Gaben Mafia: GAME OVER

[Meanmelter]

But inte reads are always scummy

[inte]

But inte reads are always scummy

this doesn't even make sense

are you saying that i always have scum reads on people that are scummy? if so, isn't that redundant

or are you saying i'm scummy for having (scummy) reads?

or are you saying i'm being scummy?

or are you saying the people reading me are scummy?

the grammar just throws me off

yeah i dunno i think Meanmelter is just an idiot

pls answer and at least TRY to help town

[Meanmelter]

But inte reads are always scummy

this doesn't even make sense

are you saying that i always have scum reads on people that are scummy? if so, isn't that redundant

or are you saying i'm scummy for having (scummy) reads?

or are you saying i'm being scummy?
or are you saying the people reading me are scummy?
the grammar just throws me off
yeah i dunno i think Meanmelter is just an idiot
pls answer and at least TRY to help town

Yes

[inte]

Do you

want

to get lynched?

[Meanmelter]

Do you

want

to get lynched?

Of course not. It wouldn't benefit the town at all.

[redFF]

Vote-Count 1.10

E3 is in one week.

kuribo () -
Hiraki () -
inte (3) - Meanmelter, Seanald, DeathNote
The Mini-Librarian () -
Meanmelter (4) - The Mini-Librarian, Hiraki, Umbrage, kuribo
DeathNote (1) - inte
Seanald (1) - TheFool
Darox () -
Umbrage () -
TheFool () -
Ser Arthur Dayne (2) - Darox, Karnage
Karnage () -

Not Voting (1) - Ser Arthur Dayne

If you see any errors in vote-counts please tell me. With 12 players alive it takes 7 to lynch, Day 1 will end at 10pm EST, Wednesday 6th June.

[Umbrage]

LYNCH THIS DUMBFUCK

[Ser Arthur Dayne]

Stream-of-consciousness:

iDany’s 26 reads kinda iffy. I don’t like RVS, yet I’m going to participate in it to fit in? o.O
Melter’s 39 is wasn’t actually that bad on it’s own. It could’ve easily been for balance/experience purposes. However, the posts that follow are TROLOLHORRIBLE. Not, I really mean it. I think one of the best way to catch scum is to look at the very beginning of the game, when they are more prone to make awkward posts, then when they actually start getting the feel of things. Lets just see how horrible they are:

I don't, but I doubt there is only one mafia, so there are at least two, right?

Uhh, no, why the hell would you think there is only one? Like at all. Like, even suggest it. PS: This is scum trying to go the wrong direction to WIFOM.

Also, just so you know, I totally wasn't mocking this post or anything...

Actually, that was obvious, but pointing it is just scapegoating.

inte said one of those three are scum, yet no one bugged him about it. So I don't see how it makes me look scummy at all.

Wait, c’mon guys, say it with me : def-lec-tion.

It's basically saying the same thing. Only mine is implying there are two scum. Does that mean I know there are exactly two scum? No, it just means that two people are definitely scum, as with any game.

Wait what? It’s the same exact thing.
DeathNote’s 104 is terrible.

Hm had a feeling my wagon was nearly started as a reaction test. But the fact on how many people voted is why I'm beginning to question if it was...

OH DEAR GOD WHY AREN’T YOU LYNCHED YET!
Darox is town.
iDany’s 152 reads more like a court reporting than an actual player in a game.
Umbrage and Hiraki are prob town.

I should really just be a null read. What have I done to give you a read off of?

Uhh, no. Too much null = scummy.
OMG, I’m in love with post 200 <3

the actual validity of a slip is generally determined by his reaction to it, anyways, not the actual slip itself

Wait what? So that WASN’T a horrible reaction

it's absolutely ridiculous how many people saw that slip as 100% true, which tells me there's scum trying to ride it

Maybe because it’s clear as day?
Melter’s 240 is OMGUSing. Justing saying…

Yeah... not sure what the head butting is with umbrage and int.

ISOing int and maybe that will help me figure it out.

