Gay Mafia II: RIDE THE LIGHTNING (Game Over)

[Wyrd]

WHY IN THE LIVING FUCK IS THIS GAME 25 PAGES

[Wyrd]

All this sillyness has made it hard for me to focus on reads.
Man, I need to get used to the life of the large themes.

here, i'll give you a starter townlist
choose a starter!

Spoiler: bulbasaur

TOWN
Nacho
whoever nacho says is town

SCUM
whoever nacho says is scum

Spoiler: squirtle

TOWN
Slumberpartybois
whoever slumberparty says is town

SCUM
whoever slumberparty says is scum

Spoiler: charmander

TOWN
Wyrd
whoever wyrd says is town

SCUM
whoever wyrd says is scum

when you click on the spoiler, you can't take it back

<333333333333

YES WE GET TO BE CHARMANDER

[Wyrd]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

FUCK IT ELLIE YOURE OUTNUMBERED

VOTE: PREEMIEHYDRA

[Wyrd]

btw NS wagon is where its at, wtf is this shit DGB use your clout on real lynches

[Wyrd]

hmmm

wait a sec

I think I have something on Pretentious legit let me talk to nuwen

[Wyrd]

we're not pretending.

I'd bet you my left nut Fate doesn't get lynched today.

this is a good bet^

^5

[Wyrd]

hmmm

wait a sec

I think I have something on Pretentious legit let me talk to nuwen

X

oh u chess

[Wyrd]

HEY KURIBO TOWNFATE DOESNT AVOID THREAD FOR 25 PAGES WHILE ACTIVELY POSTING IN HIS OTHER GAME KTHX

NOW GET YOUR VOTE ON SON

Spoiler:
It has something to do with this

[Wyrd]

k well here's the thing, I DIDNT RECIEVE A PM THAT THE GAME HAD STARTED ON FATE, THE ACCOUNT FATE

So I was posting on Fate n shit yesterday, with no idea this game had started, but CHESSKIDHYDRA knew it had started? Maybe their scum QT closed?

Just a theory, but its better than whatever the fuck 30 pages I'm not reading has

[Wyrd]

So I was posting on Fate n shit yesterday, with no idea this game had started, but CHESSKIDHYDRA knew it had started? Maybe their scum QT closed?

this is retarded and you KNOW it's retarded.

No, his reasoning that SCUMFATE would actively AVOID a thread like a bitch is shit reasoning

Now, yeah, him being scum cause he knew the game started and I didn't is stretching it, but him pushing me for SHITREASONS is SCUM

and Ellie is letting chess and katsuki do all the heavy lifting pushing bc itd be awkward for him to try to read me wrong

it all adds up


that hydra must die DGB pregame gut ftw

[Wyrd]

Also I will say this, right now: I'm not claiming today. No matter what, there is literally ZERO point to claim, so if you vote me its for fucking keeps and you can deal with your stupidity vs. scum arguments tomorrow

[Wyrd]

No scumhydra, tell me why I'm being wagoned

REAL reasons, none of this "tehee this is the cool new wagon kids" bullshit

I want it on record so you cant just go WHOOPSIE tomorrow

[Wyrd]

I've come to a relevation about this game, I don't know if it was the subzero wind cutting through my soul or the ice rain frostbiting my mind but uh here goes

[Wyrd]

First off:

THERE IS A HYDRA QT MADE FOR ALL THE HYDRAS AND WE HAVE DAYTALK

I am putting this out there because once lynched, that info would probably be suppressed because the town hydras in that qt are eating out of the scum's hydras hands, and I don't want them to do any more shitty gambits that are influenced by scum.

Here's a quick synopsis of the QT:
-Faraday posts the fuck out of it, he has generally good posting and comments and discussion with other heads
CHESSKID basically trolls the entire thread, which is the basis of his scumplay. Act casual, give no fucks, and dig in early and don't let the momentum down, none of his posts are substantial like Faraday
-Kanye has some surpisingly decent reads, which he can give out an his own leisure. HIs thought process is p. town, so thats another townhydra.
-MattP also has decent conversations with people
-Katsuki, and here's a key point,

decides I am scum before I even post in that thread or in this one.

It was seemingly arbitrarily decided in that QT, and it was repeated Ad nauseam until it was accepted like FACT. When you read the QT postgame you'll see, because the second I enter the QT I am met with "STFU SCUM" "BYE FATE SCUM" "CHOO CHOO DIE" and the instant wagon that they created here for what I initially thought was "for teh lulz" and went along with.

Then they debated coming up with a "plan" in which they would out the knowledge of the QT here, in thread, and frame me by saying I "scumslipped by posting in the wrong QT" which would be complete HORSESHIT and MoI levels of shittown gambit (yes, Faraday, you'd be as bad or worse as fucking MAGNA if you went through with that shit), and all the other hydras would go along with it.


I haven't really read the rest of the QT, and I don't really want to. I posted in there and literally 20mins later there were just as many posts (20+) made, its a nightmare. And they aren't willing to listen to reason because they are in a "mob mentality" of sorts cemented against me. Its almost beautiful psychologically (which is why MattP should be ashamed for falling for it) how the scum hydras have united the town hydras against me by having a "common enemy" to hate.

Scum hydras again being Katsuki/Kise and Petihrewoiughsuihihdyra. At least one guaranteed, I can see literally no town motivation for their crusade against me, besides the "lets get reads off a wagon and see reactions" bit that I THOUGHT it was, but it went way past that with the "lets gambit and say fate scumslipped and insta lynch him" and the "FATESCUM AVOIDED THE THREAD" points which are bullshit and no where near representative of my scum play.

[Wyrd]

First off:

THERE IS A HYDRA QT MADE FOR ALL THE HYDRAS AND WE HAVE DAYTALK

I am putting this out there because once lynched, that info would probably be suppressed because the town hydras in that qt are eating out of the scum's hydras hands, and I don't want them to do any more shitty gambits that are influenced by scum.

Here's a quick synopsis of the QT:
-Faraday posts the fuck out of it, he has generally good posting and comments and discussion with other heads
CHESSKID basically trolls the entire thread, which is the basis of his scumplay. Act casual, give no fucks, and dig in early and don't let the momentum down, none of his posts are substantial like Faraday
-Kanye has some surpisingly decent reads, which he can give out an his own leisure. HIs thought process is p. town, so thats another townhydra.
-MattP also has decent conversations with people
-Katsuki, and here's a key point,

decides I am scum before I even post in that thread or in this one.

It was seemingly arbitrarily decided in that QT, and it was repeated Ad nauseam until it was accepted like FACT. When you read the QT postgame you'll see, because the second I enter the QT I am met with "STFU SCUM" "BYE FATE SCUM" "CHOO CHOO DIE" and the instant wagon that they created here for what I initially thought was "for teh lulz" and went along with.

Then they debated coming up with a "plan" in which they would out the knowledge of the QT here, in thread, and frame me by saying I "scumslipped by posting in the wrong QT" which would be complete HORSESHIT and MoI levels of shittown gambit (yes, Faraday, you'd be as bad or worse as fucking MAGNA if you went through with that shit), and all the other hydras would go along with it.


I haven't really read the rest of the QT, and I don't really want to. I posted in there and literally 20mins later there were just as many posts (20+) made, its a nightmare. And they aren't willing to listen to reason because they are in a "mob mentality" of sorts cemented against me. Its almost beautiful psychologically (which is why MattP should be ashamed for falling for it) how the scum hydras have united the town hydras against me by having a "common enemy" to hate.

Scum hydras again being Katsuki/Kise and Petihrewoiughsuihihdyra. At least one guaranteed, I can see literally no town motivation for their crusade against me, besides the "lets get reads off a wagon and see reactions" bit that I THOUGHT it was, but it went way past that with the "lets gambit and say fate scumslipped and insta lynch him" and the "FATESCUM AVOIDED THE THREAD" points which are bullshit and no where near representative of my scum play.

[Wyrd]

Double post.

