Mini 1543--Natirasha's On Parole!(Game Over)

[Bert]

I love hockey.

Also, this game is great in that it's a fitting end for me solo-ing. I have a chip on my shoulder that I will have tomorrow as I fight a lynch and show that I can withstand it. Micro 290's calm is something I'm building on.

[Bert]

Nope.

I'm gonna have a target on my back tomorrow regardless of what you flip.

[Bert]

yet (last message sent early)

cabd you here?

I think orci just wanted to know if you want to finish the mass claim.

Yeah, I'm here. What of it?

You had a chance last night for your last dance. If it matters to you (which it does), then why delay it until the last minute? Multiple people have been at L-1 today.

[Bert]

I gotta give credit where credit's due though. Cabd's claim made this game a helluva lot less boring than it would have been. This game was seriously stalling and I was bored and just [deep inside, not for real (joke)] wanting to give Nat the freedom to mod a future game ASAP.

[Bert]

Gotta go, but: Reads in case I get shot. lol

TOWN

Aronis
notscience
MafiaSSK
Cabd
Guyett (r. Katsuki)

DUNNO

Nachomamma
Muffin

MEBBE SCUM

Goodfather

IdiotKing - since he might actually be lynched and I might get what I want - actually looks like a really solid player though regardless if scum/town, reminds me of Lynx_Shine, so probably won't stick around long (oops did I just say that). has a similar mojo

SCUM

Selkies - but I'll work with her because who knows maybe she'll step up and prove that my read is wrong, but time's running out

Later.

[Bert]

Ffery, backup doctor could also be red herring, right, like your strongman in 231 mismatched - as in no doc. or backup doc could be a fakeclaim. either way i don't think we can outguess a mod like Nat with better than random odds

/runs out of thread and lets the dance go on

[Bert]

I meant scum could actually be a backup doc, and there could be no town doc. Sorry for the confusion

[Bert]

VOTE: SSK

Sorry, feeling sick and have classes all day, and tbh I don't really wanna think about this right now. My vote is proxied to Cabd cos he's town as hecksies, and besides my last class ends at 9:20 EST where we are going to some trip near research park. Obv. IK lynch won't work.

IdiotKing, attacking anti-town behavior is really easy to do as scum, so it's ok my friend because I can already tell what you will be thinking <3

you can try to get me lynched tomorrow (and it won't work, but we will be reunited again)

And this is a logical Bert speaking, and waffle waffle waffle doctor protecting Ffery makes no sense

I also would like to see when it's nightfall, what Cabd's final beautiful townread on Ffery is (it's strength).

I gave up on that Selkies lynch, and I hope and pray somehow my dangerous paranoia is clouding everything and they are town.

[Bert]

Shit.

VT here

Which means Nacho is probably a PR?

Backup doc + doc claim and everyone else neighbor or VT????

can we lynch IK instead?

[Bert]

would have been here but class was scheduled until 8:20 soooooooo

[Bert]

Nacho literally in past Mistakes uPick texted me to post in game and told me what his thoughts were and what to post...via text without reading the game...

so I doubt he's going to show up

chances are almost nil

VOTE: IdiotKing

[Bert]

happy scumday nat

Nachomamma8(4): zMuffinMan, The Goodfather, Idiotking, Guyett
Idiotking(3): Nachomamma8, notscience, MafiaSSK, Bert

It should look like this right now

[Bert]

^IK is at 4, not 3

[Bert]

thank you for pampering us with a VC

[Bert]

I wanna send Nat back out into the bastard modding world in style

[Bert]

The fuck?

[Bert]

tbh Cabd I played along all of yesterday but I thought this was all a gambit and you weren't a vig.

[Bert]

Why did you want me to claim...?

I could have hammered you near DL yesterday but I didn't and chose IK over you after the SSK wagon died.

You should thank me.

[Bert]

well that's fucking disappointing

^scumvibe post

Why?

you been ducking and seeming like a deer in headlights (see: yesterday near DL) as opposed to oozing town, bro

[Bert]

Doc should have died last night, and my theory is that scum chose to no-kill for whatever reason - not surprised that they would do that considering town's lack of direction in this game so far. We are looking lost.

VOTE: SSK

[Bert]

I can't think. Doors are being replaced and random hammering and nail guns keep going off.

