Everyone has confirmed via PM except for SpyreX, but I happen to know he's on an airplane. So, without further preamble...game on!
It's showtime at Madison Square Gardens! The best of the WWF has come out to put on the much-anticipated 12-man, over-the-top-rope battle royal. As the contestants make their way into the ring, Bobby "The Brain" Heenan and "Mean" Gean Oakerlund take their seats at the announcers table and start warming up the PPV crowd.
Mean Gene:
WELCOME TO THE 12 MAN, OVER-THE-TOP-ROPE, SPECTACLE OF STRENGTH, ENDURANCE, AND TECHNICAL SKILL. THIS PROMISES TO BE AN ALL OUT BRAWL,
FOLKS!
The Brain:
Don't get too excited, Oakerlund, or you'll have another accident, and this is a new suit, buddy.
Mean Gene:
Why you, I can't believe I'm going to be stuck here with you for the next two hours.
The Brain:
Oh, don't worry Mean Gean, with this group of "wrestlers," we'll be back in the hotel in 15 minutes!
Mean Gene:
What are you talking about?! These are some of the finest atheletes the sport has ever seen!
The Brain:
Oh yeah? Well, the sport needs glasses. And so do you, for that matter.
Mean Gene:
Uh, oh! Here we go!
The lights of the arena dim and fireworks start blasting from the stage as the combatants make their way into the ring...