As for the rest of the game, I've got money that Ythan is scum as fuck for defending me. I see no reason why town ythan wouldn't hop on my wagon because he can't read me for shit, whereas scum Ythan knowing I'm town is more likely to be counter-culture read and call me town.

Nacho and Thunderhog seems to be the only ones that is reacting decently to my wagon, and I seriously doubt DGB is scum WITH Chesskidhydra because of her CONTINUED pushing on him 30 pages later.

Om gets points for effort at least, haven't actually read any of those posts and doubt I will. I'm not going to be in forever catchmode because there's more contente generated than time I have to read, so fuck that. I'm pretty much just going with interactions with my wagon at this point and will let Nuwen take over the reigns when we get some flips because she has even LESS free time than I do. (well until the RECKONING, which is the reason I signed up for this game, but it looks like Im getting blitzkrieged before then so fuck it)


oh wait ZOIDBERG

now his vote on me was complete shit reasoning, so I'll go look at the rest of his ISO. But I'm not going to move to that wagon I rather just 1v1 this clownfuck hydra and get it done, because the games not only unenjoyable (here and in the QT) with chesskidscum but if you take him out its not liike Zoidberg will last much longer

[Wyrd]

If the NS wagon is where it's at, why vote Pretentiousdra?

I mean I just can't put myself in a town frame of mind, regardless of experience level, and think this is a valid point to make.

Then he goes and shit fights with Kuribo about semantics and calling me scum? I don't know, his posts just give off a "I want to piss them off" vibe thats hard to get a clear read through

yeah chesskids definitely a better lynch

[Wyrd]

I think Kawaii may be scum. He's all over the place with his vote, his suspicions appear both nebulous and opportunistic, his Fate-rivalry isn't as intense as it should be.

I think Nacho's i-wanna-hammer crumbs are SUPER THIRD PARTY. How 'bout that.

Don't alienate Nacho if he's 3rd party at the least he'll shoot the fuck out of scum for us (aka the scum that are hard to FUCKING LYNCH)

Katsuki scum is hard as fuck to lynch trust me, as town its easy to mislynch his dumbass but as scum he puts in just enough effort and just slides along the wall so effortlessly.

[Wyrd]

VOTE: Om

I'm a few pages behind, but why the fuck not lynch Om? All pretentiousdra annoyance aside, Om is pretty solidly scum. Zoidberg and DGB are acceptable runners up.

Post reasons or don't post.

I know DGB can't be expected to have a reaction, but no comment on-you know- the hydras all having a QT and creating a shitlynch therein?

Don't dodge my post because that would mean you acknowledged I called you scum BROSKI

ninja:
wait wat

[Wyrd]

As for the rest of the game, I've got money that Ythan is scum as fuck for defending me. I see no reason why town ythan wouldn't hop on my wagon because he can't read me for shit, whereas scum Ythan knowing I'm town is more likely to be counter-culture read and call me town.

Because there's a sound wagon out there. That you're not on for some reason.

so you're not hoppig on my wagon because of the Zoidberg wagon, even though that didn't spring up until long after you called my wagon shit?

And whats your read on chesskidhydra?

[Wyrd]

I knew Wyrd was town. Wyrd is the towniest player in here.

In light of what has been revealed, my Kawaii-may-be-scum have been upgraded to Kawaii-is-scum.

Further, Pretentiousdra is likely scum, its actions appear

solidly

anti-town, and must die. I can't be bothered to re-read this spamfest, but whoever defended Pretentiousdra has greater than average likelihood of being scum.

Nacho looks like he has an alternative wincon that needs to be satisfied by hammering, so I doubt he has a NK.

<3

The minority sane

we will

prevail

be overrun by zombies

But we will still

have our

HUMANITY

[Wyrd]

MattP has called Trollie town in the hydraqt , and there's nothing about Trollie that gives me pause so

[Wyrd]

Who has defended Pretentiousdra?

There be the scum in there. My hunch is that Pretentiousdra was called "townie" by some elements way before there was any evidence in favor of such, and the reads were not justified in any way.

its quite interesting really, in the hydra QT chesskid HIMSELF said "this qt is all townreads which is nice" when Katsuki had only posted some dayvig joke about Kanye, Kise had made a post about a record deal or something ,and Faraday was the only other posted.

Ever since then it was sort of just the "mindset" of the QT that everyone in there was town, although no one commented on chesskid HIMSELF being town. Faraday follows up later saying he DOESNT have a townread on MattPhydra, which chesskid acquiescence to and says "yeah hes the least town by far"

I mean if I could copy paste that thing it'd be a gold mine for how chesskid has subtly manipulated the town hydras from the start

[Wyrd]

So, I could get into a nice pissing match with Fate here, but instead, how about this

Every single hydra IN the game is/was voting Wyrd.

Trust that we know what the fuck we are doing, and lynch the slot in the next 24 hours, so it can't report on the doings in our QT, thanks.

cool add fearmongering to chesskid scum reasons list.

HES GONNA TELL HIS BUDDIES EVERYTHING ABOUT OUR PLOTS KILLDIEKILLDIE

yeah ok chess

[Wyrd]

Oh man now you're gonna lie about more than just your obvscummery in the QT?

This qt is all townreads was posted BEFORE i was reminded that you were in the QT. Your entrance was incredi-scum, EVERYONE else in the QT has agreed on this. Die already, scum.

Pedit: We'd like to do something, and we can't do that with guaranteed scum in it.

Is this what they call strawmanning? what are you even talking about now? My summary of the QT is pretty exact, just wait for MattP/Faraday hydras (well not Faraday since he went off the deep end into gambittard ville) to confirm

[Wyrd]

Oh man now you're gonna lie about more than just your obvscummery in the QT?

This qt is all townreads was posted BEFORE i was reminded that you were in the QT. Your entrance was incredi-scum, EVERYONE else in the QT has agreed on this. Die already, scum.

Pedit: We'd like to do something, and we can't do that with guaranteed scum in it.

Is this what they call strawmanning? what are you even talking about now? My summary of the QT is pretty exact, just wait for MattP/Faraday hydras (well not Faraday since he went off the deep end into gambittard ville) to confirm

[Wyrd]

unvote vote wyrd

Delta why the Phydra vote right then?

This pretty much cements Ythan scum, its so awkward with the timing and the previous statements about my wagon. And how he goes from QT reveal->Fatescum is a magical leap of faith that has no line of reasoning I can trace

@ Wyrd - can you elaborate on your take of Faraday/Empire/One-Direction?

Faradays tone/comments, but the thing that makes it 100% is the dynamic between Faraday and chesskid.

Like I said, chesskid was pushing the "WERE ALL TOWN YO" mentality in the QT, which Faraday

RESISTED

this makes him 100% town, because if he were scum with chess he'd help perpetuate that mindset than fight it.

[Wyrd]

It's also worth noting that the scumreads we all have on Wyrd are not just due to Fate. Nuwen's QT entrance was essentially a scumclaim.

PEdit; lololol no

Nuwen's entrance was:

"why the FUCK does this qt exist"

which she was raging about last night in this fashion:

"Mods these days are just doing random shit with no actual basis. Like, giving us a Neighbor qt "just cause" is horse shit with noa ctual basis or balancing taken into consideration. Gonna yell at reck at reckoning blahblahetc."

She usually has a lot more going on in her mind than what she posts, because she's not a "dump all her thoughts as they come out" kind of person.

But yeah she's pretty mad at modding these days as compared to "oldskool" balancing and shit that would take days and run through 100s of hypotheticals before put up for queue as opposed to what she viewed here which was "walplol lets make a hydra qt just cuz"

Its a sensitive topic for her because of my kingdom hearts mafia game I made her play in <_<

[Wyrd]

Context:

Chessskid: man this qt is all townreads
everyone kinda agreeing

Elli to me at breakfast: Dude Fate's in the qt too
Chesskid in qt: oh yeah dude guys where the fuck is fate

I'm sorry, you were lying?