Lol same.

they're installing a mass notification system in all rooms this week, from 10 A.M. to 5 each day.

[Bert]

DISAPPOINTED

THERE WAS NO KILL BABE

[Bert]

SSK is a doctor and there was another protective claim?

Goodfather claimed back-up doctor

I think one of them is fake.

Isn't there an Open setup where there's like a Town Backup Jailkeeper, and then a Mafia Jailkeeper, etc.

It makes sense because I assume Nat did not want a boring setup like town Doc, town backup Doc, town Vig, X Townies, 3 Mafia.

[Bert]

at the time nacho's post style was new to me.

Many consecutive messages in short succession; lots of what seemed like inside jokes that i couldn't understand; and lackluster reads

If you want to know my role so badly i'll claim and just let the cards fall where they may.

i'm a town nurse/back up doctor

[Bert]

And there were no other protective roles claimed?

No.

3 neighbors: muffin, Aronis, IK
1 back-up doc
1 doctor
1 vig (1-shot compulsive N2?)

rest vanilla townies

[Bert]

notty I don't understand why Selkies isn't reading you as strong town

[Bert]

who do you believe is scum bro

if you believe all 3 as town, then for you scum must be in ->

3. Selkies(fferyllt+orcinus_theoriginal)
4. zMuffinMan
6. notscience King Kenny
9. Bert Karlos4
11. Aronis**
13. GuyettKatsuki

[Bert]

may have been wrong about Katsuki:

I could see him faking a replace out to preserve a scum slot.

Could be wrong about Muffin/Aronis, maybe.

I'm thinking the same about Katsuki

[Bert]

You don't? I bet Cabd does.

??

[Bert]

Nacho should probably read Day 2

[Bert]

How about I speak to yo momma

[Bert]

I don't wanna think that the lynchbait I've defended have been scum and I've been the deterrent

Aronis was twisting people's interactions yesterday into things that they weren't, and it's easy to get away with. it all looks more calculated than natural

i do want some meta debate considering the playerlist concerning notty and selkies

nacho, do you think selkies is town enough, or just town but not town enough. your reluctance to vote each other means i expect you to bounce thoughts off each other today

and yes i do need mass reset today

[Bert]

does me considering a no-lynch mean i'm insane cos this doesn't make flipping sense, and plus we are at an even #

[Bert]

6. If a deadline is achieved and a player has not achieved the majority for lynching, then I will publically role a die with sides equal to the number of living players+No Lynch. Whoever's number is chosen will be killed.

it only says this about reaching DL without a lynch, not a voluntary NL

[Bert]

I will say who I shot after SSK claims who he protected. Any objections?

no

[Bert]

ffery but you took notes after Mini 1520 didn't you? you took notes after Bro's game on notscience too.

[Bert]

Why are you trying so hard to influence my notsci read?

Because your reasoning for not townreading him is "I read him wrong in Mini 1520 and I don't know where I went wrong."

If you're scum, you could be giving him the Bert treatment:

ffery wrote: "mykonian/bert - bert has a history of being paranoid as hell around me. I have the advantage of a recent game where he was scum and got past me for the few hours I was in the game. I'll push that occasionally but mostly townread him"

Post 28 from Mini 1526 Scum QT:

http://www.quicktopic.com/50/H/N9RgcVZAReq3c

You're mostly townreading notsci here as well.

[Bert]

Cos Nacho along with ns are here to defend me and you know it's not worth your time and effort to try to lynch me

[Bert]

Or there's a redirector or something?

?????????

Where did you get this idea from

[Bert]

I'm waiting for SSK

[Bert]

SSK if u see this, claim who u protected kthx

[Bert]

Does roleblocker make sense in this setup?

[Bert]

Okay.

I'll have time tomorrow to look into notes and stuff

My optimism here due to no deaths last night is:

We are in the same position that we would have been in on Day 2, had Cabd shot someone and scum killed on Night 1.

[Bert]

Day 3 started 8 hours early

I remember. Go check the timestamps!

[Bert]

That's why Nat wrote "close enough."

Close enough.

"Now, Mr...Natirasha, is it? Do you want to explain the disappearance of three children under your care in the past three days?"



"Well, quite frankly, Detective Brunch, I don't think these people are children. And I don't think any have disappeared."

