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Datisi's Café [game over!]

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2022 4:16 am
by Datisi
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moderator & designer:
Datisi
| backup moderator:
GeorgeBailey
| reviewers:
DkKoba
,
PookyTheMagicalBear


ah, Datisi's Café! home to (in 99,9% of cases) non-toxic coffee; chill workers who definitely take their job seriously; and only a handful of lawsuits in the company's history. coupled with the owner who brightens the atmosphere in the establishment by displaying humorous images (provided by the goofy backup manager) and playing lovely music from a foreign land that no one's ever heard of, there is no better place for ingesting your daily dose of caffeine.

but a group of inspectors is not having it. having an obsession with silly things like sanitary violations and humane working conditions, they attempted to get their way in court; but after that had failed, they took the matters into their own hands, vowing to either take the company down from the inside, or get fired trying.


player list:
  1. petapan

  2. Ausuka

  3. Malakittens

  4. Nero Cain

  5. PenguinPower
    **
  6. Lukewarm

  7. furtiveglance

  8. Roden

  9. Titus

  10. Uncrowned

  11. Vivax

  12. Andresvmb

  13. mastina

  14. jjh927
    *
  15. Ircher

  16. Dannflor
    RCEnigma
    *
  17. BlueBloodedToffee

  18. Klick
    *
  19. Something_Smart

  20. Ydrasse

  21. fireisredsir
    *
bold = confirmed, asterisk = prod, strike = replaced


alive players:

Spoiler:
  1. Uncrowned,
    moderator of a discord server
    ,
  2. Andresvmb,
    vanilla waiter
    ,
  3. jjh927,
    gamer
    ,
  4. Dannflor,
    vanilla waiter
    ,
  5. Klick,
    coffee addict
    ,


dead players:

Spoiler:
  1. Ircher,
    public announcer
    ,
  2. petapan,
    nosy eavesdropper
    ,
  3. BlueBloodedToffee,
    slumber party host
    ,
  4. Nero Cain,
    med student
    ,
  5. Roden,
    flirt
    ,
  6. Vivax,
    law student
    ,
  7. Ausuka,
    vanilla waiter
    ,
  8. Titus,
    private investigator
    ,
  9. Lukewarm,
    vanilla waiter
    ,
  10. Malakittens,
    history expert
    ,
  11. Ydrasse,
    party crasher
    ,
  12. mastina,
    inspection company CEO's nibling
    ,
  13. Something_Smart,
    vanilla waiter
    ,
  14. fireisredsir,
    saboteur
    ,
  15. PenguinPower,
    forum mafia player
    ,
  16. furtiveglance,
    karen
    ,


events:

Spoiler:


Spoiler: VoteCount Settings
Living Playersfurtiveglance (replaces FG; fg)
Uncrowned
Andresvmb
jjh927
Dannflor (replaced Dann; RCEnigma; RCE)
Klick


Links

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2022 4:23 am
by Datisi
rules

shamelessly stolen
inspired by plotinus' and schadd_'s rulesets.

the tl;dr:

~ days: 14 days while 14+ players, 10 days afterwards. nights: 2 days.
~ majority fires.
~ 48 hour before prod, 24 hours before replacement.
~ if you want to replace out, pm me.
~ flavour has no bearing on player alignments.
~ don't be a dick.

the basics:

~ follow all site rules.
~ my mod colour is
teal
. you can use it if you want, just don't attempt to impersonate me.
~ you may not talk to each other about this game outside of threads i have created for this purpose. you may not talk about other ongoing games in this thread.
~
if you wish to replace out, pm me, do not request replacement in thread.
do not discuss your reasons for replacing out publically. do not threaten to replace out or tell other players to replace out. if you have any concerns that a player should be replaced, pm me.
~ do not quote pm's from the mod at all, either real or fabricated. do not quote posts from private threads. this includes specific timestamps. paraphrasing is acceptable.
~
don’t be a dick.
this is a heated game but toxicity will not be tolerated. attack the play not the player. if your fellow players tell you to stop, you must stop. if you do not stop, i will tell you to stop. if you still do not stop, you will be force-replaced.
~
flavour is just flavour, and has no bearing on player alignments.
don't use it to make arguments.
~ play to win. seriously claiming scum with another player is against the rules. i will judge what counts as serious - don't toe the line.
~ if you have any questions about the rules, feel free to pm me.

days and voting:

