Identity Reboot [post-Round 10]

[Aristophanes]

Group 2 better get ready to rumble!

[SleepyKrew]

I have never worn a onesie in my life.

[Aristophanes]

I have never worn a onesie in my life.

Unbelievable! :O

[KittyMo]

SleepyKrew did write the denial letters.
Thus, by process of elimination, you have divined that IPS has two older sisters with the same first name! Nicely done.

Strangers	Identities
James Brafin	Has been talking to their robot vacuum like it's a pet, and been told this is weird, but when they told their mum they'd bought one the first thing she asked was if they'd named it, so maybe it isn't weird
N	Heard some friends talking about anal beads and assumed they were discussing a rosary
pablito	Is learning 28 languages (not counting one reverse tree) on Duolingo
Plotinus	Once was awake for an entire week without sleeping
RadiantCowbells	One day, drank a pint of beer every hour for being awake and ended up playing soccer while drunk
Radja	Used to have an imaginary twin
StrangerCoug	Went to an amusement park with a friend who started throwing up in a rollercoaster while [stranger] was sitting next to him

Confirmed No Match

Plotinus -> Is learning 28 languages (not counting one reverse tree) on Duolingo

Assistance

Tri-dentity | Double Dip | 6 questions

Friendly reminder that you're getting close to the assistance revocation line.

Match Attempts
10
9
8
---Line of Assistance Revocation---
7
6
5
4
3
2
1

[Aristophanes]

Friendly reminder that you're getting close to the assistance revocation line.

Right! Danke

I forget, can the two assistance stack?
Like use a double dip on a tridentity?

[KittyMo]

You may use them both for the same one yeah. Only thing to remember for Tri-dentity is that once you use it, that identity has to be the next ID you solve.

[Fluminator]

I meet up with some old high school friends a few times a year. A couple of them are outdoorsy and somehow convinced the rest of us to go camping. It was my first (and last) time camping so I took a LOT of precautions, including a couple things of bear spray. I felt pretty fucking smart when a bear showed up and got chased off by my spray. I'm not the one that actually sprayed the bear, because I'm a wimp, but it was my spray that got used. So I'm a hero.

lol, if this was true, I'd consider you more heroic than what I actually did.

Me and a friend were just so loud we scared away a bear from a couple in front of us without realizing.

[Mina]

Dammit!

Imma have to get that story off you sometime, Mina

It was for Halloween this year at work. Certain people on my team were very insistent that we all dress up in costumes, and I went along with it to not be a killjoy. But somehow the costume theme became animals, and one coworker found 50% off animal onesies and offered to pick some up for everyone. The elephant looked much cuter and less ridiculous in pictures than in reality, so I didn't realize just what I'd roped myself into until I tried it on.

[Iprobablysuck]

If anyone’s curious, my parents had previous marriages before meeting each other, each having some kids. It’s just a coincidence they both happened to have daughters with the same name when they met

[Aristophanes]

I actually was quite curious how that could happen, IPS! What are the chances!

Mina, pics or it didn't happen? XD
Sounds like a blast actually!

Flum, you're still a hero <3

[Aristophanes]

Okay, let's

Tridentity the Imaginary Twin

plz

[KittyMo]

That identity belongs to one of N, Plotinus, and StrangerCoug. You must solve it before attempting to solve others.

[Aristophanes]

Well that is an interesting split.

@All 3
What purpose did your imaginary twin serve in your life and, if you don't mind a compound and therefore slightly illegal question, why did you retire them?

[StrangerCoug]

I was bullied a lot in school and didn't have very many friends. The imaginary twin was meant to be someone I could talk to that was my own age who understood me. I called him Scott, after my middle name. As I got older, around 13, the idea of having an imaginary twin started seeming silly even to me, and Scott was made redundant anyway by the fact that I had started going to counseling by then. I could tell the counselor anything I didn't feel comfortable telling my parents, and more importantly, the counselor could provide insight that Scott could not, as Scott existed only in my imagination and could not know anything I didn't already.

[KittyMo]

I'll allow the question. Plot is still V/LA jsyk

[N]

it started off a misunderstanding. as a family, we met someone (don't remember who now) who thought that cheerygod and I looked so similar we must have been twins. I met them again without cheerygod and they asked me how my twin was. I didn't know what they were talking about and so made some stuff up, thinking it was a joke-reference to something else. it all fell apart when this person met us at the same time again and asked cheerygod how his trip to kangaroo island was.

[Errantparabola]

in stranger

[Plotinus]

I was a precocious and trouble preteen, who had a penchant for reading their mother's magazines, and believing most of what I read because the target audience was grown ups. One of the articles was about twins have an innate connection to each other and that people who lose a twin in the womb wind up going through life always missing something that should be there and being depressed. The article said that a lot of pregnancies end in miscarriage and that if there's some bleeding early on during the pregnancy it could be the loss of one of the twins, so it's possible there are a lot of people who are missing a twin who don't even realise it! This clearly explained all of my problems!!! So I named my dead twin and wrote them letters and I could talk to her about my problems that i couldn't talk to anybody about. I really did believe it for a while but I guess as my teenagehood progressed I just stopped keeping in contact with this dead person who probably never existed.

[KittyMo]

Strangers	Identities
James Brafin	Has been talking to their robot vacuum like it's a pet, and been told this is weird, but when they told their mum they'd bought one the first thing she asked was if they'd named it, so maybe it isn't weird
N	Heard some friends talking about anal beads and assumed they were discussing a rosary
pablito	Is learning 28 languages (not counting one reverse tree) on Duolingo
Plotinus	Once was awake for an entire week without sleeping
RadiantCowbells	One day, drank a pint of beer every hour for being awake and ended up playing soccer while drunk
Radja	Used to have an imaginary twin
StrangerCoug	Went to an amusement park with a friend who started throwing up in a rollercoaster while [stranger] was sitting next to him

Confirmed No Match

Plotinus -> Is learning 28 languages (not counting one reverse tree) on Duolingo

Assistance

Double Dip | 3 questions

Match Attempts
10
9
8
---Line of Assistance Revocation---
7
6
5
4
3
2
1

[Menalque]

/in stranger

[Equinox]

/in as stranger

[Aristophanes]

Imma have to

Match Plotty

with this one

[KittyMo]

Correct!

After your next correct match, you will lose all accrued assistance.

Strangers	Identities
James Brafin	Has been talking to their robot vacuum like it's a pet, and been told this is weird, but when they told their mum they'd bought one the first thing she asked was if they'd named it, so maybe it isn't weird
N	Heard some friends talking about anal beads and assumed they were discussing a rosary
pablito	Is learning 28 languages (not counting one reverse tree) on Duolingo
RadiantCowbells	Once was awake for an entire week without sleeping
Radja	One day, drank a pint of beer every hour for being awake and ended up playing soccer while drunk
StrangerCoug	Went to an amusement park with a friend who started throwing up in a rollercoaster while [stranger] was sitting next to him

Assistance

Double Dip | 4 questions

Match Attempts
10
9
8
---Line of Assistance Revocation---
7
6
5
4
3
2
1

[Aristophanes]

Holy shit!

They were all good answers btw, nice work guys!

I'm gonna use up the questions and double dip so lemme figure this out. May as well use it before I lose it!

[Plotinus]

Like StrangerCoug, I also named mine after my middle name. I thought saying that might throw you off though because it'd look like I was copying him