"Oh really, because I have on record here that people named Ross William, Four Trouble and Idiot King were all supposed to be under your care."

"You. are. mistaken." at that, the winged man pressed a switch and the ceiling promptly exploded, giving him an exit out.

Detective Brunch of the Special Cases Unit looked at the cratering hole in his interrogation room. Clearly, this Natirasha was going to be a terrifying foe...

No one died night two. Day three begins now.

(expired on 2014-03-03 21:00:00)

[Bert]

Notscience, we might have to start a Nacho wagon today after that catch-up he posted. First I gotta respond to those posts.

I'll put up some stuff this afternoon once I get lappy access and catch up!

[Bert]

But while we wait, perhaps ns you could respond to Nacho about your lack of Nacho paranoia and/or sorting him?

[Bert]

You said to ask ffery?

....that's not acceptable lol and Nacho wasn't in 1526

[Bert]

This is the play of the day.

Easiest scape goat ever.

I think Notscience is scum. His in thread chat thread with Bert earlier was pretty town and great, but I have major niggles based on no recent play and him not really being paranoid of me or attempting to sort it in any way lately.

What exactly is wrong with his recent play? "major niggles" is not enough to push a lynch through. What do you think of his "I won't express suspicion unless I feel major niggles/nargles"?

#2626 and #2627 essentially make a scum claim so the votes can start piling up now.

??

because that was a stupid fucking kill for the scum team and ffery is pretty night phase focused and wouldn't make a fuckup like that.

I don't understand why someone wouldn't go after SSK if he's the doc, or even Goodfather. My thoughts are that SSK is either scum or wants us to think he was left alive for WIFOM purposes.

This means that Aronis is scum.

What do you think of his refuting random things and being real aggressive?

[Bert]

^Cabd implied he shot Aronis, in case it wasn't obvious.

-->

So scum has a roleblocker, or there's a bulletproof scum neighbor. Take your pick, folks.

[Bert]

Basically I presume under the assumption you're town unless I get really bad nargles about something

The problem isn't that. It's that you haven't been convincing in either direction on any of those players you mentioned. Where is the difference in opinion here, cos Nacho's right in that you aren't actively categorizing Ffery or Nacho, regardless of how little confidence you have in reading them.

[Bert]

hi guys

interesting.

bye guys

prod dodge

[Bert]

Vote: Cabd

[Bert]

cabd goes on Thursday, Nacho goes Friday

let's go let's goooo

[Bert]

Natirasha is the hardest working man I have ever met

[Bert]

Prod dodge.

Looks like the posts aren't coming back?

[Bert]

Selkies Jan 21, 07:06pm Feb 27, 08:29pm 1 day 19 hours 472
Nachomamma8 Jan 31, 05:44pm Feb 27, 05:04pm 1 day 22 hours 179
The Goodfather Jan 21, 07:12pm Feb 27, 04:29pm 1 day 23 hours 80
Aronis Jan 21, 10:22pm Feb 27, 11:07am 2 days 4 hours 143
zMuffinMan Jan 21, 08:56pm Feb 26, 10:57pm 2 days 17 hours 200
MafiaSSK Jan 21, 07:05pm Feb 22, 11:00pm 6 days 17 hours 184

hey guys let's do a mass prod dodge okay cos 48 hours

[Bert]

VOTE: notscience

[Bert]

You may be right
I may be crazy
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for

[Bert]

SSK, Cabd, and Goodfather are all confirmed town by claims.
Bert and Selkies read pretty fucking town by play: I actually read ffery's ISO just now so fears that I am just being lazy in reading her are quelled. It also helps that Cabd was shot last night (BUT HOLY FUCK HOLD THAT THOUGHT BECAUSE REVELATION)

Nvm, continuing. It also helps that Cabd was shot last night (which we know since no one has a reason to no kill except for the three claims which all look town to me and make the setup make sense by being town) because that was a stupid fucking kill for the scum team and ffery is pretty night phase focused and wouldn't make a fuckup like that.

I also read Muffin as town: I find his way of sorting me to be pretty convincing, pretty okay. I don't like that it doesn't have any impetus behind it like he has all the time in the world, but that's a minor niggle and not one majorly worth addressing at the moment.

