DON'T WORRY MY BALD-HEADED FRIEND, I'M NOT SUCH A BAD GUY!
California Trilogy: City of Angels - On Camera (Game Over)
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HAVING COMMUNICATED WITH THE DEAD BEFORE COMING TO THIS STENCH FILLED LAND OF FLESHBAGS, I HAVE THE WISDOM TO KNOW THAT WE SHOULD WAIT AND SEE WHO ELSE HAS INFORMATION BEFORE ANYTHING IS REVEALED.
THEN....HOLD ON A SECOND....
Death pulls a Riccola lozenge from a hidden pocket within the billowing folds of his robe. He crunches it in his gaping jaw and tips his head back. The pieces clatter against Death's spinal cord.
That's better. Anyhow, then we have the more deceptive seeming of the two of you speak first.YOUR AD HERE- VP Baltar
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DEATH strokes tabris' prematurely gray hair
There, there. Dry your eyes. Death has a killer jump shot.....get it......heh...heh...ughhh.
Anyhow, most of the time when I'm preparing to swing my scythe...
DEATH gives a loving look to the rich mahogany shaft, the glistening silver blade
...I generally hear two things, 'OH DEAR GOD!' or 'mommy'. I don't see a God of any sort in these bunch of broads, so logic says mother is the correct choice.
It is the safe bet and if we are wrong, it would say plenty about that so-called angel Odbody.- VP Baltar
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DEATH hesitates for a moment as he considers handing over his scythe to a mortal.
Well, I guess technically you are not alivingbeing since you're animated. Here you go.
Now, I shall answer your question, Tabris, with a question of my own.
DEATH proceeds to giggle like a schoolgirl for an awkward amount of time.
Do you distrust the cueball and the [quotefingers]angel[/quotefiners] equally, or one more than the other?
I ask because the death of the Judging Ito may have implications toward either.
Perhaps I could conjure a spirit from the great beyond to replace one of you meatbags. Thoughts?
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DEATH munches on his carefully prepared falafel in a mango chutney and tossles the hair of the tenacious little sprite tabris
I believe the first order of business is to summon the spirit in the sky to change out Mr. Odbody if that is what the hounds of hell desire. We have his information, and unless he is holding back anything we should know, the Grim Spectre sees no further purpose for him.
Now, most importantly, what kind of milage does your Evangelion get? I do a lot of traveling and have been thinking of upgrading from my AMC Gremlin.YOUR AD HERE- VP Baltar
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DEATH slaps Huey Lewis in the back of the head
NEWS FLASH! Your theory is a lot like your music. It sucks. How exactly was Ms. Blue "shown to be part of a cult"? This was not proven as far as I can recall. If you're blindly assuming we have Jim Jones among us just because an SMG was mentioned, then you are certainly taking very few options into consideration.
Now someone get me a basketball so I can show this fool Kobe how it's done, DEATH JAM STYLE.
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DEATH straddles his scythe and rides around the scene like an imaginary cowboy intent on laying down some ol' fashioned "justice"
YEEEEHAAAWWWW! Listen here you cattle, I have things to say.
First, I think Tabris is making a fair point against our angelic friend. Why the sudden flipflop on a mistrust you held so close to your chest only moments prior? I listend to you intently in the bowels of hell as you rambled on like a lovelorn solioquist on the many splendord stenches of Mr. Odbody's character, and now you have cold feet. Now you are telling me my patience could be all for naught?
Perhaps you're ready for the business end.
DEATH rudely shoves his blade under the nose of The Angel. It smells of jasmine and the finest metal polish.
Second,
Turning to Tabris
Part of your theory is flawed. It is cleared stated in the laws of the great beyond that any and all Advocates on this plane of existence will *always* be chosen by the decepticons. It sucks I know, but life's a bitch and then you die.
So, the way I see it, the decepticons may have sent their false idol Mr. Odbody with correct information in a last ditch effort to save his miserable life. I believe the information we requested from the great beyond would be of some use to us in determining which of the ladies we trust.
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Yeah, we cannot know for sure who is handing out the hints. I was under the impression that they came directly from the supreme being, but I may be wrong. The decepticons, of course, know everything anyhow, so they can choose whether or not they want to pass on the correct and full information of the supreme being.
The question here is if the hypo-decepticons Odbody and cueball are more interested in making themselves look good or giving us all syphilis through the wrong woman. It would be a great cost to them to pursue the latter.
Apparently our coroner is still carrying out the autopsy of the dearly beloved.YOUR AD HERE- VP Baltar
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DEATH looks away from Tabris, clearly forlorn. Speaking to himself.
I...I...have never felt this way before. What is this aching in my bones? This desire replace the Spanish moss and dead oaks along the River Styx with sunflowers and budding willows? Is this the emotion mortals call love? Impossible. I am DEATH. It couldn't be. I, I must not allow it.
Returning his gaze to Tabris, maggots crawl from DEATH's hollow eye sockets and fall like tears upon the ground.
Your oration is quiet beautiful and persuasive. I must say, you are not like any of the slack-jawed meatbags I have known before.
Wiping away the maggots now.
You know, I believe you may be on to something, especially given that you and I, my boy, seem to be the only ones speaking and trying to reach a decision. The rest of our compatriots seem content to stand as silent as the statues from which me must choose.- VP Baltar
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DEATH slap the Count. The outline of a skeletal hand is clearly seen upon his pale skin
You shut your mouth you whore! Tabris is but a boy with an idea and a dream.
I don't even think you are really of the nobility. What country are you from? Who's the king? If only I had the skin and facial muscles to squint at you.
