Mini 1628: Rick Santorum Saves Xmas - Gaybepocalypse
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 5:21 am
by Sir Elton Hercules John
a game by Reck, UT, and SleepyKrew
Still Saving Baby Jesus (5/13):
Spoiler:
Aronis
Bert
Shinobi
Wisdom
Flames682
Gone to a Better Place [or not] (8/13):
Spoiler:
GuyInFreezer [Ted Cruz] -
Jew
- poisoned by a black dildo WE1
Thestatusquo [Mitch McConnell] -
Righteous Christian Warrior
- shot in the face by Bert D1
T S O [George W. Bush] -
Righteous Christian Warrior
- ripped apart while stoned D1
Konowa [Timothy Dolan] -
Righteous Christian Warrior
- choked to death on a black dildo WE2
FuDuzn [Thomas Stephen "Tom" Monaghan] --
Righteous Christian Warrior
-- was driven to pizzacide D2
Mathdino [Bill Donahue] --
Righteous Christian Warrior
- choked to death on some black cockfruitcake WE3
Marquis [Karen Santorum] --
Brainwashed Liberal
- stabbed in the gut by Rick Santorum D3
crazypianist1116 [Ann Coulter] --
Righteous Christian Warrior
- consumed by her own hungry asshole D4
Ejected Into Space (Modkilled):
Spoiler:
Nobody, hopefully.
Spoiler: Votecounter Settings
Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2014 5:26 am
by Sir Elton Hercules John
General Rules
1) Starting and Ending States:
All roles that can communicate at Night may do during pregame. The game will end when one faction has fulfilled its win condition, unless otherwise specified.
2) Day Procedures:
Each player may discuss the game and cast a single vote at a time against people they want to lynch. Day ends when either the deadline hits or a strict majority of the votes are on one person.
3) Voting:
Votes should be in
bold
in order for them to count, for instance:
Vote: The Homosexual Agenda
. You may also use the VOTE: tags if you desire. Please ensure you post the FULL name of the person you're voting for, as the autovotecount system won't pick it up if you use nicknames or forget to put a comma after the word vote.
4) No Lynch:
As an alternative to voting for someone, you may
Vote: No Lynch
, but for it to take effect, enough players must vote No Lynch that it would be impossible to form any other majority.
5) Deadlines:
D1 deadline will be 3 weeks. Every day from then on will have a strict deadline of 2 weeks, unless a ridiculous amount of replacements are needed.
6) Mass Inactivity:
In an act of pure villainy, I may shorten the deadline if I deem the activity level is unsatisfactory. You will be warned if I want you fellows to pick up the pace.
7) Deadline Lynches:
If no single player has enough votes for a lynch at the deadline, the result is No Lynch and the game proceeds to Night. Deadlines are there for a reason.
8) Twilight:
After someone receives the majority vote, everyone may still discuss the game, but votes and unvotes will not be considered - the person voted for by the majority will be lynched regardless. Twilight will last until I waltz in and post a death scene (which can be quite short, but never really long)
9) Night Length and Procedures:
The topic will be locked at Night. If your Role PM specifies that you have a Night Action, you may follow the instructions on that PM to use it. Barring extenuating circumstances, Nights will not last longer than 3 RL days.
10) Night Action Resubmission:
If you have to PM a choice to the mod (i.e. the name of someone you want to kill/protect/investigate), you may change your choice at any time during the Night by sending The Mod another PM with the new choice. The most recent choice will be honored.
Bolding something is how you get the mod to notice it. It's that simple.
13) Mod Color:
If The Mods needs to edit your post, it will be done in
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14) Activity, Prods, and Replacements:
You will be prodded if three days have passed since your last post. You will be replaced if you do not post after another 24 hours, or if you need to be prodded three times throughout the game. If you know ahead of time that you will not be able to participate for at least 48 hours, go ahead and announce it in-thread so nobody (such as the mod) thinks you're lurking. I reserve the right to blacklist flakers or people who maliciously replace out.
15) "Last Words" for replacements:
If you request replacement, you may PM me a message that you would like to have passed on to the person who replaces you.
16) "Bah!" Posts:
If your player slot is killed off, it's probably because people don't want you around. Unless your role specifically states you can keep talking/voting/playing parcheesi with me, you are allowed one informationless "bah" post and then scram til endgame. Special mechanics can of course overlap
17) Outside Discussion:
Don't discuss this game outside of this thread with anyone unless your Role PM lets you do otherwise.
18) Post Editing:
Editing or deleting posts is not allowed (and usually not possible). Doublepost with your changes instead.
19a) Mod and PM quoting:
For role PMs, If you quote it, you will be modkilled. You can send me the reformulation (I'm pretty loose with reformulation) and I will tell you if posting it is allowed or if it needs further modifications. If you quote a PM from me, you will be terminated (barring questions about rules or something).
19b) QTs and Private Communication:
If it is a moderator provided method of communication (i.e., neighbor QT, or masons who can daytalk and use AIM)
do not quote it in the thread
. Obviously, do not provide links to the QT in any way shape or form.
20) Modkills:
Breaking any of the above three rules (or flagrantly violating Rule 16) will result in you getting modkilled. Modkills can be retroactive. If a living player breaks any of these rules, the day may or may not end, depending on what would disadvantage that player's faction the most. In addition, getting modkilled results in an instant loss for that player, along with my general hatred. In short, follow the rules, don't be a dick.
21) Small/Invisible text:
You may use smaller text if it amuses you, as long as it's not meant to bypass a rule. As in, no hidden messages or shit like that. I will fuck you up for fucking with my game.
22) Win Mentality:
Play to win.
23) Policy:
Have fun. Or else. And remember, it's a game - keep it classy and don't take things personally; everyone's doing what they have to to win.
24) Setup Design:
You can try to outguess the mod, but it's probably pointless. Flavor is being used as the backbone of the game, but the game is unbreakable by flavor. Certain aspects of the setup were designed around flavor, whereas other aspects had the flavor applied after the fact.
25) Flavor:
Flavor revolves around a Christmas Party hosted by Rick Santorum in order to raise awareness and support for his side in the Liberal War on Christmas, and his party has been infiltrated by filthy secret liberals.
Game Mechanics
1) Starting Power:
There are no power roles in the game at the start outside of factional abilities.
2) Nightless:
There are no nights in this game, and thus actions must be submitted prior to day's end.
3) White Elephant:
In place of a traditional night phase, instead there will be a Gift Exchange phase. This will work like a White Elephant gift exchange, except some of these giftboxes will have powers/abilities in them!
This phase will work like this:
An ordered list is posted at the start of the phase... I.E., Reck, UT, SleepyKrew
Reck is up first. He selects Box #2.
UT is up. He may either select Box #1 or Box #3, or he may steal Box #2 from Reck. If he does, Reck selects either Box #1 or Box #3. Reck selects Box #1.
Sleepykrew is up. He steals Box #1 from Reck. Reck, now boxless, decides to steal back his Box #2 from UT. This leaves UT with Box #3.
At the end of this phase, everyone will open their box and receive a PM with its contents.
Spoiler: Sample Role PM
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 5:03 am
by Sir Elton Hercules John
NPC [Rush Limbaugh] -
Righteous Christian Warrior
- had his throat slit pre-game
Posted: Tue Dec 02, 2014 5:05 am
by Sir Elton Hercules John
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Selection order:
Thestatusquo
GuyInFreezer
Marquis
Aronis
Bert
Shinobi
Wisdom
Konowa
Flames682
crazypianist1116
FuDuzn
Mathdino
T S O