Open 541 - Too Many Heads Mafia (Game Over)

[Ansuz]

So many scumfucks to vote and loltunnel, so little time :/

[Ansuz]

MY MOTHERFUCKING AVATAR IS OFF THE CHAIN

[Ansuz]

I AM MOTHERFUCKING ODIN MOLLIE

[Ansuz]

MOTHER

FUCKING

ODIN

[Ansuz]

Did I hear Nacho say he needs someone to help him tunnel some scumfucks?

That's what I'm here for!

- Des

[Ansuz]

MY MOTHERFUCKING AVATAR IS OFF THE CHAIN

it looks like a poor imitation of thorella tbh

A poor imitation? Thor is the fucking imitation!

Odin punks Thor on a regular basis.

- Des

[Ansuz]

MY MOTHERFUCKING AVATAR IS OFF THE CHAIN

it looks like a poor imitation of thorella tbh

I'm not afraid to throw the game by tunneling the hell out of you for no apparent reason.
I think scum Tammy is shaking in her scum boots right now and Formerfish is like "fuck, I didn't sign up for defending chucklefuck partners".

[Ansuz]

Did I hear Nacho say he needs someone to help him tunnel some scumfucks?

That's what I'm here for!

- Des

Desp quit signing, I don't want to remember to pretend to be you in every post I make

- Des

[Ansuz]

MOTHER

FUCKING

ODIN

you have always wanted to be just like thorella

admit it

I have an obsession with thorella, yeah. We grew up together, pretty much. But my bigger obsession is with you

- Des

[Ansuz]

every time i see someone enter a thread like that i cant help but be reminded of amrun in fire emblem

-vp, who doesnt really care about giving away his identity since itd be really obvious eventually anyway

I want your blood on my dance floor.

Vote: The Clubhouse

[Ansuz]

VOTE: ansuz

how many more town tells do you want me to drop in 10 posts?

So far we have:
1) God complex
2) Early game clownfuckery instead of srs business to show all the haters that ODIN isn't afraid.
3) Shouty text
4) General hilarity; a joy to be around
5) Self-meta

This brings me to approximately one town tell in every two posts I make, which is an impressive rate for early game, especially while I'm hungover.

[Ansuz]

VOTE: ansuz

Oh yeah and I am pushing Tammy, which is yet another town tell for me after hard boiled.

Speaking of which:
TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY

[Ansuz]

So many scumfucks to vote and loltunnel, so little time :/

Pls don't tell me that this was nacho posting

I would say that it wasn't but I don't think that's something Desperado would say

[Ansuz]

why does yggywhatever have to be town

I want to lynch them for using comic sans

I agree

[Ansuz]

every time i see someone enter a thread like that i cant help but be reminded of amrun in fire emblem

-vp, who doesnt really care about giving away his identity since itd be really obvious eventually anyway

I want your blood on my dance floor.

Vote: The Clubhouse

is this srs because i dont remember you ever coming to a complete decision about me like day 1 nevermind page 4

vp

I'm mostly trying to distract mollie, pay no mind to me

[Ansuz]

Oh and fuck you I can make a town case on me being town if I want to.
If benmage would do it, why can't I?

[Ansuz]

Hm, Bazinga might actually be scum. Mollie is tryharding and some of her posts are quite meh.

I give some people lenience because they don't know better.
You? You know better.

Vote: Paranoia Fueled Rampage

[Ansuz]

I don't speak your language so you can take your buried treasure and you can shove it on the counter of a pawn shop somewhere because I'm pretty sure you could make a killing with that shit.

[Ansuz]

Hm, Bazinga might actually be scum. Mollie is tryharding and some of her posts are quite meh.

I give some people lenience because they don't know better.
You? You know better.

Vote: Paranoia Fueled Rampage

So, it's a bad thing that I agree with her, then?

Do you have a reason for agreeing with a mollie lynch?
I doubt I will agree with it, but it's worth a shot!

[Ansuz]

(just kidding I'm just asking for reasons so I can criticize them)

[Ansuz]

I'm scumreading all the scum and town reading all of the town, just keeping my reads secret so I don't get mod killed.
Meaning the only thing that sucks is you.
And Australia.

[Ansuz]

I have 22 posts of fluff and I love every single one of them.

Formerfish, did you think my town case on myself was serious? If so, I have no idea how the hell I ended up in your townreads; if I saw someone legitimately trying to call themselves town based on a God complex I would lynch the ever loving shit out of them and would expect you to do the same.

Holy shit, that just clicked! Another reason for Nacho-town: providing content even when I'm deliberately trying not to!

[Ansuz]

I'm scumreading all the scum and town reading all of the town

Yahahahahahaha

Ye be a funny one!

You aren't.

[Ansuz]

#GETREKT

[Ansuz]

MOTHER

FUCKING

ODIN

This post shows how little I care about pirates.
I will stop voting town eventually, probably, I just started leaning scum on the Athena hydra and am waiting for Tammy to check in since I would feel happier voting her over Formerfish because she's had this lol lynch a long time coming.

[Ansuz]

Like legit I've been thinking about what to say when I realize shes scum and she realizes I realize she's scum and then I vote the fuck out of her and we ride the train to a Day 1 scum lynch. Nothing great yet, though. Any ideas?

[Ansuz]

I don't get it. Does Odin have a peg leg?

[Ansuz]

Because if he does that makes me the pirate GOD and also means you should be following my ship to TOWNWIN island instead of wherever the hell you're going.

#GETREKT

[Ansuz]

#GETPLUNDERED

Talk to the hook, because me scarred face ain't listening

Can't talk to the hook; it's still in my ass.

#GETPLUNDERED

[Ansuz]

Oh I guess I should also add why you're even scumreading bazinga? If we're lol lynching them because they are the only obvious town in the whole game, I'm down for that.

[Ansuz]

Policy lynch? Yes please.

[Ansuz]

Oh come on it shouldn't be that hard to pirate talk a case on bazinga

[Ansuz]

Yarrrr, she be reading the purest of pirate hearts as a scalawag, meaning her heart be as black as cannonballs!

[Ansuz]

Jesus, that was harder than I thought it was.
I don't need a case, Broderick. You just keep om doing god's work, okay?

[Ansuz]

Before I make this vote I would like to be clear to the general populace that I do not in any way agree with this vote. But I really, really, really wanna be a pirate.

[Ansuz]

Vote: Bazinga

YARRRR

[Ansuz]

Mollie, gimme your hilarious P3 BROseidon read

leaning town he looks super comfy with you

This be a fine read, wonderful in the sense that it is effort towards sorting out AP and BRO all through feeling out how they act towards one another. If ye all wants the secret to reading me, it would be to check out my reactions to mollie in any game we interacted together ever.

