Mini 1249--Community: Paintball Assassin Mafia (Party Over!)

DarthYoshi · Post Post #1175 (ISO) » Sat Nov 05, 2011 8:59 am

Day Three, Vote Count the Eighth

A lynch has been reached.

Gandalf5166 (4): Pine, xvart, Big Balls Molla, Porochaz

Pine (5): Albert B. Rampage, gandalf5166, Nexus, PeregrineV, zoraster

With 9 alive, it took 5 to lynch and 5 to no lynch.

The deadline was currently set for 9:00 pm Pacific Standard Time on Sunday, November 6.

Stay tuned for the deathscene and Pine's flip.

As ever, any questions or concerns, please let me know.

DarthYoshi · Post Post #1176 (ISO) » Sat Nov 05, 2011 9:10 am

As our attention turned back to our intrepid Greendale Rebel Alliance as they sought to rid their shithole of a school of evil, we witnessed the transcending of paintball through many a cheesy motif...there was the post-apocalyptic war, the spaghetti Western, and the Star Wars theme, all one after the other, until we began to venture into yet another realm of the bizarre in this game of paintball...into...

Dungeons and Dragons?

No matter that it was not an actual paintball episode, because on this fateful day, the skilled swordsman, paintballer, and D&D knight Pine had bravely stepped forward to claim his true identity, lest he be carried off to the depths of the Cavern of Draconis, never to be heard from again.

"I'm Ducayne. Of Clan Ducayne," he intoned.

This claim was not good enough for the assembled Rebel Alliance/mob/western-style paintball cowboys, because like his predecessors Amrun and Lurconis, Pine was similarly strung up and led over to the flagpole to be hoisted up next to the Greendale butt flag.

"Wait," said ABR, "Isn't Ducayne the nerdy alternate identity of Fat Neil?"

"That's what I've been trying to tell you jackasses this whole time!" screamed the increasingly panicked Pine.

"Well...if he's Fat Neil, aren't we worried that, you know, he'll snap the rope, or shatter the flagpole?" asked gandalf.

"What?!" replied Pine. "I stopped helping myself to that extra slice of pie a long time ago. Come on."

And so this infantile argument continued, until zoraster, having had enough, finally shoved Pine off the flagpole, where his rather rotund body swung peacefully in the breeze.

Perhaps if Ducayne had still had his sword of Ducayne, he could have cut himself free. Alas, he was consigned to death for the suspicion that his fellow Greendale students held him in.

Pine,

Fat Neil, Vanilla Greendale-Aligned Townsperson,

was hung from the flagpole on Day Three.

It is now Night Three. Players with access to QTs may now use them. Any and all night actions are due to me by noon Pacific Standard Time on Monday, November 7.

DarthYoshi · Post Post #1177 (ISO) » Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:54 pm

Hey everyone, I've just had some issues come up IRL, so Day Four will be delayed by several hours before beginning. Worst case scenario, it will begin tomorrow morning. Please be patient with me, and I apologize for the delay. Thanks! ~DY

DarthYoshi · Post Post #1178 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2011 5:42 am

As before, my apologies for the delay. Without further ado, the Night Three deathscene--

As is oft the case for students (or at least, it was for myself) who are in school, the prediliction to sleep during class sometimes simply becomes overwhelming...at which point, really, the worst thing that can happen is that the professor will wake you up or somebody will throw a spitball into your hair.

Or...in this game...assassinate you, paintball style.

Already, the anti-Greendale paintballers had been successful at tracking down and splattering one power role with paint, and tonight, they sought out to again...

And...once more...they were successful. In the morning, you find the body of Albert B. Rampage, covered head to toe with paintball splatter, and a sign hung 'round his neck that said:

"I killed the buzzkill for all of you! HAHAHAHAHA!"

"What the hell?" I asked ABR, seeing him in this state. But all he managed to choke out was...

"All I wanted to do was...to do something about those oppressed gnomes."

Poor guy still thought we were playing Dungeons and Dragons.

Albert B. Rampage,

Britta Perry, Greendale-Aligned Jack-Of-All-Trades,

was riddled with paintballs on Night Three.

It is now Day Four. With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch and 4 to no-lynch. The deadline is currently set for 9:00 am Pacific Standard Time on Tuesday, November 22.

PeregrineV · Post Post #1179 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:57 am

I would like to hear from Porochaz on who his target was last night, and results.

Porochaz · Post Post #1180 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2011 9:15 am

Gandalf tracked, no one visited.

gandalf5166 · Post Post #1181 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2011 9:59 am

Not that that proves anything, since I'd have to be an idiot to make the nightkill myself.

VOTE: xvart

This should have happened LONG ago. Barring major role-related info or a SIGNIFICANT slip by someone else, this is where my vote is staying today.

PeregrineV · Post Post #1182 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2011 11:10 am

↑ gandalf5166 wrote:Not that that proves anything, since I'd have to be an idiot to make the nightkill myself.

