DEADLINE:
THOSE WHO CONTINUE TO FIGHT (ALIVE):
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"Steven, until you learn to control the powers in your gem,we’lltake care of protecting humanity, okay?"
-Pearl,Gem Glow
"He’s a frozen treat with a whole new taste, because he came to this planet from outer space. A refugee of an interstellar war, but now he’s at your local grocery store. Cookie Cat! He’s a pet for your tummy! Cookie Cat! He’s super duper yummy! Cookie Cat! He left his family behind! Cookie Caaat!Now available at Gurvhen's off route 109.
-Steven,Gem Glow
"Uh, he’s a frozen treat, all new taste, interstellar war, now available at Ghurven’s. Awww, it was funnier last time."
-Steven,Gem Glow
"Wait, is that a magical thing? The Gems told me not to get involved with magic stuff. It, it could be dangerous or interfere with what’s left with my hair."
-Greg,Laser Light Cannon
I know I'm not that tall
I know I'm not that smart
But let me drive my van into your heart
Let me drive my van into your heart"
-Greg,Laser Light Cannon
"Well, if I were a shrimp, that's what I would do."
-Steven,Cheeseburger Backpack
"Youarea shrimp."
-Amethyst,Cheeseburger Backpack
"Two out of four of your ideas worked. That's fifty percent!"
-Amethyst,Cheeseburger Backpack
"Yeah. I guess you're right. They can't all be winners."
-Steven,Cheeseburger Backpack
"Check it out! It’s not exactly healthy, but it’s in a stack, so I guess you could say, it’s abalanced breakfast?
You know, like I made us all breakfast. I thought we could eat together. Like, like best buds!"
-Steven,Together Breakfast
"Now it has all the power of a breakfast. Wehave todestroy it."
-Garnet,Together Breakfast
"That’s enough! I don’t care if you are the most important meal of the day! I made you to bring us together, not to tear us apart!"
-Steven,Together Breakfast
"You pick up a job to buy a house or raise kids or to impress your dad. You work away your life and what does it get you?
You getcash, cash that can’t buy back what the job takes, not if you rode every seahorse in the world."
-Peedee,Frybo
"Woah... wanna ride the jellyfish?"
-Steven,Frybo
"I’m okay. As soon as I bared my butt, I knew he’d crack."
-Steven,Frybo
"If we do this right, we might get political favors!"
-Greg,Cat Fingers
"I'm not sure what that is, but I like it!"
-Steven,Cat Fingers
"It just goes to show, always listen to me, and never listen to Amethyst."
-Pearl,Cat Fingers
"That's fair."
-Amethyst,Cat Fingers
"I'm a member of the Crystal gems. We fight monsters and protect humanity and stuff."
-Steven,Bubble Buddies
"Oh! That's kinda like my dad. He's a cop."
-Connie,Bubble Buddies
"You know a lot about boats."
-Steven,Bubble Buddies
"That's what happens when you hang out at the beach and don't swim and don't have friends. Y-you look at boats..."
-Connie,Bubble Buddies
"Garnet, I need to get off the ride now."
-Steven,Serious Steven
"Maybe there’s a clue hidden in these ancient drawings. It looks like there’s lots of triangles hidden in this room..."
-Steven,Serious Steven
"Amethyst... Am I the cruelest creature on the planet?"
-Steven,Tiger Millionaire
"Oh Steven, those are just words that people use to describe how they feel about you."
-Amethyst,Tiger Millionaire
" Lars, I'm really confused."
-Sadie,Tiger Millionaire
"I love you, Tiger Millionaire."
-Lars,Tiger Millionaire
"I'm ordering for two."
-Steven,Steven's Lion
"Steven's pregnant?!"
-Ronaldo,Steven's Lion
"Are we really going to let him keep that?"
-Pearl,Steven's Lion
"We kept Amethyst."
-Garnet,Steven's Lion
" Humans find such fascinating ways to waste their time."
-Pearl,Arcade Mania
"Why am I doing so badly? I haven't crashed into anything!"
-Pearl,Arcade Mania
"You're supposed to crash intoeverything!"
-Steven,Arcade Mania
"Well I'm going withnotPearl."
-Amethyst,Giant Woman
"Well that's perfect because I don't want to go with grammatically incorrect people anyway."
-Pearl,Giant Woman
"What about if you eat a hotdog? Who's stomach does it go into? Or do you share the same stomach?"
-Steven,Giant Woman
"Wait wait wait. I wrote some jokes! Why did Pearl throw butter out the window?"
-Steven,So Many Birthdays
"She didwhat?"
-Amethyst,So Many Birthdays
"That was fun, but a boy on the cusp of manhood can't spend the whole day whackering."
-Steven,So Many Birthdays
"You want to get a fresh pizza right out of the oven, but you don't want to seem too desperate, right? Well, there's no need to be ashamed. Just walk right in and ask. That's what I always do."
-Steven,Lars and the Cool Kids
"What do you know about my Mom?!I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO KNOW MY MOM!But I do know she saw beauty in everything! Even in stuff like this and even in jerks like you!"
-Steven,Lars and the Cool Kids