TFT uPick [Game over!]

[Malakittens]

VOTE: Mastina

Good chance this slot is scum.

Let’s yeet.

Also I need to be the hammerer guys on any of the eliminations.

[Malakittens]

Ngl nosmy sounds like mb

[Malakittens]

Every single game I played this year with Mastina she has been scum, every single game.
So at this point she’s probably just scum.

Thanks tho for letting me know you are her scumbutt buddy <3

[Malakittens]

Malakitten why did you need
to be the hammer?

I’m channeling my inner enchant.

[Malakittens]

Enchant - scum

I am Cop

Hi cop, I‘m the doc (not role)
but I‘m also pestilence
and you still have a nongreen pm

Excuse me you must be wrong because I’m a paramedic. I am full medical authority up in this joint!

[Malakittens]

But for real:

Enchant for this game (possibly this round) I really do need to be the hammer. So I’d prefer you to give it to me.

Secondly - the spew from Mastina right now is clouded by the post restriction, but it’s too early to tell, but gut tells me Mastina might have actually gotten a town role this time.

UNVOTE: Mastina

I might be wrong about nosmy being MB. I think it’s a different player now.

[Malakittens]

Mew

[Malakittens]

But for real:

Enchant for this game (possibly this round) I really do need to be the hammer. So I’d prefer you to give it to me.

Secondly - the spew from Mastina right now is clouded by the post restriction, but it’s too early to tell, but gut tells me Mastina might have actually gotten a town role this time.

UNVOTE: Mastina

I might be wrong about nosmy being MB. I think it’s a different player now.

[Malakittens]

VOTE: Vivax

Not an RVS, this slot is scum for posting a reads list on page 3.

Also, I will be posting my survey start this game. Please participate.

Question for you. The last time you did this survey in a game you were scum. Do you do it in town games as well?

[Malakittens]

Ftr: I have a reason to slight town vibe Mastina other than her post restriction, but I want to make sure I’m right with a few more posts before I actually reveal.

[Malakittens]

I love how vivax just keeps acting like I’m invisible.

Weeeewooooowowweeeeowooo

[Malakittens]

Vivax, your thoughts on Toog?

None, a panda biting a tire, but they can have a townread regardless

What logic does this make sense

#askingforafriend

[Malakittens]

I’m a cat. I want the attention when I want it and then once I’m done with it I’ll let you know enough is enough )

[Malakittens]

VOTE: vivax i have read nothing yet

VOTE: MeekMeerkat

VOTE: Frederick
Ok this entrance sucked

I think the vivax vote was better
VOTE: Vivax
the repeated blathering about updating reads without actually interacting or expanding on them in a meaningful capacity is scummy-bad

how can you say that was a good vote when I said I hadn't read anything in the same post?

I don't really suspect frederick yet, is why

I agree with you. That slot hasn’t done anything scummy and then VC is NAI.

[Malakittens]

But for real:

Yes, the time for FALSEHOODS has passed, and it is time for ENLIGHTENMENT.

Malakittens is trying too hard right now to be town.

Everything she is doing is something that looks town especially to those familiar with her. Her vote of me for that reason is something that is

exactly

what I would

expect

Malakittens to do as town--but Malakittens

knows

I would expect her to do that as town.

Her perspectives are designed to look like they come from town and to earn the trust of others, and for most it would seem to have worked.

But I AM A SCUMHUNTING

GOD

, and I SEE through your LIES.

We must PURGE Malakittens from the game, much as it PAINS me to say. I would much prefer to keep her around, but I cannot abide by her SINS.

Nope, just trying to keep caught up while being on vacation.

The thing about your slot. Is the last three games that we played and you were scum you had me pocketed. You kept townreading me hardcore.
The following was: morphs game, control & cephrir’s game.

The fact that you’re scum reading me means a couple of things:
1) you’re scum trying to throw me off your meta trail (doubtful)
2) you’re town who doesn’t know how to read me at all hence the scum read.

I have been leaning for you being town regardless of you going after me.

If you are scum who’s changing up your meta by scum reading instead of town reading I’m going to say I think it’s because I been accurately reading you the past few games and you need to get me out early because I’m likely a threat

[Malakittens]

Nou

[Malakittens]

Also if I’m purged D1 bc of Mastina I’m going to be pissed.

