The League Mafia - GAME OVER

Debonair Danny DiPietro · Post Post #275 (ISO) » Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:10 am

↑ Glork wrote:SpyreX, do you want to just jump into the ODMlynch River? I'm really ok with frying either player's bacon at this point, and getting a lunch on one or the other is paramount.

Child please, LLD is lurking in this forum; at least force her to take some sort of action before you do that.

Amrun · Post Post #276 (ISO) » Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:12 am

VC 1.12

These sweatpants make my junk feel so good. It feels like two angels are just holding my balls ever so gently.

(5) Elmo TeH AzN - Locke Lamora, Glork, SpyreX, Debonair Danny DiPietro, PeregrineV
(4) ObliviousDruidMuncher - FuDuzn, Nero Cain, Elmo TeH AzN, Nocmen
(1) FuDuzn - Lady Lambdadelta
(1) Glork - ObliviousDruidMuncher
(1) mikehart - Untrod Tripod

With 13 alive, it takes 7 to lynch.

Not Voting: mikehart

V/LA:

Deadline: Monday, April 30, 6pm EST

Note: 3 hour extension has been granted due to Real Life. Use it wisely.

Spoiler: Vote History

If you spot any mistakes, please let me know.

SpyreX · Post Post #277 (ISO) » Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:12 am

I think elmo is a better lynch via the "what did I DO???" business being the extent of it.

So, I say lets let the deadline get a bit closer (2 hoursish) and then do it if no one shows up? Since either way if its just you and I its boned at the mo'

SpyreX · Post Post #278 (ISO) » Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:13 am

GOOD if DDD is here we've got a lynch regardless.

If I had a bullet tonight it'd go right through LLD's facemeat.

Lady Lambdadelta · Post Post #279 (ISO) » Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:29 am

I'm here and will hammer anything that looks like a wagon before deadline.

But I hate these deadline lynches, and SpyreX needs to die.

Lady Lambdadelta · Post Post #280 (ISO) » Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:31 am

To be honest, I'm about 90% sure that neither of the ODM or Elmo wagons will flip scum.

But I'm willing to watch one of them die so you can all get off your high horses and look at other venues.

Lady Lambdadelta · Post Post #281 (ISO) » Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:32 am

I'd be much happier with a SpyreX, UT or PeregrineV wagon ATM.

Lady Lambdadelta · Post Post #282 (ISO) » Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:35 am

And I still don't like FuDuzn, but I have something I want to wait and see for before I continue down that path.

(My votes still on him, isn't it...)

Unvote

SpyreX · Post Post #283 (ISO) » Mon Apr 30, 2012 8:42 am

And that is some kinda action.

My horse is far too high though I'd hurt myself if I got off it.

Maybe you could create a cushion of wind from all the hot air you've been blowing though to soften the blow.

FuDuzn · Post Post #284 (ISO) » Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:09 am

I apologize for my lack of participation as of late, picked up more hours at work(yay) and also am having car problems(boo).

I would support either an ODM or Elmo lynch, and I disagree with LL that neither of them are scum. And LL, why are you trying to push an alternate wagon this late in the Day?

Untrod Tripod · Post Post #285 (ISO) » Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:11 am

if it has to be ODM or Elmo I prefer ODM.

unvote, vote ODM

I'm not convinced, but I have a hell of a time reading hydras so I just don't know

Glork · Post Post #286 (ISO) » Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:33 am

↑ Lady Lambdadelta wrote:I'm here and will hammer anything that looks like a wagon before deadline.

But I hate these deadline lynches, and SpyreX needs to die.

Such a scum post here, this makes me want to toss someone into a tornado.

LLD, stop being a dumbo and commit yourself to one player or the other, please. Deadline fence-sitting and hem-hawing is going to get you killed like a chili cheeseburger in a fat kid's hands. Which of these two gorillas is MORE likely to be scum?

Glork · Post Post #287 (ISO) » Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:35 am

Also, suggesting alternat "wagons" which don't exist is begging to split the town like napoleon ice cream and take us to a no-lynch.

SpyreX · Post Post #288 (ISO) » Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:40 am

Yea bullets there.

