post; he might anticipate being wrong but he relishes the chance to be the first person to read me with any consistency in ~7 years and I doubt he passes on the chance to pad the record so easily.

Focusing on marcistar is a better call but he's not going to ignore trying to read my slot entirely as town.

It would be cheating to pad the record by reading you via reading marci by proxy and I am an honest bear

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Pooky if Marci and Lukewarm are scum together, why does that swap happen? To me it doesn't really feel like it'd work towards their agenda.

I mean they're screwed either way so they might as well go for maximum wifom

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Oh look. It turns out that someone can think that Marci is scum, and not decide to insta lock into the same game as her, because existing in a game with your page 1 scum read is not always your number 1 top priority in a game.

But it appears pooky missed the point, while simultaneously making it for me.

I came to SP to yeet you

you did not come to SP to yeet anyone because

nobody was in SP when you locked in

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I am easily baited

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

how r u this bad at reading lukewarm lol

its fine ill yeet him for the both of us

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

if we're both town and you vote for penguin the loss is on you dude

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

also threatening to blame me post game while in the game is not going to change my mind i am literally immune to all forms of AtE

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

if you ask me if new information changes my mind

i would tell you resoundingly

hell to the no

Yeah, I won't hold this exact post over you as the reason why I did not see a world where you found me as town.

which of your posts am i supposed to townread you for again

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

306 was obviously a shitpost

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Are you actually upset at me cuz I don't understand why town!you would be mad at me if you think I'm mafia.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

your emotional appeals are incoherent and don't make sense to me.

For you to be actually angry and upset at my play there are two things that could be true:

Town!you is pissed off at Town!me for misreading you. ok but if that's true I guess it's kind of on you to convince me you're town?

or

Scum!you is pissed off at Town!me for reading your correctly and making sure you can't win. Which, I mean ok ? like being upset isn't going to make me townread you.

What doesn't make sense to me is

Town!you thinks I'm scum and is mad at me for what I'm doing ??

Like um if I'm scum and I have convinced town!you to vote for town!penguin and that's a

win

for town!you

like what r u mad at me for?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

If you are town, and so sure that I am scum, what was the incentive for you to make these posts again?

I overstate read strength to reaction test and induce emotional responses to sort people. I don't actually need to case you or push you because I can single vote you to yeet you.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

this slap fight is silly

I am going to vote penguin

you claim you're going to vote penguin

if we're both town then we're both clowns.

Nothing you're doing so far is helping to convince me you're town so I suggest you work on sorting the other 5 players in the game instead of wasting your time trying to convince me that i'm scum.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

Spoiler: For Luke Only

dude if you're actually pissed off at me and it's not an act, I'm sorry for getting you pissed off. It's just a game and if I'm wrong I'll take the blame it's cool. If you're really town here just do some townie shit and maybe I'll figure it out but it's p unlikely cuz I'm kind of notoriously bad at un-tunneling and you r good at scumming.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

The original premise, that he wanted to go to Sillyposting for the easy game, is perfectly sensible. He's gotten a hard game repeatedly and has had a rough time playing mafia in general lately. From there, his posting is perfectly in line with that. Maybe it's intentionally so, but the premise makes sense and Lukewarm isn't going to abandon the easy game and respite it represents over a page 1 YOLO where merely being in it doesn't even guarantee a win.

isn't this literally what he said as mafia

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

my opinion of luke as a player is wholly different from yours

I think he would absolutely want to win SP as mafia vs me or vs you, it'd be something special for him.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

i suck at reading dense posts

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

if you have a very good reason to townread him I am all ears

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I also think he learned as scum not to play chicken in Sillyposting. It is a game very rigged against the scum player.

ok what would he being doing as scum here?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

no what i said was you should sort the other 5 people instead of trying to convince me that my approach to you is a scum one

you are not going to convince me that i'm scum.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

that's at you

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

there's not enough SGB posting in this thread

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

what am i supposed to respond to

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

what is your point

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

like i read it and it basically says you think luke scum would avoid this mini game cuz its hard

like cool you managed to inflate it to 50 sentences but i dont really care cuz its not a good point.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

the whole point of mafia is to do shit people dont expect you to do

maybe if you wanted to vote luke the winner you shouldve come here and done it yourself

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

You have to be trolling. Absolutely disgusting interpretation.

ok fine

meuh what is faker's point?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I'm not getting into a slapfight with you. Vote Penguin and see what happens.

im gonna be laughing so hard if this is Megaz 2.0

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

still love you <3

pls no mads

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

ok so why wouldnt luke lock sillyposting as scum because he knows that you know that he wants sillyposting as town?

is he going to go to a different game and watch you rekt him?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

which point of hers am i misinterpreting?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

if you have an actual compelling point you are 100% willing to bet the game on for why luke is town i will hear you out.

cuz if i vote luke and he flips scum you are like totally getting yeeted next and thats the game right there.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

also if you think im mafia and bad faithing you for lulz then we dont actually need to converse its fine idrc about being misread in this game anyway.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

VOTE: pooky

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

thanks luke

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

VOTE: pooky

never misread me, but i can't read you

<3 you too buddy

i gotta stop rolling scum when i play with you its awful

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I am on season one of

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I am tired of anime rom coms that end exactly as the guy finally gets the girl

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

But I also wished you were willing to work with me towards me seeing you as town.

that's like a huge town tell tho

scum!him would be willing to work with you

only town!him would be like "lol no"

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

like town!him knows that town!me will read him correctly 100% of the time

so all he has to do is wait for me to vote for him

and if i don't then i'm mafia

he doesn't have to sort you at all

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

gg !

thanks to my teammates for sticking around all game that shit looked rough. [esp marci, I have no idea why we let you 1v1 prism but you had me laughing so hard with every post]

congrats on your retirement prism, you will be missed - hope you crush law school.

luke it's not all on you - I hope you do not take it so hard <3.

thanks for modding dats/gbailey - the chatlogs were hilarious and the final plot twist villain reveal was great.