~ days lasts up to 14 real-life days while there's 14+ players alive, and 10 days afterwards.
~ extensions may or may not be granted if there are replacements, or if the circumstances call for it (for example, if the site was experiencing issues).
~ votes must be in bold in the format VOTE: datisi or
vote: datisi
. Strong preference for using vote tags instead of bold tags. unvotes are nice but not required. type [
v]datisi[
/v] to vote and [
uv]datisi[
/uv] to unvote.
~ you can use nicknames when voting, as long as it is clear who you're referring to.
~ if i think it’s a vote, it’s a vote.
~ days end early when a simple majority of players (50% of living players + 1 rounded down) vote to fire somebody.
~ if a majority is not reached at deadline or if a majority of the players vote for no fire, the day will end without a fire. at evens, 50% is sufficient for no fire.
~ twilight begins when a majority is reached and lasts until i lock the thread. you're still alive until i flip you so you can talk in any game threads you have access to until then, but no votes or unvotes will be counted.
~ it takes (100% of living players + 1) votes to fire the moderator.

activity and v/la:

~ you must post at least once every 48 hours or i will prod you. you then have 24 hours to post in the game thread or i will replace you. if you come back before i find a replacement, you can stay.
~ if i have to prod you for the fourth time, i will automatically start searching for a replacement.
~ if you haven't posted in the 24 hours before the thread is locked for night, you must reply to the night start pm or you will be replaced during the night.
~ players can request me to prod somebody early. this will only count as an official prod if you don't post before you would have been due for a prod.
~ if you need to be absent for longer than 48 hours, you should declare
v/la
in bold in the thread like this: [
b]
@mod: I will be v/la until thursday
[
/b]. while you are v/la, you will be nudged once every 60 hours. two nudges equals one prod. if you have not posted game advancing content in 5 days, regardless of v/la status, you will be replaced.
~ a naked "prod dodge" does not reset the prod timer. to avoid being prodded/replaced for inactivity, include some game advancing content in your prodges, such as "got prodded; datisi is still scum."

nights and night actions:

~ nights last 48 hours.
~ the night phase can be shortened if every living player -- even those with no night actions -- agrees to it and if I'm not busy.
~ you may submit actions via pm. if you have a scum pt, a mason pt, or a notes pt, you may also submit your actions there. if the actions are not submitted by the deadline then you do nothing. you can change your mind as many times as you like before the deadline.
~ if i don't hear from you about your night actions, i'll pm you 24 hours before the deadline. this doesn't count as a prod. if i still don't hear from you, you will take no action.

miscellaneous:

~ let me know if you want a private thread to store your thoughts and feedback for the other players. you may draft posts in your notes pt if the posts are clearly meant to be posted in the main thread. you may talk about your notes pt. you may not directly quote from your notes pt, and you may not use it to demonstrate that you've had a town mindset in private all along; just put your town mindset in public to begin with and keep your notes to yourself.
~ provable randomness is against the rules. saying that you rolled a dice is fine, using dice tags or random.org screenshots is not.
~ no hard to read / extremely small text. cryptography is forbidden. breadcrumbing is okay.
~ using scripts to alter or hide another player's posts is not allowed.
~ the only allowed media is embedded content, or links to uneditable content. for example, you are not allowed to link vocaroos and pastebins in the thread.
~ very big images and big chunks of non-game-related text are allowed, as long as they are spoiled. if you post them without a spoiler, i will edit a spoiler in.
~ excessive spamming is not allowed.
~ the mod may make mistakes. minor errors (such as a mistake in the vote count) can be pointed out in-thread. for bigger errors, please pm me.
~ i reserve the right to alter/remove/add any rules as i see fit. you will be notified if this happens.

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2022 4:26 am
by Datisi
public info about the setup


1. the basics:

~ the town faction is named
café's employees
. the mafia faction is named
the inspectors
.
~ closed setup.
~ while the setup does not meet normal guidelines, it is non-bastard, and none of the roles are overly complex.
~ players are not able to multitask unless otherwise specified, with one exception: if a non-town player has the ability to use more than one kill in the same night, the same player may carry out more than one kill.
~ non-town power roles function as normal.
~ using town power roles requires
productivity percentage points
; see below.

2. using town power roles:

~ during each day, each member of the town may choose how productive they're going to be at work that day, ranging from 0% to 100%.
~ if they do not submit anything, they will default to 100% productivity.
~ at the start of each night, each town member will gain [100% minus their productivity that day] productivity percentage points.
~ for example, if they were 75% productive on d1, they will gain 25% productivity percentage points at the start of n1.
~ in order to use their power role, they must have the needed number of productivity percentage points, as said in their role pm.
~ productivity percentage points do not have to be used immediately, and they do not disappear if not used immediately.

