Mini 302: Silent Football Mafia (game over)


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Mini 302: Silent Football Mafia (game over)

Post Post #0 (ISO) » Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:02 pm

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Okay folks. There isn't a background for you, really, since this game isn't exactly themed. It's more... Alternate rules. But I'll give you a bit of a background:

Supposedly, Silent Football used to be a British drinking game. It's commonly played among kids in camps after lights out, now. It's completely and utterly hilarious in real life, and should make this game quite fun online.

Since we're mixing Silent Football and Mafia, this should be even more amusing. Here's the player list:

Still in the Universe 07/12
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Bolded is confirmed.

1.
HezLucky - Mister Doug Flutie
2. Dead Rikimaru - Mr. M
4. Iordy - Mister Penile Issue
5. warpdragon - Mister Flay
6. Assasin - Mr. Muhammed Jihad
9. Bogre - Mister Monsieur
10. thedocsalive - Mister Cosine


Beaten and Humiliated 5/12
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7.
JamesSparrow - Senor Snickerdoodle
- Townie
12.
Cogito Ergo Sum - Mister Rene Descartes
- Inventor
11.
Coron - Mr. Soccerball
- Townie
8.
Romanus - Mister Mandark
- Roleblocker
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Foolster41 - Mr. Dude
- Townie

Status: NIght 3, deadline for Monday, 31st of July.
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Tue Mar 28, 2006 5:26 pm

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The (Normal) Rules (stolen from Mathcam)
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These are rules that you are expected to follow. These rules are generally the same from game to game with minor changes.

  • Remember, it’s a game. It’s supposed to played. It’s supposed to be
    fun
    . Do your part.
  • Votes must be in
    bold
    . If you do not bold your vote, it will not be counted.
  • Please be attentive and
    unvote
    , if necessary, before casting a new vote. This is not
    required
    , but I’d appreciate it.
  • Executions will require a simple majority of votes. Once a player has reached the necessary majority, his pleas are useless and any attempts to unvote will be unheeded. You may
    vote: no lynch
    – majority votes of this kind are necessary to end the day without a death.
  • The game is not to be discussed outside of the thread unless your role specifically states that you may do so.
  • Once your death scene has been posted, you’re dead. Stop typing.
  • Don’t edit/delete previously submitted posts
  • Don’t quote any PMs from me.
  • If you have a night choice to make, it is due by the posted deadline. I will not wait for you – if you do not submit a choice to me, tough! No choice will be made.
  • If you anticipate being unavailable for more than a 48-hour period, please post a notice to that effect in the thread.
    Treat this game as a commitment. Be considerate – don’t leave us hanging.
  • Remember, it’s a game. It’s supposed to played. It’s supposed to be
    fun
    . Do your part.
And all the usual mafia rules apply.

But, this is also Silent Football. We have some more rules. Here's how they work:

General Rules
  • The mod (Nai) is henceforth to be addressed Mr. Dictator. This can be broken down into Mister Dick-Tater. Using alternate words to the same effect, such as Mister Penis-Potato, is perfectly acceptable.
  • The Dictator has any and all right to make up new rules, to suit his mood.
  • All players will come up with a new nickname, preceded by Mister, Miss, or Missus, where applicable. All players will be addressed by these names for the remainder of the game. The Dictator has full right to change these names at any time, to suit his mood.
  • There will be no using of any pronouns, plural or singular, in the game. These are the "heinous pronouns", and using one will subject you to a penance point.
  • The Universe now consists only of the 12 players, the thread, and the Dictator. Anything outside the Universe will now be considered a hallucination. Referring to, or interacting with, hallucinations while in the Universe will subject a player to penance points, and the player will be referred to a hospital at the conclusion of the Universe.
  • A resident of the universe must put its name in the same post as it votes another player, to make it easier on the Dictator.
Next, there's tattling:
  • When a player breaks a rule, another player may tattle on the first player to have the Dictator award the previous player penance points.
  • To tattle, a player must emote raising there hand (*raises hand*) and wait for the Dictator to acknowledge them. The Dictator may refuse to acknowledge a player indefinately.
  • Gameplay (both Mafia and Football) stops during a tattle.
  • The tattling player must relate to the Dictator what the rulebreaking player did.
  • The Dictator will then award someone penance points.
Let's see... Ooh, here's more.
  • For each penance point a player has, they have an extra vote on them that is not removed. This vote counts towards a lynch.
  • Penance points can be removed at the Dictator's discression.
  • While tattling, or at any other time, a player may not use " or [quote] to quote. The former implies a love of bunny rabbits (rabbit ears) and the latter is completely useless. To quote, precede the quote by the word quote, and end it with the word unquote.
  • A player may only use a heinous pronoun if quoting another player, and only if they say quote before it and unquote after. This absolves them of the crime of saying the word.
Next, almost done, is the movement of the football.
  • To use a 'zoom', a player must say that they Zoom to another player. (I.e. "I zoom to the Dictator"). You may zoom a zoom, but never zoom a zoomed zoom.
  • To fwap, say that you fwap, and then put a number of Us for up the player list, or Ds for down the player list. (I.e. I fwap 2U.) You may fwap 2U and 3D to fwap 1D. You may fwap a fwap, but never fwap a fwapped fwap. If you recieve a fwap in a direction, you may only continue to fwap in that direction.
  • You may shrug to send the football back to the sender. Never shrug and shrugged shrug. You may shrug a shrug, though.
  • You may also shrodem the football, if you write Shrodem with a capital S and in an interesting font. Never shrodem a shrodemmed shrodem, of course, though you may shrodem a shrodem.
  • If a player shrodems a shrug, or shrugs a shrodem, they will be instantly hung by the Dictator, but they will not end the day.
Hmm.... Anything else... Ah, yes. Last thing.
  • When the Dictator is ready to move on (if bored or otherwise) after a tattle or any other distraction to the movement of the Sacred Football, he may say "Customary Tip of the Hat". After he says this, all previous crimes and transgressions are forgotten and are never to be brought up again, unless they occur again. All other players must then repeat "Tip of the Hat" and emote a tip of the hat (*tip of the hat*).
  • The Dictator will continue with "Customary Shroop", which the players must repeat, then take an emoted drink from some sort of container.
  • The Dictator may also continue with any number of Customaries, which the players must repeat.
  • When the Dictator has finished, the game may continue.
Lots of rules. But the game is hilarious, and you'll see why. Let's play!
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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:54 pm