[Ansuz]

just read ff's post

it isn't gonna happen is it

anyways I think you should quicklynch us cos tbh I wanted to have fun but I can't with scum taking advantage of dummy mhork (ff) and ansuz letting it happen even tho it is what he is supposed to do. yes, ansuz is scum with tammy/ff hydra I will fucking put money on it.

VOTE: ansuz a million times over

The way the old pirate(ess) attempted to sort me this round feels genuine as hell. I used to troll the hell out of her when I rolled scum against her because it's so damn fun (now I've gotten better and started trolli her regardless of alignment), so I understand freaking out on me early. I liked how she tried to get her other townread to vote me when she was scumreading me and actually pushed for a lynch (I don't think scum mollie would attempt mislynching me when I'm not going to die, and I have pretty solidly wrecked the shit out of her in the past when she faked paranoia), so taking the first step in our little dance is actually a great thing.

That being said, I'm still a pirate!

[Ansuz]

Early as hell reads based on feeling are part reads, part sorting dances.
And hell yeah you can gutread any post you like because why the hell not.

[Ansuz]

She would.

[Ansuz]

Quicklynching comment wasn't an actual suggestion btw.

[Ansuz]

Does scurvy make you blind?

[Ansuz]

I thought that shit just straight up killed you.

[Ansuz]

We will agree to disagree, Cap'n. I would offer you a gentlemen's wager but WE CAN'T FUCKING DO THAT so instead I'm gonna go to sleep being all like "I'm right and muffin is wrong, can't wait for mollie to be super town and shit tomorrow so I can rub it in his face".

I'm really glad to be a pirate though.

[Ansuz]

I would be pretty psyched if I woke up tomorrow and Nati removed that vote, though.
(hint, hint)

[Ansuz]

AND THEN I CAM TALK ITH TAM TAMS

[Ansuz]

"The read on Nacho isn't showing her usual level of paranoia" - I will get to this later, AP, but what the fuck are you talking about?

[Ansuz]

Shall we bet on it?

I win this wager, ye parrot me vote for the rest of this game.
I lose this wager, ye declare mutiny on me and captain this fine crew.

That is on the condition we actually pillage and plunder bazinga's ship today. If people be fooled by this siren's song, I'll not be a happy cappy.

Unfortunately, I'm not looking to pride mislynch in this player list.
But ye remember this day, Yancy - where ye made a bet and ye were wrong.

[Ansuz]

Did I say that? I cant remember. I dont think I mentioned her read on you specifically.

I'm just talking about mollie.

Also Rancid is like mega town so Bert's comment about him having day chat can get rope.

Read your own posts, AP.
Then come back to me and back your shit up.

[Ansuz]

Mollie, gimme your hilarious P3 BROseidon read

leaning town he looks super comfy with you

This be a fine read, wonderful in the sense that it is effort towards sorting out AP and BRO all through feeling out how they act towards one another.

If ye all wants the secret to reading me, it would be to check out my reactions to mollie in any game we interacted together ever.

this is true. nacho can tell you that I can read him with perfect accuracy and people will trust their own read over mine. there are mebbe a handful of people on this site who will trust my read without question and none are in this game except for desp and he is in a hydra

with

nacho.

"perfect accuracy"
Not quite. Better than most, though!

[Ansuz]

AP here for some good old catchup spamming.

I suspect ye be a thilly goothe!

There be buried treasure in a bazinga lynch.

LOL

I don't think that is a good case to base a townread on, and seems weak from Mollie. I dont know if its scummy of her, but I dislike it.

Pretty much this.

This read on Nacho isn't showing Mollie's usual level of paranoia.

Also, I didn't like her saying that she voted us because my reads list was bad. I thought she was voting me because I never moved my vote from Squirrel to Nacho and posted other excuses for not doing so (and after posting that list decided Squirrel was a just fine vote).

I give some people lenience because they don't know better.
You? You know better.

Really, mollie calling you town for not attacking Tammy - a player who has yet to post - is :goodposting: from mollie? That doesnt seem like mollie.

Rancy is the best player. Rancy v Nacho is pretty amusing. I sort of see the FF scumread..sort of.

Mollie, gimme your hilarious P3 BROseidon read

leaning town he looks super comfy with you

This be a fine read, wonderful in the sense that it is effort towards sorting out AP and BRO all through feeling out how they act towards one another. If ye all wants the secret to reading me, it would be to check out my reactions to mollie in any game we interacted together ever.

I specifically asked her to comment on BROs alignment. I -did- like her reasoning here, but her read on me has been dubious.

[Ansuz]

fuck I can't find it either

[Ansuz]

Then why did you say it? Nacho isn't going after Tammy cause she isn't POSTING yet? Or maybe hes mixing up his meta? IDK.
Ok maybe Squirrel and Nacho can be scum together. Tell Bert to keep the Daychat reads in his pants.

This is closer to making sense!

[Ansuz]

hey mollie why do you think I'm scum?
If you're still scumreading me by the time Desp comes around he won't hold you on such a high pedestal anymore.

[Ansuz]

Nacho, why are you scumreading Clubhouse, Ceph seems like a scurvy pirate thus far.

I'm not really scumreading Clubhouse.
Only legitimate read I have is leaning scum on Formerfish.

[Ansuz]

And town on bazinga.

[Ansuz]

Cephrir why do you give a shit why they think you're scum?

[Ansuz]

@Mollie: Rancid Broderick Drake is a town aligned player. Nacho mebbe not. Clubhouse I need more time with.

P-edit: That is a pretty scummy discredit there Nacho. Ceph is allowed to give a damn why we are scumreading him. And by we I dont really mean me, but everyone.

Discredit?
How?

[Ansuz]

It's probably not a fair barometer, I'm admitting that. It's weird to me that you guys seem to have so strong a consensus on all your reads, though. I'd like you to articulate why you personally think I'm scum.

I am lazy, yes. Brilliant deduction.

It's absolutely unfair. You know it, so if you're going to be lazy about it, you might as well just discard Hard Boiled because that's before any of my scum meta came out.

It's not a strong consensus, I am yielding to the expertise of Mollie. We are a hydra, so it is "our" read. Also, she is right about Nacho 9 times out of 10 and Nacho knows it.

Normally when playing with Nacho and Mollie individually, I just sheep Mollie onto Nacho if she reads him as scum.

Did mollie fall or something? Where did she go?

[Ansuz]

Squirrel Girl, lynching me to cut down on the noise isn't going to help worth shit, you realize.
This is a 12 hydra game. As individuals, we usually break 100 posts on Day 1 in a Micro. I am one grain of sand in a beach of spammers; cut me down, and two more hydrae will step it up in my place.