I think Notscience is scum. His in thread chat thread with Bert earlier was pretty town and great, but I have major niggles based on no recent play and him not really being paranoid of me or attempting to sort it in any way lately.

(I believe one of the two is scum and I hope my read solidifies soon because not sure ATM).

This means that Aronis is scum. I think Guyett is scum. I would guess Aronis/Muffin not scum together, but Natirasha is a troll, so

Vote: Guyett

This is the play of the day.

[Bert]

Why aren't you voting Aronis then?

[Bert]

Nacho could you look more town plz tia

[Bert]

VOTE: Nachomamma8

[Bert]

Since this is equivalent to a fresh start, everyone should place a quick vote, except make it serious on the person you want lynched.

K?

K.

[Bert]

I am actually extremely embarassed for nacho with that atrocious lazy case on me

why don't you see it as a strategic case

VOTE: Bert

^For real.

who knows what this vote is for...

[Bert]

How?

[Bert]

Can you please look more town?
TIA

[Bert]

No.

[Bert]

Good luck with that

[Bert]

biggest threat to Bert if Bert's scum: Selkies

Unless you think they're scum with me (you're townreading that hydra)

the nightmare scum team that town doesn't want to see (this is if paranoia is shining brightest): Ffery, Cabd + one of nacho/muffin.

Ffery or Nacho would be dead by now if I were scum

[Bert]

also who would actually shoot at a vig that was the obvious protect???

it all suggests SSK to me

[Bert]

I seriously doubt Cabd is even a vig, for the way he softclaimed so obviously on D1. He may be scum or another PR.

I need to reset because I'm having a hard time seeing how town-Cabd can be so wrong about reading me. Only thing is his read on me in 1436 (past game) was so terribly wrong on Day 1 that it's possible...but that was his first game in-game with me. Ffery has a much better track record (past) of reading me, and has shown transparency in doing so in past games

Plus, Nacho and Ffery are both townreading me, as are almost everyone except Muffin (who has a 2 game track record to speak of where he had me as scum the entire time in one, and as town in the other because I went suicidal (?))

If I were scum, Cabd would be threat #3 or 4. Notscience is pretty good at reading me too, all things considered.

[Bert]

ETA: Nacho has shown paranoia about Cabd, whereas Ffery hasn't shown much at all.

[Bert]

I don't remember why I said that.

But Cabd is using NKA of last night to use against me, so I'm using it in defense of myself in saying why it doesn't implicate me.

[Bert]

^in the post above, I'm referring to this:

So from a probability standpoint, A makes sense, so from there, it stands that whoever scum thought I was gonna shoot is one of them, and a needed/valuable player. Otherwise, why roleblock AND kill me? I must have been a threat to them, such that blocking the doctor and shooting me wasn't enough; lest they lose their PR. You know who that suggests? Bert.

[Bert]

That theory is flawed, Aronis.

[Bert]

cha-cha-cha

[Bert]

So? You're scum, so it seems good to me.

You just admitted it's flawed, which it is. You're just interpreting my play in a way that confirms your beliefs anyways.

[Bert]

Town Guyett does townie looking things.

[Bert]

what kind of townie things?

dun slack off bro



rekindle your romance with scumhunting

[Bert]

that is a minor disappointment!

c'est la vie

<3

[Bert]

disappointed because with 10 alive, 5 still isn't enough to lynch Selkies.

GF, guyett, notsci, me, SSK. same group that voted Selkies yesterday.

let's go to ballroom bootcamp and learn the rumba

[Bert]

Cabd's not and won't be.

I don't really wanna think they're all together, cos they're most likely not. Nacho's so inactive that he's not really a threat as either alignment like he used to be in past games.

[Bert]

50/50, he's just being weird and also lurky (due to IRL). There are quite a few people townier than him though, that's for sure.

[Bert]

VOTE: Selkies

time for me/us to focus on this game again and fight the fatigue!

Votes are looming, bring it on peoples!

[Bert]

I think we probably are all together. It's hard to call Nacho for sure due to not a lot of data.

Meant you and Cabd as a scumteam potentially. Cabd tossing that theory of me-scum out because of the lack of a NK is just like tossing out random stuff to see if it goes well with others, and that's while seeming to have no other real suspicions of his own today.