[Malakittens]

I’m also sitting at Disney in the middle of a rain storm so I got lots of downtime -.-

At my favorite park ofc & didn’t go on my fav roller coaster before it DoA poured

[Malakittens]

I’m going to just sheep Dunn in terms of flavor.

Toog might be town.

So I have the following town vibes this game so far:

Mastina & toog

Scumishvibe:

Frog

[Malakittens]

Oh I thought they were in the game. Never mind, then I know exactly who Nomsy is then.

[Malakittens]

HEAL: best friends <3

Now to decide who’s our lim.

[Malakittens]

Ugh. Gut wants to
Go after frog for the surrvery bc all I have seen him do it as scum
But I’m waiting for him to maybe link a town game where he does it

[Malakittens]

I’m really great at these page tops

[Malakittens]

Oh yeah I forgot: town reads, Mala?

My main one is Mastina.
I’m vibing with a town Cakez too.
Maybe Dunn.

[Malakittens]

@gamma:
Will you be my hoodRatmate with me ?

[Malakittens]

I would have asked Titus but she’s been ignoring me all game so

Oh well

[Malakittens]

I would have asked Titus but she’s been ignoring me all game so

Oh well

I've been responding to drama. I'm down to work together but I felt ignored by you too.

I mean I haven’t seen you mention me once or any of my posts. The last time you this where you didn’t comment you ended up being scum. Ngl I don’t wanna be in a neighborhood with a potential scum because that just makes the hood worthless imo

[Malakittens]

I would have asked Titus but she’s been ignoring me all game so

Oh well

this kinda biases me towards picking Mala because being snubbed by Titus makes me kinda think she might be scum afraid to hood with me bcuz I'll catch her like I did before, and Mala bringing this up reinforces that feeling

No. Titus has a high tendency to ignore me when she’s scum rather than work with me. So the fact that she has legitimately posted a single post towards me made me not want to go there.

As for gamma the last time we played together in a hood I was able to sniff out gamma being scum. I was forced in the hood there.

But I really like hoods with players that I can engage and read decently well. Gamma and I have this connection. I also need someone to keep me engaged with the game because once I lost interest I’m SOL

[Malakittens]

No. It’s giving a reason why I’m choosing Gamma over Titus instead of sending them both an invite. Gamma was always going to be a top choice, but Titus would have been another choice, but the way she’s playing makes me lean against it. I would also say if Mastina would give me a light of day she’d be a choice but I’m sure as hell not going to pick a player who is going to reject me because it defeats the purpose. Same with me trying to gain a good with someone who I feel is scum

[Malakittens]

She once admitted she is afraid of me as scum, because once I have a scumread, I don't let up on it. She can confirm this.

Pretty sure I said that, yeah.

But I believe I see your intentions here and ask who you would have voted off to use your powers?

Genuinely, Malakittens.

If she is scum like I think, then it's a scum dead which is always good.

If she is town, then once she dies, she will be able to UNDERSTAND my role. And while she might have an instinct of wanting to be petty and not GRANT me her FAITH, to play to her wincon she would SEE the TRUE PATH and ultimately I TRUST her to do the RIGHT THING in the name of JUSTICE.

I’m legitimately not going to die for you. ABOUSELTY FUCKING NOT.

I will admit you are a great player at both alignments, but you’re fucking dead wrong with me and the fact that this tunnel seems more and more into your scum range which makes me maybe think you’re trying to get me out because the last two - three games I had you pinned from D1.

I’m also a confirmable role so nope I’m not going down without a fight
#sorrynotsorry

[Malakittens]

SERIOUSLY
DO NOT
LIM ME BECAUSE OF MASTINA

I’m about to go on a plane ride

[Malakittens]

Jesus Mastina
Why can’t I just be town?
If this is some type of revenge after the game we are going to be having words.

[Malakittens]

if we aint limming toogleoogle them lim malakit while they v/la and cant defend themselves imho

Well that’s a shitty way to play and you should be ashamed of yourself. If you do this and I do find your main I’ll make sure that a policy lim is in order for the anti town play

[Malakittens]

If we go after nomsy we need to go after tha main rather than that alt imo

[Malakittens]

Why can’t I just be town?

Because you have shown nothing of what I have seen from you as town. I have seen you as town in every state it is possible to see you as town: V/LA. In a mental health crisis. Active. And anywhere inbetween. I've seen your play both when you've had a great many things going on in your life, and your play when you have little of note in your life, and all the middle ground between the two.

