Cosmos Mafia (Dawn 1)

[furtiveglance]

To be clear I TR TBone rather heavily and doubt it is a scum pile on.

How do you TR them so much but not me it's not fair

[T-Bone]

I am thinking Mastina and furtive are teamed.

Mastina is town for me, T-Bone's vote is a scum pile-on.

It's cute that you think that.

But rather telling that you're looking for permission to commit to it. It's not a real read.

[T-Bone]

Hot take scum reads: Radja, Dingle Dangle, Radical Rat slot

I was wrong here. I totally mistook Rat for someone else but I don't remember who. Rat is not someone I've formed an opinion on, but in light of furitive not taking the opportunity to vote me when I am a top enough scumread that Rat voted for me a actually makes him slightly better.

I need to sit down and figure out where I stand on this player list.

[MathBlade]

To be clear I TR TBone rather heavily and doubt it is a scum pile on.

How do you TR them so much but not me it's not fair

Because I bow down to moderator loyalty *joking*

Nah it’s because we’re vibing

[MathBlade]

Royalty*

[furtiveglance]

I am thinking Mastina and furtive are teamed.

Mastina is town for me, T-Bone's vote is a scum pile-on.

It's cute that you think that.

But rather telling that you're looking for permission to commit to it. It's not a real read.

It's completely real, I just have more than one scumread. The reason I haven't voted you is because I have a follower on Maid Cafe.

[furtiveglance]

To be clear I TR TBone rather heavily and doubt it is a scum pile on.

How do you TR them so much but not me it's not fair

Because I bow down to moderator loyalty *joking*

Nah it’s because we’re vibing

Vibing = they voted with me

[MathBlade]

To be clear I TR TBone rather heavily and doubt it is a scum pile on.

How do you TR them so much but not me it's not fair

Because I bow down to moderator loyalty *joking*

Nah it’s because we’re vibing

Vibing = they voted with me

Nah. You can look at my ISO we’ve been agreeing for a lot of things and he just feels town.

[T-Bone]

OOC: To be clear, my Listmod status doesn't have anything to do with my alignment, how people should read me, or my skill level. Since there are people I haven't played with before an on this playerlist, I wanna make sure no one takes jokes about my modship seriously.

[MathBlade]

This is correct. That’s why I put a joking indicator.

[furtiveglance]

OOC: To be clear, my Listmod status doesn't have anything to do with my alignment, how people should read me, or my skill level. Since there are people I haven't played with before an on this playerlist, I wanna make sure no one takes jokes about my modship seriously.

What I can't sus you because you're a listmod? #unfair

[T-Bone]

Thems the breaks

[Yume]

Well, as for why I voted, I am sheeping mastina, plainly. Because while I still feel somewhat betrayed, at the end of the day, I still respect her skills.

[mastina]

If she’s town THEN I’d care about a scum pile on
But since it’s multiball I don’t care if other scum destroys scum.
Trying to get an all town wagon day one is not a goal in multiball. It’s elimming scum.

Oh hey guess what??.

I'm town.

Guess what???

The entirety of one scumteam is voting me.

Guess what???

Someone who is very likely part of the OTHER scumteam is voting me.

4/5 of the votes are from scum. (T-Bone will look back at his presence on that wagon later and realize how badly he fucked up. In a way that imo clears him as town, but like. I'll probably be dead by then and him still alive so I won't be around to defend him after he realizes how badly he fucked up by joining the all-scum wagon.)

It's ALMOST like...
Oh, I dunno...

...Both scumteams think that I am a member of the opposite scumteam and are convinced that eliminating me is safe.

...Surprise!!!

Turns out that I am going to flip town because I am town, and after I do I want everyone to come back to this moment in the game and fucking sheep me.

I was RIGHT about the scum being teams of 3.
I didn't know it at the time! I literally said "approximately", because I DIDN’T know.

But BOTH scumteams thought that I scumslipped being part of the opposite scumteam.

Not one scumteam.

BOTH of them.

To repeat.
To reiterate.

One scumteam is {professotic, Mathblade, Frozen Angel}.
The other scumteam is {Bunnyonce, Radical Rat, ???}. (Currently best guess is Radja.)

Neither team believes that I am town, both teams believe that I am scum that is genuinely sure I nailed my counterparts and simply lying about my own team, but both scumteams are in for a NASTY surprise.

Namely, that I am town, and that, yes:
After I flip, they're FUCKED.
Because they can't escape that my townflip hard-incriminates them. They can't escape that they TMI'd.

They'll certainly try to!

You can already see MathBlade laying the groundwork with his posts, where he lays out the "in the unlikely event that mastina is town".

When I DO flip town, take to heart all the players pushing me now and how they have to spin things after the fact.

After I flip town, do not let ANY of professotic/MathBlade/FA/RR/Bunnyonce off the hook for pushing the narratives they are.

Because this is genuinely a guaranteed town win if you chain eliminations through all five of them.

They think that my flip will give them breathing room, but my townflip HARD-condemns them.

And you better fucking believe this:
If you don't eliminate them after I die and I am inevitably shown to be right:
I will NEVER let you forget.
I will bring it up in EVERY interaction we have that YOU fucking let my D1 solve that was correct go to waste.

