Zendo Questions III

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #850 (ISO) » Wed Jul 27, 2022 3:25 pm

Do you want to build a snowman or are we actually doomed to freeze?

StrangerCoug · Post Post #851 (ISO) » Wed Jul 27, 2022 3:27 pm

Oh, shoot, should I panic now?

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #852 (ISO) » Wed Jul 27, 2022 3:29 pm

In post 851, StrangerCoug wrote:Oh, shoot, should I panic now?

Yes

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #853 (ISO) » Wed Jul 27, 2022 3:33 pm

?????

Farren · Post Post #854 (ISO) » Wed Jul 27, 2022 3:36 pm

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

HINT 1: these two were provided after question 50:

On fire, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's not on fire; someone just covered it in red paint.
(No)
Fabulous in socks, do I look? -
Those sequins are dazzling!
(Yes)

HINT (2a): For questions answered YES, adding extra words to the end of the question will not change its answer.
HINT (2b): There is a second property for which adding extra words to the end of the question will not change its answer. As of question 75, one question was halfway towards that property; no others reached that mark.

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)
Is Spring the worst season? -
It's tainted by proximity to winter.
(Yes)
How many organisms are on Mars? -
Less than or equal to the number of canals.
(No)
Is Winter the worst season and Summer the best? -
Truer words were never spoken.
(Yes)
Is Summer the worst season and Winter the best? -
This answer paid for by a consortium of ski manufacturers.
(Yes)
Is this a good shirt? -
Made with all-natural materials, except for the ones that aren't.
(Yes)
Is this rule challenging? -
Not for me to resolve. For solving, your mileage may vary.
(No)
Is thia rule challenging? -
Adding an accent doesn't change the answer.
(No)
Is this a bad sock? -
Steel wool is not an appropriate material for footwear.
(Yes)
Are there any petitioners in hiding that wish to announce themselves? -
We know you're out there ...
(Yes)
Is this a good sock? -
It works great for staining wood.
(Yes)
Is this a bad shirt? -
It's missing all of its buttons.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
Lighter fluid, matches, and alcohol.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on water? -
We had to put the fire out somehow, didn't we?
(Yes)
Did we start the fire? -
Billy Joel lied!
(Yes)
Start the fire, did we? -
Careless with candles, mmm?
(Yes)
How are many organisms on Mars? -
They arrived via the non-existent canals.
(No)
Is this true? -
Where did you hear a story like that? Preposterous.
(No)
Is it neither true nor false? -
It defies logical classification.
(Yes)
Do the laws of logic even apply here? -
Those who ignore the law will be held accountable by it.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on ice? -
Liquids and computers don't mix.
(Yes)
On ice, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
An acrylic block, that is.
(No)
On water, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Convincing, the acrylic is, mmm?
(No)
On blocks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Your tires; missing, they are.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
Your car is missing its tires.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on fire? -
There's a computer inside it, which is also on fire.
(Yes)
On fire, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Smokin', your car is. On fire, your car is not.
(No)
On blocks, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Safe your computer must be, against the Wet side of the Force!
(Yes)
On fire, JakeTheWolfie's car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Old news, that is; extinguished it, the firefighters have.
(No)
On blocks? -
The tires were destroyed in the blaze.
(Yes)
On fire? -
Firefighters 1, fire 0.
(No)
On water? -
The car was coated in oil; water would have been ill-advised.
(No)
On ice? -
Throwing ice cubes at fires is also ill-advised.
(No)
Any particular reason? -
The ice is unlikely to put out the fire, and you can only throw the cubes so fast.
(Yes)
Is there any? -
We're out of ice; someone threw it at the fire.
(No)
Is there any particular reason? -
Someone took advice from the internet.
(Yes)
On bricks, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's for camouflage; it's trying to hide from a barn.
(Yes)
On bricks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Barns are dangerous. Everyone should be hiding from them.
(Yes)
On bricks? -
Without bricks, there is no escape.
(Yes)
Bricks on? -
If you're spotted while buried in bricks, you're doomed.
(No)
is there, any particular reason why; my car is, On fire? -
blame StrangerCoug; he sacrificed, it for Knowledge.
(Yes)
Oracle, your rule sucks, yeah? -
Suckers!
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer sucks? -
Someone replaced its RAM with IOUs.
(Yes)
Sucks, my computer; any particular reason why, is there? -
Cooling, you have not. Overheating, your computer is.
(Yes)
Shall we? -
Let us be gone from this place.
(Yes)
Did we start? -
No task is slower to finish than the one never begun.
(No)
Is today? -
Is yesterday. Today starts tomorrow.
(No)
On fire, my computer is? -
On fire, it will be, if cooling you do not get. Currently on fire, it is not.
(No)
The fire is today!? -
It has graciously agreed to schedule itself in advance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman or are we actually doomed to freeze? -
No snow here; an evil spirit was possessing my barometer.
(No)
Oh, shoot, should I panic now? -
Please schedule your panic attack for after the fire.
(No)
????? -
The fire has not occurred yet. Please remain calm.
(No)

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #855 (ISO) » Wed Jul 27, 2022 3:45 pm

challenging rule this Is?

