Morning dawns on Murphyville. The game is over. Did you enjoy it? I hope you did. Before I divulge any secrets, let me give you all some insight into the happenings of the night.
EnterYourNameHere approached the house of Armlx.
A knock at the door provided no response so he saw no problem with letting himself in. Armlx was at home, asleep in his bed, and completely helpless it was all too easy for EnterYourNameHere to take a nicely sized wedge of cheese and slam it down hard across his skull over and over again until all breath had ceased to blow from his already blue lips.
As he rose to leave he was startled by the creaking of a door behind him.
"Warpdragon? What are you doing here?"
"I might ask you the same thing." Warpdragon approached EYNH with a grin on his face, "I've been following you since you left your house tonight. I didn't think you had this kind of thing in you. And with such style. I mean, I've been stabbing people, and shooting them, one time I strangled someone with my bare hands but this? Beating a man to death with a wedge of cheese. My God you are good sir."
"Do you expect me to be happy that you're impressed?"
"Oh no. I expect you to do as everyone else in this town has. Just close your eyes, and accept that the end is now."
EYNH held a hard cold stare. His eyes locked with Warpdragons for what seemed like hours. Without warning a gunshot rang out through the house. EYNH dropped to one knee. Still locked on warpdragon he could not understand. He didn't see a gun. In fact he was sure that there wasn't one. Yet he could smell gunpowder, and it was so cold now. All he really wanted to do was close his eyes. Close them and make everything go away. Forget about all the terrible things he had done and all the pain he'd caused. As his eyelids became heavy and his brain became more and more clouded he looked up at Warpdragon one last time. He saw only a smile, a cruel, malicious smile.
Forget Google and Yahoo, I'll just tell you who these guys were.
Armlx, the loveable little bastered is none other than.
Christopher Morring – Religious Freak
Chris Morring grew up in a catholic church. As a child he was taught the ways of God and has stuck by them his entire life. When word reached his ears about the events taking place in Murphyville he knew immediately that it was the work of the lord that must be done there. As a man of the cloth he went forth to this town to exorcise the evil from its streets and to purify the heathens who bathe in it.
And who is EnterYourNameHere? Well I'll tell you he probably is...
John P. Harrison IV – Cheese Salesmen
A young Cheese Connoisseur John Harrison IV was born in the small town of Brisbane. Growing up the fact that nobody knew where he came from prompted him to seek residency elsewhere, hoping that he would someday be a well known cheese salesmen who could bring fame and fortune to Brisbane.
Upon moving to Murphyville he became disappointed when he realized that it was a town very similar to Brisbane in the sense that nobody knew where it was. If he were to become a famous cheese salesman, then he would have to do it elsewhere.
Fear strikes John’s heart however when he is not allowed to leave Murphyville. With the recent string of Murders that are occurring lately it seems that everyone has become a suspect, and nobody is allowed to leave until some answers have been had.
So there you have it. The winner of Murphyville Mafia is none other than our very own.......
Warpdragon. And he was....Steve the Handyman, Wow. I am impressed that he got away with this one, though I like how he twisted his actual role PM to make it sort of true. Observe:
The Legendary Pimptatious – Pimp
Pimptatious grew up in Payne, Ohio. As a child he was disliked by the other boys and found company only in the arms of girls. Once older he abandoned his true name of Steve and had it legally changed to Pimptatious. Moving with his ladies to Murphyville he hoped that it would be a happening town with lots of action and excitement. Once he arrived he found out that he was terribly wrong.
So here is how things worked.
You were all informed at the begining of this game that roles were not revealed upon death. This is becasue everybody in the town, save 1, was scum.
Nicole and LoudmouthLee made up the mafia. They made a nightkill choice everynight which was subject to happen no matter what.
Dranko20 was the only member of the town. His role was to recruit Serial killers to the side of the town. Unfortunately he met his demise at the hands of the mafia. He was only able to win if he converted everybody left alive over to town side and killed off the mafia. He was the only person in the game who was allowed to know the setup beforehand. (This role had to be given to somebody I knew personally due to the delicate nature of the setup I could not afford the person who received the role to simply look at it and say "This setup is stupid I'm gonna tell everyone" Not that any of you would do that I would just rather not take chances.)
The other nine of you were Serial Killers, you all had alternate night actions for two reasons.
1. To keep people from getting suspicious about why their night kill kept failing and...
2. To give you something to do in case Dranko converted you to the town side.
All in all I wanted the roles to be fun because, as a person who loves this game I do not believe in basic town as a role.
This is how the kill system worked for the SK's and this how Warpdragon won.
Everynight You all would send in your choices. Now a number of things happened in addition to this such as roleblocks and the like. Basically it went down like this.
Whatever player was targetted the most times in a given night to be killed was the player that wound up dead.
Example: Player A, B and C all target player F to die.
Player D targets A, and player E targets B. Player F targets B as well.
Player F dies.
For future nights lets say Player A and player B are the only ones chosen for a nightkill. The records say that Player B has two targets from a previous night while Player A now has only 1. So player B would die at this point and so on.
Warpdragon is the winner because had there been only one kill last night, as there technically should have been, we would go to day. There would be no way to get a majority vote so the game would go to night with no lynch. Warpdragon has never been targetted to be nightkilled (Well he has, but each time the person who targetted him was roleblocked, so there were no strikes set against him) Therefore he and EnterYourNameHere would simply place a target point on each other. EYNH would have the most on him due to past nights, and the morning would result with Warpdragon as the last man standing.
If anyone is in any way confused about the way the game worked please feel free to ask. It was a rather peculiar setup and one that I can, very literally, never do again.
I had fun Modding it and I hope that you all had fun playing in it. I still feel bad for decieving you all but in retrospect I hope you understand that I could only tell you so much in order for the game to work.
In the next post I shall list the entire master sheet of full role PM's that I sent out roles from orignially. Please let me know what you guys thought of the game. I spent two months working on it and I hope that in the end it is something I can consider a success.
So remember folks, help control the pet population, have your pet spayed or nutered, tune in next time, this has been a not so great production in association with a bunch of crap you didn't really need. But most of all this has been Murphyville Mafia, and I'll see you all next time.
Goodnight.
I miss Puzzle.