Throughout that all, you have identifiable marks of being town that no matter your real life situation, no matter your mindset, no matter what you have going on, remain TRUE.

And they are absent from this game.

I shall RELINQUISH my CRUSADE the moment I can SEE a SPARK of GOODNESS in you but I genuinely do not see it at all right now.

I been changing up my meta each game before I find one I like. So every game that’s being played by me probably seems different from each one. I’m trying to channel the meta similar to my alt before I main slipped. Aka tako or taco

If you think my posts are more thought out they are. I been trying to find reasons for my scum reads or town reads. I been trying to play more transparently. As for being active the game few games I wasn’t so active and was literally placed on the block. Tbh I don’t react well to wagons and I know it and I’m trying to do better.

[Malakittens]

Oh I thought they were in the game. Never mind, then I know exactly who Nomsy is then.

if we aint limming toogleoogle them lim malakit while they v/la and cant defend themselves imho

Well that’s a shitty way to play and you should be ashamed of yourself. If you do this and I do find your main I’ll make sure that a policy lim is in order for the anti town play

Well if you match up the posting style to another player it’s obv. Unless that person is trying to mimic that other.
It’s odd because if you ISO the two together both reads are almost far apart so idk maybe I’m wrong, but the emjos make me think I’m right and that’s actually a personality thing that’s gonna be hard to fake

[Malakittens]

Fine I’ll go after the main who I believe it is. Tell me if you disagree.

VOTE: meerkat

[Malakittens]

Fine I’ll go after the main who I believe it is. Tell me if you disagree.

VOTE: meerkat

wut
Meerkat is also an alt??? So this would mean you also know Meerkat’s main?

I thought nosmy was an extra spot of an original player in this game? So like nomsy is essentially an double voter of the player
Am i misreading the mechanic part of this

[Malakittens]

Tbh I don’t react well to wagons and I know it and I’m trying to do better.

This is most unfortunate, as I shall confess that pressuring you to a reaction was a goal of mine, for a lack of reaction would SEAL your FATE, whereas a displaying of one would REVEAL you to be a CHAMPION of JUSTICE.

However, since that possibility is now LOST to us, it will be much harder for the RIGHTEOUS TRUTH to be SHOWN.

Making me angry for the sake of a read isn’t the way to go :/
I know I’m an emotional player, but that just feels manipulative imo

[Malakittens]

Fine I’ll go after the main who I believe it is. Tell me if you disagree.

VOTE: meerkat

wut
Meerkat is also an alt??? So this would mean you also know Meerkat’s main?

I thought nosmy was an extra spot of an original player in this game? So like nomsy is essentially an double voter of the player
Am i misreading the mechanic part of this

I do think Nomsy is an extra slot for a player
I just think saying “I think Nomsy is Meerkat for these tonal reasons” implies you know Meerkat’s main?

No I don’t know meerkats main and I’m not going to dig for it.

I’m saying if you place meerkat & nosmy together the posts are very similar: ie emjos/tone/caps etc

The only one who would come close to nosmy who was my first guess was marhblads but if nosmy is being CONTROLLED by a player IN this game then mathblade is out

[Malakittens]

@mod: I believe I offered to gamma and not the other way around. Unless I missed gamma offering to me

fixed - ydra

[Malakittens]

I’m ok with townbinning yume at the moment.

Subject to change.

[Malakittens]

?

[Malakittens]

If Meerkat doesn’t return and actually give me the response I need (doesn’t have to be the response I WANT, mind) in like 14 hours, I’m pairing with Mala by default.

Second choice always, never the first.

[Malakittens]

Ugh. You know why I use hoods so being out of this ship wheel is gonna fuck my engagement up. I’m actually having fun even tho I got ppl trying to yeet me

[Malakittens]

That’s why I haven’t personally accepte enchanted yet. Bc I know he hates hoods so much and I like them bc I use them as a mason chat & do things with them that I don’t do in thread
Sometimes I use it to bitch tho lmao

[Malakittens]

Whoever hammers ND before I do is a scum claim FTR

[Malakittens]

I think shooter pretends to be offline.

I agree with you here tbh.

Ugh.
At least my gut was right on Mastina. I was willing to try to get her to get off that tunnel but that stopped it. Now it just looks super fucking bad for me. Maybe that’s the scum plan, but have fun because I’ll make sure that backfires

[Malakittens]

Oof I really feel unwanted now.