Farren · Post Post #856 (ISO) » Wed Jul 27, 2022 3:47 pm

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

HINT 1: these two were provided after question 50:

On fire, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's not on fire; someone just covered it in red paint.
(No)
Fabulous in socks, do I look? -
Those sequins are dazzling!
(Yes)

HINT (2a): For questions answered YES, adding extra words to the end of the question will not change its answer.
HINT (2b): There is a second property for which adding extra words to the end of the question will not change its answer. As of question 75, one question was halfway towards that property; no others reached that mark.

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)
Is Spring the worst season? -
It's tainted by proximity to winter.
(Yes)
How many organisms are on Mars? -
Less than or equal to the number of canals.
(No)
Is Winter the worst season and Summer the best? -
Truer words were never spoken.
(Yes)
Is Summer the worst season and Winter the best? -
This answer paid for by a consortium of ski manufacturers.
(Yes)
Is this a good shirt? -
Made with all-natural materials, except for the ones that aren't.
(Yes)
Is this rule challenging? -
Not for me to resolve. For solving, your mileage may vary.
(No)
Is thia rule challenging? -
Adding an accent doesn't change the answer.
(No)
Is this a bad sock? -
Steel wool is not an appropriate material for footwear.
(Yes)
Are there any petitioners in hiding that wish to announce themselves? -
We know you're out there ...
(Yes)
Is this a good sock? -
It works great for staining wood.
(Yes)
Is this a bad shirt? -
It's missing all of its buttons.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
Lighter fluid, matches, and alcohol.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on water? -
We had to put the fire out somehow, didn't we?
(Yes)
Did we start the fire? -
Billy Joel lied!
(Yes)
Start the fire, did we? -
Careless with candles, mmm?
(Yes)
How are many organisms on Mars? -
They arrived via the non-existent canals.
(No)
Is this true? -
Where did you hear a story like that? Preposterous.
(No)
Is it neither true nor false? -
It defies logical classification.
(Yes)
Do the laws of logic even apply here? -
Those who ignore the law will be held accountable by it.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on ice? -
Liquids and computers don't mix.
(Yes)
On ice, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
An acrylic block, that is.
(No)
On water, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Convincing, the acrylic is, mmm?
(No)
On blocks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Your tires; missing, they are.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
Your car is missing its tires.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on fire? -
There's a computer inside it, which is also on fire.
(Yes)
On fire, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Smokin', your car is. On fire, your car is not.
(No)
On blocks, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Safe your computer must be, against the Wet side of the Force!
(Yes)
On fire, JakeTheWolfie's car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Old news, that is; extinguished it, the firefighters have.
(No)
On blocks? -
The tires were destroyed in the blaze.
(Yes)
On fire? -
Firefighters 1, fire 0.
(No)
On water? -
The car was coated in oil; water would have been ill-advised.
(No)
On ice? -
Throwing ice cubes at fires is also ill-advised.
(No)
Any particular reason? -
The ice is unlikely to put out the fire, and you can only throw the cubes so fast.
(Yes)
Is there any? -
We're out of ice; someone threw it at the fire.
(No)
Is there any particular reason? -
Someone took advice from the internet.
(Yes)
On bricks, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's for camouflage; it's trying to hide from a barn.
(Yes)
On bricks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Barns are dangerous. Everyone should be hiding from them.
(Yes)
On bricks? -
Without bricks, there is no escape.
(Yes)
Bricks on? -
If you're spotted while buried in bricks, you're doomed.
(No)
is there, any particular reason why; my car is, On fire? -
blame StrangerCoug; he sacrificed, it for Knowledge.
(Yes)
Oracle, your rule sucks, yeah? -
Suckers!
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer sucks? -
Someone replaced its RAM with IOUs.
(Yes)
Sucks, my computer; any particular reason why, is there? -
Cooling, you have not. Overheating, your computer is.
(Yes)
Shall we? -
Let us be gone from this place.
(Yes)
Did we start? -
No task is slower to finish than the one never begun.
(No)
Is today? -
Is yesterday. Today starts tomorrow.
(No)
On fire, my computer is? -
On fire, it will be, if cooling you do not get. Currently on fire, it is not.
(No)
The fire is today!? -
It has graciously agreed to schedule itself in advance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman or are we actually doomed to freeze? -
No snow here; an evil spirit was possessing my barometer.
(No)
Oh, shoot, should I panic now? -
Please schedule your panic attack for after the fire.
(No)
????? -
The fire has not occurred yet. Please remain calm.
(No)
challenging rule this Is? -
A challenge, it is proving.
(Yes)

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #857 (ISO) » Wed Jul 27, 2022 3:49 pm

now panic I should, shoot Oh?