3. the average of town's productivity:

~ at the end of each day, the arithmetic average of all townies' productivity that day is calculated.
~ if the average is 75% or higher, nothing happens.
~ if the average is lower than 75% and not lower than 50%, the mafia gets one extra kill to use that night.
~ if the average is lower than 50% and not lower than 25%, the mafia gets two extra kills to use that night.
~ if the average is lower than 25%, the mafia gets three extra kills to use that night.
~ it is
not
publicly revealed what the town's average productivity is, or how many extra kills the mafia has that night.
~ the mafia will only know how many extra nightkills they have, if any; they will not be informed what the town's average productivity was.

4. sample town vanilla and town power role role pm:

Spoiler:
vanilla waiterwelcome,
Datisi
! you are a
vanilla waiter
, aligned with
café's employees
!

this job sucks, but it beats being homeless.


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day abilities:

during each day, you may choose how productive you're going to be at work that day, ranging from 0% to 100%. if you do not submit anything, you will default to 100% productivity. for a complete explanation of this mechanic, please read the setup post, located here.

night abilities:

n/a

win condition:

you win once all threats to
café's employees
have been fired, and at least one member of
café's employees
is still in the game.

the main thread is here. please confirm by replying to this pm with your role name.

omniscient, omnipotent waiterwelcome,
Datisi
! you are an
omniscient, omnipotent waiter
, aligned with
café's employees
!

solving world hunger? achieving world peace? but Datisi's café needs you!


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day abilities:

during each day, you may choose how productive you're going to be at work that day, ranging from 0% to 100%. if you do not submit anything, you will default to 100% productivity. for a complete explanation of this mechanic, please read the setup post, located here.

night abilities:

informed [cost: 69%]
- during the night, activate this power. assuming no interference with your action, you will learn the exact alignment of every single player in the game.
multiacting 10-shot vigilante [cost: 420%; +1337% for each additional usage]
- during the night, target up to 10 players to attempt to get them fired.

win condition:

you win once all threats to
café's employees
have been fired, and at least one member of
café's employees
is still in the game.

the main thread is here. please confirm by replying to this pm with your role name.

~ note: all town vanillas will receive the same role pm.

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2022 7:17 am
by Datisi
all role pm's are out! everyone has about 48 hours from this point to confirm their role. the game will start when 18/21 people confirm (and when i prepare the intro flavour).

currently confirmed: 21/21

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2022 12:36 pm
by Datisi
flavourmonday, 7am. still half-asleep, you clock into work at Datisi's Café. it wasn't a great job, but it had its perks: you could have as much coffee as you wanted, you got to yell at a rude customer every once in a while, and you were pretty sure your manager did not actually care about the amount of work you all were doing.

the sound of a nearby door opening interrupted you from your thoughts. through them, you saw the manager himself, Datisi. as usual for him for this time of day, he was holding a huge mug of coffee and he looked like he had slept less than 3 hours last night. he lazily waved his free hand towards the break room, signaling you all to follow him.

"right, so," he started once everyone had gathered inside, "you're all aware of that lawsuit we had to face recently?"

"the one where we almost killed 3 people due to serving coffee with spoiled milk?" was heard from somewhere in the room.

"no, the other one."

"the one where one of the waiters got into a physical fight with a customer and broke 4 of his bones?" said another worker, which was followed by giggling from a few employees, and a whispered "he deserved it!" from the perpetrator of said bone breakage.

datisi sighed. "the
other
other one."

"oh, the one where you got sued for making your employees work 7 days a week, no days off for months, and for below minimum wage?"

"yeah, that one." datisi took a sip of his coffee, hoping his caffeine-withdrawal headache would go away soon. "you know the inspection company that was helping them out in court? well, they're still salty that they lost. and for days now i've been noticing missing documents and items."

he was walking around the room as he spoke, the speech making him feel slightly more alive. "well, while trying to break into the system to steal more info, they made a mistake last night. and based on the information i've managed to gather from the company network, this is an inside job."

the room fell silent, and soon awkward glances were being exchanged between the employees. "you mean... from here? from us?"