[Ansuz]

WE PILLAGE AND PLUNDER AND RIFLE AND LOOT, YO HO YO HO!

[Ansuz]

This is your chance to fix that scumread on me before Desp gets back
Why are you scumreading me?

[Ansuz]

All good Pirate Kings need a god to bless their journey on the high seas.

[Ansuz]

Dear Mollie, where have ye gone? I'm port out in t' rain waitin' for you t' grace us with ye presence again ;(

[Ansuz]

I be drinkin' rum by me self t' hold back me tears.
I know pirates don't cry, but me mum was a glacier and me pa a mountain so they warent emotionally available.

[Ansuz]

Yarrr.

[Ansuz]

Yaaaaargh.
She's breakin' me heart, mate. I keep refreshin' this page expectin' to see that snarky lookin' fuck and paragraphs and paragraphs callin' me scum, and I keep bein' disappointed.

[Ansuz]

Yes but I don't think you're scum and you're not getting lynched today.

[Ansuz]

I'm here for you. Sakura Hana isn't in this game.

[Ansuz]

I want to talk to you about your scumread on me. I realize that I am lighter hearted than I usually am, but I am really really looking forward to this game and I fucking love Muffin and am a true troll at heart so of course I'm going to troll with him. It doesn't mean we're scumbuddies, it means that we are massive trolls.

I understand you. Desp understands you. I am willing to sheep you in places other people aren't, and generally when you're making a read I can understand why you're making it and bullshit a longer case on it because I am wordier and use caps. <---------- People really like me for that reason, I'm really good at caps. I am not trolling around because no one will listen to you for the 1000th time, I am trolling around because it's fun as hell and the only significant scumread I have is Formerfish and Tammy and lynching the hell out of both of them and having them flip scum is something I think Desp and I would enjoy very much. You will see a significant shift in my behavior when Tammy posts again because the pirate gloves will come off and I will be completely in my element.

I am here for you. I will translate for you. I will be your rock.
But you need to work with me. You aren't doing that.

[Ansuz]

And to clarify, I don't even need you to read me as town. I need you to work with me.

Formerfish called our slot town for absolutely no reason. Is he usually confident in making a read on me? No. Is he going to read Desp as town based on #62 and #63? No. Then, in his reads post, he found a legitimate reason to call me scum based on an insanely weak and obvious bullshit self-meta town case. Yet, he still ends up with us as a townread. Why? Because he is obligated to read our slot as town; he reads Desperado, Tammy reads me. He doesn't want to push us as a mislynch because there's no way in hell they will be able to get us lynched. That is not a genuine sort, that is him reading us becaus he knows we're town and not fucking with it.

[Ansuz]

First Mate Nacho. I'm going to be blunt here and I care not what ye think.

She may have health problems, and that's unfortunate, but she is pulling this AtE stuff because she be scum, plain and simple, and if you be fool enough to believe her, then ye be no first mate of mine.

The sad thing be I think a lot of pirates are going to buy into this when she be using the AtE as a get-out-of-dungeon-imprisonment free card.

Aaaaargh, this be a sad day for us all.

I was hard town reading her before the AtE, Cap'n. Ye have your head planted where my hook should be, and it's a god damn shame because it means your vote will be locked up on her when you could have useful scumhunting elsewhere.

More fuel for making fun of you postgame, I suppose.

[Ansuz]

I want to talk to you about your scumread on me. I realize that I am lighter hearted than I usually am, but I am really really looking forward to this game and I fucking love Muffin and am a true troll at heart so of course I'm going to troll with him. It doesn't mean we're scumbuddies, it means that we are massive trolls.

I understand you. Desp understands you. I am willing to sheep you in places other people aren't, and generally when you're making a read I can understand why you're making it and bullshit a longer case on it because I am wordier and use caps. <---------- People really like me for that reason, I'm really good at caps. I am not trolling around because no one will listen to you for the 1000th time, I am trolling around because it's fun as hell and the only significant scumread I have is Formerfish and Tammy and lynching the hell out of both of them and having them flip scum is something I think Desp and I would enjoy very much. You will see a significant shift in my behavior when Tammy posts again because the pirate gloves will come off and I will be completely in my element.

I am here for you. I will translate for you. I will be your rock.
But you need to work with me. You aren't doing that.

did you help me lynch cabd on d1 in we the purple? no. you guys lynched the mod ffs

I tried to lynch bork Day 1.
>.>

[Ansuz]

And we gave you fruit TWICE IN A ROW BECAUSE WE LOVED YOU THAT MUCH.
I do my own thing sometimes but that doesn't mean I don't listen.

[Ansuz]

Oh also I think nacho is town
(Inb4 I'm wrong again and gets my ass kicked)

I love you.

[Ansuz]

IT WAS THERE NO ONE LISTENED TO ME

[Ansuz]

I have 22 posts of fluff and I love every single one of them.

Formerfish, did you think my town case on myself was serious? If so, I have no idea how the hell I ended up in your townreads; if I saw someone legitimately trying to call themselves town based on a God complex I would lynch the ever loving shit out of them and would expect you to do the same.

Holy shit, that just clicked! Another reason for Nacho-town: providing content even when I'm deliberately trying not to!

[Ansuz]

I mean I'm still voting the slot but it's clearly not going to get lynched.

[Ansuz]

And mollie, there's at least forty reach outs in thread at this current point in time. Please respond to some of them.

[Ansuz]

And also: TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY

[Ansuz]

And mollie, there's at least forty reach outs in thread at this current point in time. Please respond to some of them.

I did. I did respond. at 1 point I was pretty sure you were just fucking around but then you had some weird exchanges and voted me and left it knowing i could get quick-lynched.

The player list is competent enough not to quicklynch you.

[Ansuz]

NACHO

W/e

Nacho said that he is still townreading mollie even with the vote on her

and that's weird, because, why vote someone you think is town and don't want lynched?

and why defend that same person prior to voting her? why aren't Bazinga getting lynched?

I'm voting mollie at the moment because of loyalty to the Pirate crew. I have every confidence that mollie won't get lynched even with my vote on her.

They aren't getting lynched because they are town, regardless of (and complimented by, even) mollie refusing to work with me.

[Ansuz]

And also: TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY

you leave Mollie alone or else, you're being a fool

let her do her scumhunting and stop distracting/disrupting her with the relentless pressure for no good reason at all

let her do her thing, or else we are gonna fight

just sayin'

I will unvote so she stops freaking out. But please let her know that we are going to have major major words in the post game.

Unvote

[Ansuz]

That still doesn't make a whole lotta sense :/

Why not?

[Ansuz]

Who/what is the pirate crew, and what decided who was among them?