Farren · Post Post #858 (ISO) » Wed Jul 27, 2022 3:53 pm

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

HINT 1: these two were provided after question 50:

On fire, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's not on fire; someone just covered it in red paint.
(No)
Fabulous in socks, do I look? -
Those sequins are dazzling!
(Yes)

HINT (2a): For questions answered YES, adding extra words to the end of the question will not change its answer.
HINT (2b): There is a second property for which adding extra words to the end of the question will not change its answer. As of question 75, one question was halfway towards that property; no others reached that mark.

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)
Is Spring the worst season? -
It's tainted by proximity to winter.
(Yes)
How many organisms are on Mars? -
Less than or equal to the number of canals.
(No)
Is Winter the worst season and Summer the best? -
Truer words were never spoken.
(Yes)
Is Summer the worst season and Winter the best? -
This answer paid for by a consortium of ski manufacturers.
(Yes)
Is this a good shirt? -
Made with all-natural materials, except for the ones that aren't.
(Yes)
Is this rule challenging? -
Not for me to resolve. For solving, your mileage may vary.
(No)
Is thia rule challenging? -
Adding an accent doesn't change the answer.
(No)
Is this a bad sock? -
Steel wool is not an appropriate material for footwear.
(Yes)
Are there any petitioners in hiding that wish to announce themselves? -
We know you're out there ...
(Yes)
Is this a good sock? -
It works great for staining wood.
(Yes)
Is this a bad shirt? -
It's missing all of its buttons.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
Lighter fluid, matches, and alcohol.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on water? -
We had to put the fire out somehow, didn't we?
(Yes)
Did we start the fire? -
Billy Joel lied!
(Yes)
Start the fire, did we? -
Careless with candles, mmm?
(Yes)
How are many organisms on Mars? -
They arrived via the non-existent canals.
(No)
Is this true? -
Where did you hear a story like that? Preposterous.
(No)
Is it neither true nor false? -
It defies logical classification.
(Yes)
Do the laws of logic even apply here? -
Those who ignore the law will be held accountable by it.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on ice? -
Liquids and computers don't mix.
(Yes)
On ice, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
An acrylic block, that is.
(No)
On water, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Convincing, the acrylic is, mmm?
(No)
On blocks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Your tires; missing, they are.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
Your car is missing its tires.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on fire? -
There's a computer inside it, which is also on fire.
(Yes)
On fire, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Smokin', your car is. On fire, your car is not.
(No)
On blocks, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Safe your computer must be, against the Wet side of the Force!
(Yes)
On fire, JakeTheWolfie's car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Old news, that is; extinguished it, the firefighters have.
(No)
On blocks? -
The tires were destroyed in the blaze.
(Yes)
On fire? -
Firefighters 1, fire 0.
(No)
On water? -
The car was coated in oil; water would have been ill-advised.
(No)
On ice? -
Throwing ice cubes at fires is also ill-advised.
(No)
Any particular reason? -
The ice is unlikely to put out the fire, and you can only throw the cubes so fast.
(Yes)
Is there any? -
We're out of ice; someone threw it at the fire.
(No)
Is there any particular reason? -
Someone took advice from the internet.
(Yes)
On bricks, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's for camouflage; it's trying to hide from a barn.
(Yes)
On bricks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Barns are dangerous. Everyone should be hiding from them.
(Yes)
On bricks? -
Without bricks, there is no escape.
(Yes)
Bricks on? -
If you're spotted while buried in bricks, you're doomed.
(No)
is there, any particular reason why; my car is, On fire? -
blame StrangerCoug; he sacrificed, it for Knowledge.
(Yes)
Oracle, your rule sucks, yeah? -
Suckers!
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer sucks? -
Someone replaced its RAM with IOUs.
(Yes)
Sucks, my computer; any particular reason why, is there? -
Cooling, you have not. Overheating, your computer is.
(Yes)
Shall we? -
Let us be gone from this place.
(Yes)
Did we start? -
No task is slower to finish than the one never begun.
(No)
Is today? -
Is yesterday. Today starts tomorrow.
(No)
On fire, my computer is? -
On fire, it will be, if cooling you do not get. Currently on fire, it is not.
(No)
The fire is today!? -
It has graciously agreed to schedule itself in advance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman or are we actually doomed to freeze? -
No snow here; an evil spirit was possessing my barometer.
(No)
Oh, shoot, should I panic now? -
Please schedule your panic attack for after the fire.
(No)
????? -
The fire has not occurred yet. Please remain calm.
(No)
challenging rule this Is? -
A challenge, it is proving.
(Yes)
now panic I should, shoot Oh? -
Oh my god it's on fire run for your lives!
(Yes)

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #859 (ISO) » Wed Jul 27, 2022 4:01 pm

all of month cruelest the February Is?