[Malakittens]

Yume is very likely town. So I’m ok with them hoodratting with them

I’m off to sleep

[Malakittens]

Dunn — If you’re ok with it I’m ok with both you and gamma. Gamma was always my first choice and you were my second but I kept it close to my chest for mult reasons (1 I figured you might not want to hood with me) as long as you are good with it I’ll accept it
Sorry I went to sleep after I posted last bc I have work in am

[Malakittens]

I think we can have two hoods Dunn. So I got gamma and would like a second tbh

[Malakittens]

Oh nvm
I misread
Forget it

[Malakittens]

Down to yeet

VOTE: sara

Discuss.

[Malakittens]

E-2

Remember folks — I’m hammering anyone who hammers is a scum claim from me

[Malakittens]

Ngl I rather wait for a claim.

[Malakittens]

Interesting. So we have a bodyguard & a guardian that is similar to a BG… and then grants similarity to another player

[Malakittens]

Be nice.

[Malakittens]

So why aren’t we teething sara??

Wow I just walked the wrong way to my car 0/10

[Malakittens]

So why aren’t we teething sara??

Well let's start from the premise. Why would we be doing that?

I don’t really feel like they are scum hunting, but a lot of the posts aren’t memorable or even significant

[Malakittens]

Malakitten why did you need
to be the hammer?

HEAL: Ancient Archives

what is the final "miracle" ability?

Rolefish
Significant post
Rolefish

SO TWO THEORIES
1) really lost new town.
2) really doesn’t read scum Pt and is good at faking lost scum

[Malakittens]

SO TWO THEORIES
1) really lost new town.
2) really doesn’t read scum Pt and is good at faking lost scum

And your leading theory is that Sara is really good?

For my money I'd bet on incompetence first.

Here’s the thing.
I went through old games
Of Sara. Tbh they all aren’t the greatest, but I will admit I don’t want her in elimination.
Could she have shot Mastina? Possibly? The Rolefish x2 is horrible, but she also did it on her town game.
Her one scum game she had three posts and there was only 1/3 had some solid read list

So this *might* be a town game, but either way she can’t survive near elim. It reminds me of that slot on Cephrir game who legit prod dodged the whole game and went to ELOL and then flaked and got replaced

[Malakittens]

I will yeet sara just for justice.

[Malakittens]

I guess beeboy enchant Marci n sara don’t have hoods

[Malakittens]

VOTE: vivax

You know why.

[Malakittens]

Nah I actually sold myself on a sara town during the night when I was talking to Gamma, bad vote Fred.

[Malakittens]

Vivax
DIDNT YOU SEE I ASKED YOU MULT TIME I NEEDEE TI HAMMER
YET

[Malakittens]

One you don’t know if you were the night 1 target.

Secondly, you legit just hindered my role for the sake of downgrading your own play.
Normally I’d be like whatever, but I legit claimed I needed the hammer in my first post. First.post.

Please tell me how or why town would even do that. It feels like a scum tactic because you legit blocked town from getting something that helps in the future.

If you’re in fact town then you’re just anti town as shit.

If you are scum then bravo you made yourself obv bleeding scum and deserve death.

[Malakittens]

I’d be down to lim Fred, but Vivax is not surviving til endgame because we need to sort that slot ASAP.

I think
Toog might be
Town after all.

[Malakittens]

Yeah I’m got a temperature

GETITCUZIMHOT

oh wait

[Malakittens]

Well both parents are Covid.
I feel like hell.
Rip to vacation, but at least I’m on quarantine mode so I’ll be more active!!

[Malakittens]

HEAL: cyber shell

Back to bed for me

[Malakittens]

HAHHAHAA

IF YOU GUYS TRIED TO KILL ME
THATS WHAT YOU GET

[Malakittens]

I messed up. I woke up and jumped the gun.
I got a little too excited.

[Malakittens]

I’m down to yeet either vivax or Fred.

The more that vivax is playing it sounds like he was trying to get me to rage to obv town it up

But ugh

[Malakittens]

I’m so confused.

I really have only seen janitor as a scum role.

[Malakittens]

Who the hell did Marci replace again?

I can’t remember.

[Malakittens]

Hmmm cakez
Hmmmmm

[Malakittens]

Idk why I had a townread on cakez bc looking at the iso now I don’t see anything town in it at all.

