Micro 246: Chosen Mafia (N2!)

[Bert]

Vote: phokdapolees

Well you all haven't given your trademark 100000% town effort so can you blame me for expecting more?

It has been days of mostly no one talking

I get tired of hearing myself talk

[Bert]

I wasn't getting reactions from people

Game was super slow, even Mastin said there's nothing special going on

The more you post, the happier Bert is

Good luck with the flip

You make good points about my plan being unsound

There is frustration in seeing the game come down to Phok and tip's flips

The uncertainty and fear of them both being town creeped into my mind

The pace of the game isn't really conducive to getting the most out of 14 day game days.

Something had to give

[Tammy]

Wait did you just hammer Bert?

[Bert]

Are you kidding because

Everyone's reads list looks that way

Tell me with a straight face that there's a chance in hell that Mastin or nacho or Matt dies tomorrow

Zilch.

Zero.

Not happening with those two alive

No, you know what, you're probably right, but you accusing me of not looking anywhere else is laughable.

And you're let's not let any "low hanging fruit" get lynched is just as bad as mastin's "let's form the strong player town block" was.

Because you know as well as I do that either can get town roles and either can get scum roles.

And I'm not sure exactly what you're doing right now because it's not actually looking at anyone's play and is going scattershot lalallalalallalalaallala which will just cause us to fucking lose if scum is in the traditional low hanging fruit which it totally can be. YOU KNOW.

But the non low hanging fruit are way harder to catch, can hide behind the low hanging fruit

The effort to sort them seemed to be generously proportional to the effort to sort tip and Phok and me, yet they are way more deceptive

I'm probably way off on everything I've said in my posts

[Tammy]

And like I think this was probably a town hammer, but did you really hammer?

[Bert]

Yes I did because I gave up and feel pretty dumb for pressing for another alternative after you brought up how bad my plan and big scattershot extravaganza has been

It's also 3 am

<3 and saves you the spam

Yes I hammered p-edit

[Bert]

I did the same scattershot and then hammered Phok in 1419 too. And he felt town after I scumread him initially. I'm pretty bad at reading him and TIP, but even worse at reading the rest of you

[Tammy]

Okay i just checked and that really is a hammer as far as i can tell, so let's just *cross fingers* that it's right.

[Tammy]

my kitten is sitting at my feet purring so maybe that's a good sign Bert!

[Bert]

Also if he flips Chosen I'm in some deep shit tomorrow

Hopefully he's scum. Either way I will battle on

P-edit: fingers crossed
Nacho's gut said Phok, hopefully nachos town and his read is correct like in 1419

Have a good night and remember to let everything I say go in one ear and out the other!

That way your high iq stays that way

[Bert]

My dog is snoring so ima go and let Syry so his thang

Somewhere... over the rainbow...

/ends phone post

[Tammy]

Okay so for tomorrow, I really think that Nacho and Bert are more likely town. Mastin and ProjectMatt are in the same kinda "I want them to be town but I'm not sure" category. And I still worry about TiP, but just like I said before, I'm not sure about him being scum, so there is scum in my town reads I'm sure but I'm not sure who.

[Tammy]

Bert - I dont' think this is anythign like Wingate.

[Tammy]

I'm a rebel and free!!! Sound familiar, Tammy???? YEAH, that's right!!! We aren't sweethearts!

[Tammy]

Bert why did you leave me?

Nacho are you not around at all?

[Syryana]

votecount schwank 2.0

phokdapolees ( 3 ): Nachomamma8, mastin2, TheIrishPope, Bert

(LYNCH!)

mastin2 ( 1 ): phokdapolees
Not Voting ( 2 ): Tammy, projectmatt

With 7 alive it takes 4 to lynch.

Deadline is in (expired on 2013-10-28 19:00:00)

Modscene and flava forthcoming.

[Syryana]

Sgt. Joe Friday looked along the strip with an experienced eye. They couldn't fool him; he'd been catching crooks for years. They ain't getting the jump on him, no sir; no way, no how. Such was his concentration in watching for criminals he failed to notice the rather angry mob marching up behind him until the rope circled his throat. Looks like he'd be dyin' today after all.

phokdapolees,

Chosen Townie

, has been lynched Day 2.

It is now Night 2. Deadline is in (expired on 2013-10-29 05:00:00)

[Syryana]

Just a quick update folks; I've an early meeting tomorrow so the flip likely won't be up until the afternoon. So don't panic.

[Syryana]

There was once a man. It was said he could talk to horses. In fact, he became known as the horse whisperer, such were his abilities. He could calm the excited, rile the bored, and could train any horse to accept any rider.

Except mine, who promptly kicked his goddamn face in.

His name was Buck. Let it be remembered.

Flip

Nachomamma8,

Vanilla Townie

, killed Night 2.

It is now Day 3. With 5 alive, it takes 3 to lynch.

Deadline is in (expired on 2013-11-12 12:00:00)[/area]

[Bert]

Bert why did you leave me?

Nacho are you not around at all?

I went to sleep.

and for the record I felt terrible after seeing this flip.

I wasn't angry, I just was kinda sad tbh.

[Bert]

Gut-wise it feels like TIP going after phok-chosen more than anything. I mean, hell, begging me to hammer after phok posts a measly 6 times is something, ain't it?

What do you think if TIP possibly going after Phok-chosen? Dem quick votes

EBWOP: That is, if I Mastin isn't chosen, TIP's motivation for getting me to hammer Phok quickly makes sense.

TIP has coordinted stupid quicklynches with me before, and that timing is....suspicious to say the least

I'll be able to catch Tammy if she's scum today because I'm not cutting her shit for slack.

Deadline is in (expired on 2013-10-28 19:00:00)[/area]

Also,

Vote: TheIrishPope

[Bert]

Holy fuck yes
VOTE: phokdapolees

I used that same tactic as scum when I was a newbie
Yes yes yes lynch

Please please please Bert I am so sure on this
Vote him pls

I am an idiot, and TIP wanted me to lynch him.

Also, Nacho dying makes sense in that he's not here to defend me. I know this is WIFOM, but I will town it up today and do everything possible to survive today and give us a good shot at making it to a 3p LYLO.

As for who is scum, I want TIP dead. Other than that, I have no idea.

[TheIrishPope]

VOTE: mastin
Should have trusted my intial read

[Bert]

TIP why you do this to me

Holy fuck phokdapolees is scum
Dat read list
Bert hammer pls
I am soooo sure on this
Forget what Nacho says
This will end up bad if we delay it

[Bert]

and who is mastin's partner then?