Farren · Post Post #860 (ISO) » Wed Jul 27, 2022 4:02 pm

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

HINT 1: these two were provided after question 50:

On fire, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's not on fire; someone just covered it in red paint.
(No)
Fabulous in socks, do I look? -
Those sequins are dazzling!
(Yes)

HINT (2a): For questions answered YES, adding extra words to the end of the question will not change its answer.
HINT (2b): There is a second property for which adding extra words to the end of the question will not change its answer. As of question 75, one question was halfway towards that property; no others reached that mark.

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)
Is Spring the worst season? -
It's tainted by proximity to winter.
(Yes)
How many organisms are on Mars? -
Less than or equal to the number of canals.
(No)
Is Winter the worst season and Summer the best? -
Truer words were never spoken.
(Yes)
Is Summer the worst season and Winter the best? -
This answer paid for by a consortium of ski manufacturers.
(Yes)
Is this a good shirt? -
Made with all-natural materials, except for the ones that aren't.
(Yes)
Is this rule challenging? -
Not for me to resolve. For solving, your mileage may vary.
(No)
Is thia rule challenging? -
Adding an accent doesn't change the answer.
(No)
Is this a bad sock? -
Steel wool is not an appropriate material for footwear.
(Yes)
Are there any petitioners in hiding that wish to announce themselves? -
We know you're out there ...
(Yes)
Is this a good sock? -
It works great for staining wood.
(Yes)
Is this a bad shirt? -
It's missing all of its buttons.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
Lighter fluid, matches, and alcohol.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on water? -
We had to put the fire out somehow, didn't we?
(Yes)
Did we start the fire? -
Billy Joel lied!
(Yes)
Start the fire, did we? -
Careless with candles, mmm?
(Yes)
How are many organisms on Mars? -
They arrived via the non-existent canals.
(No)
Is this true? -
Where did you hear a story like that? Preposterous.
(No)
Is it neither true nor false? -
It defies logical classification.
(Yes)
Do the laws of logic even apply here? -
Those who ignore the law will be held accountable by it.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on ice? -
Liquids and computers don't mix.
(Yes)
On ice, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
An acrylic block, that is.
(No)
On water, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Convincing, the acrylic is, mmm?
(No)
On blocks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Your tires; missing, they are.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
Your car is missing its tires.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on fire? -
There's a computer inside it, which is also on fire.
(Yes)
On fire, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Smokin', your car is. On fire, your car is not.
(No)
On blocks, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Safe your computer must be, against the Wet side of the Force!
(Yes)
On fire, JakeTheWolfie's car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Old news, that is; extinguished it, the firefighters have.
(No)
On blocks? -
The tires were destroyed in the blaze.
(Yes)
On fire? -
Firefighters 1, fire 0.
(No)
On water? -
The car was coated in oil; water would have been ill-advised.
(No)
On ice? -
Throwing ice cubes at fires is also ill-advised.
(No)
Any particular reason? -
The ice is unlikely to put out the fire, and you can only throw the cubes so fast.
(Yes)
Is there any? -
We're out of ice; someone threw it at the fire.
(No)
Is there any particular reason? -
Someone took advice from the internet.
(Yes)
On bricks, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's for camouflage; it's trying to hide from a barn.
(Yes)
On bricks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Barns are dangerous. Everyone should be hiding from them.
(Yes)
On bricks? -
Without bricks, there is no escape.
(Yes)
Bricks on? -
If you're spotted while buried in bricks, you're doomed.
(No)
is there, any particular reason why; my car is, On fire? -
blame StrangerCoug; he sacrificed, it for Knowledge.
(Yes)
Oracle, your rule sucks, yeah? -
Suckers!
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer sucks? -
Someone replaced its RAM with IOUs.
(Yes)
Sucks, my computer; any particular reason why, is there? -
Cooling, you have not. Overheating, your computer is.
(Yes)
Shall we? -
Let us be gone from this place.
(Yes)
Did we start? -
No task is slower to finish than the one never begun.
(No)
Is today? -
Is yesterday. Today starts tomorrow.
(No)
On fire, my computer is? -
On fire, it will be, if cooling you do not get. Currently on fire, it is not.
(No)
The fire is today!? -
It has graciously agreed to schedule itself in advance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman or are we actually doomed to freeze? -
No snow here; an evil spirit was possessing my barometer.
(No)
Oh, shoot, should I panic now? -
Please schedule your panic attack for after the fire.
(No)
????? -
The fire has not occurred yet. Please remain calm.
(No)
challenging rule this Is? -
A challenge, it is proving.
(Yes)
now panic I should, shoot Oh? -
Oh my god it's on fire run for your lives!
(Yes)
all of month cruelest the February Is? -
bone the to us chills it!
(Yes)

Ten questions remain.