I also wish he had revealed what his intentions were during the steps he took during that super-awkward "dance." Doesn't it seem really inconclusive?

[Bert]

Lol @ you thinking Bert-scum

[Bert]

If we were a scum team, Cabd would probably have bussed me, with my full blessing. That's actually a pretty minor point for town-Cabd though.

Maybe, maybe not. Definitely a moot point. Where has he made a genuine push on someone for a lynch so far?

He saw the wagon, and looking back most realized that it wasn't going anywhere if he didn't hop on. His "sorting" of you was long-winded, which lead to indifference and indirectly derailed the wagon as we joined other wagons in hope of a deadline lynch.

As scum, I don't believe he'd concoct a voluntary fake-claim that makes his continued survival a question mark.

Cabd isn't predictable, and he has a history of fakeclaiming, so.... no, I don't buy this. SELL. Also, your townread on him was super sketchy. You rambled through your "philosophies" about town-cabd and announced him as likely town on Day 1 without much of a reason.

Don't you think something's off about him pawning some bullshit case on me due to NKA? And he's not even voting me or saying anything to make me think he's reanalyzing me.

[Bert]

notscience notscience NOTSCIENCE not science nots cien ce notty notscience notscience notscience

[Bert]

Why do you think the pushes haven't been genuine?

agree to disagree, but i will elaborate on it when i have time tonight. i wanna get this game moving again though since it is sleepwalking ever since outage

If you're town, then you engage him and you figure him out. That's not what you're doing here.

well i have commented about his read on me and i got nothing out of him, he kinda just ignored it for the past week so....

I'm not going to tell you any more about what to look for when that happens.

good cos the self-meta on "if cabd and i were scum together" wasn't compelling

[Bert]

IMO his day 1 push on Aronis was genuine. His day 1 push on me was genuine. I think his early day 2 push was a reaction test, though I didn't think so at the time. I'm not sure what he was looking for from me, but if he hadn't found it, he wouldn't have backed off. His SSK push was genuine.

Why do you think the pushes haven't been genuine?

This post is in response to the above quote in #2804.

Cabd, do you have any serious reasons for your selkies vote?

Nope!

How was this push on you genuine on D1, ffery?? He basically voted you a couple of times with absolutely no reasoning whatsoever except to "sort you", and then let go. Plus, his vote wavered and it's not like he held it there until you produced something. He latched on and off twice, and extremely early on.

Then, his Aronis push was based on "I didn't like your first set of posts." He never quite explains why other than calling Aronis's opening cheeky and not excusable for a newbie.

Spoiler:

UNVOTE:
VOTE: Aronis

Oh hell no we're not.

Then you're way behind this game.

Talk to me about Aronis plz.

In a bit sure. I just didn't like the entry, nor did I like the "omg cut him slack" out of left field from SSK, reminds me of "we the purple" where I did that shit to the zazzier alt scumbud.

I think you're scum because of your first set of posts.

I'd still like for you to talk about your Aronis read.

He's scum. What of it?

The pushes look more random than accurate. He doesn't really ask Aronis anything, and it doesn't look like he is looking hard. The votes don't really apply pressure. Limited discussion + huge suspicion = doesn't mesh. This is totally different from my problem with your (Ffery's) play. I'm surprised he's not re-evaluating that read either considering part of Aronis's scumminess is playstyle (like Katsuki's).

The only suspicion that he has had coming into today is "Woah, Bert is probably scum after lots of thinking about the night actions." No follow-up, no pursuing other targets or questioning. If he really thought I was scum, why wouldn't he be wagoning me by now?

Just couldn't resist fake claiming PR could ya?

UNVOTE:
VOTE: ssk

His SSK push was genuine.

How? He latched onto the wagon only after SSK claimed to have protected you Night 1. Before that, when others (including me) were busy wagoning him and pressuring him, he didn't really join in. He barely did anything to "push" enough so that you would think it's genuine.

[Bert]

It should be for him to answer this stuff, but you keep addressing it to me.

It's ok cos I don't expect him to answer that stuff anyways (if he wanted to, he would have a week ago), plus you are familiar with his play as you hydra with him

That kind of assertiveness is often a PR tell and it affects the game state whether the player crumbs or not.