I’m ok with voting out Marci

Ngl

Marci << vivax << Fred

[Malakittens]

I read back on D1 Marci and she kinda seemed to be wanting to hood with beeboy and tried to use that imo to avoid a lim there.
I could see her as a buddy there but it’s gonna be a bold move if that’s the case
But I feel like she’s very passive here and not aggressive at all
Which I know is in her scum range rather than her town range

[Malakittens]

Hm

[Malakittens]

Wut

[Malakittens]

Here’s the thing, I don’t mind voting out either Marci or vivax — cause hear me out.
I don’t like vivax at all this day and maybe I’m biased because he stole my hammer which stole an ability from me, but he said he stole it because he didn’t want mafia to potentiall gain something. I can agree with gamma with the genuine in that.

Marcis interactions with Bby sucked. It felt like she was soft defending him from being eliminated and tried to stall it. I also don’t like the janitor claim

So I don’t mind going either way.

I can potentially see both of them being scum because note that neither of them are voting each other when they both know that their neck is on the line

[Malakittens]

I’m fully confident that this is a scum elim

I’d feel better if others would follow now, thanks <3

[Malakittens]

IDK just when Vivax does something remotely townie he then goes into troll mode & eases that

@legends:

Why do u think Marci is town

I don’t see her hunting as she normally does
She’s just coming into defend and then runs out

[Malakittens]

I disagree with Sara right now, may reconsider in the future, but not an option for today.

[Malakittens]

Regarding marcistar: marcistar I'm definitely fine to execute.

i am most certainly not a fine execute

So give us another option because you have yet to present it.

[Malakittens]

I really don’t think meerkat should be on the table, the same with Yume.

Todays elim should be between Marci vivax or Fred

[Malakittens]

VOTE: Marci

[Malakittens]

So I have a 102 fever -.-

[Malakittens]

The hammer won’t matter anymore tbh

It was really only active for D1

[Malakittens]

I’d sheep gamma

Don’t have any effort at all to give
Sorry
Having this fever that hasn’t broke for two days straight is killing me

Even the Covid fever was better than this <<

VOTE: Fred

[Malakittens]

VOTE: dunn

I need the hammer again.
For real.
No vivax if you take it from me this time I will personally ran an elimination on you

[Malakittens]

I’ll be down to yeet Marci.

I’m getting hammer tho

[Malakittens]

4 more Marci votes

Pls n thx

[Malakittens]

I will still try, though. There must be something I can do to find scum in mastina's name.

You can vote Marci

[Malakittens]

Vivax you’re not helping shh

[Malakittens]

Dunn I am going to shoot you
Beware.
Be scared
Be very afiadd

[Malakittens]

This just in. I have no voice

[Malakittens]

Ok if that wasn’t the icing on the cake.
I get to work with my crush for 12 hours.
This may or may not go very well

[Malakittens]

“ Age of Dragons: If you have three or more dragons, every fourth attack from a dragon fires a Dragonsoul blast that deals magic damage equal to 30 percent of their target’s maximum health. Gain a Nomsy, Zippy, and a random dragon.”

Age of Dragons augment has been selected! There is now two Nomsy.

Would rather eat a flaming sword

[Malakittens]

What do I have to do get this Marci elimination to happen?
Do we want selfies.
Do we want pics of ambulances
Do we want pics of furry animals?

[Malakittens]

What’s the case on Sara again?

Shitposting

[Malakittens]

You remember the one guy from cephrir game
That kept fluffing with no actual content
That survived til endgame and fucked Titus and I in F3
Yeah case is similar to that

[Malakittens]

HEAL: age of dragons

Rawr

[Malakittens]

HEAL: age of dragons

Rawr

So you have chosen...death.

Why?

[Malakittens]

I’m actually rather nervous and might actually change my thought.

Legit the yume comment is making me UNWELL

HEAL: the size thing

[Malakittens]

Reap

[Malakittens]

[Malakittens]

Gamma

What do I gotta do to get enough votes on Marci

Why is this so hard

[Malakittens]

Here votes votes votes

Go on Marci
Marci
Marci

So I can hammer
Hammer hammer

[Malakittens]

We shall see.

[Malakittens]

Marci
I have given you several
Options to do less shit posting and you have yet to do it

So give me one town and one scum read and at least a reason why

[Malakittens]

Sorry I didn’t mean to give it to u