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #861 (ISO) » Wed Jul 27, 2022 4:20 pm

I have no idea

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #862 (ISO) » Wed Jul 27, 2022 7:17 pm

I think we should spend the next 10 questions trying to guess rather than asking questions.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #863 (ISO) » Thu Jul 28, 2022 3:11 am

Maybe. We get three chances to guess after question 100, so it can be a strategy to maximize guesses.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #864 (ISO) » Thu Jul 28, 2022 3:17 am

There is a sequence of three consonants, a vowel, and three consonants broken at most by spaces = Yes

Most certainly not it, but at least it's something

Farren · Post Post #865 (ISO) » Thu Jul 28, 2022 6:27 am

In post 864, StrangerCoug wrote:
There is a sequence of three consonants, a vowel, and three consonants broken at most by spaces = Yes

Most certainly not it, but at least it's something

Incorrect.

Falsified by the second freebie. (The words "Wi

ll March

ever" contain the above sequence, but the question's answer is No.)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #866 (ISO) » Thu Jul 28, 2022 10:19 am

Hey, it's a big haystack

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #867 (ISO) » Thu Jul 28, 2022 4:00 pm

lla fo htnom tseleurc eht yraurbeF sI?

Farren · Post Post #868 (ISO) » Thu Jul 28, 2022 4:15 pm

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

HINT 1: these two were provided after question 50:

On fire, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's not on fire; someone just covered it in red paint.
(No)
Fabulous in socks, do I look? -
Those sequins are dazzling!
(Yes)

HINT (2a): For questions answered YES, adding extra words to the end of the question will not change its answer.
HINT (2b): There is a second property for which adding extra words to the end of the question will not change its answer. As of question 75, one question was halfway towards that property; no others reached that mark.

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)
Is Spring the worst season? -
It's tainted by proximity to winter.
(Yes)
How many organisms are on Mars? -
Less than or equal to the number of canals.
(No)
Is Winter the worst season and Summer the best? -
Truer words were never spoken.
(Yes)
Is Summer the worst season and Winter the best? -
This answer paid for by a consortium of ski manufacturers.
(Yes)
Is this a good shirt? -
Made with all-natural materials, except for the ones that aren't.
(Yes)
Is this rule challenging? -
Not for me to resolve. For solving, your mileage may vary.
(No)
Is thia rule challenging? -
Adding an accent doesn't change the answer.
(No)
Is this a bad sock? -
Steel wool is not an appropriate material for footwear.
(Yes)
Are there any petitioners in hiding that wish to announce themselves? -
We know you're out there ...
(Yes)
Is this a good sock? -
It works great for staining wood.
(Yes)
Is this a bad shirt? -
It's missing all of its buttons.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
Lighter fluid, matches, and alcohol.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on water? -
We had to put the fire out somehow, didn't we?
(Yes)
Did we start the fire? -
Billy Joel lied!
(Yes)
Start the fire, did we? -
Careless with candles, mmm?
(Yes)
How are many organisms on Mars? -
They arrived via the non-existent canals.
(No)
Is this true? -
Where did you hear a story like that? Preposterous.
(No)
Is it neither true nor false? -
It defies logical classification.
(Yes)
Do the laws of logic even apply here? -
Those who ignore the law will be held accountable by it.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on ice? -
Liquids and computers don't mix.
(Yes)
On ice, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
An acrylic block, that is.
(No)
On water, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Convincing, the acrylic is, mmm?
(No)
On blocks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Your tires; missing, they are.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
Your car is missing its tires.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on fire? -
There's a computer inside it, which is also on fire.
(Yes)
On fire, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Smokin', your car is. On fire, your car is not.
(No)
On blocks, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Safe your computer must be, against the Wet side of the Force!
(Yes)
On fire, JakeTheWolfie's car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Old news, that is; extinguished it, the firefighters have.
(No)
On blocks? -
The tires were destroyed in the blaze.
(Yes)
On fire? -
Firefighters 1, fire 0.
(No)
On water? -
The car was coated in oil; water would have been ill-advised.
(No)
On ice? -
Throwing ice cubes at fires is also ill-advised.
(No)
Any particular reason? -
The ice is unlikely to put out the fire, and you can only throw the cubes so fast.
(Yes)
Is there any? -
We're out of ice; someone threw it at the fire.
(No)
Is there any particular reason? -
Someone took advice from the internet.
(Yes)
On bricks, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's for camouflage; it's trying to hide from a barn.
(Yes)
On bricks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Barns are dangerous. Everyone should be hiding from them.
(Yes)
On bricks? -
Without bricks, there is no escape.
(Yes)
Bricks on? -
If you're spotted while buried in bricks, you're doomed.
(No)
is there, any particular reason why; my car is, On fire? -
blame StrangerCoug; he sacrificed, it for Knowledge.
(Yes)
Oracle, your rule sucks, yeah? -
Suckers!
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer sucks? -
Someone replaced its RAM with IOUs.
(Yes)
Sucks, my computer; any particular reason why, is there? -
Cooling, you have not. Overheating, your computer is.
(Yes)
Shall we? -
Let us be gone from this place.
(Yes)
Did we start? -
No task is slower to finish than the one never begun.
(No)
Is today? -
Is yesterday. Today starts tomorrow.
(No)
On fire, my computer is? -
On fire, it will be, if cooling you do not get. Currently on fire, it is not.
(No)
The fire is today!? -
It has graciously agreed to schedule itself in advance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman or are we actually doomed to freeze? -
No snow here; an evil spirit was possessing my barometer.
(No)
Oh, shoot, should I panic now? -
Please schedule your panic attack for after the fire.
(No)
????? -
The fire has not occurred yet. Please remain calm.
(No)
challenging rule this Is? -
A challenge, it is proving.
(Yes)
now panic I should, shoot Oh? -
Oh my god it's on fire run for your lives!
(Yes)
all of month cruelest the February Is? -
bone the to us chills it!
(Yes)
lla fo htnom tseleurc eht yraurbeF sI? -
enob eht ot su sllihc tI!
(Yes)