The crumbing just seems so....unnecessary...it's like Venmar crumbing Doc or Wake88 crumbing tracker so hard on D1/D2 in 1526. A Vig is dead meat if there's a roleblocker or scum wants him/her killed. It's risky to do such things, but I've seen it all I guess - ruins the role's utility...it's safe for scum to do, as they know there's no SK due to Nat saying 3 vs. 10 at the beginning of the game?

Cabd's personality is quite assertive, so sheer confidence isn't really a sign of a PR for him is it?

Re Aronis you missed the most explicit posts about his day 1 reasons. They were in an exchange with SSK about him.

Oh I recall it now that you said it. Missed it when looking through...see it now, will quote it in a bit

[Bert]

Why is that?

[Bert]

^interesting article - thx

[Bert]

I liked the town-model and scum-model explanations re: article.

[Bert]

BERT

I WILL POST TOMORROW

THIS I SWEAR

[Bert]

Why ew? Does nacho's Guyett vote taste bad?

[Bert]

guys let's vote guyett

Hi guy guys let's vote nacho

[Bert]

Why did you steal my money

[Bert]

Ugh rotten blue cheese

Probly in a buffalo chicken panini

Yuk

[Bert]

Aronis you there?

[Bert]

vote selkies with us (we lacked one vote yesterday to lynch them)...

or ill vote you (your lynch didnt go through on D1 - I refused to vote for you D1 when you were at lynch -1.)

[Bert]

I kinda slept in until 2 then orgot this game was a thing

WHAT SHALL WE TALK ABOUT

I want to know what you think of nacho

this game is so Zzzzzzzzz you have no idea, like part of me just wants to lynch someone ASAP and move onto night lol

[Bert]

<SSK, notsci, guyett, me, goodfather> is 5 like i said earlier

thats why the no-kill made me so grumpy

[Bert]

Ima vote Selkies with you, IF you promise youll never vote me again, ever. And your threat sucs, Ima woulda dayvig ya if I thought you would.

i promise.

if any of the other 5 i mentioned see this, plz vote selkies too before it goes down to the last 24 hours.

[Bert]

VOTE: Aronis

Lets lynch this

I translated 2841 to english it said

"I am scum. Kill me."

no

[Bert]

nope i meant in this game only, obviously @ aronis

p-edit: notty hello this is a game of mafia

[Bert]

in past completed games (54) ive never ever gotten a dayvig or vig role LOL

[Bert]

what r ur reads cos u saidu agreed with points about cabd and about me so where do u stand thats important

[Bert]

also did IK post anything of meaning shortly before he/she was lynched

[Bert]

what is x

[Bert]

what is x

I cannot tell. Ask z muffin

what if ure both town, and u die today and muffin somehow dies tonight now that you just crumbed something???

then who tells

[Bert]

it's chucklefuck city tonight. :/

better than zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz city

[Bert]

what is soooooo confidential to withhold now that ppl have all massclaimed
u r just messign with us

[Bert]

Null,

GF

Ns

Not quite lean scum, but not null either,
Selkies

Lean scum,
Bert
Guyett, town block is awful gais.

Ns would be here except for -x-

spit it out plz, what does ns have to do with x cos u already told us 99% of the story, now finish it tia <3

[Bert]

X is that I am a 1shot cop and notsci is innocent, is that believeable?

you left that out when u were cabd's biggest scumread









it is true that others claimed neighbor for you during d1 when u were l-1 but

[Bert]

SO MANY PRS

So little time

bert lambasts this setup

GRRR

[Bert]

instant reactions plz seklies

im like omgerz

[Bert]

Aronis: which night did u investigate notsci

[Bert]

VOTE: Aronis

no real x, then all bets are off sorry

[Bert]

aronis will be lynched then sry honesty's the best policy

idc anymore *shrug*

[Bert]

well IK forgot the "omg muffin and aronis could both die, or...or one neighbor dead and the alive muffin is scum, or the alive aronis is scum"

p-edit: says the person who just played me

[Bert]

aronis today reminds me of my past experiences with good ol marquis <3

why does everything sound so scummy ugh

[Bert]

does <cabd, selkies, goodfather> make sense?

im really burned out and tbh today i just felt like lynching whoever comes close to lynch, maybe a boring game > spammy so ill let yall lynch whomever, i havent thought much about this game today neways

and i dun really think aronis is scum, but idc he still needs to be lynched cos distraction and i dont want in a mylo/lylo anything. reading him isn't fun/easy i can tell you that much <3

