Calvin and Hobbes Mafia(GAME OVER! Grownups Mafia Wins!)

[MonkeyMan576]

Dawn rose once again, the town awoke to find to grisly deaths.

First of all, the town found The Monsters Under The Bed, frequent subject of Calvin's nighmares, bleeding profusely, with pink makeup and dresses on their mangled bodies.

Secondly, the town found Calvin's Good Side, face slouched over on his desk. They thought he might have died from too much studying, had they not tested the food that was sitting next to him and realized that it was poisoned.

They realized that both were town and felt a churn in their own stomachs.
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Who was The Monsters Under The Bed, Town Roleblocker
Mr E Roll was Calvins Good Side, Vanilla Townie

[TheIrishPope]

You guys...

...are fucking idiots.
Desperado, where are you

[Desperado]

Right here pal

What's up?

[Who]

Bah. Stupid slimy girls, stop killing us slimy monsters.

[TheIrishPope]

You know what's up. Explain now.

[Desperado]

You know what's up. Explain now.

I'd like to know what your report says first

[TheIrishPope]

You know what my report is since I'm asking you for explanation

[Desperado]

No I really don't.

Or I wouldn't have said that I want to know what it says

[TheIrishPope]

I tracked you and you visited me
What's up with that

[Desperado]

I did visit you. Is that all it said?

[TheIrishPope]

Indeed, Desperado visited TheIrishPope
Now, explain please?

[Desperado]

I'm a town PR, and your report is incomplete.

That's about all you're going to get for right now. In the future, if you track someone, and they visit someone, and that person doesn't die...don't just out them at the start of the day.

Luckily I'm not a doctor, but what if I was?

What do you hope to gain from just telling me to explain why I visited you?

[TheIrishPope]

What if you were a scum PR?

[Desperado]

What if you were a scum PR?

What kind of scum PR to you expect me to have that I would be visiting you without you dying?

[TheIrishPope]

To start with the obvious, a Rolecop, but there are various roles that do not kill and are Mafia sided...
Don't try to play stupid with me.

[Desperado]

I'm not playing stupid with you, I'm trying to explain why what you did was stupid and needless...if you're still alive after I visited you, and a mafia roleblocker already flipped, and you already claimed your role (rendering a rolecop useless)...then I'm probably a town PR and you should keep your mouth shut or make something up.

Instead you just said "Where is Desperado...explain yourself!"

Which I will now, in full.

I'm

Calvin's Sled, the town bus driver

.

Last night I switched you with boxxy.

Night one I switched Skullduggery with Radioactive (whoops).

I kinda still want to lynch Varsoon for his atrocious claim, and if he can't confirm someone else as his neighbor I can't envision a scenario where he's town.

[Skullduggery]

If that's true, then Pope would have seen you visiting both himself and Boxxy last night. You know, since you targeted two players and all. Why'd he only get half the results, Desperado?

VOTE: Desperado

[Desperado]

No shit Skull.

That's why I asked him if that's all it said

And that's why I told him it's incomplete

[Desperado]

That vote (and reasoning) is honestly insulting

[Desperado]

Just so we're clear, your logic with that vote is this:

1) I'm scum with a scum PR
2) I targeted the tracker
3) He tracked me to him
4) He claimed that he tracked me and I visited him
5) I asked him specifically if that was all it said
6) He affirmed
7) I, as scum, fake claimed bus driver anyway, even though it doesn't match his results and I had confirmed with him before claiming that he only visited one person

I don't fucking care if it's WIFOM...do you seriously think I'm that stupid?!?

[TheIrishPope]

Bus Driver can be scum as well
Actually, it is scum most of the time
So you can be scum Bus Driver
Or scum whatever planning to fakeclaim scum since D2

[Psyche]

Varsoon neighborized me. And we really need to stop trying to lynch people just because TIP targetted them last night.

[Psyche]

Bus Driver would actually explain what happened N1 very well, no?

[Skullduggery]

Sorry if you feel that way, Desperado. Do you think that Pope is lying about his results then?

..... Monkey in fact caught me and corrected himself just as I was about to call you scum rubs. We'll talk about this more later.

Maybe you ought to talk about this now, Tiphaine. Because if you're saying what I think you're saying, you might be able to clear both yourself and Rubicon in one fell swoop.

I'm reasonably sure that was a hammer.

Implying, of course, that you knew that Zoidberg was at L-1 ahead of time but didn't say anything. Why? Why not just a "FYI, Zoidberg is at L-1" to prevent an accidental hammer?

Also, Rubicon, you said that you're a PGO, but what does your role PM call you? Does it specifically say that you're a PGO or does it call you something else?

[Desperado]

Bus Driver can be scum as well

Actually, it is scum most of the time

So you can be scum Bus Driver
Or scum whatever planning to fakeclaim scum since D2

Yes it can be

You're going to have to support the claim that it is most of the time though. Links?

Your last line doesn't make any sense.