We would troll the high seas together.
I was going to let Muffin sort mollie himself so he didn't have to trust the meta crew on him, and he becomes my vote wench when mollie flips town.

[Ansuz]

I won't yell at you, mollie.

[Ansuz]

VOTE: ansuz

New policy in effect: I no longer wait until day three for you anymore. Scared?

Also, this heads activity will probably be spotty this week. School started this morning and I never know how the first week will go, and I have a project due in a couple days.

Have you talked to Fish about the game yet?

[Ansuz]

Yggdra's last few posts didn't sit well.
-AP

Vote: Rampage

Is there a reason we are reading the game so significantly different?

[Ansuz]

Dont give mcrap about our reads being different as a scumtell Nacho. You know that shit ain't going to fly with me.

One of us is off with reads, or one of us is scum. It usually doesn't take too long to find out which. Why didn't you like the GiF hydra's latest posts?

[Ansuz]

Yggdra's last few posts didn't sit well.
-AP

Vote: Rampage

Is there a reason we are reading the game so significantly different?

why aren't you voting tammy

Desperado leans town on Fish. I am going to wait for Tammy to get engaged, and there are a few things that feel off about them that I want to figure out.

[Ansuz]

It is. Meaning you should be able to skim my ISO and figure out that my slot is townier than yours.

[Ansuz]

What does it look like, Scumrir?

[Ansuz]

Scumrir is not in attendance in this hydra. He's one of the people we throw water balloons at.

~VP Quayle

Pedit: yes? It gets at the problem either way...

You missed the question, Scumrir.
What does it look like?

[Ansuz]

UNVOTE: Squirrel
VOTE: Athena

Scum lynches, ahoy.

And suddenly you very quickly work your way back into my heart.

[Ansuz]

NAcho, how does it feel to have both your buddies flailing in the thread?

I did enjoy Bazinga trying to connect you to Rancid.

Wait you still think Bazinga is scum?

[Ansuz]

BTW, Nacho, feel free to say you're reaction testing me and not claiming scum anytime now!

~VP Quayle

Nope, scumreading you.

[Ansuz]

Ceph, do you think that list of reads is legit?

It seems strange, but why would I assume otherwise? Why else would you post it?

~VP Quayle

P.S. VOTE: ansuz

You slow rolled your suspicion of us, just like you did in ASOIAF.

[Ansuz]

Reads

Town

Generically Purple - When mara rolls scum she tosses Nacho in either bin and focuses on other things; as town, she sorts him in ways that can only be described as "unconventional."

bazinga - If anyone even considers doubting bazingatown after #358, may We have mercy on your soul.

mhork and Mindy - Nothing that can't be WIFOMed, but we agree that Mhork could legitimately believe the contradiction was a scumtell, so while the attack was bad it was also so hamfisted and unlikely to gain traction that it's more likely coming from town.

Squirrel Girl - I appreciate the willingness to bandwagon and early malleability, that's a good sign.

Rancid Broderick Drake - Fuck the haters, the pirate gimmick rocks and I'll oppose their lynch on those grounds alone until at least D3. Deal with it.

Null

Athenas Fury - Fish's first wall post was null, and Nacho thought Tammy's entrance post was "null and lame." <----Not a good sign.

165 Trolls - I don't see a lot of effort from this hydra to cut through the shit. I didn't know what 80% of their posts were referring to in isolation. Mhork and Mindy vote is a nice change of pace--but it's a bad vote. Step it up guys.

Yggdra Union - Nacho says town because ~reasons~, I have no idea.

Stuffed Crust, Si and Am, - where the fuck are you guys

Scum

PFR - Neither of us liked ETL's #293 nor AP's entrance later on that same page. They're also coatriding mollie's read on us while simultaneously reading mollie as scum--it's all just generally icky and needs to die.

Clubhouse - #78 is a Scumrir post; townCeph might not realize Nacho was trolling and toss out a scumread, or he might catch the trolling and ignore it, but he wouldn't throw out a weak "Seriously, stahp trolling" out there. And his reaction to mollie obvtowning was weird and didn't come with an unvote <----why not?

- Des

[Ansuz]

I dunno. Apparently EtL declines to read them because she can't.

I am waffling about them and would rather lynch other people at least.

I think there is a fair shot of them being scum, yes. At the least, you telling me that I should know better was silly cause Mollie hasn't done anything megatown yet. I'll try and parse her AtE wall later.

Mollie has done things that demonstrate she is not scum mollie to most people who know her. I figured you were one of those people; why do you think she is scummy?

[Ansuz]

Bert's post about Daychat being used to coordinate pirate speak sounded like :scumposting: to me, but I also don't know Bert very well.

It's a crazy batshit theory but it also doesn't make him scum,

[Ansuz]

Yggdra's last few posts didn't sit well.
-AP

Vote: Rampage

Is there a reason we are reading the game so significantly different?

why aren't you voting tammy

Desperado leans town on Fish. I am going to wait for Tammy to get engaged, and there are a few things that feel off about them that I want to figure out.

I spoke too soon; he said the content was townish but the reads were not.
Can he expand on this?

[Ansuz]

I'll remove my vote if and only if you can give me some decent reasons for that read. I don't think you can.

~VP Quayle

Pedit: I didn't have any suspicion of you until recently.....

This is more Scumrir posting!

[Ansuz]

PFR - Neither of us liked ETL's #293 nor AP's entrance later on that same page. They're also

coatriding mollie's read on us

while simultaneously reading mollie as scum--it's all just generally icky and needs to die.

Lmao?

Mollie can scumread you as much as she wants, I think you are scummy. There is no 'coatriding' involved. And you'll notice that we are not listing mollie as scumscumscum at all regardless.

You and Bazinga being scum together would make plenty of sense. I think you are scum regardless though.

Why do you think we're scummy?

[Ansuz]

I'll remove my vote if and only if you can give me some decent reasons for that read. I don't think you can.

~VP Quayle

Pedit: I didn't have any suspicion of you until recently.....

This is more Scumrir posting!

I'm revoking your ability to read me and/or you're scum.

~VP Quayle

Which one? You can't have it all, scumrir.

[Ansuz]

Well, what do you think? I'm voting you, after all.

Hey, remember the last time you tried to lynch me? I do.

~VP Quayle

I don't.

[Ansuz]

Clubhouse - #78 is a Scumrir post; townCeph might not realize Nacho was trolling and toss out a scumread, or he might catch the trolling and ignore it, but he wouldn't throw out a weak "Seriously, stahp trolling" out there.

And THIS from Mollie doesn't giver her any scumpoints: http://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.ph ... 0#p5605660

I thought that wa way sketchier than anything Cephrir has done.

