Planet Earth Rankdown (Round 7)

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #0 (ISO) » Thu Dec 15, 2016 8:47 am

There are over 15 countries in the world, but like, which one of them is the best? That's obviously a job for us here at mafia mash dot gov, and we're going to put the debate to an end once and for all.

The Rules:
-When it's your turn, cut a country. There's a list of them that I'm gonna put here eventually.
-You must take roughly 9 days for your entry.
-You are not allowed to correctly interpret facts about countries.

The Rankers: (bolded still need to go this round)
1. CuddlyCaucasian

2. Flameaxe

3. McMenno
4. Cheery Dog

5. Aronis*
6. D3f3nd3r*
7. pablito*
8. Haschel Cedricson

9. Radja*

10. BROseidon*

* denotes someone still has an idol

Spreadsheet tracker

Spoiler: Remaining Countries

Spoiler: Final Ranking

Flameaxe · Post Post #1 (ISO) » Thu Dec 15, 2016 8:52 am

I am pleasinf by this threads

McMenno · Post Post #2 (ISO) » Thu Dec 15, 2016 10:53 am

what a dank meme

innnnnnnnn

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #3 (ISO) » Thu Dec 15, 2016 2:20 pm

cool cool

JDGA · Post Post #4 (ISO) » Thu Dec 15, 2016 3:00 pm

am I allowed to in if I'm not an america

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #5 (ISO) » Thu Dec 15, 2016 8:07 pm

it's your funeral!!

Aronis · Post Post #6 (ISO) » Thu Dec 15, 2016 8:45 pm

/innnnn

D3f3nd3r · Post Post #7 (ISO) » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:38 am

/in why not

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #8 (ISO) » Fri Dec 16, 2016 1:58 pm

only 1 america to go woo

pablito · Post Post #9 (ISO) » Fri Dec 16, 2016 4:09 pm

oh ok /in

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #10 (ISO) » Fri Dec 16, 2016 4:34 pm

#197. Nepal

"We have a triangular flag isn't that so dumb"

first of all Nepal has so much official languages

Awadhi
Bhojpuri
Gurung
Kiranti
Limbu
Magar
Maithili
Nepali (official)
Nepal Bhasa
Rai
Sherpa
Tamang
Tharu

like lmao uh make up your mind guys!! can't we all speak american? it was ranked 145th on the Human Development Index in 2014, which is so low and it must suck to live there in a developing nation.

I guess one positive is they were renowned for their valor in some World Wars but I don't think those were very important and Nepal definitely didn't exercise their dominance by nuclear bombing some places. also their national economy is 8.1% knotted carpets and who even wants that many carpets

THEIR

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next

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #11 (ISO) » Fri Dec 16, 2016 4:39 pm

correction: #197. nipple

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #12 (ISO) » Fri Dec 16, 2016 9:57 pm

As an American, it is my God-given right to barge in where I'm not invited. As such, /in.

D3f3nd3r · Post Post #13 (ISO) » Sat Dec 17, 2016 3:29 am

Wait, do we americas have any idols to use?

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #14 (ISO) » Sat Dec 17, 2016 4:53 am

every America has 1 idol

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #15 (ISO) » Sat Dec 17, 2016 5:32 am

oh yeah, stopping signups at 10 rankers cause that seems like an american number. rounds here work a little different so everyone still gets 1 cut per round, but you don't need to wait for your turn. so right now everyone else can make a cut whenever they want, then once everyone has gone we'll move onto round 2

McMenno · Post Post #16 (ISO) » Sat Dec 17, 2016 6:50 am

In post 14, CuddlyCaucasian wrote:every America has 1 idol

rip cutting murica first

BROseidon · Post Post #17 (ISO) » Sat Dec 17, 2016 6:50 am

196. North Korea

North Korea has a dictator. That dictator is terrible. They abuse human rights and shit.

Like idk how to do this writeup because North Korea is literally just the worst in every way as far as countries go. Maybe one day their government will get destroyed so they can have the chance to be not-terrible. Alternatively, they'll get nuked by China or South Korea or the US.

McMenno · Post Post #18 (ISO) » Sat Dec 17, 2016 6:52 am

#196: Andorra

andowhat

this is one of those micro countries and not even an interesting one. it's so unimportant that I didn't even bother finding a picture of it. moving on

p-edit wait wait wait

McMenno · Post Post #19 (ISO) » Sat Dec 17, 2016 6:54 am

I want to idol that

our glorious leader does not deserve 196th place. north korea best korea

Haschel Cedricson · Post Post #20 (ISO) » Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:12 am

195. Guinea-Bissau

"Uh-oh, registration closes tonight and we haven't done anything yet!"

Remember when Facebook first allowed people to change their profile URL? All of the smart people jumped on the chance to change their URL to their own name as soon as possible, and the Johnny-Come-Lately's who shared the same name were forced to do stupid things like append characters or the year they were born, like "JohnSmith9" or "JohnSmith86".

Well, Guinea-Bissau is the national version of that. They overslept on Country Name Signup Day, and when they got to the party they discovered that Guinea was already taken. Other nations were in the same boat, but they came up with much better solutions, like "Equatorial Guinea" or "Papua New Guinea". But Guinea-Bissau wasn't creative enough to do these things, so they just added the name of their capital. Seriously, imagine if Mexico was called "The United States of America-Mexico City". That's what Guinea-Bissau did.

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #21 (ISO) » Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:24 am

that would be a much better name than Mexico UP TOP

CuddlyCaucasian · Post Post #22 (ISO) » Sat Dec 17, 2016 7:28 am

Idols expire at top 20 btw

Flameaxe · Post Post #23 (ISO) » Sat Dec 17, 2016 8:11 am

194. Oman

"I enjoy both meat and beer."

TBH i dont know why a country would name itself after some shithead on mafiascum but here they go, they did it. He isn't even from Oman wtf

Failure on all accounts.

Radja · Post Post #24 (ISO) » Sat Dec 17, 2016 8:14 am

193. Andorra

I'm not sure people in the US even realize how small Andorra really is. Andorra is called a "microstate". Andorra has about 85.000 inhabitants so it really is very, very small. Goodbye Andorra. You get a prize for participation but no points. Kinda like they have 0 points at the end of every World Cup or Euro Cup Qualifiers. That's what you get for selecting the local mailman for the national team.