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Confirm!
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:54 pm

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The rules are now in effect for play. All players should post their requested nicknames and their confirming posts now.

New rule: The sacred football carries with it the ability to add a second vote to someone. However, this has to be the same person the holder is already voting. And the sacred football MUST be passed within three real-time days of recieving it, or penance points will be issued.
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Wed Mar 29, 2006 5:55 pm

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I fancy the nickname Mister Monsieur.

As for this new rule, Mister Dictator, is the second vote mandatory?
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:00 pm

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From here on, you can call me Mister Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:02 pm

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Oh, yeah...confirm too!
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:09 pm

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The Dictator shall remind players that the use of any pronouns is strictly against the rules of the game. This is the only warning.

The second vote is not mandatory.
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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:12 pm

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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Wed Mar 29, 2006 6:14 pm

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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:01 pm

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/Confirm, Call Foolster41 (Using name noun?) Mr. Dude
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:14 am

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/confirm

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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:17 am

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Cogito Ergo Sum will henceforth be known as Mister René Descartes.

/confirm
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:13 am

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/confirm

I shall be Mister Mandark.
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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:55 am

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Mister Monsieur would like to test this baby out.

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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:03 am

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/confirm and from now on Assassin will be known as Mr. Muhammed Jihad.
I will eventually kill you all.
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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Thu Mar 30, 2006 4:24 pm

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Mr. Dictator recognizes Mister Monsieur.
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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:43 pm

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Mister Monsieur believes that it should be brought to the attention of Mister Dictator that Mister Mandark, in the posting of Mister Mandark's nickname, used the heinous pronoun
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I
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, despite being explicitly and finally warned a mere 6 posts beforehand not to.
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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:39 pm

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Mister Monsieur is quite right. .25 of a penance point for Mister Mandark for the use of the heinous pronoune quote I unquote.

Penance points:
Mister Mandark - .25
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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Thu Mar 30, 2006 8:57 pm

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*opens up Pizza Parlor on the side of the Football field*

Itsa me! Pooky! Da Magical Bear that make your Pizza!

We offer many different toppings! Pepperoni! Mushroom! Green Peppers! Even da Pooky Special which has many very delicious ingredients!

Pay by cash no credit card please!

Freshly made Pizza just for you!
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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:57 am

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Fine.

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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:03 pm

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Warpdragon shall henceforth be known as Mr Flay.

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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Fri Mar 31, 2006 1:19 pm

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*raises hand!
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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:19 pm

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Perhaps waiting on the use of game mechanics until all players had confirmed would have behooved Mister Monsieur.

Also: What the heck is Pooky doing here?

Also: Mister Monsieur can already tell this game is going to be massive fun, if the other players woul get in here.
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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:12 pm

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Mister Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious would like to point out that Mister Purple Mushroom-Pomme-de-terre has stated QUOTE The rules are now in effect for play. UNQUOTE. But, yeah, the rest do need to confirm already.
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