Scummer of Love Invitational: Day 4 - The day the music died

[chamber]

I'm not a cop, so no I don't have a guilty. For those not following along, glork is an inventor of some sort that gave me an FBI 1-shot n1. My vote is completely unrelated to that fact.

[Axxle]

I'm not a cop, so no I don't have a guilty. For those not following along, glork is an inventor of some sort that gave me an FBI 1-shot n1. My vote is completely unrelated to that fact.

What fact is it related to?

[BBmolla]

UNVOTE:

[chamber]

I'm not a cop, so no I don't have a guilty. For those not following along, glork is an inventor of some sort that gave me an FBI 1-shot n1. My vote is completely unrelated to that fact.

What fact is it related to?

Mostly that I'm lazy. Additionally wyrd dying, weird kill all considered. Then there is the fact that hes still alive. It would be cool if you claimed your kill target again sooner than later btw.

[Glork]

Welp, I'm not going to live past tonight now. WTG, Chamber.

How about instaed of being perpetually shit, you let someone else do work around here? Your voting history is literally UN (town power), MoS (town power), Axxle (town power, according to your own result), and Glork (town power). You also managed to basically NEVER take a stance on either Panzer or Reck. If you're town, step the fuck up.

Now, our two remaining scums are probably EPM and Katsuki. Can we please kill either one of them today, and go back to my plan which

would have won us the game if you idiot fucks didn't lynch UberNinja yesterday

?

Vote: Katsuki

[Glork]

Anyway, I'm an inventor who can hand out 3 investigative roles and one useless role -- probably the closest thing our town has to a cop, although I'm sure Chamber is going to pretend like I'm a scum inventer who hands out uesless/red herring roles, which is literally fucking retarded, because think about the two dead scums, and you should have a fantastic fucking idea of what my role is based on the card you recieved. How the FUCK does that make me scum, Chamber? Get your head out of your ass and get on scum for ONCE in this game.

[Glork]

Anyway, Wyrd was probably killed because the scums thought Wyrd was power. (Maybe Nuwen's sudden decision that I was town from D2 to D3?)



But nope. Katsuki has threadshat, and Reck made his distancing play yesterday when I finally put pressure on him to talk about the other *unknowns*. It's go time.

[Singer is Nachomamma]

vote: Katsuki

Nacho and I are in full agreement that he's the best option for Reck's-buddy.

Choochoo.

Also, for what it's worth, if I was scum, I wouldn't kill Glork, so flawed "logic" is flawed. Please don't ever try to use that as a basic for convincing me someone is scum ever again.

~singer

[Singer is Nachomamma]

OH AND WE GOT THE MOST USELESS ROLE THANKS A LOT GLORK YOU SUCK.

[Glork]

OH AND WE GOT THE MOST USELESS ROLE THANKS A LOT GLORK YOU SUCK.

SORRY, WHICH ROLE ACTUALLY GOES OUT IS DETERMINED BY RNG. IT'S PRETTY GAY, I KNOW.

[Axxle]

Burning CDB today, did we win?

[Glork]

Oh gay. EPM and Kats are def better choices htan CDB.

Whatever. OKay, here's the plan.


D4: Lynch Katsuki. Axxle burns CDB. Assuming we haven't won...
N4: Axxle targets EPM. Scum kill... Glork, presumably?
D5: Lynch Chamber. EPM Dies. If we haven't won...
N5: Scum kill... Singer/Nacho?
D6: If Chamber was scum, lynch Axxle. If Chamber was town, lynch among... no wait, that doesn't work. We are one person short. TOO BAD YOU IDIOT FUCKS RAN UP


HOld on, thinking. The only play today might be to lynch Chamber, to confirm/condemn Axxle. If Axxle's town, we still have the numbers advantage.

D4: Lynch Chamber. CDB Dies.
N4: Glork/Axxle nightkilled. Axxle targets EPM (if town), or anyone (if scum).
D5: Lynch Axxle if Chamber was scum. Lynch Katsuki if Chamber was town.
-----AT THIS POINT-----
---> If Chamber was scum, {You Bitch, You Slut, You Whore} + SK are dead. We prooooobably win at that point?
---> If Chamber was town, (You Bitch, You Whore) dead, CDB dead, EPM dead, Katsuki Dead. Glork, BBMolla, SingerisNachomamma alive.


Basically, this plan hinges on the three of us (Glork, BBM, S/N) being town. Honestly, it might just be massclaim time at this point. But I *think* Chamber is the only appropriate play here, to cover our asses.

Unvote

while I think and wait for people to tell me how wrong and fucked up my plan is.

[Glork]

Just 3 scum in a 16p game seems like WAY too little. 4-5 is expected.

Given my limited knowledge, can someone help me out? What other roles might exist as scum alongside You Bitch, You Slut, You Whore. Maybe Lucille as Godmother or something?

[Glork]

Molla, I see you reading. Who do YOU think the scums are?

[BBmolla]

Donno. Katsuki probably.

VOTE: Katsuki

Who is Lucille, I still don't get that reference.

[Axxle]

"You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille" "YOU BITCH, YOU SLUT, YOU WHORE!"

[BBmolla]

I'm guessing bar reference.

[ChannelDelibird]

Shout House reference

and what the hell Axxle dude

I'd be bummed out even more if it weren't the lowest possible level of satisfaction to find out that UberNinja was town.

Ah well. I'll make sure I do all I can before I die in horrible pain.

[ChannelDelibird]

Just 3 scum in a 16p game seems like WAY too little. 4-5 is expected.

Given my limited knowledge, can someone help me out? What other roles might exist as scum alongside You Bitch, You Slut, You Whore. Maybe Lucille as Godmother or something?

I've been wondering about this. We never actually saw a Lucille, I don't think thematically that quite works for Godmother. Potentially singer could be there as a godmother role as she actually got up there and sang at the bar (which was a particularly awesome moment). Or it could just be a completely non-Shout-House-related role for the Godfather figure. That wouldn't shock me.

It probably is just massclaim time at this point but I'll get back to you on that.

[Axxle]

I didn't kill CDB. I'm out of shots. Just curious at his reaction. I probably would have targeted Katsuki or EPM if I had shots left.

So Glork, your plan won't work because of my lack of power.

[ChannelDelibird]

Fuck yes! I'm going to improbably survive this game just you see.

[Axxle]

I'll be voting Katsuki today, but don't want to L-1 just yet.

[Glork]

Okay, then yeah we're golden.

Lynch Kats today, EPM tomorrow, ^5 our way to victory.

[Glork]

SOOOOOO.

Chamber town
Glork town
Axxle town
CDB town
SingerNacho probstown
BBMolla probs town
Kats probsscum
EPM probsscum

Ya?

Fuck this shit. I don't even need to hear from Kats anymore. I gots a game to win.

Vote: Katsuki

[ChannelDelibird]

No we're not doing this yet I want to read people (tomorrow)

I mean it probably is those two but I want to feel as sure as you guys first.