[Ansuz]

"Doesn't feel like Nacho is trying to figure anything out" - This is dumb reasoning. Tammy's Day 3 policy has to do with me being susceptible as hell to slow starts. I'm sorting people out in my own way (as you can see by Tammy interactions, Rancid interactions).

Different reads are alignment indicative, or it means something went wrong somewhere. I rarely feel confident about my ability to read you until I get in your face a little bit, which is something you should also know. I haven't given many stances, no. What does that have to do with anything? The stances I have given are pretty golden!

Desperado giving a reads list being bad is so you can take that reason and store it away to a place where it never has to see the light of day again.

[Ansuz]

Athenas Fury - Fish's first wall post was null, and Nacho thought Tammy's entrance post was "null and lame." <----Not a good sign.

Yet these people are in your null list and not "hm maybe scum?"

Start bussing now.

I feel they are more scum than Desperado does.
I feel nowhere near as confident on this read as I will when they start catching up.

[Ansuz]

mollie

: The boys have taken this hydra through RVS. The only post I have made was my comment on the pirate talk (because I like being able to understand posts )

But... I'm sorry. A recent game taught me a lot about arrogance and the necessity to break down my reads. fwiw, we will not be voting you today.

I have yet to do more than skim. My eyes kind of glazed at all the pirate talk, but it's on my list for tonight to do a thorough read through.

ETL

p-edit: Guyett... you are not annoying and thickheaded; you are a pleasure to play with. I am annoying and thickheaded. That's why I'm in that list with Sakura.

I liked this post a bit although you are being too hard on yourself.

[Ansuz]

Right, Im sure you figured a lot out about Natirasha. That guy is hilariously town and it took me like 2 posts to see that.

Which two posts?

[Ansuz]

"Doesn't feel like Nacho is trying to figure anything out" - This is dumb reasoning. Tammy's Day 3 policy has to do with me being susceptible as hell to slow starts.

I've only seen you have a slow start once, for which I direct you once again to post 499.

~VP Quayle

In that game, I had a slow start because I was scum and you were lynching obvious town.
In this game, I had a slow start because I was trolling like crazy.
Do you see a difference, Scumrir?

[Ansuz]

#295 was the post I didn't like, ETL.

[Ansuz]

It's not necessarily town from Mhork to do the contradiction thing just because it isn't a viable wagon; it's just a gut read on how someone completely outside of their element would come into this gigantic clusterfuck.

[Ansuz]

Not having a slow start anymore, Scumrir! Get new ammo for the push against me, you're gonna need something more solid than that.

[Ansuz]

I mean I have 115 posts by page 21 and am the center of every conversation. I'm deep in the trenches, kid: my slow start is back there with the god complex.

[Ansuz]

I'm done talking to you if you're going to be like this, Scumcho.

~VP Quayle

Be like what?

[Ansuz]

This just in, folks: post count is a measure of content. Said no one ever.

~VP Quayle

P-edit: Appending "Scumrir" to everything you say. It's a cheap tactic and a scummy one to boot.

Why is it a scummy tactic?

[Ansuz]

It's not necessarily town from Mhork to do the contradiction thing just because it isn't a viable wagon; it's just a gut read on how someone completely outside of their element would come into this gigantic clusterfuck.

What do you mean?

ETL

I can't really go deeper, considering three posts.

[Ansuz]

I mean I have 115 posts by page 21 and am the center of every conversation. I'm deep in the trenches, kid: my slow start is back there with the god complex.

That doesn't make you town.

Nope. But it does mean I'm not slow starting.

[Ansuz]

This just in, folks: post count is a measure of content. Said no one ever.

~VP Quayle

P-edit: Appending "Scumrir" to everything you say. It's a cheap tactic and a scummy one to boot.

Why is it a scummy tactic?

It's designed to push people's subconsciouses in your direction without you having to actually make an argument.

Most people can see that calling you Scumrir is shit talking and nothing more than that, just like AP bussing comments.

[Ansuz]

It's not necessarily town from Mhork to do the contradiction thing just because it isn't a viable wagon; it's just a gut read on how someone completely outside of their element would come into this gigantic clusterfuck.

What do you mean?

ETL

I can't really go deeper, considering three posts.

He's at the top of your town list. I'm asking you to explain your read on him, and you gave me the above, so I want to know exactly what you mean because I don't understand how that would produce a town read.

ETL

I think they are town. I haven't fleshed out reasons for them being town aside from what's been dropped in thread so far.

[Ansuz]

I don't like his interactions with mollie

Which interaction did you not like?
Because I actually liked that interaction.

The part where he FoS'd (and voted?) me for saying mollie might be scum. Nothing mollie has done looks extremely town. The fact that he is ignoring mollie's lolscum read on him and focusing on chainsaw defending mollie is.... strange.

"but AP Im not ignoring moillie, misrep misrep!11!!"

Where did I ignore mollie?

[Ansuz]

This just in, folks: post count is a measure of content. Said no one ever.

~VP Quayle

P-edit: Appending "Scumrir" to everything you say. It's a cheap tactic and a scummy one to boot.

Why is it a scummy tactic?

It's designed to push people's subconsciouses in your direction without you having to actually make an argument.

Most people can see that calling you Scumrir is shit talking and nothing more than that, just like AP bussing comments.

I don't care. I don't appreciate it.

I only scum-read you as town, once and I was right.

I scum-read you as scum, at least once and I was doing it to fuel my "paranoia" and make myself town

I think there was one other game where you were town and I as scum, and I had scum-read you there... and cabd pretended that there was dissonance.

What's your point? Do you have a reasonably long history of reading me correctly while you were town, like Nacho does? No, no you don't.

I stopped.

[Ansuz]

Desperado going out of his way to comment on everybody felt a little uninspired and like an effort to look involved.

That was a list of consolidated reads from both Nacho and I. It wasn't meant as an effort to look involved, it was meant as a "this is where we are at at this moment."

SG likely is Sakura, but Nacho and I both have tin foil theories on who it might be.

- Des

[Ansuz]

To whoever is claiming that squirrel is sakura, you're fucking stupid. Sakura is currently serving a new games ban, it included all alts and hydrae; and llamafluff isn't dumb.

This supports my tin foil theory! Fuck yeah.

[Ansuz]

Specifically, this:

someone completely outside of their element would come into this gigantic clusterfuck.

ETL

p-edit: Does it matter who SG is? Since when did meta over-ride actual scum hunting...

He went "oh god I hate all of this, thank god there is actually this really scummy thing that happened" which was Mhork tucking his head down and finding something that he could latch onto in the midst of all the noise. Mhork as scum would be likelier to stay out of noise and use it to his advantage, which wasn't what seemed to be happening so far.

[Ansuz]

I'm done talking to you if you're going to be like this, Scumcho.