I'm still here fine for whatever the move

Glork · Post Post #289 (ISO) » Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:55 am

It's a pretty simple, black and white matter, Spy, we're making LLD choose the lynch today. She votes one of them, and then either you/I drop the disco ball on ODM or Fu drops it on Elmo.

If she refuses to choose, we toss her into a tornado. But NOBODY should simply unvote less than three hours before deadline, and ESPECIALLY not on Day One, they must be willing to roll the dice on one lynch or the other.

SpyreX · Post Post #290 (ISO) » Mon Apr 30, 2012 9:58 am

I think were at 1 hr from deadline.

Locke Lamora · Post Post #291 (ISO) » Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:17 am

I'm perplexed, I have to say. Did LLD really just unvote less than three hours from deadline and not actually pick a wagon? Mike's contribution indicates he's averse to the idea of lynching someone too. I can only presume that ODM has gone AWOL as it really doesn't make sense for them to not vote Elmo at this stage.

Nero Cain · Post Post #292 (ISO) » Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:25 am

I don't know who there heads are so IDK if they are AWOL or not.

LLD's post made me laugh. Thanks, babe.

Amrun · Post Post #293 (ISO) » Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:30 am

VC 1.13

I don't know why, man. I just can't get it up for college football.

(5) Elmo TeH AzN - Locke Lamora, Glork, SpyreX, Debonair Danny DiPietro, PeregrineV
(5) ObliviousDruidMuncher - FuDuzn, Nero Cain, Elmo TeH AzN, Nocmen, Untrod Tripod
(1) Glork - ObliviousDruidMuncher

With 13 alive, it takes 7 to lynch.

Not Voting: Lady Lambdadelta, mikehart

V/LA:

Deadline: Monday, April 30, 6pm EST

Note: Half an hour remaining.

Spoiler: Vote History

If you spot any mistakes, please let me know.

Glork · Post Post #294 (ISO) » Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:34 am

Fuck it, we're lynching ODM now and LLD is a dumbo.

Vote: ODM

SpyreX · Post Post #295 (ISO) » Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:35 am

-d +sc

Unvote, Vote: ODM

Amrun · Post Post #296 (ISO) » Mon Apr 30, 2012 10:40 am

VC 1.13

Holster the guns?

(7) ObliviousDruidMuncher - FuDuzn, Nero Cain, Elmo TeH AzN, Nocmen, Untrod Tripod, Glork, SpyreX

(3) Elmo TeH AzN - Locke Lamora, Debonair Danny DiPietro, PeregrineV
(1) Glork - ObliviousDruidMuncher

With 13 alive, it takes 7 to lynch.

Not Voting: Lady Lambdadelta, mikehart

V/LA:

Deadline: Monday, April 30, 6pm EST

Spoiler: Vote History

If you spot any mistakes, please let me know.

Flip upcoming.

Amrun · Post Post #297 (ISO) » Mon Apr 30, 2012 11:04 am

The original league tried to distract everyone from the vicious beating by explaining all the traditions of the League.

For awhile, it worked. Everyone learned about Shiva, the nerdy girl from high school who had become a symbol of victory, and the Sacko Bowl, which Pete invented for the losers.

But the league noticed that one Out of Towner was getting particularly feisty. He seemed to be a bit schizophrenic.

Could he have violent tendencies? Could he have beaten up Mastermind of Sin?

They decided not to risk it. As graciously as possible, Kevin asked ObliviousDruidMuncher to leave.

ObliviousDruidMuncher -

Out of Towner

- has been kicked out of the league.

Football players Patrick Willis, Antonio Gates, Ben Roethlisberger, and Brent Grimes have been returned to the draftable player pool for the Waiver Round.

Night 1 begins.

Deadline is Thursday, May 3, 6pm EST.

Amrun · Post Post #298 (ISO) » Thu May 03, 2012 8:15 am

Deadline in less than 3 hours.

Amrun · Post Post #299 (ISO) » Thu May 03, 2012 1:06 pm

Everyone wakes up to start the new day. Nothing seems amiss, but it's still best to be on the look out for whomever beat up Mastermind of Sin.

Day 2 begins.

Deadline is Thursday, May 17, 8pm EST.