Lying about what again? I mean are you nervous this mislynch isn't going through? What the literal fuck point are you even trying to make here?

Yes you guys posted in the QT "wherez fate lol" "fate scum iz mad and doesnt lose to katsuki" and "LOL FATE IS SCUM THEN I GUESS" all happened before I posted, yes, I thought I made that impression clear

[Wyrd]

OBVIOUSLY A THIS QT IS ALL TOWNREADS STATEMENT DOES NOT APPLY TO SOMEONE WHO HAS NOT POSTED IN THREAD OR IN QT.

Yes, Nuwen posted some scummyfuck bullshit in the QT advocating a massclaim anyway because hurr it's not like the scum can use the info they get from here because then we'll know they got it

and some other crap about why the QT exists and being all existential scum

this is a pretty big misrepresentation of nuwen's play and post (she did not advocate a massclaim, she just stated that if we did it wouldn't be reliable as a game-breaking source) which is the only reason she knows as a reason to massclaim

[Wyrd]

The wagon on you did NOT start before you had posted. Don't be lying

I never said it did. But in the QT just now I DID SAY it started because I came in and votede chesskid, who in everyone's mind in the QT was "good ole budy chesskidtownkid" and I was "scumfate hasnt posted is avoiding us scumfate" so when I voted chesskid it started this mob mentality of GET HIM HE HATES CHESSKID HES SCUM that lead to 5 votes on me immediately for what was essentially a blatant wagon vote.

I mean its like he's using NFL fan psychology on us and I came into D.C. as a Cowboys fan and started getting lynches cause REDKINS ARE GOOD U NO REDSKIN U BAD

[Wyrd]

Also ironic that she begged not to mention this QT in the thread
guess that was before you were getting lynched because of being scum in it, eh?

Pedit: Obviously you can't see it, moron.

I convinced her it was the right play and that you scumfucks were manipulating the thing

[Wyrd]

It's also worth noting that the scumreads we all have on Wyrd are not just due to Fate. Nuwen's QT entrance was essentially a scumclaim.

PEdit; lololol no

Nuwen's entrance was:

"why the FUCK does this qt exist"

which she was raging about last night in this fashion:

"Mods these days are just doing random shit with no actual basis. Like, giving us a Neighbor qt "just cause" is horse shit with noa ctual basis or balancing taken into consideration. Gonna yell at reck at reckoning blahblahetc."

She usually has a lot more going on in her mind than what she posts, because she's not a "dump all her thoughts as they come out" kind of person.

But yeah she's pretty mad at modding these days as compared to "oldskool" balancing and shit that would take days and run through 100s of hypotheticals before put up for queue as opposed to what she viewed here which was "walplol lets make a hydra qt just cuz"

Its a sensitive topic for her because of my kingdom hearts mafia game I made her play in <_<

The fuck is the point of this post.

Well I'm being wagoned, so I figured I'd show why the arguments against me are bad and baseless and how they are being exagerrated that they come from scum

but uh

you don't like me doing that cause it undermins your mislynch amirite Ythan?

[Wyrd]

Have you ever even played mafia before?

Pedit: No, it didn't start because you derpvoted me. Lie more. SHOW ME ONE PLACE IN THE QT
THE FACT THAT YOU VOTED US BEING WHY YOUR WAGON STARTED
ONE PLACE.

AND IF YOU COME BACK AT ME WITH ACTIONDAN'S ONE LINER AT YOU A FEW HOURS AGO, I WILL SLAP YOU

ok

why did it start then?

YOU TELL ME

and if the answer is "because we all decided you were scum ALL FIVE OF US SO WERE RIGHT BEFORE YOU EVEN POSTED" then I consider myself validated.

CHECKMATE BITCH

PEACE

[Wyrd]

WAS IT A LYNCH WAGON WHEN IT FIRST STARTED?
CHECKMATE BITCH

uh using semantics isn't really "CHECKMATE" but whatever small victories you can try to push now that I actually have TIME TO FUCKING POST by all means enjoy them

[Wyrd]

wait nuwen actually knows this game exists? and hasn't shown up here to say anything.

I know people lose their concept of time while on COLLEGE WINTER BREAK WOOOOO, but this game hasn't even been up a full

work-week

, let alone a weekend. My influence on this game is going to very much be channeled through Fate. My issues with the Hydra QT are less ideological ('lil bit) and more practical: the QT is more than 350 posts, way more than any analytical mind can process without exploding or being fed summary.

I don't see any rules explitcly prohibiting the re-post of QT content, just between mod <-> player. So, here's a repost of the summary I asked for in the QT:

"Reviewed in all aspects." - be sure to ask Reck about DOING IT LIVE a couple drinks in at rererereckoning.

We're going to assume randomization, because that's all there can be. The most severe scenarios are n-1_scum and all_town

the idea behind massclaiming is that any information shared here isn't really action-able, because it points to a source in a smaller pool of players.

if it hasn't been done yet, don't mention this qt in the game thread at all please. if reck hasn't explicitly mentioned that this qt exists, no player should either.

w/e

I'll take cliffs notes on 25 pages. I don't care about details or quotes or posts. Maybe a sentence that summarizes how each thing between commas came to pass if you want to help me.

mod iso says the first people in this game wagoned is Pretentiousdra, and then the next wave for zoidberg, and then BT did something, wyrd enters game.

Do you see HUGE SCUM SLIPS?

Do you see Nuwen ADVOCATING A MASSCLAIM (if you're following along: I mentioned a hydra massclaim because it came up earlier in the QT, and was the only 'ping' I picked out while skimming)?

I'mma tell you what you do see: CHESSKID trying to be brazen about his scumplay, because it's

all

he knows how to do ("Chesskid and LLD wouldn't just start bussing for no reason... and then he wouldn't try to shoot his scum partner and claim vig, right?"). He's hoping that if he hells SCUMSLIPSCUMREAD FATE ABSENT AND AFRAID, the momentum will be enough to dampen any important questions.

It's funny because for all the

EXTRMELY DAMNING

things Wyrd has done in the hydra QT,

Nuwen

is the first person to do the legwork research and post snippets of the same QT. I don't even think he's trying to paraphrase convincingly, which tells us that he's not really that focused on broadcasting a SLIP. Real conviction goes the extra mile.

[Wyrd]

did quilford seriously just post a quote wall of every game hes voted without reasons in it

lol

I think this game is about to be broken

[Wyrd]

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the ONLY thing that gives me pause is that it was FARADAY who proposed the "fakeclaim to get fate quicklynched" gambit and I don't think he'd so something that anti-town as town.

But
but

I

HAVE MY CHESSKID TUNNEL

AND ITS GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL

HES THE FUCKIN MASTERMIND HERE I WONT BE WRONG

[Wyrd]

mhmhrkmsoiurahtgr'u

I WILL NOT accept a Faraday+Chesskid team


Katsuki is the middle ground here, lets kill the fuck out of him

Unvote:
Vote: Kawaii

[Wyrd]

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the ONLY thing that gives me pause is that it was FARADAY who proposed the "fakeclaim to get fate quicklynched" gambit and I don't think he'd so something that anti-town as town.

if i'd wanted to pull the trigger on that i'd have done it last night before you got another chance to do anything about it.

lol if you actually think i'd suggest something like that as scum anyway

CLAIMED

VENGEFUL

SAYS HI

DONT PUSH ME I WANT KATSUKI DEAD FIRST WE CAN TALK LATER

CAN I FUCKING POST THANKS

HOLY SHIT RECK YOU TOO STFU

[Wyrd]

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the ONLY thing that gives me pause is that it was FARADAY who proposed the "fakeclaim to get fate quicklynched" gambit and I don't think he'd so something that anti-town as town.

Faraday

would

do that. It's null, though. The recent in-thread behavior is total scum.

do you really think Faraday scum will make it to endgame though?

trust

me on this DGB

[Wyrd]

Fate did you forget to take your medecine again?