Nine questions remain.

(As before, I won't record guesses that are falsified with existing questions - unless they're part of the final 3.)

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #869 (ISO) » Thu Jul 28, 2022 4:29 pm

The oracle will feel my claws scratching down their notebook containing their rule.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #870 (ISO) » Fri Jul 29, 2022 4:21 am

Oracle?

Farren · Post Post #871 (ISO) » Fri Jul 29, 2022 5:36 am

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

HINT 1: these two were provided after question 50:

On fire, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's not on fire; someone just covered it in red paint.
(No)
Fabulous in socks, do I look? -
Those sequins are dazzling!
(Yes)

HINT (2a): For questions answered YES, adding extra words to the end of the question will not change its answer.
HINT (2b): There is a second property for which adding extra words to the end of the question will not change its answer. As of question 75, one question was halfway towards that property; no others reached that mark.

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)
Is Spring the worst season? -
It's tainted by proximity to winter.
(Yes)
How many organisms are on Mars? -
Less than or equal to the number of canals.
(No)
Is Winter the worst season and Summer the best? -
Truer words were never spoken.
(Yes)
Is Summer the worst season and Winter the best? -
This answer paid for by a consortium of ski manufacturers.
(Yes)
Is this a good shirt? -
Made with all-natural materials, except for the ones that aren't.
(Yes)
Is this rule challenging? -
Not for me to resolve. For solving, your mileage may vary.
(No)
Is thia rule challenging? -
Adding an accent doesn't change the answer.
(No)
Is this a bad sock? -
Steel wool is not an appropriate material for footwear.
(Yes)
Are there any petitioners in hiding that wish to announce themselves? -
We know you're out there ...
(Yes)
Is this a good sock? -
It works great for staining wood.
(Yes)
Is this a bad shirt? -
It's missing all of its buttons.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
Lighter fluid, matches, and alcohol.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on water? -
We had to put the fire out somehow, didn't we?
(Yes)
Did we start the fire? -
Billy Joel lied!
(Yes)
Start the fire, did we? -
Careless with candles, mmm?
(Yes)
How are many organisms on Mars? -
They arrived via the non-existent canals.
(No)
Is this true? -
Where did you hear a story like that? Preposterous.
(No)
Is it neither true nor false? -
It defies logical classification.
(Yes)
Do the laws of logic even apply here? -
Those who ignore the law will be held accountable by it.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on ice? -
Liquids and computers don't mix.
(Yes)
On ice, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
An acrylic block, that is.
(No)
On water, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Convincing, the acrylic is, mmm?
(No)
On blocks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Your tires; missing, they are.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
Your car is missing its tires.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on fire? -
There's a computer inside it, which is also on fire.
(Yes)
On fire, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Smokin', your car is. On fire, your car is not.
(No)
On blocks, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Safe your computer must be, against the Wet side of the Force!
(Yes)
On fire, JakeTheWolfie's car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Old news, that is; extinguished it, the firefighters have.
(No)
On blocks? -
The tires were destroyed in the blaze.
(Yes)
On fire? -
Firefighters 1, fire 0.
(No)
On water? -
The car was coated in oil; water would have been ill-advised.
(No)
On ice? -
Throwing ice cubes at fires is also ill-advised.
(No)
Any particular reason? -
The ice is unlikely to put out the fire, and you can only throw the cubes so fast.
(Yes)
Is there any? -
We're out of ice; someone threw it at the fire.
(No)
Is there any particular reason? -
Someone took advice from the internet.
(Yes)
On bricks, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's for camouflage; it's trying to hide from a barn.
(Yes)
On bricks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Barns are dangerous. Everyone should be hiding from them.
(Yes)
On bricks? -
Without bricks, there is no escape.
(Yes)
Bricks on? -
If you're spotted while buried in bricks, you're doomed.
(No)
is there, any particular reason why; my car is, On fire? -
blame StrangerCoug; he sacrificed, it for Knowledge.
(Yes)
Oracle, your rule sucks, yeah? -
Suckers!
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer sucks? -
Someone replaced its RAM with IOUs.
(Yes)
Sucks, my computer; any particular reason why, is there? -
Cooling, you have not. Overheating, your computer is.
(Yes)
Shall we? -
Let us be gone from this place.
(Yes)
Did we start? -
No task is slower to finish than the one never begun.
(No)
Is today? -
Is yesterday. Today starts tomorrow.
(No)
On fire, my computer is? -
On fire, it will be, if cooling you do not get. Currently on fire, it is not.
(No)
The fire is today!? -
It has graciously agreed to schedule itself in advance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman or are we actually doomed to freeze? -
No snow here; an evil spirit was possessing my barometer.
(No)
Oh, shoot, should I panic now? -
Please schedule your panic attack for after the fire.
(No)
????? -
The fire has not occurred yet. Please remain calm.
(No)
challenging rule this Is? -
A challenge, it is proving.
(Yes)
now panic I should, shoot Oh? -
Oh my god it's on fire run for your lives!
(Yes)
all of month cruelest the February Is? -
bone the to us chills it!
(Yes)
lla fo htnom tseleurc eht yraurbeF sI? -
enob eht ot su sllihc tI!
(Yes)
Oracle? -
*inquisitive look*
(Yes)