(That said, if you think that I am asking to be eliminated D1 and then posthumously sheeped, FUCK no.
We can get a perfect game by eliminating those five, then tracking down the sixth.
My role is strong enough that I shouldn't die.
And most importantly of all, I don’t trust you flickers to actually sheep me after I die. I am DEMANDING that you do. But I know that you won't. I'll hold it over you for the rest of your mafia life, saying I fucking told you so, but I know that you won't ACTUALLY sheep me. This is more so for if the town actually IS stupid enough to eliminate me D1.)

[professotic]

Btw for obvious reasons, I didn't want to say this out loud, but fuckit, sure, why not.


Another reason (as if I needed more) that I think that MathBlade is scum is because of his role breadcrumbs.

Obviously, I could be wrong about what he's breadcrumbing.

But it looks to me like he's breadcrumbing a role that is basically my role.
Obviously, I could be off-base. Mistaken entirely about what role he is hinting to have.

But if I wasn’t phoneposting from work, I could pull up the post from him that looks to me like he's claiming my role.

Suffice to say, I have zero interest in claiming today (the NUMEROUS breadcrumbs I've given already should be plenty sufficient for when I do claim), but when I eventually do claim, I'll point out the MathBlade posts which made me think that he's trying to claim what's essentially my role.

By virtue of it BEING my role, naturally, I don’t think that him having it would be town. And this isn’t a case of mirror roles, either.

But for obvious reasons, I shouldn't elaborate further. Even this much is arguably too much.

None of this is about me and my slot.

Fake read on me = always mafia. Fact.

[professotic]

I am thinking Mastina and furtive are teamed.

Mastina is town for me, T-Bone's vote is a scum pile-on.

Well your normally wrong on reads so this doesn’t surprise me.

[MathBlade]

Yeah it’s LAMIST.

I am very much okay with your elim.

And the unlikely event was giving furtive’s argument the thought it asked for.

Nothing more.

[Yume]

Vote prof.



The Hypnotoad compels you to.

[Past Present Future]

I am Talia. Believe it or not, it's true. As true as the fact that Aegon the Conqueror had two wives.

Yo

VOTE: professotic

Hello

Well, as for why I voted, I am sheeping mastina, plainly. Because while I still feel somewhat betrayed, at the end of the day, I still respect her skills.

Vote prof.



The Hypnotoad compels you to.

I haven't read up yet but why are we engaging in likely spammy t v t battles (Math v mastina) when this exists sheeping mastina's coattails?

Yume never really plays as scum. You guys fight tomorrow or by letting scum sort kills while we eliminate the obvscum.

~Titus

[MathBlade]

@Titus

You realize I said one scumread on Mastina and then she does nothing but make this battle.
I told her it’s one she loses. She proceeded anyway.

She’s doing the damn near equivalent of screaming an innocent child is scum. (I am not IC it’s an analogy).

I was fully content to lurk it out and have people talk other reads and see what she spews.

A lurker wagon when Mastina is destroying the townblock is not ideal.

We are almost at Stevens Universe levels here of bad if she’s town which I don’t think she is.

[Yume]

I am Talia. Believe it or not, it's true. As true as the fact that Aegon the Conqueror had two wives.

Yo

VOTE: professotic

Hello

Well, as for why I voted, I am sheeping mastina, plainly. Because while I still feel somewhat betrayed, at the end of the day, I still respect her skills.

Vote prof.



The Hypnotoad compels you to.

I haven't read up yet but why are we engaging in likely spammy t v t battles (Math v mastina) when this exists sheeping mastina's coattails?

Yume never really plays as scum. You guys fight tomorrow or by letting scum sort kills while we eliminate the obvscum.

~Titus

May be, but I never really play on D1 as either alignment. Now if I don't play on D2 onwards, then you will have cause to lim me, but not before then. You do you, however.

[Yume]

@Titus

You realize I said one scumread on Mastina and then she does nothing but make this battle.
I told her it’s one she loses. She proceeded anyway.

She’s doing the damn near equivalent of screaming an innocent child is scum. (I am not IC it’s an analogy).

I was fully content to lurk it out and have people talk other reads and see what she spews.

A lurker wagon when Mastina is destroying the townblock is not ideal.

We are almost at Stevens Universe levels here of bad if she’s town which I don’t think she is.

Yes, and you do realize that if you're town, this game will play out exactly like that one? Like, if you're town, what you are suggesting is a repeat performance of that. *is still bitter five years later*

[Yume]

But if you want a repeat of that fiasco, I will stand in your way, whether you're town or scum.

[T-Bone]

4/5 of the votes are from scum. (T-Bone will look back at his presence on that wagon later and realize how badly he fucked up. In a way that imo clears him as town, but like. I'll probably be dead by then and him still alive so I won't be around to defend him after he realizes how badly he fucked up by joining the all-scum wagon.)

If we flip you I'll feel good regardless of the outcome ftr

But like if you really want to convince me that I'm on a wagon with scum posts like this ain't it.

[MathBlade]

@Titus

You realize I said one scumread on Mastina and then she does nothing but make this battle.
I told her it’s one she loses. She proceeded anyway.

She’s doing the damn near equivalent of screaming an innocent child is scum. (I am not IC it’s an analogy).

I was fully content to lurk it out and have people talk other reads and see what she spews.

A lurker wagon when Mastina is destroying the townblock is not ideal.

We are almost at Stevens Universe levels here of bad if she’s town which I don’t think she is.

Yes, and you do realize that if you're town, this game will play out exactly like that one? Like, if you're town, what you are suggesting is a repeat performance of that. *is still bitter five years later*

You mean where town miselimmed me then did really well?