Slaughter Hour: Grand Debut | All Shows Must End

skitter30 · Post Post #1200 (ISO) » Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:11 pm

In post 1199, PookyTheMagicalBear wrote:what a fucking ride

Taly · Post Post #1201 (ISO) » Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:12 pm

Catboi: The Mafiascum Horror Movie

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #1202 (ISO) » Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:12 pm

i think he knows its wrong but the man hit empty 2 days ago and he's been running on fumes and unicorn farts ever since

Prism · Post Post #1203 (ISO) » Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:12 pm

never heard tom brady get called a unicorn but first time for everything i guess

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #1204 (ISO) » Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:13 pm

we're all just degenerate f5ing to see the end

this is worse than that parachute game

skitter30 · Post Post #1205 (ISO) » Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:14 pm

I know exactly the kind of mindet he's in: the pieces dont *quite* fit right, but he cant quite figure out what would, but this is the best conclusion he can come to

I've done it more than once

Elo is fuckin' stressful

<3 peta, you rocked this endgame

Prism · Post Post #1206 (ISO) » Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:17 pm

no he didn't he fuckin sucked LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Taly · Post Post #1207 (ISO) » Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:18 pm

Prism · Post Post #1208 (ISO) » Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:18 pm

Mafia is a sport of violence, exclusion and degradation. So, when you're picking players in the themed queue, remember to pick the bigger, stronger players for your team, like Ydrasse. That way, you can all gang up on the weaker ones, like peta here.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #1209 (ISO) » Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:22 pm

ydra is probably the best scum player of all time because she can go deepwolf and absolutely nobody will even notice she is there until she's picking up her DC scummy.

Prism · Post Post #1210 (ISO) » Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:23 pm

peta's sitting here in this moment of quiet being like "i'll write my way out"

Prism · Post Post #1211 (ISO) » Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:24 pm

THE WORLD WAITS

ALL 4 OF US

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #1212 (ISO) » Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:25 pm

who lives who dies who writes your story....

skitter30 · Post Post #1213 (ISO) » Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:25 pm

Hamilton <3

Taly · Post Post #1214 (ISO) » Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:26 pm

hjrtskegnm4etrsnl elgawfk

Taly · Post Post #1215 (ISO) » Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:28 pm

i can choke

peta

through the screen at the moment omg

Prism · Post Post #1216 (ISO) » Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:28 pm

OH MY FUCKING GOD I SAW HIM POST AND THOUGHT IT WAS OVER

AND OF COURSE THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS WATCHING A MARTIAL ARTS MOVIE INSTEAD

skitter30 · Post Post #1217 (ISO) » Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:29 pm

The contrast between here and the main thread is hilarious lol

Prism · Post Post #1218 (ISO) » Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:29 pm

THIS FUCKING DUDE

I LITERALLY SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING

HOW AM I GETTING TROLLED FROM THE DEAD PT WHAT THE FUCK

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #1219 (ISO) » Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:31 pm

Imagine watching a jet li movie to pump yourself up to throw instead of rereading the thread. Fucking wild

Prism · Post Post #1220 (ISO) » Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:31 pm

the real surprise here is that it's an actual popular movie, normally he goes for random 80s b-list shit

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #1221 (ISO) » Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:32 pm

This is like that time before my final when instead of studying any of the material I decided to chug a four pack of Red Bull and watch Danny Macaskill riding his bike on a mountain.

Taly · Post Post #1222 (ISO) » Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:33 pm

THE FUCKING AUDACITY OF THIS MAN

Prism · Post Post #1223 (ISO) » Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:35 pm

this fucking NEET boomer who hasn't left his house since 1993 has us all on the edge of his seats waiting for him to hammer

and of course he's watching some fucking random martial arts film and eating spaghetti-os straight from the can or some shit

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #1224 (ISO) » Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:35 pm

Maybe Jet Li can inspire him to go for Peking Duck