Mini 238: Destroy All Humans Mafia - Game Over!


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Mini 238: Destroy All Humans Mafia - Game Over!

Post Post #0 (ISO) » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:32 am

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Destroy All Humans Mafia
Game Status: Alien victory
Deadline: N/A

The Story...

The Furon race is in peril.
From the Official Site: "Eons of waging war on inferior races with unregulated atomic weaponry had mutated the Furon race's genes. They could no longer propagate their species due to an utter lack of genitalia. They turned to cloning to keep the species going but with each iteration the DNA information has degraded and the results are increasingly unpredictable. Fortunately, eons ago a Furon ship happened upon Earth on its way back from destroying the Martians and found the earthlings..umm...nubile. Because of that encounter each human's DNA has an ancient Furon Gene embedded in it. If the Furons want to keep their species going they need to harvest that uncorrupted gene."

It is up to the Furon Warriors to make way for the invasion of Earth. They must go to earth and bring back fresh DNA found deep inside human brain stems. This won't be an easy mission because the Earthlings have proven themselves to be not without defenses. The Furons will have to use their advanced Furon technology called "holobob" to hide during the day by disguising themselves as puny earthlings. At night they will be on the prowl looking for fresh DNA to harvest.

Which race will be victorious?

In the Game (7)


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No longer of this Earth (5)...


Nai - Edwina Turnipseed - Mason
: Melted Night 1
Phoebus - Rookie Majestic Agent Hal McFinn - Paranoid Cop
: Lynched Day 1
Commodore Amazing - Majestic Agent Bob Tinytuck - Sane Cop
- Zapped Night 2
PookytheMagicalBear - Mary-Jane Martindale - Townsperson
: Lynched Day 2
Aureal - Powersuit Soldier Operator Dan Wickham - Doctor
: Blasted Night 3
Last edited by Maximumum on Fri Dec 02, 2005 5:52 pm, edited 17 times in total.
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:34 am

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The Rules (Mixed and Matched from various authors):


-Votes must be in bold. If you do not bold you vote it will not count.

-Please unvote before casting a new vote. (Unvote in bold also).

-A lynch requires that one player has votes from more than half of the current players. Once the player has the required number of votes the lynch is inevitable and nothing can save them.

-You may vote for a "no lynch". A vote of this kind from more than half of the current players is required to end the day.

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-When/if a deadline occurs, the player with the most votes is lynched provided it is higher than half majority.

Have fun and happy gaming!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:41 am

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ALL confirmations are in!

Please send night choices by Sunday October 9th. If all the choices are in sooner the game will begin sooner.

Let the invasion begin!!
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Sun Oct 09, 2005 1:09 pm

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NIGHT ONE!

Bright lights in the sky, strange noises in the night. Why are the cows acting so strange? Can they sense something?
Of course they can! Cows are no dummies. They are notoriously astute when it comes to the alien races bent on destroying all humans.
The commotion in the field draws out the mild mannered farmer's wife, Edwina Turnipseed (Nai). She wasn't prepared for what she was about to see in the barn.
"AHHH!! Little green men!!"
A voice comes from behind a hay bale, "I'm grey, you idiot"
With that a small mechanical device is thrown in the farm woman's direction. Before she can react a blinding light melts the flesh from her bones. The alien approaches her corpse and extracts her brain stem.
"MMMM, DNA. That's one..."
The invasion has begun!

DEAD: Nai - Edwina Turnipseed (Mason)


With 11 of you alive it will take 6 votes to lynch someone. It's time to try and stop those Furons!
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Sun Oct 09, 2005 1:26 pm

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vote: d8P
because that's sure not an Earthling's name! :P
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Sun Oct 09, 2005 3:09 pm

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vote: Aureal


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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Sun Oct 09, 2005 8:43 pm

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vote MeMe
Your face is green! You must be alien! (altough the aliens are gray...)
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Sun Oct 09, 2005 9:05 pm

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Random Vote: VIQles
because the dice told me to.
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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Sun Oct 09, 2005 11:47 pm

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vote: PookyBear
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:33 am

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Let me just type in all the numbers in my randomiter .......
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:46 am

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vote Phoebus
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:14 am

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You're not even going to call it OMGUS?
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:39 am

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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:17 am

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I was going to OMGUS aureal, but MeMe beat me to it. Then visMaior voted for MeMe, so I guess I'm stuck with
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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:13 am

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As in
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:38 am

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MeMe wrote:Maybe he just really hates you.
I believe he mentioned I was a member of the Huggle Buddies.
If he really does hate me, then he's a magical hippo(krit).

Knowing Pooky though, he'd probably say it out and not try and be too subtle.
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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:09 am

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If you're going to vote me without saying anything then I am certainly within my rights to vote you without saying anything.

Pooky can't possibly hate Phoebie, Phoebie makes games interesting and fun for the Pooky.

Tho Pooky does wish Phoebie would let his hot sister play once in a while like Seol does. :wink:
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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:21 am

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Phoebus has a hot sister? His person just became so much more interesting suddenly... :lol:
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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:32 am

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VisMaior wrote:Phoebus has a hot sister? His person just became so much more interesting suddenly... :lol:
Women are not objects.....
Good lord ....
We dont want Phoebus Sister coming out of anyone elses mouth..

On with the game. Where are the rest of the people?
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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:38 am

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Just jokin, Im already spoken for (hah, I knew that one).

And forgive me but I dont understand "coming out of anyone elses mouth".

And I dont get the "women are not objects" either. Of course they are not, how did I suggested they are?
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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:44 am

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I have no hot sister. I've got a brother who's less of a pain than I am.
He won't play on scum. Very few of you know him.

And Seol does not have a hot sister either. He's suffering from DID. The child coming out in him. I shall be flying to the UK in November to interview him for my counselling project.
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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:53 am

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Ok, I did not get that either. I know, I suck at english. :cry: How about we forget about the sisters and brothers, and continue with the game instead?
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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Mon Oct 10, 2005 8:59 am

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I know you where joking. It was all a little tongue in cheek ...I just have 3 Sisters and I get so much grief when they come over to england to see me from Norway...

Back to the game...
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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:09 am

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I really want to point out this was more of an olive branch to Phoebus who I fell out with on my last game (being my normal self)...there is no malice tobe read into it at all.
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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:18 am

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I don't carry grudges across games.
Only ever have once. It was not technically even a grudge but let's not go there.
I take each game on its own merit. So no olive branch required.

That's not to say subsequent events wouldn't lead to me being a pain.
Phoebus is a pain. Pip is not. ;)
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