Eight questions remain.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #872 (ISO) » Fri Jul 29, 2022 7:41 am

Oh, shoot, should I panic now, Oracle?

Farren · Post Post #873 (ISO) » Fri Jul 29, 2022 7:45 am

Is February the cruelest month of all? -
It chills us to the bone.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from winter? -
We're doomed to freeze!
(No)

HINT 1: these two were provided after question 50:

On fire, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's not on fire; someone just covered it in red paint.
(No)
Fabulous in socks, do I look? -
Those sequins are dazzling!
(Yes)

HINT (2a): For questions answered YES, adding extra words to the end of the question will not change its answer.
HINT (2b): There is a second property for which adding extra words to the end of the question will not change its answer. As of question 75, one question was halfway towards that property; no others reached that mark.

Is Autumn the best season? -
The falling leaves are lovely!
(Yes)
Are we actually doomed to freeze? -
It's so, so cold outside ...
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman? -
And go out in the cold?
(No)
sina jan Lirin anu seme? -
One knows not the tongue in which Wisdom shall speak.
(Yes)
Is Autumn the worst season? -
The Dark and Cold follow eagerly in its path!
(Yes)
Is there any reason Google Translate thinks Jake the Wolfie was speaking Kannada? -
Advertisement for a new RPG set in Karnataka. Sponsored results are not known for relevance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a computer? -
What, and miss out on an extended warranty purchase?
(No)
Do you want to build anything? -
Maybe after dinner.
(No)
Shall we play a game? -
Let's play Zendo Questions!
(Yes)
Will I win? -
You shall not pass!
(No)
Will anything of note happen today? -
There's always something for someone to smile about.
(Yes)
Do I look fat? -
Not touching this one with a ten foot pole of unknown girth.
(No)
Do I look fabulous? -
It's not you; it's me.
(No)
Should we just not ask questions about our own appearance? -
I consider it an exercise in creativity; go nuts!
(No)
Do I look good in a red shirt? -
Red goes great with Hawaiian shirts.
(Yes)
Should I book a vacation to Hawaii next summer? -
That's a pretty expensive way of getting Hawaiian shirts.
(No)
Do you want to? -
The unknown scares me.
(No)
Is today a good day to buy stocks? -
Buy low; sell high.
(Yes)
Is today a good day to buy socks? -
Cold feet are horrible. Prevent them at all costs!
(Yes)
Is today a good day? -
The sun is shining and birds are chirping.
(Yes)
Do I look good? -
Could I get some style tips?
(Yes)
Are you any good at cards? -
Read 'em and weep, people.
(Yes)
Are you any good at dice? -
I'm banned from twelve different casinos.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in a red shirt? -
Red is just an awesome color in general.
(Yes)
Would you like to buy a red shirt? -
Do you take third-party checks written for over the amount of purchase?
(Yes)
Do you want to buy a red shirt? -
Or I could pay with these magic beans.
(Yes)
Do you want to buy socks? -
If you aren't accepting my money, I'll go do business elsewhere.
(No)
Do you want to buy a sock? -
Both my feet are still firmly attached to their respective ankles.
(No)
Do I look fabulous in a Hawaiian shirt? -
Hawaiian goes great with red shirts.
(Yes)
Do I look fabulous in socks? -
Sartorial excellence takes more than just socks.
(No)
Do you want to buy a Hawaiian shirt? -
I'll take a dozen, please.
(Yes)
Will March ever bring a respite from red shirts? -
No white after Labor Day, no red before April Fool's.
(Yes)
How many feet are on mars? -
Just because your socks are insufficiently flashy is no reason to mar your feet.
(No)
What method is most sufficient for silencing the oracle? -
Without questions, she falls silent.
(Yes)
Do you know the Oracle? -
We've met a couple of times.
(Yes)
Is Spring the best season? -
It's the end of winter; how can it not be?
(Yes)
Is Spring the worst season? -
It's tainted by proximity to winter.
(Yes)
How many organisms are on Mars? -
Less than or equal to the number of canals.
(No)
Is Winter the worst season and Summer the best? -
Truer words were never spoken.
(Yes)
Is Summer the worst season and Winter the best? -
This answer paid for by a consortium of ski manufacturers.
(Yes)
Is this a good shirt? -
Made with all-natural materials, except for the ones that aren't.
(Yes)
Is this rule challenging? -
Not for me to resolve. For solving, your mileage may vary.
