Zendo Questions III

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1425 (ISO) » Thu Nov 03, 2022 1:02 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1426 (ISO) » Thu Nov 03, 2022 1:10 am

Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1427 (ISO) » Thu Nov 03, 2022 1:39 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1428 (ISO) » Thu Nov 03, 2022 4:05 am

Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1429 (ISO) » Thu Nov 03, 2022 5:00 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1430 (ISO) » Thu Nov 03, 2022 5:20 am

Know anyone else to play with instead?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1431 (ISO) » Thu Nov 03, 2022 5:47 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1432 (ISO) » Thu Nov 03, 2022 10:38 am

Spoiler: The yeses so far

Spoiler: The nos so far

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1433 (ISO) » Fri Nov 04, 2022 8:45 am

Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1434 (ISO) » Fri Nov 04, 2022 8:55 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)

Farren · Post Post #1435 (ISO) » Fri Nov 04, 2022 9:16 am

Are mosquitos dangerous?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1436 (ISO) » Fri Nov 04, 2022 9:27 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)

Farren · Post Post #1437 (ISO) » Fri Nov 04, 2022 9:30 am

Are mosquitoes dangerous?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1438 (ISO) » Fri Nov 04, 2022 9:32 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)

Farren · Post Post #1439 (ISO) » Fri Nov 04, 2022 9:40 am

Are mosquitoes embracing?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1440 (ISO) » Fri Nov 04, 2022 9:51 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1441 (ISO) » Fri Nov 04, 2022 11:27 am

Are mosquitoes

E

?

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1442 (ISO) » Fri Nov 04, 2022 11:50 am

Am I annoying?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1443 (ISO) » Fri Nov 04, 2022 12:13 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1444 (ISO) » Fri Nov 04, 2022 2:36 pm

Are poker players annoying?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1445 (ISO) » Fri Nov 04, 2022 3:52 pm

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)

Jake The Wolfie · Post Post #1446 (ISO) » Fri Nov 04, 2022 6:52 pm

Should poker players be annoying?

Wickedestjr · Post Post #1447 (ISO) » Sat Nov 05, 2022 1:44 am

Are mosquitoes annoying?
Nobody likes mosquito bites.
(Yes)
Have you ever been to Peru?
That's pretty far away.
(No)

Is there any particular reason why my computer is on fire?
You forgot to try turning it off and on again.
(Yes)
Is Guam a good place to visit this time of year?
I have no idea, but I've heard they have a lot of snakes there.
(No)
Did we start the fire?
You shouldn't be playing with matches.
(Yes)
Does a straight flush beat a full house?
A straight flush is the best type of hand you can have.
(Yes)
Did poker players start the fire?
No more smoking at the poker table.
(Yes)
Should I do anything about the burnt poker table?
We'll just keep using it; the players don't seem to mind.
(No)
Should I quit my day job and play poker?
That's a good idea; it's fun, you get to work for yourself, and you might win a lot.
(Yes)
Will it take a lot of investment for me to get started?
Sometimes a chip and a chair is all it takes.
(No)
OK, sure, but is there any catch I should be worried about?
Make sure you know where the exits are. Poker players are known to start fires on occasion.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with arsonists?
It's impossible to tell. Anyone can be an arsonist...
(No)
Will you give me a yes for this?
Sure thing.
(Yes)
Any way of making sure I'm not playing poker with pyromaniacs?
Again, it's impossible to tell. You can't really trust anyone.
(No)
Should I worry about arsonists and pyromaniacs?
A fire can really ruin all the fun.
(Yes)
Are fire extinguishers a smart investment?
We already have fire extinguishers.
(No)
Have the fire extinguishers been checked?
They definitely work, I even tested them myself.
(Yes)
Are drinks allowed at the poker table?
Absolutely - we want everyone to have a great time.
(Yes)
Are aces up one's sleeve allowed at the poker table?
We allow that too. If anyone is willing to cheat, they probably really need the money.
(Yes)
Are murder implements allowed at the poker table?
There's no rule against it.
(Yes)
If murder implements are allowed at the table, then is shooting cheaters allowed?
We won't alert the authorities if you shoot a cheater. They're the ones at fault.
(Yes)
Can I also shoot arsonists and pyromanics?
As I said before, you can never be certain who they are.
(No)
Am I an arsonist or a pyromaniac?
Cat's out of the bag.
(Yes)
Is an honest person allowed to play at the table?
Of course! Why wouldn't they be allowed?
(Yes)
Is honesty the best policy?
You have to bluff sometimes if you want to win.
(No)
Is a known serial killer intent not on winning, but on killing the others allowed at the table?
I don't want to be the one to tell them 'no'.
(Yes)
Having fun yet?
Not yet - the poker game can't begin until we've agreed who can or cannot sit at the table.
(No)
Are you sure that this isn't a prison?
Now that you mention it, this poker room does sound pretty awful doesn't it? It feels like a prison.
(No)
Are those yours?
Not sure what you're referring to.
(No)
Quick break, please?
We haven't even started playing yet...
(No)
The table, are they, murder implements allowed?
We do have a rule against it now.
(No)
Is this table an honerable place to play?
Not really, given that we allow pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers.
(No)
Was Saskatchewan pleasant?
It was lovely!
(Yes)
Was Peru pleasent too?
I've heard that Peru is lovely too.
(Yes)
Are you glad this doesn't appear to be the Wild West anymore?
I do find that comforting.
(Yes)
Shall we play poker with someone other than pyromaniacs, arsonists, and serial killers?
Ideally, we would want to play with other people.
(Yes)
Know anyone else to play with instead?
I have some neighbors that would be happy to play with you.
(Yes)
Should we have a Wild West-themed poker game without, you know, the shady characters who want to burn things and kill people?
I say we drop the 'Wild West' theme.
(No)
Are mosquitos dangerous?
Not particularly.
(No)
Are mosquitoes dangerous?
I don't think so.
(No)
Are mosquitoes embracing?
They sort of latch on to you and won't leave you alone.
(Yes)
Are mosquitoes
E
?
'E' stands for 'embracing'!
(Yes)
Am I annoying?
A little bit... sorry.
(Yes)
Are poker players annoying?
They keep taking all my money!
(Yes)
Should poker players be annoying?
I'd prefer if they weren't.
(No)

Charles510 · Post Post #1448 (ISO) » Sun Nov 06, 2022 5:11 am

Do robots play poker?

StrangerCoug · Post Post #1449 (ISO) » Sun Nov 06, 2022 5:33 am

Are robots annoying?