Gay Mafia II: RIDE THE LIGHTNING (Game Over)

[DrippingGoofball]

Zoidberg is scum but no one believes me. I'm not fooled by the fruit vendor thing.

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

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[TheTrollie]

I woiuld put volkan at L-1 but I am a bit worried about DGBs play today. I need to re-read the lead-up to the DGB wagon from like two days ago to see if my town read was justified.

[TheTrollie]

(which I will do today btw)

[DrippingGoofball]

I'm town, don't waste your time.

[Magua]

If you could elaborate on why you're worried about DGB's play/what about DGB's play worries you.

[TheTrollie]

opportunism, trying to go for the kawaii lynch while rising high off her 1v1 with wyrd using mod info claim...those are the things bothering me right now but i have to look back at it

[Magua]

You say "going for the Kawaii lynch." What do you make of her recanting the Kawaii-scum argument and then jumping (second, after zoraster) onto SPB?

[dramonic]

considering the biggest scumtell dgb has commited today is voting volk, trollie's hesitation is hilarious.

sigh.

vote: zoraster

this is so fucking bullshit

[TheTrollie]

You say "going for the Kawaii lynch." What do you make of her recanting the Kawaii-scum argument and then jumping (second, after zoraster) onto SPB?

im not sure what you mean by this.

I just went through most of the ISO, a few things flared up but i dont think anything that outweighs the townie posts. + im very confident magua is town so sheeping him isnt the worst thing.

VOTE: Vollkan[/vote

that is L-1

[TheTrollie]

ebwop: VOTE: vollkan

[vollkan]

I see I'm at L-1.

I am Esteban the Power Bottom. I am 1-shot bulletproof.

[Iecerint]

Vote: Vollkan

Hammered, probably.

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

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A masked figure is thrown roughly to the floor in front of Elton. Elton sets his drink down. He steeples his fingers and asks who this is. The harsh voice of the mob responds that he was seen running from Jerry Falwell's room earlier in the week. Elton removes his winged sunglasses and addresses the figure.

Is this true?

Well yes.

Then why should we let you live?

Because it wasn't like that!

What was it like, then?

He swung that way. I was just spending the night with him.

With the man responsible for all this killing?

Honey, I like them dark.

Well that's too bad. You're going to hang for this.

No! Really! I was just-

A figure clocks him in the head with a bust of Liberace and he crumples to the floor. Elton waves his hand in a sweeping motion and turns away. He doesn't want to watch this. Various grunting sounds fill the hall as the man is tied up and hung by his neck. The creaking rope is the only remaining sound when the mob removes his mask, revealing an attractive Hispanic man. Upon remarking that the dead man didn't lose control of his bowels, Elton realizes who they have killed. Only one man invited would have that kind of rectal control...

vollkan [Esteban the Power Bottom],

1-shot Bulletproof Townie

, was literally lynched Day 6

Night actions are due by 2/13 at 5PM EST

[Sir Elton Hercules John]

Elton carefully nudges the door open with his foot. His body is overtaken by a foul odor that oozes around him like pure hateful malevolence. He steels him and walks into the room, afraid of what new horror waits. A corpulent behemoth of a man sits nude at the breakfast table, his head planted firmly into the table. Elton can tell that, despite his considerable heft, his sides are stretched even more than is natural. Purple and black bruises tattoo him, and his hands are adorned with a few cut marks. A bloody steak knife on the table looks to be the instrument which has crudely cut "RINO" into the man's considerable backflesh. There are piles of bloody vomit surrounding the table.

Elton wonders what could have possibly killed him, and then turns to see the corpse in the corner. The slight, pale man has been shot in the head, although his disfigurements are the most distressing, and telling, part of this entire scene. His legs are missing huge chunks of flesh. There are blood trails leading to the table. Elton comes to the horrible realization that the fat man had been force-fed the man in the corner until his stomach exploded. Elton runs to the bathroom and heaves his guts out.

Even for a Republican fuck like Chris Christie, this death was too much.

Harvey Milk being shot in the head and force-fed to a fat guy made kind of a lot of sense though.

Magua [Harvey Milk],

Self-Watching Ascetic

, was shot in the head (again) and fed to a RINO Night 6


TheTrollie [Chris Christie],

Vote Thief

, was force fed another human until he exploded with vomit Night 6

With 5 alive, it's 3 to lynch. Deadline is 2/28 at 5PM EST

[dramonic]

you have got to be kidding -_-

[dramonic]

i want a massclaim, and im going last because.

[DrippingGoofball]

Please tell me you've caught scum.

I approve of mass claim.

[dramonic]

Please tell me you've caught scum.

I approve of mass claim.

Well, my action couldve been messed with, so i wont cast a vote without insurance.

[DrippingGoofball]

I didn't mess with no actions!

And here's a treat for Valentine's Day:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr3E94fVifk[/youtube]

[DrippingGoofball]

[Zoidberg]

Voteless today.

[DrippingGoofball]

Voteless today.

Really. I did get your message...

[Zoidberg]

Voteless today.

Really. I did get your message...

What's your point DGB?

[DrippingGoofball]

I'm surprised that Trollie pickpocketed your vote, and I did get your message. What point do you think I'm trying to make?