~VP Quayle

Hey it's exactly what Cephrir said to Thor in Faraday's uPick!

Rampage and Clubhouse are trying really really hard to discredit us right now. Wonder why...

- Des

[Ansuz]

Vote: Athena's Rage

Desp, do you mind moving here for a little while?

[Ansuz]

Pretty sure I know who squirrel girl is and it's not Sakura.

It's Tierce, right?

Right?

- Des

[Ansuz]

hey mollie why do you think I'm scum?
If you're still scumreading me by the time Desp comes around he won't hold you on such a high pedestal anymore.

AP, this is me not ignoring mollie.

[Ansuz]

Nah, not until Fish starts towntelling anyway.

- Des

[Ansuz]

Vote: Athena's Rage

Desp, do you mind moving here for a little while?

You better be trolling me.

You're here, you're posting, yet you're doing nothing. Why?

[Ansuz]

My girlfriend and I are going to Dave and Buster's now

Adios!

- Des

[Ansuz]

Dear Mollie, where have ye gone? I'm port out in t' rain waitin' for you t' grace us with ye presence again ;(

This is also me not ignoring mollie; this is me refreshing this game and waiting for her to talk to me.

[Ansuz]

What's your point? Do you have a reasonably long history of reading me correctly while you were town, like Nacho does? No, no you don't.

really now?

because, in Mastins game, he stated that he didn't really know how to read you. I'm prettyyyyy sure

I'll just go ahead and let him confirm that I'm not making this up

No I can definitely read Cephrir, Mara.

[Ansuz]

I want to talk to you about your scumread on me. I realize that I am lighter hearted than I usually am, but I am really really looking forward to this game and I fucking love Muffin and am a true troll at heart so of course I'm going to troll with him. It doesn't mean we're scumbuddies, it means that we are massive trolls.

I understand you. Desp understands you. I am willing to sheep you in places other people aren't, and generally when you're making a read I can understand why you're making it and bullshit a longer case on it because I am wordier and use caps. <---------- People really like me for that reason, I'm really good at caps. I am not trolling around because no one will listen to you for the 1000th time, I am trolling around because it's fun as hell and the only significant scumread I have is Formerfish and Tammy and lynching the hell out of both of them and having them flip scum is something I think Desp and I would enjoy very much. You will see a significant shift in my behavior when Tammy posts again because the pirate gloves will come off and I will be completely in my element.

I am here for you. I will translate for you. I will be your rock.
But you need to work with me. You aren't doing that.

This is me most certainly not ignoring mollie.

[Ansuz]

Ok. Thanks Nacho <3

Can you walk me through your "scumrir" read?

ETL

p-edit: AP!

I'm not as confident in this and will likely revisit things when the posting frenzy dies down.

[Ansuz]

No clue. I very lightly lean town but I don't trust that at all. Why does AP have a townread on them?

[Ansuz]

And why is it taking Tammy so long to respond to me?

[Ansuz]

YES

[Ansuz]

YES YES YES YES YES

[Ansuz]

Tammy I don't see any town-role-PM celebration that would be all over the place in a scary playerlist like this. Why, given you've told me time and time again you can't do it as scum but it's always there as town?

I CALLED HER SCUM AND SHE DIDN'T FREAK OUT ON ME
SHE WAS JUST LIKE "I DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING ANYTHING"
SHE'S SCUM AS FUCK

[Ansuz]

Tammy I don't see any town-role-PM celebration that would be all over the place in a scary playerlist like this. Why, given you've told me time and time again you can't do it as scum but it's always there as town?

What the hell are you doing? Now is not the time for dilly dallying, we got a scum lynch that needs to be gotten by page 30.

[Ansuz]

Town- PFR, Club
Probably town- 165, ansuz
Null- Stuffed, Mhork, Purple, S&A
Probably scum- Squirrel, Yggdra, Rancid
Scum- Bazinga

You're reading enough to do this, and respond when called out, so that's not really a valid excuse.

ETL

That wasn't me.

Prove your towniness and throw that vote down, cabd cabd.

[Ansuz]

Tammy I don't see any town-role-PM celebration that would be all over the place in a scary playerlist like this. Why, given you've told me time and time again you can't do it as scum but it's always there as town?

Nope. I've said I don't always do it as town, but it's never there as scum.

She's ignoring me even though I'm flipping out with excitement over finally getting to lynch Tammy scum

[Ansuz]

You hate everything I do all the time, Mara.

~VP Quayle

Cephrir, I know we've had out differences in the past, but Tammy is a scumbag that needs to be voted. Vote her.

[Ansuz]

I have to go eat dinner w/girlfriend's family now!
but i will be back soon
have a scumlynch ready for me!

Why

Also, if you can figure out why I have a gut scum read on you from this post, bonus points to you

even if you're not town

VOTE: trolling fairy

What was this about?

I already answered. I didn't like the part where you said to have a scumlynch ready for you. Struck my gut and I didn't like it. Just like I haven't liked any of your other posts this game. You are pretty transparently scum.

Upon further reflection Ns is town.

Who said this and why did they disappear after they said it?

That was mala. A game that she was modding with ns scum had just ended and she posted it in our skype chat. I think she was at work because she left me a message that the was on break and could discuss it but by that time NS had been hammered.

I'm sorry you drew scum this game.

We need jiffy to post to feel better about our weak town read on Sax.

I think Bert is our biggest scum read though. That's probably where our vote will go.

Why are you trying to sort out Majiffy and not Mara? Who in that hydra thinks they can read Majiffy better than Mara because it sure as hell better not be Mala and I have no idea why Tammy would think she can read Majiffy better than she can read Mara.

I see your wtf gif and I raise you a



Just so you know that is us sorting out Mara. You see that little read I gave up there. I'll even quote it since your scum role pm is making you unable to read properly. It says "weak town read on Mara" which very very obviously means we were working out our read on Mara and were leaning weak town. The only thing holding us completely back was the way she went after Mala, which I thought looked kinda townish but also kinda wtf. And, it was mala who wanted jiffy to post, she feels like she has a better idea for what to look for with jiffy after hydraing with mollie.

Sucks you drew scum this game

Nacho I take offense. You know I'm town shut up.

What was this? I expected something akin to a meltdown when I didn't call you confirmed town, not this "I take offense. You know I am town.", headache or no headache.

quite frankly you took me by surprise. i stared at it for a few seconds kinda shell shocked and didn't know how to respond. You of all people should have picked up on my town tells this game. You of all people shouldn't be "worried" about me this game. But it's all fake and you're transparently scum. I'm quite transparently town to anyone who knows how to read me, and you're faking this bullshit with me because you know you can't get away with it with most of the rest of the playerlist because they all play with each other. And it was even more telling that you're scum because you also said that you needed to look at Cephrir, who was my first townread and probably my strongest, so it just shows that you're trying to pull from a people you think you can get away with because you're scum.