(No)
Is thia rule challenging? -
Adding an accent doesn't change the answer.
(No)
Is this a bad sock? -
Steel wool is not an appropriate material for footwear.
(Yes)
Are there any petitioners in hiding that wish to announce themselves? -
We know you're out there ...
(Yes)
Is this a good sock? -
It works great for staining wood.
(Yes)
Is this a bad shirt? -
It's missing all of its buttons.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire? -
Lighter fluid, matches, and alcohol.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on water? -
We had to put the fire out somehow, didn't we?
(Yes)
Did we start the fire? -
Billy Joel lied!
(Yes)
Start the fire, did we? -
Careless with candles, mmm?
(Yes)
How are many organisms on Mars? -
They arrived via the non-existent canals.
(No)
Is this true? -
Where did you hear a story like that? Preposterous.
(No)
Is it neither true nor false? -
It defies logical classification.
(Yes)
Do the laws of logic even apply here? -
Those who ignore the law will be held accountable by it.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer is on ice? -
Liquids and computers don't mix.
(Yes)
On ice, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
An acrylic block, that is.
(No)
On water, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Convincing, the acrylic is, mmm?
(No)
On blocks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Your tires; missing, they are.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on blocks? -
Your car is missing its tires.
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my car is on fire? -
There's a computer inside it, which is also on fire.
(Yes)
On fire, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Smokin', your car is. On fire, your car is not.
(No)
On blocks, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Safe your computer must be, against the Wet side of the Force!
(Yes)
On fire, JakeTheWolfie's car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Old news, that is; extinguished it, the firefighters have.
(No)
On blocks? -
The tires were destroyed in the blaze.
(Yes)
On fire? -
Firefighters 1, fire 0.
(No)
On water? -
The car was coated in oil; water would have been ill-advised.
(No)
On ice? -
Throwing ice cubes at fires is also ill-advised.
(No)
Any particular reason? -
The ice is unlikely to put out the fire, and you can only throw the cubes so fast.
(Yes)
Is there any? -
We're out of ice; someone threw it at the fire.
(No)
Is there any particular reason? -
Someone took advice from the internet.
(Yes)
On bricks, my computer is; any particular reason why, is there? -
It's for camouflage; it's trying to hide from a barn.
(Yes)
On bricks, my car is; any particular reason why, is there? -
Barns are dangerous. Everyone should be hiding from them.
(Yes)
On bricks? -
Without bricks, there is no escape.
(Yes)
Bricks on? -
If you're spotted while buried in bricks, you're doomed.
(No)
is there, any particular reason why; my car is, On fire? -
blame StrangerCoug; he sacrificed, it for Knowledge.
(Yes)
Oracle, your rule sucks, yeah? -
Suckers!
(Yes)
Is there any particular reason why my computer sucks? -
Someone replaced its RAM with IOUs.
(Yes)
Sucks, my computer; any particular reason why, is there? -
Cooling, you have not. Overheating, your computer is.
(Yes)
Shall we? -
Let us be gone from this place.
(Yes)
Did we start? -
No task is slower to finish than the one never begun.
(No)
Is today? -
Is yesterday. Today starts tomorrow.
(No)
On fire, my computer is? -
On fire, it will be, if cooling you do not get. Currently on fire, it is not.
(No)
The fire is today!? -
It has graciously agreed to schedule itself in advance.
(Yes)
Do you want to build a snowman or are we actually doomed to freeze? -
No snow here; an evil spirit was possessing my barometer.
(No)
Oh, shoot, should I panic now? -
Please schedule your panic attack for after the fire.
(No)
????? -
The fire has not occurred yet. Please remain calm.
(No)
challenging rule this Is? -
A challenge, it is proving.
(Yes)
now panic I should, shoot Oh? -
Oh my god it's on fire run for your lives!
(Yes)
all of month cruelest the February Is? -
bone the to us chills it!
(Yes)
lla fo htnom tseleurc eht yraurbeF sI? -
enob eht ot su sllihc tI!
(Yes)
Oracle? -
*inquisitive look*
(Yes)
Oh, shoot, should I panic now, Oracle? -
There's still time left to win.
(No)

Seven questions remain.

StrangerCoug · Post Post #874 (ISO) » Sat Jul 30, 2022 10:46 am

Does anybody have any damn idea?