[Bert]

Meta. If you are always scummy regardless of alignment, people never know what to think.

so you know that youre being scummy, huh? its an act

[Bert]

^well considering ffery and muffin were both townreads in ur reads list all of 2 hours ago, i can tell u are being facetious haha <3

[Bert]

counterwagon on nacho time then

UNVOTE:

VOTE: nachomamma8

i'd prefer selkie obv but as i said i have nothing to lose

sry guys i am impatient/annoyed this wk especially cos found out last weekend i am gonna travel near the end of this month and not have internet for 3 weeks which rly sucks lol :/

should see my last game which just ended last night, notty was scum and i was town pushing gm to quickly pick someone and end the lurkfest 3p lylo. not proud of it myself

[Bert]

http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?f=83&t=37159

i was playing as a hydra named hello kitty with Ms Marangal, notty was scum there fwiw

[Bert]

Lol you've been all fluff anyway so I ain't even disappointed

It's probs for the best

I do genuinely think cabd and Selkies are scum though, I've run out of energy in this game. Plus irl will have me obligated to replace out eventually which sucks

[Bert]

bert's playing straight paranoia mode, not really interested in interacting with him
goodfather's probably town, although a derp

nope, GF voting you does not equal derp, try again

ill miss you when you get lynched!

[Bert]

maybe if your push on guyett looked 1% genuine, this wagon wouldn't be happening. <3

[Bert]

cos it's based on nothing

and your other reads appear to the outside observer as based on almost nuttin

you could ez be scum bro

[Bert]

also youre pushing on someone who ragequit

[Bert]

[Bert]

this is what happens when you eat too many nachos

[Bert]

you get a bizarrrrrrro lynch

[Bert]

VOTE: MafiaSSK



i rly dont care who gets lynched anymore, i just wanna see 1 scum die in thsi game and ill b happy

[Bert]

hey look who stole a pagetop



i did something sacred

[Bert]

that's scummy that you care.

go sit on your gluteus maximus in time-out

[Bert]

sorry i think selkies is scum and cabd too but i dont give a hip muscle anymore

like selkies 90% sure

[Bert]

YOU[RE NOTE MY FATHER GUYETT

there's this place named world of wings down the street and ppl get extreme nachos

why arent you extreme enough, nacho

[Bert]

VOTE: Selkies

nacho is showing us the active exercise routine so that my booty is more than a seat cushion

aint that attractive

p-edit: obviously a happy drug bro

[Bert]

i think ive been going to butts and guts class too often

*pelts a snowball at nacho*

[Bert]

no nacho stop reaction testing muffin we aint got time for that bro

[Bert]

i dont drink sorry but if i did, i would not let you near my drink

[Bert]

^nacho is right

guyett you are full of it with that "omgerz nacho is town since he talked himself out of his scumreado n me"

backtrack-itis

GUYETT USED SLEEP AS AN EXCUSE to change reads

ok so guys i went to sleep and my reads magically changed too, i think guyett is in a faction called town-trezl

and i am in a faction called mebbetowntrezl

[Bert]

sorry ur hammer privileges were revoked

judge says 'too many gambits'

u might screw up the hammer cos u gambit too much i dont trust u kthxbai

[Bert]

aronis just follow your

ehart

arrow

ftfy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ8xqyoZXCc

[Bert]

ONTO EHARMONY

it was more like a craigslist personals

[Bert]

Who's getting hammered now?

nacho's mother

read carefully plz

[Bert]

omg how awsumz

a bulletproof lynchproof saint proof?

oh baby

[Bert]

When I was a little girl
I had a rag doll
Only doll I've ever owned
Now I love you just the way I loved that
rag doll
But only now my love has grown

p-edit: DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Bert]

guyitt i love your spirit

nacho will be there in spirit with you whenever you are drunk because that's the way he rolls

p-edit: OMG I LUV YOUZ

[Bert]

BERT GUYETT NACHO ARONIS
TOWNBLOCK 2.0

*is annoying and uses hashtags*

#rekt

[Bert]

sry i am a country hick i dont vote for muffins unless there is probable cause

[Bert]