I HEAR KATSUKIS BLOOD IS A GREAT SUBSITUTE

[Wyrd]

do you really think Faraday scum will make it to endgame though?

trust

me on this DGB

Also, there is no substitute for a good old-fashioned scumlynch.

Why the defeatist attitude?

But DGB Action Dan just made a craptastic scum post in the QT, like "Lol is he still trying to retroactively justify this fate scumread" levels of bad

Katsuki is the surefire lynch here

[Wyrd]

I said I'm not going to claim today, but if I had that kind of gun I'd have self-voted already.

Unvote:
Vote: OD

DGB

I still want Katsuki more

@Iece/others Nuwen was going to do some html magic or something and copy/paste the entire QT here, because its not against Reckmod's herpaderp rules

So yeah stay tuned

[Wyrd]

I also don't think Ythan is even trying to cover up his scumminess and that's another spamposter we can compromise on

[Wyrd]

the only person who felt obligated to tag on shitty reasoning.
this is a horrible reason for this vote and I endorse your death.

As I said to Wyrd I don't get this.

unvote vote Zoidberg

I missed you.

"Why is Zoidberg scum his point against Fate calling for a NS lynch but not voting NS is legit"

"yeah Zoidberg vote time"

Like I said not even trying. Also look earlier in my ISO for reasoning about him thinking I was town

[Wyrd]

Yeah, in that game he was scum with twoherpaderps and felt compelled to tryhard or something.

I mean I haven't seen Ythan town in awhile but it wasn't THIS bad cmon

[Wyrd]

@Gamma, you know what I mean. Signal:noise here means I'm going to be hearing about important points through Fate's eyes until weeeeekend. You can, you know, give me something worth looking into because I really don't want to pour over thirteen hundred posts for pings. The town NEEDS to help each other stay focused and on-target, otherwise it'll end up cannibalizing itself a'la DGB's lynch priorities.

I brought you guys a fruit basket.

http://gleigh.net/scum/gay-mafia-2-QT.htm

iso etc

[Wyrd]

nuwen change some of the junk in the html page, you can get the actual qt link from it if you try hard enough

This is done already, control+f5 it please. You must have hit the url like 30 seconds after I posted, or I missed something ultra-specific. quicktopic calls the topic url to anchor every post so I only did a fast find/replace.

Nuwork out.

[Wyrd]

oh and nuwen if you get a chance read over thunderhog's iso and tell me what you think, it's like 5 posts so it won't take long at all.

Fate's convictions are going to trump my reads today, but I think I see what you see. Two things:

1. Lots of wasted words: self-deprecation, excuses, lots of attention to small irrelevant details (->attention recedes even further to interact only with people who name/seek him out), lots of pause to explain self.

2. Reads haven't mutated, but gamestate has changed a lot.

Let's see if it's really playing and stops to comment on the 500+ new QT posts introduced to the thread, or if it keeps chasing a tangential 30-page-ago read. Right now my scum money is on the people who're coasting on old reads.

[Wyrd]

HEY WHATS ALL THIS TALK ABOUT ZOID/DELTA I HEAR


SOUNDS LIKE GREAT DISTRACTION WAGONS AMIRITE?

[Wyrd]

[quote="In post 1414, DrippingGoofball"][/quote]

you already answered that question but nice try

[Wyrd]

DGB I hope you will remain vigilant in keeping his OD wagon alive, Faraday is rearing up for a hop onto Zoidbergmceasy lynch's wagon in the QT saying "ZOIDS VOTE ON ME WAS TRASH NUUUUDIEDIE"

[Wyrd]

HEY WHATS ALL THIS TALK ABOUT ZOID/DELTA I HEAR


SOUNDS LIKE GREAT DISTRACTION WAGONS AMIRITE?

Sounds like good compromise wagons that don't involve lynching a good town player d1

heh

HEHEHH

EHAHAHHAHAHA

SO FIRST ITS LETS FAKECLAIM THE FUCK TO LYNCH THE FUCK OUT OF FATE

BUT NOW WHEN FARADAYS ASS IS ON THE LINE

ITS "NAH I WONT WANT TO LYNCH SOMEONE WHOS GOOD AT TOWN"

YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD

[Wyrd]

"Why would I do that as scum"
-games by Faraday

The VC has made me pleased

<3 you too reck

[Wyrd]

I had a dream that I was chasing chesskid and his girlfriend through the jungle

he was hiding in plain fucking sight under our helipad we landed on like a cheeky scumfuck

I think its a sign

[Wyrd]

going to re-read thunderhog cause Gammas p.town and seems to be sure he's onto something

Let me guess the OD wagon stalled out

[Wyrd]

I've already started falling behind in this and finals are mon-thurs so I'm anticipating it's only gonna get worse, so

V/LA til Friday

Aren't you a hydra though? You're telling me that both / all of you are V/LA until Friday? I find that rather difficult to believe...

No it isn't. Why would you think it's "rather difficult to believe"?

Isn't the definition of a hydra the fact that there is more than one person using that single account? How is it that all of them have to have the same exact V/LA time? Just doesn't make sense to me.

why is this a big deal to you? what does it say to you about our alignment?

I mean this alone is enough reason to kill him

Pushing a Hydra for being V/LA, but pushing it like a scumfuck "I find that rather difficult to believe" is all kinds of horseshit mudslinging language

Unvote:
Vote: Thunderhog

[Wyrd]

Other than that, have some one-liner and random reads:

OD = Town lean - I really don't see why there are so many votes there.
NM = Town slightly-further-than-leaning - Despite low post count, actually seems to be scumhunting. Seems to be one of the only ones too...
Kawaii = An arrogant jerkoff. I'm gonna put you in the same column as P-dra.

Since Iec seems to demand I place a vote, I'm going to put it right back where it was before.

Vote: Zoid

Scumbuddy Kawaii is convienently an arrogant jerkoff? Nice excuse to not have a read on him

Aqueising (why the fuck arent you helping GOOGLE CHROME) to Iecrint (aka probtown) to vote someone?

Voting for ZOID mislynch fodder since before OD primed himself to vote him?

DING DING DING SCUM DING

[Wyrd]

fate why is gamma town?

definitely not enough gamma scumtroll to be scum

[Wyrd]

Once you've met gamma in person he posts like he talks so you just kinda imagine his voice saying the posts and you go "lolgammatown"

[Wyrd]

hmm.

HMMMM.

Unvote, Vote: Thunderhog

giving reasons is a scumtell

*pro tips*

So I was posting on Fate n shit yesterday, with no idea this game had started, but CHESSKIDHYDRA knew it had started? Maybe their scum QT closed?

this is retarded and you KNOW it's retarded.

no neither of you start stupid namecalling horseshit

^prime examples

(also hey he's the first one voting Thunderscum and that ain't no bus)

[Wyrd]

Also Kawaii admitting the entirety of his "scumread" on me is LOLMETA and "First posts bro" when I've ADMITTED those first few posts were pretty unlike me and awkward is for teh killing.

REMEMBER REMEMBER THE VIG OF DECEMBER

[Wyrd]

I want people's opinion on Kawaii

obvscumvigscum

Also I'm thinkin volkan is town this game

[Wyrd]

Self-conscious? Was anyone calling you out for lurking like fuck? Nice of you to completely ignore the TH wagon thats going on?

4 man hydra has to post giving excuses why they didn't post

yeah

still down to kill chess whenever.

[Wyrd]

And how are YOU so sure of this? You do seem pretty confident - you must know something that we don't.

UNVOTE: Zoid; Vote Wyrd

LOL
I don't care if this is "newbtown" this shit dies today

Nuwen is sick with Mono so I have to actually be helpful at home

I make terrible life decisions.

please be scum so i can lynch you

OH THE SATISFACTION IT WOULD BRING ME

[Wyrd]

wait did Zor seriously come back and UNVOTE the TH wagon now thats its real?