I liked your dance with Cabd, but you're still missing from that equation.

i see your pedits and i'm excited to read them
if you could stop posting i could respond to you

I really wish you were town this game?

SUCKS YOU DREW SCUM TAMMY

[Ansuz]

Tammy I don't see any town-role-PM celebration that would be all over the place in a scary playerlist like this. Why, given you've told me time and time again you can't do it as scum but it's always there as town?

What the hell are you doing? Now is not the time for dilly dallying, we got a scum lynch that needs to be gotten by page 30.

Nono, we need at LEAST 50 more pages of RVS.

Nope, next 50 pages are circle jerking about pegging the hell out of Tammy as scum.

[Ansuz]

Tammy I don't see any town-role-PM celebration that would be all over the place in a scary playerlist like this. Why, given you've told me time and time again you can't do it as scum but it's always there as town?

Nope. I've said I don't always do it as town, but it's never there as scum.

Cite me five towngames where you haven't mentioned or expressed happiness about getting a town role PM and I won't vote you.

Stop doing this shit and vote her.
You know Tammy's fucking meta.

[Ansuz]

Nacho fucking with me I can kinda accept, but it greatly irritates me (in a scumvibe way) that Desp was in on it too. That makes it seem more likely to me that it could be a "wait no we shouldn't do this it's not working".

P-edit: ...Yeah, she probably is.

VOTE: Athena

I wasn't fucking with you, legit scumread you bro

[Ansuz]

...did you just flip your read on me nacho

I fucking hate it when people do that

~VPQ

I hate posts like these :/

MARA
IT'S TIME

[Ansuz]

TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY
THE PIRATE GOD OF MAFIASCUM WOULD LIKE TO FORMALLY INVITE YOU TO A DANCE

[Ansuz]

HOW MANY PAGES CAN I TROLL BEFORE YOU RESPOND?
IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO FAKE EMOTION, LOVE

[Ansuz]

screw that vote Tammy scum

[Ansuz]

YARRRRRRRRRR

[Ansuz]

YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Ansuz]

Ha!

I'm town
I rule, you drool.

VOTE: nacho

Bring the good stuff!

But seriously, next time you roll scum against me, don't have such a mechanical, robotic opening. Like, I can see what you were getting at:

Expression joy at rolling town.

Declaration of being town.
Classic Tammy shit talking.

Vote someone you're familiar with.

But the actual execution saw your joy as extraordinarily short-lived and easily fakeable, the declaration of being town similar and spoken without CONVICTION, and the shittalking sorely lacking.

I thought at first you were trolling me and it made me laugh as I thought it was super cute, though with this I think you might be serious, and if so you're clearly off your rocker and still have a few classes of training in the school o' reading Tammy.

Well yes, I declared I'm town because I'm duh town.

I wasn't shit talking. It's a joke and I'm not going to tell you why, but I was and still am highly amused by it. Maybe I'll let you in my secret circle, but I have to think you're town first, and while the trolling and silly push is a good start, you're not there yet.

I always vote someone I'm familiar with.

Bringing me good stuff does not include trying to lynch me. I can't even think of a title for how bad stuff it is. If you're trolling me then maybe it's the beginning of good stuff but that remains to be seen.

And if you're actually serious with that last stuff then you and me need to have a talk bucko. I am still amused by my joke, there's nothing mechanical about it. But hey, you want to see a Tammy town tell in the making? Check out the time stamp of that post. That's right, 6:10am. That means I woke up and immediately checked to see if this game was open so I could make a corny joke. If I somehow sound mechanical and I really don't know how I could, it's probably because I hadn't even been awake 5 minutes yet.

So, yeah, keep telling me how much I'm the scum I'm not.

YO HO YO HO A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME

[Ansuz]

I think so!

[Ansuz]

Omg cabd this is the greatest moment of my life

[Ansuz]

What is the current vote count on Athena?

[Ansuz]

I know, buddy. I know.

[Ansuz]

Cabd, you know what must be done?

[Ansuz]

Yeah but I'm not gonna be satisfied until I can either troll her or

be the hammer.

This is what must be done.

[Ansuz]

it's a fucking shame we only need one more vote

[Ansuz]

Don't make me unvote, Cabd, I really want to be on a scum wagon as town for possibly the first time ever.

~VP Quayle

I could care less about their claim. Tammy is extremely readable, and I don't want any counterclaims until she shows the slightest possibility she might be town.

[Ansuz]

Nacho, mind me lolhammering without waiting for a claim? Because all she's gonna do is claim a PR and then draw a CC.

Hell no I don't fucking mind.

[Ansuz]

FUCK WHY ISN'T SYRYANA HERE

[Ansuz]

Mod Announcement

Athenas Fury,

Mafia Goon

, has been lynched. It is now Day 2.

[Ansuz]

Also this isn't high level play until somebody fakeclaims masons with Tammy.

I had an innocent on her
But it's not fake, I just forgot about it!

[Ansuz]

It makes you look like a Faith Healer =\

[Ansuz]

Town.

[Ansuz]

There really shouldn't be any doubt on Tammy anymore, though.

[Ansuz]

Nacho my reads are always right. And Cabd smells like hes being a scumbutt about this Tammy lynch. What if she flips town? same answer?

She won't flip town.

[Ansuz]

Like she legitimately just won't.

[Ansuz]

Yeah I mean town tammy would be giving us a hugeass lecture on how dumb we were for voting her, instead of shutting up and hiding and waiting for the mod to flip her so she doesn't reveal her scumbuddies.

This isn't why she's being quiet, btw.

[Ansuz]

What do you think of Cabd assuming Tammy-scum?

[Ansuz]

She generally reads her town games as scum to see how she reacts; she's probably not confident enough pulling off an organic reaction to our push on her immediately, so she went offline and is currently doing research so she can come back and give something a little less horrible.

[Ansuz]

Purple and Stuffed are probably townies too TBH.

Yggra and bazinga are fucking town as shit, take that to the bank.

[Ansuz]

I'm not as confident in Club, not incredibly confident in Cabd (probably more worried about Club than Cabd, but by a slim margin).

[Ansuz]

Because I'm incredibly town.

[Ansuz]

Fuck reading nearly 700 posts, mara has been a darling keeping our presence in this but I need to put in my share finally.

She has given me the overview, who we like and who are the dicks of the game to take issue with.

Personally hearing my nemesis has joined with the head of my fan club to form a team had me intrigued.

So desperado and nacho, I look forward to the chat whenever you are ready.