"yes. i don't know how many, but..." he trailed off, before returning his gaze on the workforce, and speaking in a much firmer tone. "here's what we're going to do. due to recent involvements with the law, my powers are currently limited. i can fire one person each day, and i trust that you will be able to figure out who is loyal to this café, and who isn't. so at the end of the workday, let me know who you've decided should be fired."

Datisi was about to leave the break room, considering the meeting over. but just as he was opening the door, petapan interrupted him.

"hold on. so, you're the leader of a workforce that isn't doing its job very well, that has a company that wants to destroy it, and whose members are acting as moles within us.
and
you're basically forcing us into playing that awful social deduction game?" as petapan was saying that, Malakittens, Lukewarm, Titus, Andresvmb, and fireisredsir all turned their heads towards him, clearly taking interest in what he was saying.

"does anyone else think this feels familiar?"

Datisi blankly stared at him for a moment. "i have no clue what you're talking about. oh well, good luck!" was the last thing he said before he finally left the room, slamming the door shut behind him.

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2022 12:38 pm
by Datisi
vote count 1.00

with 21 votes in play, it takes 11 to make a decision. day 1 ends in (expired on 2022-09-29 01:45:00).


firing
not voting [21]:
petapan, Ausuka, Malakittens, Nero Cain, PenguinPower, Lukewarm, furtiveglance, Roden, Titus, Uncrowned, Vivax, Andresvmb, mastina, jjh927, Ircher, RCEnigma, BlueBloodedToffee, Klick, Something_Smart, Ydrasse, fireisredsir


mod notes~ Uncrowned and Andresvmb have (expired on 2022-09-16 20:30:00) to confirm their role pm before i start looking for replacements.
~ this is a mod note.


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Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2022 12:43 pm
by Nero Cain

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2022 12:45 pm
by PenguinPower
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Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2022 12:46 pm
by PenguinPower
VOTE: s_s

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2022 12:46 pm
by petapan
do do do do do do-do do

VOTE: klick

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2022 12:51 pm
by Ydrasse
meep

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2022 12:55 pm
by Something_Smart
this is not a mod note.

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2022 12:56 pm
by Roden
Town PM let's goooo

VOTE: Ydrasse

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2022 12:57 pm
by Nero Cain

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2022 1:03 pm
by Vivax
I'm on a path that is intertwined with
A debt that's paid when the world goes silent
Me too

Hope it's soon cause I've been on the party path for 3 years and don't want regrets :mrgreen:

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2022 1:06 pm
by Ircher
VOTE: Ausuka

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2022 1:12 pm
by Vivax
So I suppose this isn't some covert mason lodge, theosophic society, luciferian church?
Or is it a spy agency? The Craig came here to train before the movie. Altitude keeps your blood well fed, so to say.
Or do we actually play mafia?

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2022 1:15 pm
by mastina
Hi y'all, I'm gonna be fully transparent with this:
I am setting my productivity to 0% today.


You may call that anti-town as much as you want; you can consider it suspicious as much as you want. Which is fair. The scum extra kill mechanism is ludicrously strong and I am fully aware of the risks.

But I have very strong reasons for doing so. I promise that by D4, you'll know why.
I won't go 0% more than once.

But for ~reasons~ I need to go 0% today. Let's just say I'll become a scumhunting GOD.

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2022 1:21 pm
by fireisredsir
bc this game doesn't have a postcap and larges can sometimes get kinda miserable without one, if d1 starts to get close to like idk 80-100 pages i suggest we simply yeet someone

who wants to join me on this mission

we need 10 more to sign the pact

VOTE: ausuka

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2022 1:21 pm
by Ircher
As long as we achieve 1,275 points out of 1,700 points each day, we will be fine. If mastina is setting hers to 0%, then we need to average 80 points per player to avoid the extra night kills.

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2022 1:22 pm
by Ircher
I think we should end the day at 50 pages.

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2022 1:23 pm
by mastina
In post 9, petapan wrote:do do do do do do-do do

VOTE: klick
Town.

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2022 1:23 pm
by mastina
In post 10, Ydrasse wrote:meep
Town.

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2022 1:24 pm
by mastina
In post 12, Roden wrote:Town PM let's goooo

VOTE: Ydrasse
Press
X
to doubt.

Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2022 1:24 pm
by Ydrasse
In post 18, fireisredsir wrote:bc this game doesn't have a postcap and larges can sometimes get kinda miserable without one, if d1 starts to get close to like idk 80-100 pages i suggest we simply yeet someone

who wants to join me on this mission

we need 10 more to sign the pact

VOTE: ausuka
let's do 50