G
FUCKING
G

Im starting to think there ARE two scumteams with the amount of bs going on

[Wyrd]

...what does Zoraster unvoting Thunderhog have to do with how many scumteams there are? O.o

because Zor is scum with Thunder and I have a fuckton of scumreads

[Wyrd]

isn't that the kissing disease

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY

[Wyrd]

YOU THINK YOU HAVE PROOF DONTYA

HEUAHUHAEUH

CATCH ME IF YOU CAN

[Wyrd]

The RL excuses of a 3-headed hydra bother me a great deal.

VOTE: P-dra

oh

fuck

me

DGB

is scum

all this time.

Voting Pdra NOW avoiding TH wagon for horseshit "RL excuses" ?

I....i,,,

I can't bring myself to apologize to chesskid

[Wyrd]

Voting Pdra NOW avoiding TH wagon for horseshit "RL excuses" ?

I'm sorry but I really believe in this, I've caught a lot of scum with it, and most recently in Ladies Night. Check out Telo and Amrun in particular.

With a 3-headed hydra, there is even more reason to believe in a strategic choice rather than actual RL hindrances.

The thing about RL excuses is that you are beating potential attacks to the punch by making statements that are unverifiable to excuse past, present and especially future behavior. In Amrun's particular case, you can add pulling at heartstrings - she's now done this twice in games with me when she was scum.

I do think that Thunderhog IS scummy, similarly for beating potential attacks by using a "careful" playsstyle as an excuse.

I could have voted either right now, but P-dra's very blatant RL-excuses scumtell was just too gross for me to let it pass.

And then my mason is hot to vig him so... he's not voting for him either.

I believe in it too, it adds a lot, excuses that is.

But uh

it IS end of semester time

and it IS christmas time

so

no

youre using this bullshit as an excuse

apologize to me then fayte

nope 2 scumteams you fucks can crosskill and I'll be happy

My mason is considering vigging Thunderhog.

The RL excuses of a 3-headed hydra bother me a great deal.

VOTE: P-dra

DGB, do you think Thunderhog is scum? Why or why not?

This is the mainthing and helps solidfy zoid town

DGB

HAS PREVIOUSLY STATED MULTIPLE TH IS SCUM

then the TH wagon gains steam becomes viable

suddenly DGB wants go back onto a PDRA lynch?

yeah

[Wyrd]

i really don't want this wagon to stagnate while everyone stuffs their faces with holiday hams, which is what i think is going to happen with such a distant deadline and a couple people in catchup mode.

Nobody Special - 0
DeltaWave - 0
kuribo - 0
Iecerint - 0
zoraster - 0
Slumberpartybois - 0
TheButtonmen - 0
Wyrd - 4 (Nobody Special, Slumberpartybois, ThunderHog, Om of the Nom)
dramonic - 0
One Direction - 2

(dramonic, Iecerint)

Gammagooey - 0
Nachomamma8 - 0
Ythan - 0
Zoidberg - 1

(Ythan)

ThunderHog - 7 (vollkan, Gammagooey, Zoidberg, Wyrd, Kawaii, TheTrollie, kuribo)
Quilford - 0
vollkan - 0
Om of the Nom - 0
Kawaii - 1

(BT)

JacobSavage - 0
Pretentiousdra - 2 (DeltaWave, DrippingGoofball)
BT - 0
TheTrollie - 0
DrippingGoofball - 2

(One Direction, Pretentiousdra)

Drench - 0

Not Voting - 6 (

TheButtonmen, Nachomamma8, Quilford, Drench, JacobSavage, zoraster

)

so let's do it this way:

Big names get to tell me why they're not voting for Thunderhog right meow. If you've already said something to this effect,

QUOTE

your words in response to this post. I do

NOT

want to hear "my vote is on someone scummier," because it's not.

[Wyrd]

LOL Reck is just TRYING to break records now

I think its pretty clear DGB needs a bullet in the head. No letting her weasel her way out of that BLATANT attempt to deflect the TH wagon


And don't come in here trying to make up for lost time Zor

Nuwen will prob have some VCA before the end of night while were on roadtripz or whatever

[Wyrd]

^5 gamma.

it's our anniversary tonight and I'm at work until 5 est, but:

Zoraster

looks like he wasn't sure whether to commit to the bus for awhile. Original vote for Thunderhog is pretty insubstantial and reads as something that was going to be replaced by a stronger 'read' later, whenever an alternate wagon presented itself. Buuuut... no alternate wagon really evolved, except residual votes on Wyrd. Zor probably didn't have enough IRL time to throw buddy a bone and just re-bussed instead of trying to unnaturally introduce a different wagon after a stretch of CATCHUP™.

DGB kinda disappeared after maintaining that TH is town w/ no alternate wagon panning out. I think DGB does tend to throw lifelines to scumbuddies, especially early, because her zany antics can deflect a lot of heat and divert attention.



Aaaaaand my favorite:

i like the thunderhog wagon much better

VOTE: thunderhog

V/LA until Dec 30th

going on vacation, should be able to post but probably infrequently

This vote park isn't pro-town. It comes out of NOWHERE and is accompanied by a very, very long V/LA (combine with pretty shoddy reads re: DGB). To me, this could mean "well none of my other buddies are bussing atm so I think it'll be hard to finalize this lynch even if I make my vote visible here." Sorta fits with the tail-end speed of the wagon if you think about it; the rest of the scumteam would be like "Trollie is AFK, TH is just fucked up a creek.... WHAT DO."

[Wyrd]

who the literal fuck is jacobsavage

[Wyrd]

...lawlz

ADD HIM TO THE PURGIN LIST

[Wyrd]

VOTE: DGB


MERRY XMAS SCUM

[Wyrd]

Logging onto a hydra on a phone is a bitch but uh why the fuck is kg dgb wagon dead? Because she's. TRYING now? Ffs people

Zor is scum too but so easy

ALSO HI IZZY

I really want DGB dead before i die and she coasts

But well see how j feel when i actually read this game

[Wyrd]

There is tons of scum on my wagon right now and the rest are retarded. Quilford for sure. Kawaii for sure. SPB - maybe.

People don't know how to play this game anymore.

This town deserves to lose.

There is exactly ZERO case against me.

Enjoy losing to the scum.

VOTE: DGB

\are you fucking serious

SOMEONE BETTER HAVE A GOOD FUCKIN REASON WHY MY DGB WAGON DIED

[Wyrd]

DGB I'm voting you because you aren't making much sense anymore and it just looks like you're trying to get someone else lynched instead of you. You put in way more effort today when people were voting you than yesterday when there was a small amount of votes on you. Your attacks just sound weak, like you aren't even trying anymore.

You don't think that.

Please lynch me.

I will find the scum for you, and lynch me.

It doesn't matter anyway since I never live through Day 3. Lynched or NK'd doesn't matter, I end up spending most games in dead QTs anyway.

oh man this is some hilarious flailing

wheres my popcorn

Anyone wwant to play a game

FIND THE PATTERN!

1
2
4
5
7
9
18
20
22

ANY GUESSES?

Its like reading a novel that I know has a twist I just don't know how you fucks are gonna pull it off

[Wyrd]

Hi. Fatewen, tell me what to think so I don't need to read the entire game, please?

There's a shit ton of scum to lynch through

DGB
Zor
Kawaii
Pdra (not scum with DGB but still scum cause chesskid)
23942 Lurkers

There's a couple obvtown but theres no need to point that out atm

[Wyrd]

MOD: Please replace me.

so dgb fake "rage" quits and

no seriously

how the fuck does this lead into a zor wagon

[Wyrd]

Hi, sorry didn't realise people's where posting.
Dgb is town.

QUALITY FUCKING POSTING RIGHT HERE

PLEASE SOMEONE SPOIL IT FOR ME

HOW

THE FUCK

DID DGB

WORM

OUT

OF

DEATH

[Wyrd]

SIGH.

VOTE: JacobSavage

Vote: JacobSavage

SIGH.

VOTE: JacobSavage

Why did you change your vote?

are you serious right now

holy fuck i forgot quilford was scum but

CHESSKID hopping too?