Tammy is hear somewhere, and so is bert apparently. Whoever knows me will know what I'm like. Don't meta me, it's a waste of time cos I won't even necessarily post in the same tone this evening let alone from day phase to day phase, I've hit a stressful patch again... Bert to give you a reference think day 1 of wingate. This time though I have ensure mara is in the same team as me by dragging her along for the ride.

Why did I sign up to this? I will try and take it seriously but my mind does like to shift suddenly.

Anyway. I was toying with predicting responses to me, I already made my apologies to mara that any progress she may have made in this will likely crash down the moment I put my size 13 foot I to the mix.

~ Generic (like you hadn't figured that out already)

My size 16 shoe is already stomp thwomping Tammy scum, so I'm not sure you will make too much of a splash.

[Ansuz]

On a "successful ATE" level Athena's post is okay, but there is something else I dislike about it that I'll get around to tomorrow.

~VP Quayle

It was absolutely horrible.

[Ansuz]

Are you guys fucking kidding me? What part of I'm doing ten things at once do you not understand.

Nacho is confirmed fucking scum for organizing my mislynch when I made it clear I didn't have the mental energy or time for this right now. There is absolutley no way he would do this as town. None.

And fuck you all for just listening to him instead of waiting for me to read the thread.

I'll try to read through some of this quickly to give you some reads at least.

Pedit: I'm at fucking work.

Pedit: do you realize this is my first non lylo mislynch? I hate you all.

You do realize that you had a more convincing response to me when I RVS voted you last game.

[Ansuz]

Hey cabd am I townie enough for you yet?

[Ansuz]

Because if I am don't forget that Bazinga and Yggdra need to be incredibly green as well.

[Ansuz]

Nope.

[Ansuz]

"do you see what I see" because it's a song lyric is town?

[Ansuz]

You'd be right!

[Ansuz]

Trolls there's something about you I don't like. I haven't put my finger on it yet, but I will. Clubhouse too, not looking so hot. NACHO. IS. TOWN. I will fight AP on that till the end of time. <3 Mhork because Nacho.

Scums are in {trolls, clubhouse, rancid, athena} maybe bazinga instead of rancid. personal taste perhaps.

ETL

Guyett is only in this one..

<3

[Ansuz]

I'm suddenly worried about Athena-town

Mara, stop.

[Ansuz]

Cephrir, why didn't you freak out more about us refusing to let Tammy claim?

[Ansuz]

I'm suddenly worried about Athena-town

Mara, stop.

But, is she really one to troll right after being lynched?

it isn't gonna affect my read on you nacho, but who would be scum if Athena just so happens tobe scum?

Kid A.

[Ansuz]

I'm completely serious when I say there is no way in hell Tammy is town.

[Ansuz]

Cephrir, why didn't you freak out more about us refusing to let Tammy claim?

You don't actually want an answer to this, do you?

~VP Quayle

I do.

[Ansuz]

I could tell... Only you would enter the pissing contest with me rather than tear into me in an affectionate manner... Desp, tear away when you get here.

I want to love you two this game, if you break my heart I will be left on the rebound to bert... DONT LEAVE ME ALONE WITH BERT! *sob*

~ G

P.s, who the fuck called me guyett? I shoot people like guyett on day 1, don't I guyett

Baby ii got all the love you need.

[Ansuz]

Are you guys fucking kidding me? What part of I'm doing ten things at once do you not understand.

Nacho is confirmed fucking scum for organizing my mislynch when I made it clear I didn't have the mental energy or time for this right now. There is absolutley no way he would do this as town. None.

And fuck you all for just listening to him instead of waiting for me to read the thread.

I'll try to read through some of this quickly to give you some reads at least.

Pedit: I'm at fucking work.

Pedit: do you realize this is my first non lylo mislynch? I hate you all.

You do realize that you had a more convincing response to me when I RVS voted you last game.

I don't care what you think. You're confirmed scum. You would never organize a quicklynch on me if you were town.

I said hey I'm really busy right now due to work, my brain is a bowl of jello, I'm doing ten things at once right now, and you took that opportunity to quicklynch me.

I didn't respond to some things today because I'm at work, and getting worked up while I'm at work makes me look like shit, I thought no big deal because I can town it up when I get home and read the game, but no.

So, you want me to rage, sorry you can't have it.

You're not mislynched.

[Ansuz]

And I'm having trouble believing that you even thought you were mislynched.

[Ansuz]

This just in, folks: post count is a measure of content. Said no one ever.

~VP Quayle

P-edit: Appending "Scumrir" to everything you say. It's a cheap tactic and a scummy one to boot.

I don't remember you going to bat for me when Nacho was using post counts to scumread me in the uPick.

I don't think PFR and Ceph are scum together, nacho.

Why not?

Nacho fucking with me I can kinda accept, but it greatly irritates me (in a scumvibe way) that Desp was in on it too. That makes it seem more likely to me that it could be a "wait no we shouldn't do this it's not working".

P-edit: ...Yeah, she probably is.

VOTE: Athena

lol this is the kind of thing I would expect scumCeph to say if he thought Nacho had admitted to just trolling him

So desperado and nacho, I look forward to the chat whenever you are ready.

Hey bud, our early game reads are at the top of page 20. You can observe them there. Since then, Nacho has sunk his teeth in to the Tammy/Fish hydra and they don't appear to want him to let go. So they're gonna die.

Are you guys fucking kidding me? What part of I'm doing ten things at once do you not understand.

Nacho is confirmed fucking scum for organizing my mislynch when I made it clear I didn't have the mental energy or time for this right now. There is absolutley no way he would do this as town. None.

And fuck you all for just listening to him instead of waiting for me to read the thread.

I'll try to read through some of this quickly to give you some reads at least.

Pedit: I'm at fucking work.

Pedit: do you realize this is my first non lylo mislynch? I hate you all.

2/10 wouldn't read again

30 pages

and I'm not even going to pretend I've read the last 25. SUMMARY PLEASE.

The scum team is PRF, Cephrir, and Athenas Fury. You're welcome.

And I'm having trouble believing that you even thought you were mislynched.

+1

I'd say me nearly crying at work over getting mislynched in a mafia game is a little too much emotion but hey what do I know?

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Nacho/Trolls/Athena is the scumteam. IMO
Thoughts on that, Mollie?

yep I am right there with you

nacho has dropped nearly every single relative scumtell in this game and I MEAN ALL OF THEM. it is so weird that it is throwing me off. desp's #570 is a classic foodtell. if nacho is town he will town tell like a champ and I will let you know.

mollie. Just stop it.

A fucking food tell? Get real. We're town, end of story, look elsewhere, now.

- Des

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Desperado is pretty obvious...

...ly town?

Yeah I know; I blame Nacho.

- Des