NACHO YOU TROLL YOU ATE A Z MUFFIN

[Bert]

VOTE: Muffins

i like saiyans i am on board with this plan guyzzz

[Bert]

i want tonic only bro

get me some scones plz thx

[Bert]

im gonna pretend to be drunk cos i wanna join this cool club toooo

[Bert]

SCUM:
muffins

sceince

saiyan

[Bert]

i think youre the cross between home depot and office depot

[Bert]

you shouldnt

you should prefer lawn mowers over weed eaters

[Bert]

OMG I JUST STARTED LAUGHING @ YOUR AVATAR
WHO IS YOUR ERNIE??

my bestie

we went on adventures together and then became lifelong BFF's inside a pyramid duh

[Bert]

thank u guyitt

i trust u not to poison me

[Bert]

shine bright like a diamond........
we're beautiful like diamonds in the sky....

*gets drunk*

[Bert]

i rly need to get some zzzz soon and stop thsi all nighter crap

neways the thing that makes nacho a really special player here is that even while achieving greatness, he has found the balance between humility and confidence, and that's really rare in great players. ppl mention charisma sometimes, but it's not just that

#randomcommentofthedayanduseofanotherrandomhashtag

[Bert]

idk

why didnt you join us for drinks

[Bert]

we waited for you for 2 hours cos we expected you to mix some special drink mixes

im sad

[Bert]

OK so I finally got some sleep. I really don't mind a no lynch today, as the number remaining is even. Plus, this PR thing with both backup + doc still alive with a NK was so weird too. Let's force scum to make a kill. If they don't for three game days, then it ends in a draw anyways.

[Bert]

Either Nacho or Selkies goes today, or I vote a no lynch. Nacho defending Selkies this much is just disturbing, and despite the vice surrounding Aronis, I'm content leaving him alone.

[Bert]

VOTE: Nachomamma8

[Bert]

why did you like him

[Bert]

I have always despised the phrase 'policy lynch,' but at points in this game, I have almost relented.

[Bert]

hi guys

hi nacho i see you are sobered up

interesting trajectory we have going on here, i bet ffery can't look at anyone's timing and tempo when no one's posting just sayin

interesting

[Bert]

oh while i'm waiting for bball to start in 26 mins, notsci stop lurking <333333

[Bert]

u betta be bak in 1.5 days or else dl expires and i will come and getcha bro

[Bert]

my reasoning is if nacho isn't going to step it up when he has been in this game 42 days, then he probably won't ever as he's busy neways

so there's really nothing to wait for anymore if you know what i mean, time to set him free

[Bert]

5 of us voted for selkies yesterday when u werent here nacho, so its not just you

[Bert]

VOTE: no lynch

[Bert]

how do u guys feel about NL

the lack of a kill and it being numbers is just too weird

if we're wrong, tomorrow's mylo anyways so we'd have to NL eventually

why not now so that tomorrow isn't mylo and we can figure this PR doc crap out?

[Bert]

no i'm in troll mode you noob

hi bubba

<333333333

[Bert]

Bert I want an apology for joining the reject townbloc

No not with you as lurkerscum

[Bert]

Vote: notscience

[Bert]

Vote: Selkies

/phone

[Bert]

I'm out. Seeya Day 4.

[Bert]

UNVOTE: Nacho

VOTE: Selkies[/unvote]

I said before i don't understand why this wagon failed yesterday and why no one has pursued it today.

I still think its our safest bet.

You screwed up vote tags

[Bert]

we have 10 minutes so seriously guys if you don't want random, vote now

if you want random, best of luck.

[Bert]

3 mins left.

oh well *shrug* idc

[Bert]

no, aronis wouldnt vote until last minute lolz

cabd was here earlier, but cabvd is probly with ffery anyway so idc anymore

[Bert]

tbh ffery and cabd arent the type to miss random deadlines like this which says al ot

[Bert]

well played, you guys

nat you are no longer on parole, how does it feel? i enjoyed this game and it wasn't boring while i was still alive...

[Bert]

You know? I can't even muster the care to doodle. Natirasha is disappointed.

No one was lynched day six. It is now night six.

(expired on 2014-04-03 16:00:00)

I asked Nat to doodle more after the no lynch

And he never did!!!

Hydra slip on mobile phone yikes!!! Soz