VOTE: xvart

This should have happened LONG ago. Barring major role-related info or a SIGNIFICANT slip by someone else, this is where my vote is staying today.

Do you have specific reasons? A case or serious of posts or quotes or anything?

BBmolla · Post Post #1183 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2011 11:14 am

↑ Porochaz wrote:Gandalf tracked, no one visited.

This just proves that Gandalf didn't perform the kill, which considering the amount of suspicion on him, having him perform the kill would be a terrible idea.

VOTE: Gandalf

This should have happened yesterday.

Porochaz · Post Post #1184 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:32 pm

Yeah I was drunk when I sent in the night choice. Should have chosen xvart. Gandalf I dont think is the vote for today however, I am uncomfortable lynching someone who did nothing yesterday.

vote xvart

gandalf5166 · Post Post #1185 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:18 pm

↑ Porochaz wrote:Yeah I was drunk when I sent in the night choice. Should have chosen xvart. Gandalf I dont think is the vote for today however, I am uncomfortable lynching someone who did nothing yesterday.

vote xvart

I'm not trying to change your mind, but this is a really bad line of thinking. The first line of BB's post is exactly right, it's not till the second line he goes off the tracks.

BBmolla · Post Post #1186 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:33 pm

You're... telling him to not vote someone who you think is scum?

gandalf5166 · Post Post #1187 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:47 pm

No, I'm keeping him from treating a track like a cop, which while it's fine and dandy when it's on town(as it is), could screw us over if he keeps it up.

xvart · Post Post #1188 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:16 pm

↑ PeregrineV wrote:Do you have specific reasons? A case or serious of posts or quotes or anything?

You're asking too much. Read over gandalf's ISO and you'll have a pretty good idea of how much he is willing to contribute this game.

↑ gandalf5166 wrote:No, I'm keeping him from treating a track like a cop, which while it's fine and dandy when it's on town(as it is), could screw us over if he keeps it up.

How town of you to mention.

VOTE: gandalf

Do I need to post everything scummy that gandalf has done once again? I will if I have too.

xvart · Post Post #1189 (ISO) » Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:24 pm

Limited access for until Friday afternoon. I should be able to get on each of the next two nights; but depending on activity levels I may not be able to post much. This is my last conference so after this stretch no more V/LA for the foreseeable future.

PeregrineV · Post Post #1190 (ISO) » Wed Nov 09, 2011 9:31 am

So, Nexus, what do you think?

Nexus · Post Post #1191 (ISO) » Wed Nov 09, 2011 9:43 am

xvart and BBM.

What about you?

BBmolla · Post Post #1192 (ISO) » Wed Nov 09, 2011 9:44 am

Peregrine who do you think it is? Stop asking everyone else and develop your own opinion.

Porochaz · Post Post #1193 (ISO) » Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:38 am

↑ gandalf5166 wrote:
↑ Porochaz wrote:Yeah I was drunk when I sent in the night choice. Should have chosen xvart. Gandalf I dont think is the vote for today however, I am uncomfortable lynching someone who did nothing yesterday.

vote xvart

I'm not trying to change your mind, but this is a really bad line of thinking. The first line of BB's post is exactly right, it's not till the second line he goes off the tracks.

Fine, its the only reason currently Im not voting you.

unvote vote gandalf

ISO · Post Post #1194 (ISO) » Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:52 am

hey, poro. what was your character again?

Porochaz · Post Post #1195 (ISO) » Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:04 am

Jeff.

PeregrineV · Post Post #1196 (ISO) » Wed Nov 09, 2011 11:14 am

↑ BBmolla wrote:Peregrine who do you think it is? Stop asking everyone else and develop your own opinion.

Sorry, opinion time is over. It's now time for informed choice. I'm currently informing myself.

gandalf5166 · Post Post #1197 (ISO) » Wed Nov 09, 2011 12:02 pm

Just letting everyone know, I have strong townreads on Pere and Nexus, and zoraster is confirmed, so from my PoV lynching xvart, BB, and Poro is guaranteed town win. Poro is last for a reason, I think he's probably town.

DarthYoshi · Post Post #1198 (ISO) » Fri Nov 11, 2011 6:25 am

Day Four, Vote Count the First

xvart (2): gandalf5166, Porochaz
gandalf5166 (2): BBMolla, xvart
Not Voting (3): Nexus, PeregrineV, zoraster

With 7 alive, it takes 4 to lynch and 4 to no-lynch.

The deadline is currently set for 9:00 am Pacific Standard Time on Tuesday, November 22.

xvart's limited access is noted.

As ever, any questions or concerns, please let me know.

Nexus · Post Post #1199 (ISO) » Fri Nov 11, 2011 6:38 am

↑ PeregrineV wrote:
↑ BBmolla wrote:Peregrine who do you think it is? Stop asking everyone else and develop your own opinion.

Sorry, opinion time is over. It's now time for informed choice. I'm currently informing myself.

Fancy speeding your informing of yourself up?