Do you… read the thread?
Umbrage is town.

[Ser Arthur Dayne]

VOTE: Meanmelter

Rough tiers:

Meanmelter
iDany/Karnage, TheFool, Seanald
Deathnote, TML, inte, kuribo
Hiraki, Darox, Umbrage

[Seanald]

ill make you cry some rough tiers with my dick in your ass. But at least your 5x more useful than fucking checkmate.

Also that is L-1. Acually can you do me a favor Ser Arthur Dayne. Unvote meanmelter, I will vote him. And Then you hammer and give some sort of Checkmate remark to it in honor of the one you replaced....its only good manners.

you also have to include a Checkmate type gif to it as well.

I am all about the decoration of hammers.

[Umbrage]

I LIKE THIS GUY

(which probably means he's scum)

P-EDIT: DAYNE, NOT YOU. YOU GET OUT NOBODY LIKES YOU. NOT EVEN YOUR SCUMBUDDIES.

[Meanmelter]

Guys look what I found

Please tell me this is one of your first games? PLEASE?

[Darox]

I'd say the same to you but I think I'd get a depressing answer.

[kuribo]

Guys look what I found

Please tell me this is one of your first games? PLEASE?

Shouldn't you be giving us your last thoughts instead of pretending to be me?

[Meanmelter]

Guys look what I found

Please tell me this is one of your first games? PLEASE?

Shouldn't you be giving us your last thoughts instead of pretending to be me?

Need two more votes before that silly. Only have 5 people on mah wagon.

[Meanmelter]

*One

I love being horrible at counting

[kuribo]

Guys look what I found

Please tell me this is one of your first games? PLEASE?

okay, jizz genius, let me help you with that

Vote: Meanmelter

[Meanmelter]

Guys look what I found

Please tell me this is one of your first games? PLEASE?

okay, jizz genius, let me help you with that

Vote: Meanmelter

You're already on my wagon. But sure why don't you just hop on it again.

[kuribo]

Guys look what I found

Please tell me this is one of your first games? PLEASE?

HEY DAROX HELP ME OUT HERE

[Darox]

First stop quoting that same post.

Vote: Meanmelter

Still dumb, but wow we're not losing anything of value by killing you.

[kuribo]

i'm getting annoyed because sometimes when i quote something, and then later use quick reply, it appends the quote to my post

[Meanmelter]

Last thoughts? Alright here goes absolutely nothing.

Claim:Inventor

Back on my first wagon when it got to L-1 I gave the most townie player in my opinion, my shot tracker (Not giving names because you know how scummies are these days.)
It was a hard decision as there wasn't really much I could use to say if they're town, but I did give it the best effort I could.
I do however have one more device I'd like to give out, but I can't give it out until day 2 so if I could live for this day then give it out day two then lynch me if you're still willing to think I'm scum?

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If I had the ability to lynch someone right now, I say I would Lynch inte.
I dunno the setup but this is just my opinion if you're one of these:
Doctor should defend Umbrage or Kuribo. They're probably the strongest townish players we have at the moment.
Jailkeeper should jail Hiraki. He's quite sheeping. I don't find him very townie.
Cop should Investigate Darox. Confirm his miller claim? Though he could just be scum masking his scummyness with a claim.
Vig should... Actually I don't care what you do, shoot who the town is going to lynch so I guess me? Though I'd rather give out my second device.
Roleblocker should block whoever. I haven't put too much thought into this. :v

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MY BODY IS READY

Gotta be a breadcrumb in there somewhere. No? I must be delusional.

What is this three claims we've had day one? Anywho I hope you enjoy my last thoughts.

[Darox]

If you took 5 seconds to google "My body is ready" you'd end up with several pictures of Reggie.

Wow that list of powerrole directions is the worst thing I have ever seen.

[kuribo]

yeah, i don't buy for a fucking second that he had the ability to give an item during the day

why didn't you claim a rolename?

wouldn't the player you gave it to be able to confirm that they got it?

[Seanald]

arn't you fucking dead?