Besides, what ideas have you proposed thus far? Do you trust the soul called Odbody? Cueball? SPEAK DAMN YOU!- VP Baltar
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DEATH awakens from a long nap on one of the church pews. It was a restless, but necessary sleep
Tabris, you sexy lad, I think you have aroused your Evangelion a bit too much in the sense that you believe most anyone inclined to suckle from the Mother is a decepticon.
It is definitely still early in this little farce and even though I agree with you that the evil ones would not be happy about being generally pantsed in the first two rounds, I don't know if they would be willing to risk the lives of two or three members in a single outing.
Let's say for a moment that they had a worst case scenario six members before we arrived at this sanctuary and the littel devil on Mr. Odbody's shoulder turned out not to be a decepticon. Even with all of that, outing three members here would no doubt spell certain disaster for them down the road, as we still have four more decisions left. Maybe if we were one or two decisions down the road, I could see this being the case.
That being said, I believe Mr. Odbody's devil was indeed trying to influence us toward the mother...which makes me believe the Crone is where our best chances lay.
DEATH takes a candle from the nearby alter and turns toward John Locke. He takes the hot wax and begins to rub it into Locke's scalp
There. That'll help the shine. As far as the happenings outside of the church with Mr. Odbody's devil, I think that was a purposeful decision. If they are putting that devil way down in the hole, it was most likely a utilitarian decision.YOUR AD HERE- VP Baltar
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Even if they were both decepticons, I could see Locke giving correct information while the inevitably lynchable Mr. Odbody gave false information to confuse and lead us toward the Mother.
Thank you for pointing out why those in the great beyond believe what they do and why you disagree, but I think I'm set on the Crone now. Just waiting for the go ahead.YOUR AD HERE- VP Baltar
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DEATH pulls out his travel game of Pictionary, which he never leaves his lair without.
0 <------The Loop
X <--------Mr. Godwin
DEATH then crumples up the sheet and plays a rousingly retro game of hacki sack before podering what in the holy hell is taking the great beyond so long to arrive at a decision. DEATH becomes angry when he is bored, and making him impatiently wait is just asking to be scythed later.- VP Baltar
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I agree with Dweezil really. There is no legitimate reason not to listen to the barkeep on this one.
Also, I have a feeling we are going to be spending a lot of time in this bar staring at each other with nothing to say since our lovely friend John Locke completely severed our ties with the great beyond.YOUR AD HERE- VP Baltar
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DEATH carves his name into table at which the group sits. Had he the facial muscles to do so, he'd smile with a great satisfaction thinking about all of the confused reactions of future patrons when they realized that "DEATH was here".
I'm pretty certain it is a decision similar to that god-awful church as well. That's why we can pretty much only have the tequilla. At worst it'll leave us feeling only o-kay and we'll cut our losses.
On the other hand, if this greasy-faced weirdo over here is lying to us, it should be abundantly clear by the outcome of the tequilla.- VP Baltar
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DEATH is becoming visibly intoxicated as he consumes pint after pint of Samuel Adams Winter Lager
LOOK, I'M JUST SAYING THAT IF I WASN'T THE HARBINGER OF DEATH, AND THE OLSEN TWINS WERE OLDER...WELL.....
He tries to muffle a belch with his cloak.
...DON'T TELL TABRIS I SAID THAT. ANYHOW, THERE ARE PROBABLY SO MANY DECEPTICONS OUT IN THE GREAT BEYOND THAT ANYONE WHO DIES IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE GOOD PEOPLE.
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WHAT IS REALLY INTERESTING IS THAT WE STILL HAVE NOT HEARD THE VOICE OF GOD TELLING US THE LATEST IN UNEMPLOYMENT NEWS. I HAVE A FEELING SOME OF THOSE IN POWERFUL POSITIONS ARE ON THE SAME SIDE AND HESITANT TO GIVE UP THEIR SEATS.
ISN'T THAT JUST LIKE THE MAN. ONCE THEY GET INTO OFFICE THEY CLING FOR LIFE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT LONG HAIR.
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DEATH has a queasy look to maggot-filled eye sockets. He opens his mouth to speak, but stops himself short as he grapples with the corner of the table to slow the spinning room. He chooses his slightly slurred words carefully.
Look...I...ugh....what I am saying is that if Valentine has some idea on what the drink of choice..w-w-w-would be at this watering hole, then let's hear it. Do you trust Dweezil? I think you have had...what's the word?....lots of time to learn your history and tell us what you think....
DEATH vomits on the table.
HEY! MR. GREEN! HOW'S ABOUT YOU CLEAN THAT UP!
You stuck up bastard.
THERE, I SAID IT!
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I guess I assumed you were going to reach some sort of conclusion from that information. Have you been fully brought up to speed on events yet? Who do you think are the decepticons?
Also, you could answer my question from early about whether or not YOU trust Dweezil and think we should drink the tequilla.
Feeling much better now, DEATH plays the bars lone pinball machine. His ability to always get the replay and never miss a ball could be classified as some sort of wizardry. Pinball wizardry, if you will. Upon reaching a top score of 45,395,209 points, DEATH attributes his astonishing skills to his incredibly supple wrists.YOUR AD HERE- VP Baltar
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DEATH picks a peanut out of his eye and eats it, maggots and all.
I think that is a decent plan actually. I'll wait for approval, but we may as well use all of the weapons at our disposal.
One thing we should consider before I choose who, is who will be going on the boat. Obviously, I do not want to be forced onto the ship if I am going to be keeping my job in the next scene. Therefore, if I am going to have a change of personality, it should be with someone who is not required to be on the ship.
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As far as I know, the stuntman position would stay with me until moved, correct? Wasn't there a big long discussion about how we didn't want to move jobs around a bunch because it would narrow the list of who the AP could be? I think that is still important. That is why it is best to not just stunt someone willy-nilly and then have to change the job. Just my opinion, though.YOUR AD HERE - VP Baltar
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