I should murder every one of you for this

[Wyrd]

Also

Vote: DGB

VOTE: DGB


MERRY XMAS SCUM

DGB is town

Dumbest shit in the world

VOTE: JacobSavage

who the fuck is this and where did your competence go

[Wyrd]

I just want to say that poorly chosen copypasta is still pooly chosen copypasta.

Also, new computer!
VOTE: JacobSavage

AND OH LOOOK HOW SHES MAGICALLY CALMED DONW AND NOW HOP ON THEFUCKIN FODDER LYNCH?

NO

NO

NO

NO

NO

NO

NO

NO

NO

NO

NO

VOTE: DGB

[Wyrd]

Still traveling but I approve of Zor wagon and /help

VOTE: Zoraster

BADNUWENBAD

[Wyrd]

sort of just bad timing with christmas, nighttime, etc. really.

VOTE: jacob

didn't particularly like his TH vote at the end. Don't like how he explains his town reads far more than his scum ones, and the scum reads seem to be a struggle for him to come up with. also, his reads appear to just be a mirror of whatever the other person is saying.

YOU ARE NOT MAKING THIS EASIER TO GET DGB LYNCHED STOP OFFERING YOURSELF UP FFS

[Wyrd]

I hate to fucking say it but I think Buttons is town here

Zor will always be scum and never not scum DGB is on the fence in public opinion and when PEOPLE WHO THINK SHE ARE SCUM MAGICALLY END UP DEAD AND THE PEOPLE WHO THINK SHE ARE TOWN ARE NOT nothing will fucking HAPPEN and she'll live till endgame

so

PRIORITIES PEOPLE

FUCKING

PRIORITIES

[Wyrd]

so you think js is town or what

prob not scum with DGB thats for sure I mean he can eat BULLETS but I'm not wasting my precious lynches on him

[Wyrd]

Zoraster should be voted. DGB's latest posts seem really oily to me like scum who 'got out' of being wagoned and is trying to slide back in but that might just be confirmation bias.

(ps zor did that thing again on the JS wagon; not sure what that means for JS' alignment since I town read him independently)

pedit: because you're shit and I'm town? Duh.

HEY OD DO YOU FORGIVE ME FOR D1 AND WE CAN BE FRIENDS FOR LYFE

CAUSE

THSI TOWN IS FUCKED WHEN WERE DEAD

[Wyrd]

Page 87 is DGB capsforcing some shitread on Buttons with shiny colors and %s

but at the end of the day Buttons is town and DGB is scum


OD put it perfect she had her "ZOMGTOWNSPLOSION" show and now she is back into "fake scumreads and get town lynched yo"

The Zor vote is icing on the cake with the 3rd priority thing to make the bus less forceful is cake or icing or hangover

YOU KNOW WHAT

DONE WITH YOU FUCKS

[Wyrd]

Not what I wanted but this is fine, we thought he was scum D1 and he kinda just fell off the face of the earth since then

Vote: Ythan

[Wyrd]

Dg needs to die if case we dienlz one goltuyf ds turn to serve another

GO COOK YOUR CREPES WOMAN

[Wyrd]

Translation:

"RABBLE RABBLE IM SICK/TIRED KILL DGB AFTER WE DIE DUN FORGET"

[Wyrd]

VOTE: Ythan

[Wyrd]

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Dunno what that was all about

Occams razor says Izzy protected me and RBd the cop

carry on with Ythanscum lynchinz

[Wyrd]

With the bodyguard dead, the mafia roleblocker dead, and three shots in the night, colored me surprised that P-dra wasn't one of the targets.

Vote: DGB

[Wyrd]

If drams SK he's pretty much harmless

Also trying to use logic when reading dram is herpaderp

[Wyrd]

we spent pretty much all of the reckoning lynchin ythan then re-lynching him after trololmafia governah

[Wyrd]

My flavor is that I'm literally God and I have a Zune that contains seventeen Elton John songs. I can force one person to listen to a song each night.

N1: Targeted Ythan with "I Feel Like a Bullet (In the Gun of Robert Ford)" because it sounded like it would kill him. I got no indication of what happened. There's a possibility this did the governor thing next day but I'm not sure.

N2: Targeted Wyrd with "Postcards from Richard Nixon." This was a watch ability. Nobody visited him.

N3: Targeted The Butt On Men with "Your Song." I don't know what this did.

this is the only thing I disbelieve. I am 99.999999999999999999 and more percent sure Bella targeted us with a bodyguard N2 because ~reasons~.

considering SBC claimed D1 and hasn't really given us jack shit results I assumed he was just lying/joking because hurrdurr, but it looks like he's committed to the claim without having anything really prepared for the thread. not sure how to read this; imo a scum fakeclaim would be prepared and READY but it could also be in response to parsing through already-claimed actions to figure out something workable.

Fate is right about DGB, imo. Look at her response to Delta's claim:

My flavor is that I'm literally God and I have a Zune that contains seventeen Elton John songs. I can force one person to listen to a song each night.

N1: Targeted Ythan with "I Feel Like a Bullet (In the Gun of Robert Ford)" because it sounded like it would kill him. I got no indication of what happened. There's a possibility this did the governor thing next day but I'm not sure.
N2: Targeted Wyrd with "Postcards from Richard Nixon." This was a watch ability. Nobody visited him.
N3: Targeted The Butt On Men with "Your Song." I don't know what this did.

I believe

this

guy. It's a counterclaim with complete and believable results.

We don't have two Dreaming Gods.

And I don't believe

that

guy.

SPB

The timing here is just weird, because Delta's claim isn't a reason to vote the other god imo. I mean, the FIRST thing

I

thought of when I read this claim was delta's earlier "I got nothing" post today:

i got nothing

i.e. no action resolutions that clear things up. But then...

My flavor is that I'm literally God and I have a Zune that contains seventeen Elton John songs. I can force one person to listen to a song each night.

N1: Targeted Ythan with "I Feel Like a Bullet (In the Gun of Robert Ford)" because it sounded like it would kill him. I got no indication of what happened. There's a possibility this did the governor thing next day but I'm not sure.

N2: Targeted Wyrd with "Postcards from Richard Nixon." This was a watch ability. Nobody visited him.

N3: Targeted The Butt On Men with "Your Song." I don't know what this did.

this turns into "well I might have been responsible for the thing that == extra night phase and a delayed lynch on scum and I can also correct the running assumption that Bella BG'd Wyrd!" I dunno. To me, that reads as inconsistent and is MORE of a reason to disbelieve Deltawave to me. DGB instead quotes & uses it as an excuse to vote sleepy while not noticing the inconsistency?

sleepybois should claim out.

[Wyrd]

no it doesn't nuwen. (referring to the 'inconsistency' wrt delta's claim mentioned above.)

context nuwen.

If you have role reasons for believing Bella did visit you, then say so. That would directly contradict Deltawave. If you have only speculation then can it.

Context my ass. We received a golden girls youtube clip from the mod N2. Something definitely affected us and triggered the video, and I'm going to go out on a MAJOR LIMB and say it was BETTY WHITE. At the very least the whole NOTHING VISITED YOU is probably bullshit.

Zoraster: explain

[Wyrd]

I'm in the process of reviewing that hydra QT. As of right now, it does look like they manufactured the case against Wyrd.

ehh critical eye here says Deltawave saw the dreaming god claim in the QT... and then didn't touch sleepybois at all until today? that's not what i'd expect. even if delta were more interested in guarding his role as town, you'd think the reaction to another god would have been the same THEN as it is now. didn't really come up until delta arrived with a prepared claim/flavor in the thread today. recent LOOK AT ALL THIS FLAVOR CONNECTIONS p much reinforces my idea that today's move is something prepped in advance vs. town claiming bits and pieces at a time.

i'll parse the possible actions with a redirector/busdriver, but I'll also throw this out there:

an SK and a small, powerful scum team

is a swingy force in 24p. I'd buy more goons over more THIS POSSIBLE ROLE EXPLAINS WHY I'M LYING.

did i miss where you got an inverted cop result on something?

