Gay Mafia II: RIDE THE LIGHTNING (Game Over)

[DeltaWave]

I don't see TH's "careful" post as meaning anything. I can see that sentiment coming from town or scum.

Kise, weren't you guys wishing for Wyrd's death?

[Kawaii]

Naaah we were just pulling their leg is all.

[One Direction]

Looking over TH, the main new stuff I see is that his posts are very defensive and can have a tone that doesn't seem very town-oriented (mocking Gamma as a "seeker o' scum" in 1610 is a big one). I can see that, but I also think a handful of what he's down is kinda newbtownie. For example, I don't see the scum motivations in his votes for Wyrd or Gamma. I guess it could just be bad scum play.

I'd be OK with Thunderhog at deadline if need be. I don't think he'd be a very tragic mislynch as the WCS. Still, but I'd prefer a hydralynch. I think we have a decent shot of hitting scum from any of those three. It's more high risk/reward, but I think it's worth it given what transpired, and Faraday's "wouldn't do that as scum" stuff doesn't convince me (e.g., as it ignores why he'd do it as town).

things are more likely to just ~happen~ as town. you thinking 'any of the 3 of us' has a decent shot as scum which is just weird too

voting dgb still as i haven't read anything lately. BOOYAKA.

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TheTrollie is V/LA until December 30th

[Kawaii]

Kise, weren't you guys wishing for Wyrd's death?

I wanted Wyrd dead, Kise didn't.

Since our reads are so conflicting, reins are in Kise's hands.

[Ellibereth]

should be done today

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ALL I HAVE IS HAMMERS
AND WHEN I HAMMER IT IS GOING TO BE FABULOUS

so don't let nobody get to L-1
nobody

sorry

[Nachomamma8]

and so I wall sometimes

When I'm laying in bed

Just to get it all out what's in my head

And I, I am feeling a little impatient

And so I wake in the morning

And I open the thread

And I turn caps lock on 'cuz it's my time

And I scream from the top of my lungs

Vote: ThunderHog

And I say: HAAAAY HAAAY HAAYY HAAAAYYYMMMEEERR

HAAAAY HAAAY HAAAAY

I said hey

Vote: Thunderhog

And I say: HAAAAY HAAAY HAAYY HAAAAYYYMMMEEERR

HAAAAY HAAAY HAAAAY

I said hey

Vote: Thunderhog

oh elton john do i try

i try all the time, to lynch a scumbag

oh elton john do i pray

i pray every single day

for a resolution

And I say: HAAAAY HAAAY HAAYY HAAAAYYYMMMEEERR

HAAAAY HAAAY HAAAAY

I said hey

Vote: Thunderhog

And I say: HAAAAY HAAAY HAAYY HAAAAYYYMMMEEERR

HAAAAY HAAAY HAAAAY

I said hey

Vote: Thunderhog

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[Sir Elton Hercules John]

"Look at all of these FAGS!

They're swirling around and dancing and playing grabcock all without me... I mean, they're all damning themselves to Hell! A nude negro is laying on the stage with his massive penis burnt to a crisp and they're just out here... dancing! Death doesn't phase them! How can they be so... damn... happy!"

The fat man in the red masquerade mask slowly makes his way towards the stage.

"I'm stuck in Hell getting fifty lashings from Alistair for an eternity and these dicksucking fudgepackers get to just dance around and have a goddamned party! Not on my watch! I'll make sure these faggots rue the day they ever decided that an asshole was an appropriate place to shove a penis!"

The man jiggles his belly towards the stage and crawls up. He takes the microphone from the stand and screams out over the music.

"ATTENTION FAGGOTS!"

The crowd hushes as the fat sack of shit on the stage addresses them.

"PERHAPS YOU THINK WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN DOING IS OKAY...WELL, LET ME ASSURE YOU...IT'S NOT! AND I'M FINALLY GOING TO MAKE SURE THAT NONE OF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO LIE AND CHEAT AND WHORE YOUR WAY INTO HEAVEN! LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING---GIVING GREAT BLOWJOBS WON'T GET YOU PAST ST. PETER!"

The man rips off his mask and the half-deformed face of Jerry Falwell is now seen. Jerry lets out a howl as the stage is once again engulfed in flames. He cackles and reaches into the folds of fat rippling down his back. After a few moments of fishing, he produces a large purple dildo and brandishes it as people begin to flee in terror. Flames erupt behind him as he leaps off the stage, nearly causing an earthquake as he lands. He swings the dildo wildly and the fleeing faggots, attempting to beat whoever he can. Then, suddenly, a crowd rises up behind him. Reverend Falwell turns around to face the thirteen scantily-clad masked people standing before him. Before he can do anything, they descend upon him like a murder of crows.

"NO... NO... NO... YOU CUM-EATERS WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS! I WILL HAVE MY VENG--"

The screams stop. The crowd backs away, revealing Jerry's fat, naked body. The humongous dildo he was waving around earlier is now shoved completely down his throat. Jerry tries to let out a scream, but nothing happens as his face turns blue. Then, his eyes roll back, and he collapses. The balls of the dildo barely dangle out of his mouth as everyone stares down in silence. Finally, David Bowie leaps to the stage almost magically as the sprinkler system douses the fire roaring behind him.

"Mmmm, so, maybe it's time to take a break? Lemme get these curtains looking nice and fancy again and then dispose of that...thing...over there, and we can continue this all in the morning? Sound gravy, kids?"

ThunderHog [Jerry Falwell],

Mafia 3-Shot Bookie

, was suffocated with a giant purple dildo Day 1

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[Sir Elton Hercules John]

Sir Elton Hercules John and Mr. David Bowie cordially invite all of you,

to an after-hours tea party. Everyone must come in their most frilly and fabulous pajamas, and absolutely no violence will be permitted. You may cordially discuss the events of the previous day.

Starting from now, the thread will be open for 24 hours of concurrent

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[Pretentiousdra]

lolling so hard

[Om of the Nom]

Same here.
That day was so long.

I might go hunting for connections during the rest of the night.

[Pretentiousdra]

I make it a point to never do anything during night, in case I die so I didn't waste time

[Om of the Nom]

It's still beneficial for me anyway since it helps build my work ethic.
Of course knowing myself I'd still never get around to it anyway.

[Pretentiousdra]

too busy being creepy to scummers?

[Om of the Nom]

A nice compliment can be twisted into many different meanings :P

[The Mini-Librarian]

Hey queers. I'm NS.

Look at that. I've already posted almost as much as my predecessor.

[Pretentiousdra]

A nice compliment can be twisted into many different meanings

I wanna put my dick in your butt

[SlumberPartyBois]

did someone say slumber party

[SlumberPartyBois]

hey nacho remember way back early in the day when u kept going on about all u could do was hammer. and i told u i was gonna hold u 2 that? and then for some reason when hammer time came around it turned out to look incredibly not compulsive? what happened there?

[Quilford]

WHOOPS

[Quilford]

So guys.

Who else is scum?