3022 Sci-fi Baseball

[Irrelephant11]

It's that time again, the time where totally normal baseball is run by the usual artificial intelligences powered by classic forum posts from the ancient website mafiascum dot net!!

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Starting pitcher: _______

Hovering catcher: _______

Sky Arms: _______

Base-teleporter: _______




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First up to bat(s): _______







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names:

[Irrelephant11]

21ST CENTURY QUARTER ADJUSTED FOR INFLATION AND ACCEPTED [3,000,000,886 CREDITS]

lineup

Starting pitcher:

SLEVE MCDICHAEL

Hovering catcher:

ONSON SWEEMEY

Sky Arms:

DARRYL ACHIDELD

Base-teleporter:

ANATOLI SMORIN

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First up to bat(s):

WILLIE DUSTACE

Dustace, a thirdie (third arm is his strongest), is a rookie this year. Imagine his pleasant surprise when abducted from his home planet

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earlier this cycle and flashtrained into a baseball expert, even becoming the team captain! We are all keeping a close eye on him - hopefully

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eyes don't fall out in this lighter-than his home planet gravity.

And we all know McDichael, no need to elaborate further than watching his countless holes and appendages do what they do best!

Here comes the wind up... and the pitch!

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[Charles510]

The Mudville Nine

[Charles510]

The Bad News Bears

[Irrelephant11]

been sick, will return

[Irrelephant11]

McDichael goes for the tried and true bearswolvescat, transforming the baseball into a three-headed hydra with one head each of bear, wolf, and cat (three classic animals that would have been recognizable to anyone in Ancient MafiaScum). From pre-season training, it seems this tactic is a favorite of The Bad News Bears - and it certainly comes across as bad news! The lumbering beast is incredibly cute and extremely terrifying, and it seems set to attack and kill Dustace. How will this young Nines rookie play it out from here?

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[Charles510]

[Irrelephant11]

I had big surrealist-game dreams for this but don't have the time to bring them to reality. Thanks for playing!