[Wyrd]

I'm in the process of reviewing that hydra QT. As of right now, it does look like they manufactured the case against Wyrd.

ehh critical eye here says Deltawave saw the dreaming god claim in the QT... and then didn't touch sleepybois at all until today? that's not what i'd expect. even if delta were more interested in guarding his role as town, you'd think the reaction to another god would have been the same THEN as it is now. didn't really come up until delta arrived with a prepared claim/flavor in the thread today. recent LOOK AT ALL THIS FLAVOR CONNECTIONS p much reinforces my idea that today's move is something prepped in advance vs. town claiming bits and pieces at a time.

i'll parse the possible actions with a redirector/busdriver, but I'll also throw this out there:

an SK and a small, powerful scum team

is a swingy force in 24p. I'd buy more goons over more THIS POSSIBLE ROLE EXPLAINS WHY I'M LYING.

did i miss where you got an inverted cop result on something?

[Wyrd]

Obv Bella would protect me did you even read her ISO?

OVER THE CLAIMED COP

NOT A CHANCE IN HELL

"I'M MAD BECAUSE I DIDN'T SHOOT THE COP, NOT KNOWING THE SK IS COP-IMMUNE AND GIVES NO FUCKS AND WOULDN'T DO MY LAUNDRY FOR ME."

"WYRD MUST BE SCUM I HAVE LEFT MYSELF NO OTHER OPTIONS TODAY FLAILITY FLAILITY FLAIL"

[Wyrd]

consolidate

Delta is town Nuwen, stop that

Both gods town I'm with chesakid here I think that the sscum have an incredibly powerful team is seen so far of a c********** of my actions and delta waves players been pretty legit

Eh voice to text not so great
Basically what chess said and there's no way scum can have a dreaming god t hats absurd amounts of power

Oh hi DGb sound a like you mad I didnt die

"You're still alive because you're wrong/scum" is pretty rich coming from the controller of a shot in a game full of power roles to deal with. Makes sense that she'd want to force the dreaming god issue today over everything else.

Hey guize I'm not necessarily saying delta's claim is filth (pedit: FINE FATE I NEVER SAID OTHERWISE BUT DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN ABOU THE DGB SHEEPING ONTO IT YES?) but IT DOES GIVE ONE A LITTLE PAUSE, A LITTLE MORE PAUSE THAN "LOL LET'S LYNCH ONE OF DES CONFLICTING CLAIMS I PICK THIS ONE" that DGB posted earlier. I will quote it

again!

Can this please happen, like, finally?

HYDRA HYDRA HYDRA

[Wyrd]

DGB read on SPB?

Would really love to just lynch her and work out these two tomorrow... but even then, don't think both are town (2 protown watches in a single night is broken as fuck)

DIGNDINGDINGDING

fuck I hate it when Katsuki's town

But really scum can't afford to leave TWO dreaming gods alive forever what with the madness it'll cause so let them choose and sort it out

DGB

still scum

always been scum

never wasn't scum

don't care if she's buddying/hardcore defending DW

she's

FUCKING

SCUM

THIS WHOLE

TIME

[Wyrd]

I mean I shouldn't make it to LYLO, but I'm town. So I'm not saying you shouldn't lynch me per se, but it would probably be better to lynch scum.

I mean look, as it's been said already two dreaming gods that can both watch the same night is op. The chances that both of these guys are town is slim to none.

DW is town. Therefore SPB is scum.

If we aren't going to lynch SPB then TBM would be a nice secondary lynch.

Throw this false dichotomy fuck in the furnace too

[Wyrd]

NUWEN COME QUICK

ITS MY FAVORITE RERUN OF DGB'S "THROW WORDS N NUMBERS AT THREAD UNTIL SEEN AS TOWN"

LETS SEE IF IT ENDS DIFFERENTLY THIS TIME

[Wyrd]

And you are sounding like scum presenting bogus information under the guise of analysis. Is that by design or by accident?

I've been doing this sort of analysis mid-game since the dawn of time, why the sudden challenge? Look up my history. Or crawl back to your QT and ask for assistance.

"I DO DIS SHEET ALL TEH TIME AS TOWNZ"

simultaneously calling Zoid scum AND imploring him to meta her so that he'll think she's town

I mean

come on

gee
gee
DEE GEE
BEE

[Wyrd]

NUWEN COME QUICK

ITS MY FAVORITE RERUN OF DGB'S "THROW WORDS N NUMBERS AT THREAD UNTIL SEEN AS TOWN"

LETS SEE IF IT ENDS DIFFERENTLY THIS TIME

GOD YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOO SCUM

YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING, NOTHING BUT TUNNEL ON ME
And YOU GO

WAH WAH WAH

DGB TRIED TO KILL ME AND I WAS DOC-PROTECTED

LIKE ANY SCUM WOULD TRY TO KILL YOU, YOU BONEHEAD

YOU ARE MORE USELESS THAN A BICYCLE FOR A FISH

I SHOULD HAVE LET YOUR BUDDIES BUS YOU

yeah see if you were TOWN you'd read me as town here and then we'd be fine cause I would also read you as town

But you did this whole "WYRD SO TOWN GUIZ" d1, then tried to rewrite history by saying "WELL I ONLY THOUGHT NUWEN WAS TOWN"

then when confronted that all of those "nuwen" posts were me posts, you avoided the issue completely and have been doing nothing but singing "WYRDSCUMZ WYRDDUMBZ" the entire time

When you die and flip scum I'll have gotten 3/x scums already. I was the FIRST to call out Ythan scum and the REASON TH got lynched

[Wyrd]

NOBODY TARGETED YOU

ESPECIALLY NOT THE DOCTOR WHO PROTECTED THE CLAIMED COP

YOU'RE STILL ALIVE BECAUSE YOU BLOW CHUNKS

SPB AGREED THAT BELLA PROTECTED ME

U KNOW

THE GUY WITH THE POWERS YOURE TRYING TO LYNCH?

I

AM

A

GOD

AND

YOU

CANT

KILL

ME

[Wyrd]

YOU'RE NOT LOOKING FOR SCUM IN THIS THREAD WYRD

THE SCUM IS LISTED IN YOUR ROLE PM

YOU JUST WANT ME TO DIE AND YOUR BUDDIES HAVE OTHER PRIORITIES

YOU CAUGHT ME

IM ACTUALLY A LYNCHER

A LYNCHER TO SCUM WITH YOUR ENTIRE TEAM IN MY ROLE PM

IM NOT REALLY DIS GEWD

[Wyrd]

Dat hop

So 15 posts about analysis and numbers, but DGB's only SCUMREADS and VOTES are:

This supposed "HURRDURRGODCOUNTERCLAIM" bullshit thats essentially a free read "they both claimed Dgod I can go after one np"

and

Me

which has been BASICALLY OMGUS read the entire game

Trollie

open your fucking eyes

Its better to sheep a competent sheperd then be alone in the dark with your badge of independence tripping over yourself

[Wyrd]

Pdra even if he did see someone else target you N2 weren't you RBd that night? The only person besides Ythan to target you if they targeted you would be a doctor

[Wyrd]

Question.

If Delta SPB shared the same abilities every night, how is it that TBM knows he was empowered twice while Wryd doesn't? (if it's due to role related reasons then I could give 2 shits since their prospective roles haven't done jack to help anyone thus far)

Secondly DBG. We got a mafia result on OD. Scum have a redirector (only thing that makes sense), and delta crumbed fucking hard D2 and ythan knew he recieved something (speculation since scum could have a governor but) so maybe delta got redirected considering Wryd is saying also that they recieved a damn Golden girls video.

You people. And your feeble non-Princetonian brains.

i asked reck if my choice from the list actually affects anything and his answer was yes. imho i think its a coincidence that we both rolled watcher the same night.

THIS IS IMPORTANT if we do end up lynching me today DO NOT automatically lynch dw when i flip town like dgb is likely to push for.

We're not lynching you or DW

we're lynching fucking DGB like we should have done 10 years ago

Now look into Trollie's eyes and convince him he's bein a herpaderp

[Wyrd]

I apologize for my mental retardation.

So now that your conspiracy theory "SPB AND WYRD ARE IN IT TOGETHER HUERRRRRRRRRRRR" is shot to shit... you just don't mention it and hope no one notices?

lol

[Wyrd]

Trollie gonna coast to vic, gg

Where does that come from??????????????

ohohohooho what is this

are you mad that someone is calling out your other buddy?

CAN IT BE

CAN IT BE SO EAAAAAAAAAAASYYYYYYYY?

MINI+DGB+TROLLIE4LYFE

[Wyrd]

UNVOTE: dgb

i am all perspired and shit...too many numbers...need to make sure this makes sense for scumdgb to do. DGB have a history for throwing hail marys like that?

also:

NUWEN COME QUICK

ITS MY FAVORITE RERUN OF DGB'S "THROW WORDS N NUMBERS AT THREAD UNTIL SEEN AS TOWN"

LETS SEE IF IT ENDS DIFFERENTLY THIS TIME

im warming up to ^this^ being scum

I knew there was something wrong about this post

[Wyrd]

FWIW I (Nu) don't think Trollie is scum here; Fate would just rather lynch people who don't agree with him than cooperate. I'm trying to convince him that Trollie is valuable as a warm body and as someone we can read, PLUS SCUM ALIVE NO DISTRACTIONS.

Look guys, it's this simple. Even if you don't want to backread through the scum pings we've been calling DGB on out each day, check out today:

DGB's scum picks are

the counter-claiming role slots

and the

people who want to lynch her as scum

. These aren't town reads. She's looking for something else to stick, now that vocal & competent people have forced the lynch away from the cc'ing gods (SCUM HAVE TO

SHOOT

DANGEROUS THINGS THEY CAN'T LYNCH

SCUM HAVE TO

SHOOT

DANGEROUS THINGS THEY CAN'T LYNCH

SCUM HAVE TO

SHOOT

DANGEROUS THINGS THEY CAN'T LYNCH

).

By taking the easy counterclaim wagons off the table today, DGB really has nothing left but to call Wyrd/Katsuki WHATEVER scum and see what sticks. She

HAS NOT CONTRIBUTED TO FIGURING OUT NIGHT ACTION RESOLUTION

, because she probably knows the full story here and can't risk a slip or claiming herself into a corner before endgame.

[Wyrd]

Trollie, the point is

anyone

can tapdance hard and fast. Look past stuff like "would xplayer do y as scum/town?" and think more about

motivation

and

angle

.

Think carefully about potential motivations for DGB's posts. I'll give you a couple key ones:

My flavor is that I'm literally God and I have a Zune that contains seventeen Elton John songs. I can force one person to listen to a song each night.

N1: Targeted Ythan with "I Feel Like a Bullet (In the Gun of Robert Ford)" because it sounded like it would kill him. I got no indication of what happened. There's a possibility this did the governor thing next day but I'm not sure.
N2: Targeted Wyrd with "Postcards from Richard Nixon." This was a watch ability. Nobody visited him.
N3: Targeted The Butt On Men with "Your Song." I don't know what this did.

I believe

this

guy. It's a counterclaim with complete and believable results.

We don't have two Dreaming Gods.

And I don't believe

that

guy.

SPB

So check this out: dueling counterclaims are an easy situation for scum to figure out. You pick one or the other and can spend the entire day obfuscating anything else you do with screaming for one side of the deckout. The REAL

town

play here is to realize that high-power counterclaims eventually resolve themselves, because there are

two

anti-town factions in this game that don't want a bomb power role alive.

Scum want to lynch counterclaims in this situation, a town reaction probably pauses a little. You can currently see that Phydra agrees here; night actions will prob resolve conflicting claims. He has modified his lynch priorities for the day accordingly, which is pretty natural town behavior.

Obv Bella would protect me did you even read her ISO?

OVER THE CLAIMED COP

NOT A CHANCE IN HELL

HAS NOT CONTRIBUTED TO FIGURING OUT NIGHT ACTION RESOLUTION

Oh get lost

I suck at that

Especially in RECK games

And here's just more inconsistency.

"You guys wouldn't be projected by a bodyguard." (read:

DGB has thought about nightplay that doesn't directly affect her/her role in this game

)

"I suck at working out night resolution."

Look, seriously if you're not seeing it by now there's not a lot I can help you with. Just sheep a read I'm confident in, for a LOT of cumulative stuff. We haven't been wrong about much in this game, even though putting it through a sieve == lots of bullshit.

[Wyrd]

I was just about to post that I'm down for TBM over Dram

I played LoL with buttons for the past two night p. much

and for all his WAIT FOR THE MOD TO GET BACK TO MES I HAVE SHINIES he's posted FUCKALL through this day

BUT

DGB is still target number FUCKING ONE

TBM is just compromise lynch

Ellie I SWEAR TO GOD i know its you stalling this dgb wagn ONCE AGAIN

[Wyrd]

Hey DGB Buttons, your previous "look at this scumfuck lurker no ones checked out, ILL MAKE A CASEO N HIM" is being wagoned to fuck and back and you have literally no comment?

Buttons I'm only going to ask once. Claim.

[Wyrd]

Magua, read the fucking thread. Your slot needs to put forth some CONTENT this "hey just fill me in and I'll make bystanders opinions on things" is not going to fly from your slot

[Wyrd]

THE BODYGUARD WHO FUCKIN DIED TO SAVE MY ASS SO I COULD LEAD THIS TOWN TO FUCKIN VICTORY

[Wyrd]

There were definitely shenanigans that night but I KNOW IZZY and I KNOW she probably bodyguarded me

The alternate theory is that the scum, that have a redirector supposedly and a flipped roleblocker, roleblocked AND killed chesskid and izzy died protecting him

[Wyrd]

Hi. Fatewen, tell me what to think so I don't need to read the entire game, please?

VOTE: DGB


MERRY XMAS SCUM

Since they haven't posted since I joined the game...

VOTE: DGB

Always sheep Fate, never not sheep Fate. (Unless he's scum).

Oh sweet, sheeping Fate leads to voting for scum.

BAAAA!

[Wyrd]

I THINK I CAN SAFELY SAY THIS GIRL IS DIFFERENT KATSUKI

[Wyrd]

It's possible that my "hey Ythan how'd you sleep" comment was interpreted as me being an inventor. So they'd want to redirect me to one of their own in order to get my baubles.

The only problem with that line of logic is that I don't know if whatever I did to Ythan resulted in an item being given. It could have very well been a doctor protect as far as I know, and the governor thing was someone else.

Ythan was scum, so whatever happened to him and your obv crumb in thread scum definitely took advantage of, and assumed your action would stay the same (aka governor?) so its pretty safe to say you might've been redirected to him again with the watch

[Wyrd]

So we can ALSO all agree that DGB IS THE ONE THAT TRIED TO FUCKING SHOOT ME RIGHT?

What with the "NO ONE WOULD KILL YOU" rage bs



MEANWHILE buttons is still powerlurking and stalling

DGB's completely given up on this game because she's caught by me and her scumbuddy's bein run up and her third (BT/MiniLib/???) ain't doin so shiny either

[Wyrd]

MEANWHILE buttons is still powerlurking and stalling

Doing neither.

I'm here and already answered your request.

K

Unvote:
Vote: Buttons

I'm done fuckin around with softclaims from EVERY FUCKING SCUMMY POSTER AND THEIR SISTER.

Here's the deal since you haven't had a read since "trololzoid is scum zoidsoscum zoid is scumz"

You either vote DGB

CLAIM so there's no shenanigans tomorrow with "Oh walp im alive and shit didn't work out but I GOT MY DOUBLE STRONGMAN KILL IN THROUGH PEWPEPWEPHAEHHAHAHAH"

Or die.